35.3k LettuceRob119 Comments

  • GOSIG RATTA (AI) one month ago

    It truly doesn't get much weirder here does it

    +1
  • am i alive one month ago

    Chicken

    +1
  • Zhu-59 one month ago

    @nwa goated reference

    +1
  • simpleplanes really hates trains i guess one month ago

    I thought it was fr just gunna blow up

    +1
  • THANK YOU ALL FOR SILVER one month ago

    @MoHoJIiT I owe you a sincere apology.
    The Monolith is dope.
    May i join you brother?

    +1
  • Bomber/Ground attacker Challenge one month ago

    @MartinAeronautics im figuring it out. I don't have time to judge the final four. I hate that. But its the hand were dealt ig. But seriously, ill make it a point to finish this thing once I get some quality free time. But honestly I think we already have a winner, only thing stopping is the final four or smth.

    +1
  • AH-6 Little Bird one month ago

    AH AH AH AH AH AH
    Get it yk cuz like AH 6? So 6 AHs? Its a FUNNY.
    Anyways, somthing, somthing, #notMyLittleBird

    +1
  • THANK YOU ALL FOR SILVER one month ago

    Freedom's much better than your monolith buddy

    +1
  • Barricavlev BAR-18 Foxtail one month ago

    Medium attacker contract
    MUST BE FICTIONAL -1
    MUST BE SUCCESSOR -1
    ONE SUBMISSION PER CONTRACT
    Wzehkhastan reference points -0
    Era 1960s-1980s -0
    Max weight 35,000 lbs -3
    Minimum max range 1,000km -2
    Minimum max ceiling 5,500m - 2
    Minimum max payload 6,500 lbs - 1
    Minimum runway Full load takeoff Bandit airport - 2
    Rocket assistance allowed
    Must be able to be semi competent in air to air fight -2
    Must contain countermeasures -2
    Must go 500 mph atleast -2
    Must contain a 35mm anti armor cannon -2
    Must be able to land on bandit runway -3
    Must have a cool livery -2
    Score 25
    Overall scoring: good
    I did not add point for Wzehkhastan, as there is not roundels nor lore mentioning such, just some text on the tail.
    Overall not bad, a very good submission

    +1
  • Mimosa M.1/Tupolev 61(WIAF) one month ago

    Bomber contract
    MUST BE FICTIONAL -1
    MUST BE SUCCESSOR - 1
    ONE SUBMISSION PER CONTRACT
    Wzehkhastan reference points -2
    Era 1950s-1970s -3
    Max weight 150,000 lbs -0
    Minimum max range 10,000km -3
    Minimum max ceiling 11,000m - 3
    Minimum max payload 30,000 lbs - 3
    Minimum runway half load takeoff - Wright North Runway - 2
    JATOs are allowed for this ask
    Must be able to use missiles -0
    Must be able to go 400 mph -2
    Must contain air defense armaments (turrets eg) -2
    Must be able to land on Yeager airport -NA
    Must be able to mid air refuel (refuel itself not others) -2
    Must have a cool name -0
    Score 23
    Overall scoring: good
    .
    I will deduct 1 point since this aircraft wasn't designed for Wzehkhastan use, it was just captured. Besides that however this is a very good craft, and obviously it couldn't score on what I couldn't test.
    Still an awesome creation!

    +1
  • Mimosa M.1/Tupolev 61(WIAF) one month ago

    My device cannot run this, so I will not be able to sufficiently judge this aircraft, however I will anyway

    +1
  • A-29F X-Shark one month ago

    Medium attacker contract
    MUST BE FICTIONAL -1
    MUST BE SUCCESSOR -1
    ONE SUBMISSION PER CONTRACT
    Wzehkhastan reference points -3
    Era 1960s-1980s - 3
    Max weight 35,000 lbs - 3
    Minimum max range 1,000km -2
    Minimum max ceiling 5,500m -2
    Minimum max payload 6,500 lbs -1
    Minimum runway Full load takeoff Bandit airport -3
    Rocket assistance allowed
    Must be able to be semi competent in air to air fight -1
    Must contain countermeasures - 3
    Must go 500 mph atleast - 3
    Must contain a 35mm anti armor cannon -3
    Must be able to land on bandit runway - 2
    Must have a cool livery - 3

    Score 32
    Overall scoring: very good
    No complaints! Excellent build!

    +1
  • A-29F X-Shark one month ago

    @Drakenquack thank you! Im judging now

    +1
  • M-40 weapon selection one month ago

    @KorKaiorWhatever (in ork 40k voice)
    Wua-ght, b'out urp-eull?

    +1
  • M-40 weapon selection one month ago

    Can they be painted red?

