54.6k Graingy Comments

  • chubby Blooper guppy 3.6 years ago

    Cool SCP
    calls behind me

    HEY CARL! WE GOT ANY HELLPITS LEFT IN STORAGE?

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  • YAMATO 1945 3.6 years ago

    Literally just noticed that this thing, for all its parts, is TINY.
    It’s a little baby Yamato omg!

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  • Kowalski, analysis 5.0 years ago

    Only one possible way: Witchcraft and dark magic, just like climbing a metal pole. Or using chopsticks. No mortal can do these things, only those who deal with the kraken. Jeb must have made it.

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  • YAMATO 1945 5.2 years ago

    To run this would be... straight outa the door, 10 petaflops, at LEAST

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  • JAS 39C Gripen 5.2 years ago

    Nothing more than a cheap Pigpen ripoff... lol

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  • FOX ONE 5.7 years ago

    BEEP BEEP BEEP Missile inbound, deploying flairs, deploying flairs, aaahh

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  • K.Corp MT-27 Vidar 5.8 years ago

    "Got the spider!"

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  • KSP-Logo 5.9 years ago

    BREAKING NEWS: Jebediah Kerman now longer allowed near golf carts after crashing one into the launchpad and somehow blowing it up.

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  • Infantryman(50parts Walker) 6.0 years ago

    when mom says she got McDonalds

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  • [WEBW] N-1 Rocket 6.0 years ago

    how many Boom 50s are inside?

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 6.5 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 I'm pretty sure I do.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 6.5 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii Oh... what changed in the game thats stops it from now?

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 6.6 years ago

    OK... removes upvote... It doesn't even takeoff! >:(

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  • norman class training bomber 7.9 years ago

    it's my first uploaded plane

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  • random fun fact of the day 2 days ago

    How many 1-ups do you have!?

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  • What kinds of ROLEPLAY are happen right now? 3 days ago

    Many people are acting as though everything is going to be okay. Does that count?

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  • Okay, so either the Server Hamster is dying, or... 3 days ago

    @32 yeah. Ngl I wonder if it had something to do with the ad bots?

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  • Hyperion HKX2Z1 Heavy attack helicopter 4 days ago

    "Will it blend?"
    -Rotor designer.

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  • F!@#$ Google 4 days ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Enshittification.

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  • NextTank-1A 5 days ago

    corndog

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  • Oil rig 5 days ago

    oil big

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  • random fun fact of the day 5 days ago

    @YarisSedan I should not be finding this anywhere near as funny as I am.

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  • I have started a fire 6 days ago

    @Boeing727200F Here we see local dingus trying to fight fire with fire.
    @keiyronelleavgeek566 Here we see local dingus fanning the flames.

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  • [off topic screenshots] shunting in rolling lines. 8 days ago

    “This is hopper car look him up on Google”
    “Okay.”

    “GOOD LORD THERE’S PENICE”

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  • The issue I see 8 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla your problem.

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  • wedge plow on a gondola 8 days ago

    @Boeing727200F hit it with the plow

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  • The issue I see 9 days ago

    @Solent Nah you’re cool. Unless you turn out to be a right wing prick like the other person who kept it late, it’s fine.

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  • GHF-79A "Archfiend" (Unfinished) 9 days ago

    @Boeing727200F That wasn’t a request. It’s not that I can’t make this thing better (though FT is beyond my reach), it’s that I can’t make myself do it.

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  • Have Question About The Requirements for SimplePlanes 2 On Cell phone 10 days ago

    @Boeing727200F ehhh I like sleeping in late. Can we get it over with now?
    I watched a Kurzgesagt Nightshift episode about whaling earlier so I'm basically an expert now.

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  • stupidly fast rocket 10 days ago

    A rocket is based on Newton's third law of motion, wherein every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
    Detachers in SimplePlanes, quite famously, completely violate this premise by producing an action with no reaction whatsoever.
    This is not a rocket. This is pretty much the exact opposite of a rocket.

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  • SP2 | Hole Carving 10 days ago

    @Boeing727200F Look, I simply deliver the will of the Flesh. I do not claim that what the Flesh wants is necessarily reasonable nor that its desires should be indulged.

