51.1k Graingy Comments

  • Airbus 2.0 years ago

    oh no
    YOUR MAJESTY ANOTHER BUS IS COMING!

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  • Can people stop tagging me on builds purely if I upvote a teaser 2.1 years ago

    God, this!
    Like boi I upvoted the teaser cuz it looks neat or something not because I actually want to, or am realistically able to, play it!

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  • [Teaser] Testing is going surprisingly well 2.2 years ago

    Ehh just slap some more ducttape on and fill the holes with bubble gum and it'll be good to go

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  • Minecraft Jungle Krakabloa 2.5 years ago

    Never would have guessed that SimplePlanes would have the video game industry's biggest melons...

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  • Free to use - wobble camera 2.5 years ago

    does it do the sploingy loingy?
    the sprongly? the sprwiggle?

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  • Advanced Antigravity Engine Cluster 2.7 years ago

    but seriously, like, why the anime girl? Genuinely curious. Attention grabber? A personal interest? Is the engine's designed based off something sharing a point of origin with the image?

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  • The Juno: New Origins Career Mode update is now available for mobile 2.8 years ago

    @JustWingIt While I'm not too familiar with Juno, considering how honestly poor the SimplePlanes physics model is, I HIGHLY doubt that these games are even remotely compatible.

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  • A-10 CIWS 3.4 years ago

    r/Noncredibledefence is in shambles right now

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  • Jurassic Park Deleted Scene 4.9 years ago

    the video quality makes it 3x as good

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  • XFWB-DCLXVI ''World Ender'' 5.3 years ago

    It looks like something jeb would come up with if he was a weapons designer instead of an astronaut

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  • 1 Part Afterburner 7 days ago

    @SkyJayTheFirst It looks interesting. I'm not one to use others' subassemblies if I can help it (what worth does a feature reflect if I didn't create it?), so this is of little value to me, but it's an interesting development nonetheless.

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  • oh hey my account is 3 years old one month ago

    Ah yes the "I'm/this person is as old as the account so am/is underage" joke is totally as funny the 10095th time as it was the first time.

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  • Quality or Quantity? one month ago

    @LM0418 I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I agree with you.

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  • SimplePlanes 2 | Crafts & Performance one month ago

    I have a question:
    Will SP2 sync with steam?
    I've been saved twice now by SP1 storing craft in the cloud when my computer has broken. Will SP2 be the same?
    I ask because I've had it seemingly not use cloud storage in the past, rather keeping things on the computer itself.

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  • POV: me getting shot down by a carrier task force one month ago

    That admiral is sooooooooooo getting court marshaled for putting his carriers so close together.
    And for not even shooting back.

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  • what happen to tag search one month ago

    URL modification is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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  • Rick Astley one month ago

    @LunarEclipseSP It's not really a Rickroll if you expect it, especially if it's clearly labeled as such.

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  • what my five year old self be like one month ago

    Mood.
    Granted had SimplePlanes existed when I was five I'd probably have created a massive blob of parts that'd look as if I had been left out by a railyard unsupervised.

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  • Anyone miss me? one month ago

    Can't say I know you, but welcome back regardless.

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  • i am smart 2 months ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 Indeed. Get the decartilager.

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  • Good News & Bad News 2 months ago

    @GabrielFangster70 Good lord and I thought MY attention span was bad

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  • Is there a way to intercept a missile? 2 months ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 You lock them by locking the fuck in is what you do

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  • [HOS]Head sculpture of Andrew (pixel version) 3 months ago

    To everyone seeing this in your Jetstream:
    Suffer.

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  • 1 orbit more around the sun 3 months ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 Husky-type behaviour

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  • Literally Gold Ship 3 months ago

    That shit will not float

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  • 30,000 4 months ago

    @AverageCASenjoyer Weed

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  • [SEVEN PLASMA CANNONS (Rain of Doom)] SHHT-2 ZIBERVALD 4 months ago

    Hm.
    Needs more guns.

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  • [EPILEPSY WARNING] American 191 recreate in Sampleplanmes!!1! 4 months ago

    Every time you pull shit like this I care less and less about your opinion.

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  • [EPILEPSY WARNING] American 191 recreate in Sampleplanmes!!1! 4 months ago

    @LM0418 Why do you care? Why do you get to dictate what's worthy?
    Why don't you shut the fuck up and ignore me like I ignore you?

