63.1k KPLBall
Player Biography
KPLBall here, this isn't an Autobiography?
Im just gonna get Ikea to write it, him or Super, dunno who.
Anyway
Im an idiot
'What do you do if you have 10 children and 7 chairs (They all have to eat)' -Not_Ikea, IRL Friend
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He who shifts the wind
Im subscribed to this mans YT channel
Hes a sylph, but better
HEY NICE DOG
This mod is chill
I made bro's pfp
Off-brand cold war
Funny
Boat Woman
Current Grain Guy
He owns my soul
Tank made out of silver? bad idea
JUST RELEASE SW-120 ALREADY 😭
A mouse but a Velociraptor?
LOTR Man
He made me an Eoabelisaurus
I think he likes planes
BITE ME! -Uzi
Thanks for the tanks
Mwar dude
I like Eclipses
FB1 GO BRRRRRRRR
Zfold7
Prussian but Brazilian
Bro is really a redhead
HOW TF DO YOU DRINK SPITFIRES?!
Smooth brain, all ideas fall right off. Like a waterslide
He builds sidearms in SP
Opposite of Lockheed Marten
The M1 Garand
First somewhat famous person to notice me
VNF-25A Diyu!
STOP NERFING STUFF!
Not NotIkea.
He is a MiG-15bis
I teamed up with VNF-25A Diyu man
Shrimp
Foxhound's brother (F-15 #1)
First war i fought
I used his T-29
PLEASE COME BACK MAN!
Updoot this man
Here comes the Snow
F I S H
The Skylence is goated
Chunky chii-se
Tanky boi
This Kestrel is Zealous
My Mexican friend
Really great guy (First to engage in conversation with me
I really do think he likes the F-80
Crestel
How do you post so fast? I HAVE NO IDEA! (SONIC REFERENCE?!)
Buddy, please return
Foxhound (F-15 #2)
THERE'S THREE?! (F-15 #3)
Cats and Dogs can fly?
Spinosaurus
A very Nominal situation
Tator
SJC
I spammed posted modified versions of his F4
Where is the official replacement?
Fine, I'll use Google play
YIPEE! WELLINGTON!
Panzers have wives?
He's from the union
He helped finish my W-6A
Zero two ig?
They are here...
Nice try police
Boeing
Zaine
RIP the goat
WINSWINGS!
Bro is a savage
KITTY!
Why does the gorilla have a spork?
He makes goated tanks
We chill ig? I've both fought him and teamed up with him
He's an OK pilot
I own one more company than him lol
Previously a member of the MDA, now an affiliated ally in charge of Contera. There is also the KB Verse (Where KPLBall comes from). Both are amazing.
I actually have a YT channel.
My wars (MDA affiliated)
Before MDA
T-C War
Found One
T-C war tank captured
Treaty of Snowstone
C-20s First Civilian Aid Delivery
We've found it
How to kill imperial tanks
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TB War
Operation Salamander
Ding Don here is your package
TB-War treaty
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STL War
Seriously Bro
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S-War II
Operation Island Storm PT.1
Hmm
Incoming Transmission S-War II
Goodbye Colonials, we got bandit
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
Operation Corkscrew
Sinking Three of four
End of Relonia's super weapons
Operation Knockdown
Jeez what you guys want?
Don't try it
NEW UPGRADES!
Operation All-out
Captured
Show of Force
An End?
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R-C War/War-K
I hate this
Cya TSI
Salvaging
Selling Ships + Damage Assessment
Excelsior is in charge?
What is going on?
Landings
New Base
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Test Crisis
Knockout Already?
Operation Retriever
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Sidearm wars
Evac
The Sidearm wars summed up
Evacuation of Civilians
Evacuation of Civilians and resupply
Retirement and Introduction
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M War II
Preparations of Defense
Meet the Team
Forgot some
Finishing up the roll call
Sava-Hendero under attack
Ships under attack
Rain before the thunder & Dumping and burials
Thunder and Lightning
Last time in the MDA
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TSW
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Touching home
I hate you
My Third Time
They Tried
Shadows a ships past
The Seagull
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Funny MDA Quotes from posts
"Frick No. COME 'EN GET ME SUCKA'!" -Dracula-1 pilot
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"Sitting ducks in a barrel. Let's see how long it takes." -Crusader MK1 'Jaguar Hunter'
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"Logic for using B-84. He used nuke; I use nuke." -Me
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"I FEEL THE NEED, THE NEED FOR SPEED!" -Charioteer MK2
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"What do we do with the Criminaly Insane One?" -I-100 Centurion
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"Ich brauche Action! ICH BRAUCHE ACTION! ICH BRAUCHE JETZT HANDLUNGEN! Wenn mir niemand etwas tut, werde ich diesen Planeten bis auf die Grundmauern niederbrennen, ich werde alle Inseln haben, damit ich weiterhin Dinge für unendliche Action erschaffen kann!" -F-63W
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"ICH BIN ENDLICH ANGEKOMMEN! DEINE BLÖDE MARINE SOLL IN DEN HÄNDEN MEINER AGM-65DS UNTERGEHEN!" -F-63W
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"OH WHAT DA HAI-" -Supership Dummie
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"OSTRZEZENIE! NIKT DO NAS NIE STRZELAL! PRZEJEZDZA PRZEBOJNY POLSKI KONWÓJ! CI, KTÓRZY DO MNIE STRZELAJA, ZOSTANA ZNISZCZENI" -ORP Izrael
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"WHY DO YOU GET YOUR MK2 VARIANT?! IM WAITING FOR TUPL TO RELEASE HIS" -Cruiser MK1
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"No, Foxhound prohibits it" I-100-1M
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"A Nuke-slinger, He created his own faction called "The Supreme Imperials". All I know, is he should have Imperial S5-1s, some Imperial S6-1s, and like two Imperial S2s. Along with an assortment of ships, all of them suck though." F-33S
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"ZA-3 Price: $3.45. Damage: Broke into 10 main parts, heavy damage to cannon, torpedos blew up. SOLD TO CASTOR" -Me
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"Arrival Price: $1,500.00. Damage: Sunk by Archaic after arriving late. SOLD TO IMPERIAL INDUSTRIES" -Me
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"Adamant Price: $200,00.00. Damage: Ammo-racked by Archaic after having engine broblems, and being mistakened for Ajax A-4. SOLD TO FOXHOUND" -Me
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"Advice Price: $400,00.00. Damage: Sunk by Archaic after being mistakened as a MDA patrol boat. SOLD TO TUPL" -Me
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"Assist Price: $150,000.00. Damage: Sunk by Archaic after assisting the burning Advice. SOLD TO TUPL" -Me
