Two weeks have passed...
And despite it all...
It's still Canadian.
NATO has fallen. The GOC has fallen. The Foundation has fallen. The UN has fallen. Your grandmother has fallen. Soia has abandoned us. Graingy has suspiciously declared an "off day". Grizzco is hiring. Tokyo is in ruins. The Suez canal is blocked (again). KSP 2 has been delayed again (somehow).
...
The end times are here, eh?
W-Wait...
OH NO I'VE BEEN INFECTED GET AWAY SAVE YOURSE-
I dont think anyone has actually played it. they just see the pictures and think it looks nice. this thing has got to have the highest part count of anything ever uploaded on this site. you'd need a supercomputer to play this
“The men are becoming anxious, anyone could secretly be a cake. I too am nervous, I go to my jet to seek comfort, surely something of such power, such elegance, could protect me, but when I get to it I am dismayed! I can’t believe it. My jet... is cake...”
@Monarchii @TheMouse alright here's the deal:
You both get in the box and whoever comes crawling out when it's unlocked 24 hours later gets this mango I found on the ground.
Deal?
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Perhaps I wasn't clear. By "They" I didn't mean the players, I mean Honda.
Honda is so far up their own ass they have a little freak when someone makes a replica to honor them.
And we outta colours man
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Eh I think multicolours kills the simplistic appeal.
Also emerald enjoyer spotted-
As for the Honda thing, apparently they get all pissy when people put their brand on anything. Even in a video game.
Absolute losers.
Anyways it's banned to put their brand on a craft. Idk about mentioning them tho
@jamesPLANESii
"Is the map outsources and made professionally or made by you guys?" Oof that's a burn.
"adjust the number of polygons fuselage blocks have" 3000 unnecessary polygons of Andrew
"Are you going to scrap funky trees and replace it with a more sensible coding language?" Seeing as how they're trying to keep compatibility, I don't see how that would work. That would surely break a TON of old aircraft dependent on FT, no?
@Mousewithamachinegun122 No.
Just no.
You're not winning this.
This isn't Graingy you're dealing with.
Allow me to repeat.
This is not Graingy you are dealing with.
The tricks that may work on us will not be taken by Soia.
Maybe you can use this to your benefit against the Siren thingies, but for you it is nothing short of a death sentence. Or other, because death is not some high and mighty fact to the Soians.
does it do the sploingy loingy?
+4the sprongly? the sprwiggle?
My man has that cinderblock-type build like damn
+4This is a god-tier shitpost take my goddamn upvote lmfao
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+4Gonna challenge her to a game of darts
+4(She doesn't have depth perception)
(I cannot play darts)
Two weeks have passed...
+4And despite it all...
It's still Canadian.
NATO has fallen. The GOC has fallen. The Foundation has fallen. The UN has fallen. Your grandmother has fallen. Soia has abandoned us. Graingy has suspiciously declared an "off day". Grizzco is hiring. Tokyo is in ruins. The Suez canal is blocked (again). KSP 2 has been delayed again (somehow).
...
The end times are here, eh?
W-Wait...
OH NO I'VE BEEN INFECTED GET AWAY SAVE YOURSE-
... would you kindly explain why there's a soviet flag in the corner?
This tank (is it a tank? IFV?) is Russian, not Soviet.
It must be said until the end of time: Russia is not the USSR. They are at best a crude mockery of the country.
+4"CAPTAIN!"
+4"What?"
"LOOK!!"
B-52 Stratofortress lining up for a carpet bombing run from the north-west
"OH F8CK"
Oh Foog It's Canadian
+4.
.
Now I'm waiting for someone to build a plane with every modeled, down to the threads on the bolts.
SimplePlanes at a three dimensional vector?
+4may god smite the inventor of funkytrees
@Aviator01 Glad to hear.
+4I am here to entertain, express hatred for human complacency, and sell airplanes for a surprisingly collectivist megacorp.
looks nice!
+4Not at my mac at the moment so I can't play it though...
