52.7k Graingy Comments

  • New Tag: German Corsair 2.1 years ago

    Waitwaitwait you can make tags?!
    I don't see how this could go wrong!

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  • uter 4gnt 2.1 years ago

    Looks like a swastika.
    Granted, not the Nazi one, but it's not always obvious.

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  • Simple Mig 2.1 years ago

    Amazing how something like this would be child's play today due to all the builder improvements

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  • Water Tank Tank 2.1 years ago

    No stop this is too funny I demand you cease this tomfoolery right this instant!

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  • Airbus 2.2 years ago

    oh no
    YOUR MAJESTY ANOTHER BUS IS COMING!

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  • Can people stop tagging me on builds purely if I upvote a teaser 2.3 years ago

    God, this!
    Like boi I upvoted the teaser cuz it looks neat or something not because I actually want to, or am realistically able to, play it!

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  • [Teaser] Testing is going surprisingly well 2.3 years ago

    Ehh just slap some more ducttape on and fill the holes with bubble gum and it'll be good to go

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  • Minecraft Jungle Krakabloa 2.6 years ago

    Never would have guessed that SimplePlanes would have the video game industry's biggest melons...

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  • Free to use - wobble camera 2.7 years ago

    does it do the sploingy loingy?
    the sprongly? the sprwiggle?

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  • Advanced Antigravity Engine Cluster 2.8 years ago

    but seriously, like, why the anime girl? Genuinely curious. Attention grabber? A personal interest? Is the engine's designed based off something sharing a point of origin with the image?

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  • The Juno: New Origins Career Mode update is now available for mobile 2.9 years ago

    @JustWingIt While I'm not too familiar with Juno, considering how honestly poor the SimplePlanes physics model is, I HIGHLY doubt that these games are even remotely compatible.

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  • A-10 CIWS 3.5 years ago

    r/Noncredibledefence is in shambles right now

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  • Jurassic Park Deleted Scene 5.0 years ago

    the video quality makes it 3x as good

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  • XFWB-DCLXVI ''World Ender'' 5.5 years ago

    It looks like something jeb would come up with if he was a weapons designer instead of an astronaut

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  • HELP! A fishing YouTuber is attacking my SimplePlanes videos… 3 days ago

    Bigolfishboy

    A fishing YouTuber

    Well, I think I see your problem.

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  • End of Phantom Era. 25 days ago

    bye bye

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  • Im going to miss SP 1 27 days ago

    What's worrying me is that basically all the stock craft in SP2 just... aren't simple. At all. Most of them have complicated FT functions which are not remotely beginner friendly or realistic to emulate unless you've taken an engineering course to understand the math behind them and why it was done that way.

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  • Experimental Yeager Port Extension 27 days ago

    I really doubt this thing would be lagless...

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  • Is This The End ? one month ago

    For the love of all that is good PLEASE stop capitalizing every word, it is a pain in the ass to read.

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  • Cat reveal one month ago

    Nice pussy bro

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  • 1 Part Afterburner one month ago

    @SkyJayTheFirst It looks interesting. I'm not one to use others' subassemblies if I can help it (what worth does a feature reflect if I didn't create it?), so this is of little value to me, but it's an interesting development nonetheless.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang one month ago

    Anyways, I am now just ahead of this user in points. Cool beans.

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  • oh hey my account is 3 years old 2 months ago

    Ah yes the "I'm/this person is as old as the account so am/is underage" joke is totally as funny the 10095th time as it was the first time.

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  • Quality or Quantity? 2 months ago

    @LM0418 I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I agree with you.

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  • SimplePlanes 2 | Crafts & Performance 2 months ago

    I have a question:
    Will SP2 sync with steam?
    I've been saved twice now by SP1 storing craft in the cloud when my computer has broken. Will SP2 be the same?
    I ask because I've had it seemingly not use cloud storage in the past, rather keeping things on the computer itself.

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  • POV: me getting shot down by a carrier task force 2 months ago

    That admiral is sooooooooooo getting court marshaled for putting his carriers so close together.
    And for not even shooting back.

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  • what happen to tag search 2 months ago

    URL modification is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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  • Rick Astley 3 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP It's not really a Rickroll if you expect it, especially if it's clearly labeled as such.

