22.6k ColonelStriker Comments

  • My Cat is Probably Getting Euthanized 2.1 years ago

    The cat used all of its nine lives

    +13
  • Uh Oh... 2.0 years ago

    Someone is drunk again

    +11
  • My First Fuselage Art one month ago

    It’s been seven months since I’ve last visited this site and this is the first thing I see?
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    Idk if I should be exited or concerned

    +8
  • Mega Ducc 1.4 years ago

    I’m contacting SCP foundation... we might have a problem

    +7
  • SR2 Release Date! 2.1 years ago

    I don’t have any coffee to spew out

    +7
  • Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II 2.8 years ago

    “What doesn’t kills you makes you stronger...”
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    “...but an A-10 will defenitely kill you.”

    +7
  • Nomad's Proclamation 1.5 years ago

    I’m sorry, am I blind or this really has 671 parts? I am expecting a 1,200+ part count when I saw this

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  • Ricardo Meme one year ago

    Months away from the SP website and this is the first thing I came back on.....

    m8 why did I even left

    +5
  • ACS-53 (Fletcher FU-24) 1.3 years ago

    “We need to water the ocean now!”
    “What”

    +5
  • 1.8 Beta now available 1.6 years ago

    Attention all iOS users, the beta has been released. It has been delivered via Notifications on my end.

    +5
  • McDonald's Douglas MD-80 2.0 years ago

    McTactical chicken on their way to serve soldiers delicous freedom wings

    +5
  • Boxer IFV 2.8 years ago

    You deserve not 8 upvotes but 32 on this

    +5
  • LAV-300 (Battle of Marawi) 9 months ago

    Bruh u sayin T-34 Armor is best? @Imashovel

    +4
  • SimpleRockets 2 - Mobile Beta Signup 1.2 years ago

    Will the selected people receive an email if they’re selected?

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  • The Indisputable Evidence that SimplePlanes is dying 1.2 years ago

    Spent two hours on why the image won’t appear for the following reasons:
    1. Internet connection died
    2. Phone connection died
    3. Critical site bug happened
    4. Just stupid
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    Took me two more hours to realize the answer is 4

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  • Ar 234 B-2 Blitz 1.6 years ago

    Did I see...
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    A S Y M M E T R I C A L ?

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  • Ok so now the Brown Pearl FLIES?? 1.6 years ago

    Containment Teams failed. Resorting to plan B.
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    NUKE IT OUT OF THE AIR

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  • Ok so now the Brown Pearl FLIES?? 1.6 years ago

    We now have a confirmed hostile entity. Containment Teams are in the way

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  • Another Bad Joke 1.8 years ago

    I have to cancel my appointment to take a breather cause n

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  • space shuttle dragon [teaser] 2.0 years ago

    The new SR2 runway seems familiar

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  • Help with custom control surfaces (also, kinda teaser?) 2.4 years ago

    It... is hard to describe. I recommend downloading it. Basically the direction the control surfaces I made is inverted @Delphinos
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    Like the flaps. It’s supposed to provide extra lift right by pushing a surface down. Thus the nose rises. But in this case, when the flap goes down, the nose goes down.

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  • Philippine Jeepney 1.4 years ago

    Mga nag 123 dyan o

    +3
  • XMT-10 “Redundance” 1.4 years ago

    Oh shi@RAF1 now if you excuse me, I am going to my friend’s house and slap him with a fly swatter cause he gave me that name and said “oh redundant is a good name”

    +3
  • F-4E Phantom Cinematic Trailer - SimplePlanes 1.5 years ago

    SimplePlanes Combat Update 2

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  • World's most dangerous weapon: 1.5 years ago

    Contested with the B E L T @Stormfur

    +3
  • PROJECT: Dual Vector | Toulumne Class Fighter 1.6 years ago

    The fact that you explained everything deserves a bonus upvote

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  • Download Percent OVER NINE THOUSHAND 1.7 years ago

    Did you just downloaded the other universe?

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  • What was Simple Planes used be like? 1.7 years ago

    I assume you are talking about the community. It was a great place back then. Lots of real awesome people helping each other, Awesome builds, awesome concepts, and the like.
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    Today is very different from back then. Maybe history will repeat, maybe it will not. But we lost a lot of them good guys

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  • Tik-Tok 1.8 years ago

    The statement “I guess they never miss” is not validated by any scientifically confirmed experiments. Thus this statement shall be used with caution unless reliable information has been presented

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  • Just because MIG’s where cheap. Does that really mean they are bad? 2.2 years ago

    It’s a matter of cultural mentality manipulation. It’s kinda like how the F-35 is continuously labeled as bad. You want the opponent to underestimate you and overestimate themselves.
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    The same is encountered here with MIGs. It’s cheap, so it must be bad. But what they don’t want you to know is that it is very good

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  • X-28 "Lucky" Supersonic Fighter 2.4 years ago

    I want to give 2 upvotes. One for this and One for the cards

    +3
  • TIE fighter 2.5 years ago

    Did you really just

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  • [CIWS] PROJECT - Intercipias 3.1 years ago

    In America, you hit wall
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    In Russia, wall hits you

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  • What's the most annoying thing you experience when building a plane? 1.1 years ago

    Paneling. You need just some patience and precision, which I have, that all goes down the drain when I figured “no. That doesn’t look good.” And trash the 30 minutes I’ve spent on it

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  • ARCCS-3 1.3 years ago

    I heard that the drag coefficient plays a large role in lag on mobile users. I would try to experiment with that idea; making a craft nearly as big as yours but definitely higher part count and no drag values.

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  • New Team Member 1.3 years ago

    Congratulations! @WNP78
    Also, At 14?! M8 you’re living the life I wanted!

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  • Playground~suspension test 1.3 years ago

    You mean....
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    Sky Park 2

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  • When you try and attempt paneling in real life 1.3 years ago

    You know when you see an incomprehensible thing and you just like “whut?” This is that kind of face you make

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  • The Ultimate Yeehaw Simulator V1.0 1.4 years ago

    Gonna take my horse down the O L D T O W N R O A D

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  • SU-57 1.5 years ago

    Well, anything that looks good and can do the mission is a pass for me. I am still waiting for a prop fighter destroy a 4th gen aircraft

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  • DesignerSuite 1.5 years ago

    Hands down we need the attachment editor as standard in SP

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  • Attack Boat (with Skier) v1.0 1.5 years ago

    Cause war ain’t crazy enough, let’s put you on a ski.

    *Kingsman 5 coming soon

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  • FA-80 Omnicron II 1.5 years ago

    I swear this plane just went overly complex when I was building it like the F-35. Originally, this plane was supposed to be a simpler 300 part plane @ThomasRoderick

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  • what five months of periodic motivation and activity will result in 1.5 years ago

    Part count: definitely more than two

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  • New anti-lag style of building, 3000+ parts on mobile 1.6 years ago

    I will seriously destroy your cat’s left toenail with a chopstick for this joke cause it got me so good it’s bad

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  • Something doesn't look right... 1.6 years ago

    The wheels only have 4 nuts in a 5 nut installation

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  • Can your Lancaster do this? 1.6 years ago

    You’ve accidentally created a a Low Reality Feedback loop using some quantum weights at very specific points. It distorts normal Physics and the Physical space around it. Thus that.
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    I highly suggest normalizing it. And not to play around unless L3 clearance is granted

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  • ZTZ-99A-MK7 406 2.0 years ago

    I’ll take ten please

    +2
  • The Earth is.... 2.3 years ago

    ...is a potato about to be eaten by an enourmus being in his local science fair on biological matter .

    Real big guy Like what bacteria to us is us to that guy

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