It flies consistently at 907 km/h in 35,000 feet, when suddenly a Euro-fighter with Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"
The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake and made an appointment with the stewardess for the next three nights - in a 5 Star hotel, which is paid for by my employer. "
I'm just gonna say it:
People who delete their accounts, unless legitimately in a bad place mentally for other reasons, are total losers.
Grow up. You can walk away, but if there's anything I'll call a secular sin it's the destruction of information.
“SimplePlanes 2 would need to be a lot less "simple" in order to offer a truly new and interesting experience” FunkyTrees is rapidly approaching critical mass
Ah, but it isn't labeled mobile-friendly.
I Don't think I could run it.
...
OH! Is that a 20000 part battleship with the "mobile-friendly" tag?
Well, don't mind if I do!
grab the popcorn cause I'm ready to watch the competition between this and KSP 2.
...
tbh I'm betting on KSP 2 overall but I'm sure than Jundroo will put up a damn good fight
Hmmm... (Google.com) (Closest Nuclear aicraft carrier) (Does Perseverance have nuclear weapons) (Mars-to-Earth return rockets near me) (How to convince NASA to send Nuclear bomb and rocket to Mars) (Joe Biden email) (What is ice cream) (Do they sell ice cream on Mars?) (How cold is ice cream?) (How cold is Mars?) (What is milk) (What can be milked on Mars?) (Eyeblech) (EYEBLEACH) (Nuclear bombs on mars shopping) (Do I have memory problems?) (Can sand get dementia?) (Does Joe Biden like sand) (Can I sell myself in a non-prostitute way) (Do I have worth?) (Our Dream - Sovietwave Mix) (Did the Soviets ever send nukes to Mars?) (Did the Soviets ever send rockets to mars to bring back samples) (How to get picked up) (When will Mars sample return happen?) (Do humans discriminate against sand?) (Can sand join the US military) (Does the Russian military enlist sand) (Russian war crimes in Russo-Ukraine war) (Eyebleach) (Does Chinese military hire sand) (Uyghur) (Does Canada have nukes) (Does Soia have nukes) (Why hasn't Soia visited Mars?) (How to cope with existential dread?) (Soian opinion of Weebs) (Soian citizenship application) (Can sand be Soian citizen) (Can sand work for Graingy?) (How to claim unpaid labour Soia) (How to find search history google) (How to tell if I'm mentally ill?)
Great to hear the site is being kept!
Will there be some sort of clear marker, such as perhaps a coloured window, for SP2-only craft?
Also, will "Major Chad" be optional like VR is in SP1, or will he be mandatory? Personally I'd rather he was just an option. I prefer the SP world lifeless by default, with life being optional.
"Damn," she uttered, and with that single syllable billions were condemned to slaughter, billions to die hung from racks to feed the demands of a nation embodied in one. A nation that demanded the fruits of their sacrifice, and the flesh of their bodies. For they were chicken, and her devastation was theirs.
@Senkopilot You wouldn't believe what I have in my clipboard! Ahem
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Reminds me of a joke (copy pasted from reddit):
An Airbus A380 is on its way across the Atlantic.
It flies consistently at 907 km/h in 35,000 feet, when suddenly a Euro-fighter with Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"
The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake and made an appointment with the stewardess for the next three nights - in a 5 Star hotel, which is paid for by my employer. "
+28if I had a dollar for every byte in all these photos combined I'd have a quarter.
+15This is what I got for showing the true map of the USA!
+14THE MODS WILL NOT SILENCE ME!
WYOMING DOES NOT EXIST!!!
I'm just gonna say it:
+12People who delete their accounts, unless legitimately in a bad place mentally for other reasons, are total losers.
Grow up. You can walk away, but if there's anything I'll call a secular sin it's the destruction of information.
I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me
+12Annnnd that's another player I've outlived!
+9Classic Graingy W.
Bye! Don't, like, die or something.
I'd look rather suspect if you did.
Planes in the spaceship game, spaceships in the plane game.
+9Just as Andrew Garrison intended!
It's someone's birthday today.
+9Ain't that fun?
Since this thing is going to be serving till the 50s, would it be considered science fiction?
+9I still wonder who made this image.
+9I love it.
“SimplePlanes 2 would need to be a lot less "simple" in order to offer a truly new and interesting experience”
+8FunkyTrees is rapidly approaching critical mass
Shows Kicking Fish
+8Virtually identical
@JuanNotAnAlt I had a dream where Godzilla was made of wasp parts and died
+8Biblically accurate SimplePlanes
+8TO THE HINDEN-PETER!
+8puttering
explosion
"OH MY GOD"
"Joe, I am so sorry!"
"HOW DO YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS!?"
Jundroo won't stop ME from landing on a sinking wreck!
+8dies
@LunarEclipseSP Yeah, that'd be cringe.
+8Hate everybody instead :)
We are gender-inclusive in our hatred of mankind here at Graingy!