I dont think anyone has actually played it. they just see the pictures and think it looks nice. this thing has got to have the highest part count of anything ever uploaded on this site. you'd need a supercomputer to play this
+4“The men are becoming anxious, anyone could secretly be a cake. I too am nervous, I go to my jet to seek comfort, surely something of such power, such elegance, could protect me, but when I get to it I am dismayed! I can’t believe it. My jet... is cake...”
+469th upvote
+469th upvote
+4Just join the crowd... upvotes
+4I feel a little betrayed that I wasn’t tagged here…
+3Still, perfectly understandable. See ya!
@Monarchii @TheMouse alright here's the deal:
+3You both get in the box and whoever comes crawling out when it's unlocked 24 hours later gets this mango I found on the ground.
Deal?
Mantra Ray, which appears to be misspelled.
+3@TheUltimatePlaneLover Perhaps I wasn't clear. By "They" I didn't mean the players, I mean Honda.
+3Honda is so far up their own ass they have a little freak when someone makes a replica to honor them.
And we outta colours man
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Eh I think multicolours kills the simplistic appeal.
+3Also emerald enjoyer spotted-
As for the Honda thing, apparently they get all pissy when people put their brand on anything. Even in a video game.
Absolute losers.
Anyways it's banned to put their brand on a craft. Idk about mentioning them tho
@dabestsock precisely.
+3It’s in the name, after all.
“United Nations”. United. Nations. Plural.
Not “Great Russia’s Glory”.
@Kyster58 Transfers are confirmed to be a goal.
+3I think mobile is too.
I think I'm suffering digital hallucinations...
+3MatPat we need you
+3How much kinetic energy would this thing have
2170 comments.
+3Mein gott...
2/5/24 use D/M/Y you hosers
ANDREW THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO READ CLOSELY!
We need hats. Like, just hats. They don't do anything except look snazzy. No mass, no drag, collisions are an if. Just hats.
+3Like this
We need this.
@jamesPLANESii
+3"Is the map outsources and made professionally or made by you guys?" Oof that's a burn.
"adjust the number of polygons fuselage blocks have" 3000 unnecessary polygons of Andrew
"Are you going to scrap funky trees and replace it with a more sensible coding language?" Seeing as how they're trying to keep compatibility, I don't see how that would work. That would surely break a TON of old aircraft dependent on FT, no?
That image has me dying
+3New .Zip bomb just dropped
+319/4/24
+3Tomorrow is Adolf Hitler's birthday.
Celebrate it by burning a Nazi flag soaked in piss.
Jimmy is Jesus Christ.
+3Bob is God.
What else does Christianity have for us to plagiarize?
blud has legs
+3@jamesPLANESii FR!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
+3GUYS! @GUYS!
I NEED THIS!
I AM GOING TO HAVE THE MOST PRODUCTIVE MUSIC CAREER
We’re getting a jet kill with this one 🛩🔥
+3Were these the ones that neck dueled in Prehistoric Planet?
+3Those lucky bastards getting a name like "Dreadnoughtus".
That guy is way too well-kept
+3inaccurate smh you should kil
The people must know
+3@Majakalona @HanakoSan The lore
+3@Mousewithamachinegun122 No.
Just no.
You're not winning this.
This isn't Graingy you're dealing with.
Allow me to repeat.
This is not Graingy you are dealing with.
The tricks that may work on us will not be taken by Soia.
+3Maybe you can use this to your benefit against the Siren thingies, but for you it is nothing short of a death sentence. Or other, because death is not some high and mighty fact to the Soians.
@Majakalona Laythe.
+3Bomb time
+3HORY SHIIT
+3Mablackalona
@Majakalona The Techno Trousers
+3I am going to organize a meet-and-greet between your head and this concrete block.
+3It's scheduled for as soon as I find you.
Go @MonarchiiwithastolenMG I choose you!
+3-Adolf Hitler, 31st of October 1939
+3Tonight on Bottom Gear
+3@LunarEclipseSP I think this website's had enough seducing for today, yeah?
+3