@PlaneFlightX It's common knowledge around here that you are a freak.
Your "building technique" is "transporting actual airframes into the game via portal, scrapping them, and reassembling them in your desired shape". It's the only explanation.
Thanks @AndrewGarrison for choosing a logo that's easier to remix into saying wacky and uncharacteristic things.
It is 200% happening by the time the game launches.
@PlaneFlightX
->Loads up SimplePlanes.com
->Clicks on someone's profile
->Sees a car
->Anger.JPEG
->Angrily contact Moderators to get this Rtard banned
->Get banned for causing trouble I can't believe this is happening. SimplePlanes really has fallen
@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 Agreed.
Though I doubt such high-end crimes would be committed by an iPad toddler, unless you’re saying that’s what iPad toddlers grow into.
I think suspected children should be
1: Informed of the age requirement
2: If likely meeting requirement, given tips on how to talk less obviously like a child (because it’s awkward).
@TheCommentaryGuy @Pan @LunarEclipseSP
Great!
You three seem to know who this is.
Now, who the heck is this hoser?
They sound controversial and I NEED drama!
(But like seriously what the hell is going on here.)
“Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a
@Mage2IsTriggered But the niche is the fun part.
It's just us.
A bunch of losers building dumb shite in a "plane" game.
And everyone wants to be top loser!
"In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
(Muffled from inside)
"You gonna stay on my box until you die! You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on my test chamber jumping on my buttons daily! Your purpose is being in that room throwing that turret daily! Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a hundred percent. With a thousand percent."
Haha as if anyone would want to steal something I've made
+4Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I sense low-poly anime girl with this one...
+4@LunarEclipseSP This woman gets it
+4@PlaneFlightX It's common knowledge around here that you are a freak.
+4Your "building technique" is "transporting actual airframes into the game via portal, scrapping them, and reassembling them in your desired shape". It's the only explanation.
Two-factor definitely sounds like a good addition as an option, especially those who may be victims of trolling.
+4MA!
+4THE SIMPLEPLANES USERS ARE DOWN BAD AGAIN!
@SheriffHackdogMCPE Insert video of soldiers throwing sticks at drones
+4@TheMouse Care to spill the cheese balls?
+4@jamesPLANESii Wait, whar?
@KSB24 Dang you were born in 2400? What's the future like?
🪤
+4I’m sorry but you’re not allowed to buy people anymore
+4@SILVERPANZER Go fly a bush plane over Snowstone I dare you.
+4Things to do in Florida:
+41: Leave
tf
+4@LunarEclipseSP That name’s a mouthful
+4Disgusting
+4homojet
+4A muffler.
+4Coming out the side
of a turbojet engine.
Seems legit
I'd link you to the suicide prevention hotline but honestly I think we might be beyond that point with this
+4Stuff like this work of art
+4Mantra Ray, which appears to be misspelled.
+4For added artistic benefits you could sit in a chair that slams you in the groin at random intervals ranging from 2 seconds to 18 minutes
+4Take your meds
+4ANDREW THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO READ CLOSELY!
We need hats. Like, just hats. They don't do anything except look snazzy. No mass, no drag, collisions are an if. Just hats.
+4Like this
We need this.
Thanks @AndrewGarrison for choosing a logo that's easier to remix into saying wacky and uncharacteristic things.
+4It is 200% happening by the time the game launches.
We’re getting a jet kill with this one 🛩🔥
+4@PlaneFlightX
+4->Loads up SimplePlanes.com
->Clicks on someone's profile
->Sees a car
->Anger.JPEG
->Angrily contact Moderators to get this Rtard banned
->Get banned for causing trouble
I can't believe this is happening. SimplePlanes really has fallen
@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 Agreed.
+4Though I doubt such high-end crimes would be committed by an iPad toddler, unless you’re saying that’s what iPad toddlers grow into.
I think suspected children should be
1: Informed of the age requirement
2: If likely meeting requirement, given tips on how to talk less obviously like a child (because it’s awkward).
@TheCommentaryGuy @Pan @LunarEclipseSP
+4Great!
You three seem to know who this is.
Now, who the heck is this hoser?
They sound controversial and I NEED drama!
(But like seriously what the hell is going on here.)
She hogs on my wild till I grumman
+4@Mousewithamachinegun123 @JP11 Either of you two want popcorn?
+4Someone ask ShinyGemsBro too. Blocked or not I think we all need a bag for this show.
Bro that is one fucked up bird
+4What breed is it?
a stick
+4HE JUST LIKE ME!
HE JUST LIKE ME FR!
+4Stroking my block rn
+4Andrewsha Garrison
+4@Monarchii 3000 drag?
+4Well, good to know that my 400 meter long flying ocean liner isn’t going anywhere too fast!
Bee Twentee nien
+4No it is not.
+4Little land
+4Inhales
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+4Hehehe it looks so silly :)
+4Silly little guy
Triangle
Hehe concord fighter :)))
All it needs now is text that keeps getting smaller until you can hardly read it anymore
+4“Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a
+4@skittleChan He could have just said he liked fat chicks but noooo he had to talk all fancy like
+4What the fuck is this shit
+4Why
Why
Who the fuck asked for this?
Maluch?!?
"Previously known as Talon7192, Magnavox20MS233S, U2, DeutscheLufthansaAG, 100, Talon7192, All"
+4@Mage2IsTriggered But the niche is the fun part.
+4It's just us.
A bunch of losers building dumb shite in a "plane" game.
And everyone wants to be top loser!
@Majakalona Literally stonks.
+416 upvotes cuz there's nothing else
people straight up ravenous
Holy fuck man don't
+4"In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
+4(Muffled from inside)
"You gonna stay on my box until you die! You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on my test chamber jumping on my buttons daily! Your purpose is being in that room throwing that turret daily! Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a hundred percent. With a thousand percent."