18.8k StockPlanesRemastered Comments

  • My Christmas post for you guys 6 months ago

    [Dashing through the snow
    In my rusty Chevrolet
    Down the road I go
    Sliding all the way
    I need new piston rings
    I need some new snow tires
    My car is held together
    By a piece of chicken wire

    Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke
    The door just blew away
    I light a match to see the dash
    And then I start to pray
    The frame is bent, the muffler went
    The radio, it's okay
    Oh, what fun it is to drive
    This rusty Chevrolet

    I went to the IGA
    To get some Christmas cheer
    I just passed up my left front tire
    And it's getting hard to steer
    Skidding down the highway
    Right past the Negaunee cops
    I had to drag my swampers
    Just to get the car to stop

    Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke
    The door just blew away
    I light a match to see the dash
    And then I start to pray
    The frame is bent, the muffler went
    The radio, it's okay
    Oh, what fun it is to drive
    This rusty Chevrolet
    (instrumental)

    Bouncing through the snowdrifts
    In a big blue cloud of smoke
    People laugh as I drive by
    I wonder what's the joke
    I got to get to Shop-Ko
    To pick up the lay-away
    'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon
    In his big old rusty sleigh

    Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke
    The door just blew away
    I light a match to see the dash
    And then I start to pray
    The frame is bent, the muffler went
    The radio, it's okay
    Oh, what fun it is to drive
    This rusty Chevrolet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeZ0BUc3kMw)

  • Fun Fact (unless I'm an idiot) 6 months ago

    ...Huh! Interesting!

  • so uhhhhh, the army brought a Tesla to my school 6 months ago

    @Boeing727200F because they want to tell you you can get it with 0% apr for the entirety of the lone (spoiler alert GIs actually get screwed into the high percentage apr's

    Apr is interest.

  • Do you take orders from people shorter than you? 6 months ago

    (Breadslice[Idiot (you)]Breadslice)

    Sorry but you walked right into that one

  • so uhhhhh, the army brought a Tesla to my school 6 months ago

    It was a recruitment event. Be very mindful of these and don't fall for them.

    Imo it's unethical for recruiters to go to schools, because highschoolers are very VERY gullible, and recruiters will say what ever they can to get you to join. They can lie if they have too.

  • I DID NOT MAKE THIS FORUM POST 6 months ago

    @overlord5453 How old do you think alot of us are? not kids i'll tell ya that!

  • I DID NOT MAKE THIS FORUM POST 6 months ago

    @overlord5453 Why? considering I've been here since the start and that was 10 years ago and i was right out of highschool? You should go see the Realflight forums. their all old and retired. and what about the Devs?

  • I DID NOT MAKE THIS FORUM POST 6 months ago

    @overlord5453 30 in 2 months.

  • I DID NOT MAKE THIS FORUM POST 6 months ago

    @YarisSedan yeah i thought you have an iPhone because the screen shot looks identical to my wifes iPhone lol

  • I DID NOT MAKE THIS FORUM POST 6 months ago

    @YarisSedan Two ways.
    1, they spoof your account with a 2nd one that they can access, but makes the site thinks is yours, similar too phone number spoofing. Have you ever got a spam call from a number that's one digit off from a family member? well it's like that. they can even spoof the number completely so that you get a call from your mom on your end, but it's actually a spam caller. Happened to me once actually. Well websites work just like that, so what's to stop them?
    2. They shoot you a simple virus on either your phone or computer that sets up a time bomb post that uploads to the site the moment you log in. it would have posted to whatever social media you accessed on your browser. Androids are notorious for this because it's such a simple program it evades security scans.
    If you're on iphone, this couldn't happen though.

    when i was in highschool and had an android i had to be careful not to access anything through a browser.

    looks like your on iphone though

  • I DID NOT MAKE THIS FORUM POST 6 months ago

    @YarisSedan I have a feeling this was done outside of your account. I don't think a password change will help... I think they can do this without even logging in.

  • Can someone build a b-54? 6 months ago

    No and here's why.

    the B-54 was a testbed for a new kinda engine with this really obscure theory that if you slapped a turbo onto every pistons exhaust, putting them in line with each other and running the inducted air into a compressor instead of the intake to the piston engine, you could create a turbine basically being turned by a piston engine.

    This thrust, however was less than what was coming off the 4300 hp propeller engine, rendering it inert, and it drank gas like crazy. additionally, cooling this new engine was a Total Fn Nightmare. and a month later, the turboshaft engine was born.

    we could never recreate that in Simpleplanes.