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"Archaic Price: $5,000.00. Damage: Sunk by Gun barrel explosion after firing too fast. SOLD TO FOXHOUND" -Me
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"Bruh Archaic has an allied kill count of 4! HE KILLED 4 OF HIS TEAM MEMBERS XD" -Me
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"How do you fail hitting a spot so badly?! You should NEVER pilot an airplane AGAIN!" -Tsukuba
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"SINNER OF THE SEVEN SEAS!" -Ardent
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"Halt die Klappe, glorifiziertes Wasserflugzeug" -F-63W
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"WERNER I KNOW YOU ARE NOT SAYING THAT! THAT MEANS YOU ARE A TRAITOR! THEY HAVE NO SHIP, HORRIBLE TANKS, AND HORRIBLE PLANES! I CAN SOLO THEM WITH THE SAGAMI BY MYSELF!" -Tsukuba
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" heard that we may receive a LOT of money for finding that S-7." -Excelsior Hussar MK1
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"Man, I didn't get to blow up bunkers" -M68SHBB
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"Warum? WARUM? WARUM BIN ICH NICHT ZUM KAMPF GEKOMMEN?!?!" -F-63W
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"F I G H T M E N O W Y O U L I T T L E P U N K." -Drucula-1 pilot
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"You can't be talking, all you want to do is see service so you can officially be better than Crusader MK2." -C-20-B
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"Ill stop, F-63 probably won't though" -Dracula-1
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"You spin me right round baby, right round." -PZL-153-D
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"I call $500 on the Polish one!" -MDS-FB1R
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"He over heard their messages saying that this ship must be sunk, so as the two Mu-13s line up to attack it, Pótezny fires his two DsKz.23-4 Wz.80 Puchnac CWIS™ systems and shreds the two Mu-13 fighters." -PZL-153-E
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"Go back to your hanger, I ain't dealing with you shenanigans." -Dracula-1
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"HA! Good thing I came just in time, y'all have your work cutout for yourselves." -I-100
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"As I said earlier, they can't hear you. Somehow Wasp was able to find a crashed ACI-A-229 Reaper, and I honestly don't know how. But Wasp got our good ol' friend Braun to fix it up for electronic warfare, running 645 quintillion calculations per second, constantly modifying frequencies on radios and funneling it through the plane first, phones don't work, only landlines, which you don't have." -I-100
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"I SAID GET BACK HERE SO I CAN EXERCISE YOU!" -F-31
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"CARL! THAT KILLS PPL! (If ykyk)" -Kahn
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"And so I said to him, GET OUT O' HERE! And promptly sunk his landing craft" -Leon
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"THATS UNFAIR!" -D4R
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"I flew supersonic in a supersonic trainer through the spurs of the bridge at night, causing it to collapse and me to eject." -Night Bridge
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"Form up on me, and follow me into the fray. AND SOMEONE PUT ON LATIN MUSIC!" -Red Eliminator
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"The idiots in Top Brass decided to give me a squadron of criminals over a trained squadron to sink the new Scourge submarine Allinfax." -Night Bridge
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"So get this done and I’ll make thousands off of you, especially if at least one of Grey Squadron bails, then I get a payday. Good luck and try to get me my money, or I’ll deport half of you to Malaysia." -Night Bridge
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"So glad I got to choose their planes, that bet is all but secured >:)" -Night Bridge
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"Whö’s idea was it tö name him ’Sidewinder’? I hate it sö much, what is the backstöry?" -Kahn
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"If it were up to me I’d name you [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], and Frenchie." -Night Bridge
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"Why do we have to listen to this guy?" -Osprey
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"Blue-1’s official nickname now is ’D-Triple-A.’" -Night Bridge
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"Talk about a generational crash out." -Sidewinder
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"This is gonna be a great payout! Mansion here I come!" -Night Bridge
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"Well [Redacted] as well." -Osprey
More NotIkea quotes
War Thunder players leaking 504 nuclear missile codes and 1964 real life classified documents just because a tank barrel had one more hole in it.
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I [REDACTED] slimed the F-4 from a distance tbh
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When will it be available on temu?
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I apologize, don't British me.
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3rd graders on the playground ahh convo
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I don't think the HOA will let you do that.
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What if we put on the same avatar and then raid people.
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Pepsi owned the 6th largest navy at one point?
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Well I got Terminated. I just checked and it says account deleted.
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I am Avalibl
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Block-19
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I didn't get deleted.
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If I ever see anyone stealing ram or LEGO. No I [REDACTED] didn't.
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HL3 delayed by AI slop
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Y O U S A I D L E A V E A T 1 0 : 3 0
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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats made me bagels. Bagels are round. The sun is round. The sun is yellow. Bananas are yellow. Bananas have spots. I had a dog named spot. He lived a looooong life. Life? That's my favorite brand of cereal. I can by it for ten bucks a box. That's Crazy!