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  • what my five year old self be like 3 months ago

    Mood.
    Granted had SimplePlanes existed when I was five I'd probably have created a massive blob of parts that'd look as if I had been left out by a railyard unsupervised.

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  • Anyone miss me? 3 months ago

    Can't say I know you, but welcome back regardless.

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  • Space Elevator 3 months ago

    Page 201 of highest of all time.

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  • i am smart 3 months ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 Indeed. Get the decartilager.

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  • Good News & Bad News 3 months ago

    @GabrielFangster70 Good lord and I thought MY attention span was bad

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  • Is there a way to intercept a missile? 4 months ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 You lock them by locking the fuck in is what you do

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  • 1 orbit more around the sun 4 months ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 Husky-type behaviour

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  • Literally Gold Ship 4 months ago

    That shit will not float

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  • 30,000 5 months ago

    @AverageCASenjoyer Weed

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  • [SEVEN PLASMA CANNONS (Rain of Doom)] SHHT-2 ZIBERVALD 5 months ago

    Hm.
    Needs more guns.

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  • [EPILEPSY WARNING] American 191 recreate in Sampleplanmes!!1! 5 months ago

    Every time you pull shit like this I care less and less about your opinion.

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  • [EPILEPSY WARNING] American 191 recreate in Sampleplanmes!!1! 5 months ago

    @LM0418 Why do you care? Why do you get to dictate what's worthy?
    Why don't you shut the fuck up and ignore me like I ignore you?

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  • m1 abrams [yes new tank] 5 months ago

    😾
    ->Modern MBT
    ->Looks inside
    ->Tank closer to the death of Hitler than the modern day

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  • [EPILEPSY WARNING] American 191 recreate in Sampleplanmes!!1! 5 months ago

    @LM0418 Okay, listen here jackass. I don't talk about you, you don't talk about me.
    And I really don't appreciate you taking that last comment completely out of context.

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  • Whats better way to Teaser? Videos or Post with images and info? 5 months ago

    Personally I never watch videos.
    Videos are complimentary. They shouldn't be the only teaser at least. They take longer to view and you need headphones (and, presumably, faster internet) to watch.
    Meanwhile you can flip through forums basically anywhere.

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  • Raphael and Rachel's lore 6 months ago

    I've been asked by one MS-088 to send along a message:

    Does she want to play beer pong with MS-138 and I? I think she'd get a kick out of the fight that usually starts this way.

    How or why an MS unit saw this post, I cannot discern.

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  • Fishing Vessel 6 months ago

    @YarisHatchback It's probably something to do with the giant fucking monsters attacking the pacific rim starting 2013.

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  • Anime Girls 6 months ago

    Because a lot of people here and on such other games are terminally online and perhaps don't deal with feelings of loneliness in the most healthy manner.
    I'm no psychologist, but to spend a lot of time here you need to be, well, not exactly normal, so probably don't go through the typical life path that otherwise addresses ("addresses") the issues leading to such obsessions.
    Now, it should be clarified that the extent of this can vary.
    A female character in an anime style is one thing, but inserting them continuously and to an unreasonable extent (e.g. an entire military force consisting of conventionally attractive 20-something or younger girls) definitely tells me this isn't a case of statistical probability of female combatants.
    Obviously anthropomorphizing machines and other things like this demonstrates this undeniably. Admit it, you want to date (or worse) the machine/nation state/concept because you are horrifically, horrifically starved of the affection of others. Or, rather, can't just put up with not having certain relationships in a way that doesn't show.
    So instead the world ends up with nonsensical crosses of interests and attractions.
    Like tanks? Like girls?
    Boom. Tank girls.
    Like, not even vaguely feminine sentient war machines, no, things specifically tailored to fulfill the "girl" part of this and all that implies.
    And the world is no better of for them.

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  • A sea plane i made out of a deleted part 6 months ago

    Okay, okay, no need to shout.
    Remember that there are two legacy propellers.

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  • Ghost of Kyiv 7 months ago

    Another one!

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  • Usual occurrence in Simpleplanes: 7 months ago

    Amen.

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  • YarisSedan? 7 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Another one bites the dust!

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