  • opinions on ai generated stuff/slop? 6 months ago

    It's already been used in our community. It didn't go over well.

  • Escort Enemy Tuned up 6 months ago

    @SPsidearm It has one but i do need to revisit it.

  • Wasp Tuned up 7 months ago

    when someone curates your post before you can add the hotlinks
    -_-

  • [War-k] Don't invade maywar 7 months ago

    Well did they attack there electrical grid first? You gotta knock out those wind mills!

  • How Many Points Is Recommended For Challenges? 7 months ago

    VVV also how many active followers you have.

  • Kitasan Black 7 months ago

    wheres the cockpit part?

  • ice base FRICK OFF 7 months ago

    @BaconEggs Damn

  • All I want for Christmas (SP2) 7 months ago

    @overlord5453 have you tried putting beacon inside a clear fuselage? I've done it and it works. Remember all a beacon is is an led. It kinda needs the rest of the light to work.

  • Wisdom from my cousin: 7 months ago

    @ComradeSandman Ugh. the blight of the age.

  • Should I post these forgotten planes?" 7 months ago

    Update them

  • F4GF Hellcat 7 months ago

    You should keep working on this. It has potential.

  • Wisdom from my cousin: 7 months ago

    @ComradeSandman hey howabout you start building planes?

  • Wisdom from my cousin: 7 months ago

    @YarisSedan yep. and THAT's why I support trans rights.

  • Wisdom from my cousin: 7 months ago

    @YarisSedan Ryan FR Fireball

  • Wisdom from my cousin: 7 months ago

    @YarisSedan look up the Ryan Fireball

  • Does anyone know about the Have Blue's cockpit? 7 months ago

    It's panel was probably taken from either an F-16 or T-38. It was a very small jet.

  • Graingy Survey: Do You Have Enemies? 7 months ago

    Pretty sure I've pissed off the entire community a couple of times due to my bluntness.

  • The Cougar is Almost done 7 months ago

    Me: oh someone's doing ANOTHER f9f.

    Me: Ooohhhhhh!?

  • Does anyone know about the Have Blue's cockpit? 7 months ago

    Ssshhhh! Tis a secwet!

  • The Creation of an Anti-Bot Task Force 8 months ago

    I'm gonna shoot your own answer back at you... not enough mods.

  • 3RD Person Camera (CHALLENGE) 8 months ago

    @Corn8 gotcha. Used to do this kinda stuff on realflight. I have some ideas

  • How do you feel about second person writing? 8 months ago

    It only has a place in roleplay stories (such as smut)

  • 3RD Person Camera (CHALLENGE) 8 months ago

    The game comes with 2 built in 3rd person cameras. I'm not understanding the significance of this. Are you asking us to add a new camera with it's own reticle?

  • Hey, uh, how long can a nuclear jet aircraft fly? 8 months ago

    @Graingy Jet Engines don't run on electricity

  • Hey, uh, how long can a nuclear jet aircraft fly? 8 months ago

    Well not much longer than a conventional one. See jet engines they don't exactly run on electricity. Sadly.

  • Arrest Hook Little Bugger 8 months ago

    @Decccc it's meant to unlock the catapult on the uss beast?

    Why not put a launch bar on it?

  • who made this P-51 8 months ago

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover I messed up. check Bmilan's comment

  • who made this P-51 8 months ago

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover I messed up. check Bmilan's comment

  • who made this P-51 8 months ago

    Also it should be noted that Authros, (i missed a letter oops) may or may not be an alt account of one of the devs.

  • sea hawk (simple) 8 months ago

    Of your 3 uploads you have right now, this one has the best looking wings.

  • Downvote system 8 months ago

    @126 a mounth ago

  • oil drum 8 months ago

    Nice Jerry can.

  • Downvote system 8 months ago

    @126 i can't remember if he was spamming or if he was being toxic. I blocked him and someone else the same day. I'm not one to block, so if I do it it's for a reason. I also am not one to unblock ever.

  • Downvote system 8 months ago

    updated the post body
    @BaconEggs

  • Downvote system 8 months ago

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    @Boeing727200F
    @HuskyDynamics01
    @bjac0

  • Downvote system 8 months ago

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    @SILVERPANZER
    @overlord5453
    @126

  • Downvote system 8 months ago

    why the hell are apostrophes doing that?