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  • m1 abrams [yes new tank] 4 months ago

    😾
    ->Modern MBT
    ->Looks inside
    ->Tank closer to the death of Hitler than the modern day

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  • [EPILEPSY WARNING] American 191 recreate in Sampleplanmes!!1! 4 months ago

    @LM0418 Okay, listen here jackass. I don't talk about you, you don't talk about me.
    And I really don't appreciate you taking that last comment completely out of context.

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  • Whats better way to Teaser? Videos or Post with images and info? 4 months ago

    Personally I never watch videos.
    Videos are complimentary. They shouldn't be the only teaser at least. They take longer to view and you need headphones (and, presumably, faster internet) to watch.
    Meanwhile you can flip through forums basically anywhere.

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  • Raphael and Rachel's lore 4 months ago

    I've been asked by one MS-088 to send along a message:

    Does she want to play beer pong with MS-138 and I? I think she'd get a kick out of the fight that usually starts this way.

    How or why an MS unit saw this post, I cannot discern.

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  • Fishing Vessel 4 months ago

    @YarisHatchback It's probably something to do with the giant fucking monsters attacking the pacific rim starting 2013.

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  • Anime Girls 5 months ago

    Because a lot of people here and on such other games are terminally online and perhaps don't deal with feelings of loneliness in the most healthy manner.
    I'm no psychologist, but to spend a lot of time here you need to be, well, not exactly normal, so probably don't go through the typical life path that otherwise addresses ("addresses") the issues leading to such obsessions.
    Now, it should be clarified that the extent of this can vary.
    A female character in an anime style is one thing, but inserting them continuously and to an unreasonable extent (e.g. an entire military force consisting of conventionally attractive 20-something or younger girls) definitely tells me this isn't a case of statistical probability of female combatants.
    Obviously anthropomorphizing machines and other things like this demonstrates this undeniably. Admit it, you want to date (or worse) the machine/nation state/concept because you are horrifically, horrifically starved of the affection of others. Or, rather, can't just put up with not having certain relationships in a way that doesn't show.
    So instead the world ends up with nonsensical crosses of interests and attractions.
    Like tanks? Like girls?
    Boom. Tank girls.
    Like, not even vaguely feminine sentient war machines, no, things specifically tailored to fulfill the "girl" part of this and all that implies.
    And the world is no better of for them.

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  • A sea plane i made out of a deleted part 5 months ago

    Okay, okay, no need to shout.
    Remember that there are two legacy propellers.

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  • Ghost of Kyiv 5 months ago

    Another one!

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  • Usual occurrence in Simpleplanes: 5 months ago

    Amen.

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  • YarisSedan? 5 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Another one bites the dust!

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  • SimplePlanes 2 | Environments Part 1 6 months ago

    Believe it or not, the trees in this gif are a flat image with some shader trickery!

    So... we could get Super Mario 64 trees? Sick.

    The river does seem a bit too steep ("bit"), but I reckon it's probably too late for that. And intentional, of course.
    I assume the rivers are functional, and things float. Do they have currents? Or does the slope cause things to flow downhill?

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  • I am a freshman now!! 6 months ago

    @SchmooveBrain Your highschool experiences sound like they’d be very profitable for the psychiatric industry.

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  • Why is F$g name banned here? 6 months ago

    1: Different word.
    2: This isn't the UK.

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  • I'm now 18 6 months ago

    You can be tried as an adult.
    Just kidding, you won't get a trial.

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  • Is this thing on...? 7 months ago

    @SupremeDorian The Style HTML attribute is a pathway to many visuals some consider to be... unnatural.

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  • Let's Discuss Part Mirroring 7 months ago

    @jamesPLANESii

    Also the ability to select parts so that they can't be autoconnected to would be super useful too.

    YES.
    The WASD rotation needs a touch up. It's convenient in theory, but as it currently works you can't actually use it without majorly messing up your connections.

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  • Is this allowed? 7 months ago

    I cannot imagine how it would be considered against the rules. It’s your own audience. If it were posted on your main they’d see it anyways.

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  • I'm comeback to SimplePlanes.com!! 7 months ago

    Why is your font so weird

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  • So I just made a calculator for SimplePlanes artillery... 7 months ago

    How many crayons of labour did this take?

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  • super wings military osprey with cannons 2 7 months ago

    You know how many aircraft become known as Widow-Makers because they crash a lot?
    This one gets that reputation from springlock failures.

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  • [PEA] Boeing F47 60 parts Unarmed 8 months ago

    @Erionh "Children's" is a tad demeaning, no?

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