Ah, but it isn't labeled mobile-friendly.
+8I Don't think I could run it.
...
OH! Is that a 20000 part battleship with the "mobile-friendly" tag?
Well, don't mind if I do!
grab the popcorn cause I'm ready to watch the competition between this and KSP 2.
+8...
tbh I'm betting on KSP 2 overall but I'm sure than Jundroo will put up a damn good fight
petition for jundroo to add "fortunate son" to the simpleplanes ost (if lawyers attempt to eat soul, distract with peanuts and loose change)
+8"mom can we get F-22 Raptor?"
+8"no we have F-22 Raptor at home"
F-22 Raptor at home:
Congrats on unlocking Throttle 2.
+7Wow, North Wright Airstrip not being shit!?
+7Incredible!
Anyways look at this
+7Hmmm...
+7(Google.com)
(Closest Nuclear aicraft carrier)
(Does Perseverance have nuclear weapons)
(Mars-to-Earth return rockets near me)
(How to convince NASA to send Nuclear bomb and rocket to Mars)
(Joe Biden email)
(What is ice cream)
(Do they sell ice cream on Mars?)
(How cold is ice cream?)
(How cold is Mars?)
(What is milk)
(What can be milked on Mars?)
(Eyeblech)
(EYEBLEACH)
(Nuclear bombs on mars shopping)
(Do I have memory problems?)
(Can sand get dementia?)
(Does Joe Biden like sand)
(Can I sell myself in a non-prostitute way)
(Do I have worth?)
(Our Dream - Sovietwave Mix)
(Did the Soviets ever send nukes to Mars?)
(Did the Soviets ever send rockets to mars to bring back samples)
(How to get picked up)
(When will Mars sample return happen?)
(Do humans discriminate against sand?)
(Can sand join the US military)
(Does the Russian military enlist sand)
(Russian war crimes in Russo-Ukraine war)
(Eyebleach)
(Does Chinese military hire sand)
(Uyghur)
(Does Canada have nukes)
(Does Soia have nukes)
(Why hasn't Soia visited Mars?)
(How to cope with existential dread?)
(Soian opinion of Weebs)
(Soian citizenship application)
(Can sand be Soian citizen)
(Can sand work for Graingy?)
(How to claim unpaid labour Soia)
(How to find search history google)
(How to tell if I'm mentally ill?)
New SP war crime!
+7An AI that pleads with you not to restart or leave the level because it is genuinely sentient and fears for its life!
Holy shit
fatass hypersonic missile
+7Dead post, I know...
+7lasers.
SimpleTrains when?
+7I don't know why, but I feel that I really shouldn't blink right now.
+7Someone: looks in "Highest rated all time" page for the 84th time on a tuesday (even though it never changes)
+7Rick: We're no strangers
@Pan Multiplayer is enforced
+6You must join every Sunday for two hours for an Andrewism sermon followed by worship.
Great to hear the site is being kept!
+6Will there be some sort of clear marker, such as perhaps a coloured window, for SP2-only craft?
Also, will "Major Chad" be optional like VR is in SP1, or will he be mandatory?
Personally I'd rather he was just an option. I prefer the SP world lifeless by default, with life being optional.
"My contributions feel like a free concert - others are enjoying the show without buying tickets."
+6What a loser.
"Damn," she uttered, and with that single syllable billions were condemned to slaughter, billions to die hung from racks to feed the demands of a nation embodied in one. A nation that demanded the fruits of their sacrifice, and the flesh of their bodies. For they were chicken, and her devastation was theirs.
+6This thing has strong “flew once and killed its test pilot” vibes
+6If simpleplanes becomes the preferred piracy software I ain’t complaining
+6Boat: Instructions
+6Step one: Lump
Step two: Lump on top of Lump
Step three: Engine
Step four: Float
Step 5: ???????
Step six: profit
Pfft I was trying to find my comment, thinking it got deleted, and only then realized it was pinned.
+6Truly an honour lol
Wow guys I cannot believe it the Colod Wall!
+6As an atheist I feel the need to tell you that you are going to hell.
+6where's the downvote button!?
Is it a heavy cargo plane?
+6So this is why the empire created the deathstar
+6Looks like the cleavers introverted cousin
+6when mom says "no eating crayons"
+6🏏 Don't make me use it.
+5When someone tickles your neck:
+5Link?
+5I haven't seen such things, aside from complaints about Indonesian government censorship.
Previously known as DJRianGamer004, DJRianGamerUwU, Airbusfan12345, Amogusisded, DJAerospace001, DJRianGameriscool, AnimeGirlLover2010, AnimeGirlLover2009, AirbusA321XLR, HololiveFan, HololiveFan2009, HoshimachiSuiseiMyBeloved, TupolevTU144Charger, DJAirlines, AtlasAir747MyBeloved, A330neoISGOATED
Have you changed your ways?
+5@Senkopilot You wouldn't believe what I have in my clipboard!
+5Ahem
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.