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  • crossword puzzle 04 10 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla Honestly a list of running events would be extremely helpful.
    A section for official news, a section for major craft releases, a section for major forums (if applicable), a section for recent teasers, a section for ongoing events (e.g. challenges, Roleplays), and a section for a silly game like this. Maybe quick build tips and an opinion column (if applicable)?

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  • SP2 | Hole Carving 10 days ago

    @Boeing727200F Oh I'm not in a cult.
    I recognise Soia's (de facto) divinity, yet I'm not religious.
    Likewise, I recognise that the Hole wants you, without me being its worshipper.

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  • SP2 | Hole Carving 10 days ago

    @Boeing727200F The Hole will remember this.
    The Hole will remember you.

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  • The Brotherhood has ended. 11 days ago

    @BOSKnight That wasn't cheers. That was an indication that this has been like some weird soap opera to me that I've been spectating with confusion.
    I have actually no idea what's going on. And I don't mean NWA stuff, I mean all the other junk I've heard your name involved with over the past couple months. It feels like watching people I can't name having boxes matches with ghosts in the dark. I don't know who, what, when, why, or any of that other stuff, only that punches have been thrown over... something.

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  • t323 v2 11 days ago

    @Boeing727200F I don't know but it's even more fuckass!
    That's gotta be a good thing, right?

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  • [Used Cars] JOOP Great Churrant (JW) 11 days ago

    How many small children can fit under the blind spot?

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  • Hangout 11 days ago

    Another day, another mobile user fails to realize that:
    A: SimplePlanes is no longer in development, and
    B: Adding mods to mobile is legally impossible.

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  • fuel consumption of jet engine are strange. 11 days ago

    I like your funny words magic man

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  • Light Infantry 12 days ago

    the guys from monsters inc

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  • Two Truths and a Lie 12 days ago

    @SuperSuperTheSylph What makes you think it's obvious?
    @Boeing727200F While you have volunteered at a railyard, I remember, I doubt they'd let you touch a crane without some sort of licence.
    I have no idea how the Wikipedia thing would work. Not sure if you mean on the school's end (somehow) or on Wikipedia's end (somehow).
    I have no recollection of whether you've ever made any indication of traveling outside the US. Possible that'd you'd only ever fly on 737s, but I'm not sure how likely seeing as there are other similar planes in operation.
    I'm going to say the first is a lie on the crane point. At the same time, that does sound like the sort of thing you'd want to subtlety ("subtlety") brag about by bringing up, so I'm not super sure.

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  • ok why is there a sudden surge in bots posting ads into the forums 12 days ago

    @LunarEclipseSP it only flags posts, not removes. That’s how it should be.
    Bot posts are being removed, whether by player report or automod. It doesn’t really matter.

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  • [Artwork] WPlace SimplePlanes Corner Managers’ Booth 12 days ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Yeah. It's gonna be massive, so this'll probably be what I'll be spending most of my charges on for the time being. That said, it's a dump, so it's not super high priority.
    Starting with Boeing, will do you afterwards.
    Man, this measuring is tedious.

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  • [Artwork] WPlace SimplePlanes Corner Managers’ Booth 12 days ago

    @LunarEclipseSP @Boeing727200F For lack of easy things to spend massive amounts of charges on, I think I'm gonna make you doofuses in 50x scale. Left and right of the 50x scale Grain, so please don't place anything there. Thank you.

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  • Are underage users' accounts deleted or banned? 13 days ago

    @Boeing727200F I think yeah

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  • Are underage users' accounts deleted or banned? 13 days ago

    @YarisSedan It was WPlace, so probably drawing softcore porn.
    I'm fairly sure it was that, actually.

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  • Are underage users' accounts deleted or banned? 13 days ago

    @Ashdenpaw1 WAIT FR
    okay that's funny. Reminds me of hearing about some dipshit on WPlace who got a 300 year ban. Has the energy of a wizard putting a curse on someone. Banishment.

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  • ok why is there a sudden surge in bots posting ads into the forums 13 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla wha
    @LunarEclipseSP Honestly it's probably best to not interact at all. At the very least, addressing anything to the bot is completely futile since it does not know nor care. It's like talking to weeds. Talk to the other people who come to look at the weed problem instead.

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