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  • Tyrannosaurus rex one month ago

    Sick

    +1
  • Yuzhnoye Yu-31 Feral one month ago

    Its fine, im running a bit late myself. Ill be grading tonight. Well tonight for me anyway

    +1
  • North American F-86 Sabre IIAF 2 months ago

    Also the UN had jets?

    +1
  • North American F-86 Sabre IIAF 2 months ago

    This is a work of art! Great job!

    +1
  • Mimosa M.1/Tupolev 61(WIAF) 2 months ago

    This is amazing! Can't wait to judge

    +1
  • Convair F-106 Delta Dart 2 months ago

    Jenkins

    +1
  • Sukoi SU-35S Flanker 2 months ago

    This lwk goated dawg

    +1
  • Grumman A-6E Intruder 2 months ago

    Avocado 🥑
    Have it. You deserve it

    +1
  • Meyasov MT-10 "Scout" 2 months ago

    @SuperSuperTheSylph ok thats genuinely funny

    +1
  • MiG-29 Fulcrum IRIAF 2 months ago

    Who's mig? And why are there 29 of them? And whose Fulcrum? And why is he in the IRIAF???

    +1
  • Shooting and Piloting Player model 2 months ago

    You should make a car version of this

    +1
  • Z - 72 2 months ago

    @Unwanted you dare upset the Lumber supply. How could you apparently

    +1
  • Questions from Kai :3 2 months ago

    @KorKaiorWhatever horse on car

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  • Questions from Kai :3 2 months ago

    1. devil dogs baby! (I wish to join the USMC)
    2. WARTHUNDER!! Only when your lobbys not filled with incels. Which typically never happens
    3. Limp Bizkits in the house yall
      4 nah dog, you can keep your Cyprus, I dont want it. Its probably not a food and a city. But still. But seriously I have no reason to want to travel to that part of the world.

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  • Painting Process: A SimplePlanes Tribute Illustration 2 months ago

    Dear simpleplanes, this is the most hilarious content, ever.
    All jokes aside, your extremely talented. And by talented i mean you worked hard. Fabulous work!

    +1
  • Just a wittle guy >:3 2 months ago

    @Karroc9522
    @SchmooveBrain
    @SuperSuperTheSylph

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  • [QnA] 2 Years Now 2 months ago

    @SchmooveBrain
    Master chief, what are you doing?
    -giving the covenant their freebird solo
    .
    I need an amp
    .
    dear humanity, we regret playing AC/DC, we regret learning bass, and we regret that are new guitar just blew up are raggedy ah amp! Wa'a'a' ow

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  • [QnA] 2 Years Now 2 months ago

    @SchmooveBrain yo thats hype. Do I get internet acquaintance discount? Lol, but honestly that's pretty cool. Do you have many guitars? Something tells me it'll be above difficult if not. And yes i made the [insert title] discount joke. Im not sorry :|

    +1
  • Fiat CR.79 Fuciliere II 2 months ago

    Looks like a loach

    +1
  • HM-20 Ghost Rider 2 months ago

    @KorKaiorWhatever my systems are down rn of
    BEEP BEEP, SYSTEMS DOWN

    +1
  • [HB] Shibanovisk-class N.14 ''Zenovy'' 2 months ago

    Since theres a target version, when's the Walmart version?

    +1
  • [PEA-G] Douglas A-4E Skyhawk 2 months ago

    Crane

    +1
  • Vireo TIP-JET 2 (Experimental) 2 months ago

    Blu

    +1
  • Bomber/Ground attacker Challenge 3 months ago

    @Timplanes like my MiH-8 also note the eagle and its left wing will have to be reattached after mirroring

    +1
  • SimplePlanes 2 | Activities 3 months ago

    Plane go SWOOOoooooshhh 🛩
    (67 year old man btw)

    +1
  • wip 3 months ago

    @excd aw tysm! No idea what im gunna do tho. Maybe Wzehkh trainer if thats alr

    +1
  • What System of a Down post should I make next? 3 months ago

    Crazy thought. What if you make one about
    Disorder i or Up?

    +1
  • Masters of spinjitzu 3 months ago

    Long before time had a name

    +1
  • Free hull,Free use. 3 months ago

    So how much does this cost?

    +1
  • LOOMING MIRAGE 3 months ago

    Your aircraft has been disqualified for being a copy of another

    +1
  • AAC Falcon II 3 months ago

    MUST BE FICTIONAL - 1
    MUST BE SUCCESSOR - 1
    ONE SUBMISSION PER CONTRACT
    Wzehkhastan reference points - 3
    Era 1960s-1980s - 2
    Max weight 35,000 lbs -3
    Minimum max range 1,000km - 2
    Minimum max ceiling 5,500m - 2
    Minimum max payload 6,500 lbs - 3
    Minimum runway Full load takeoff Bandit airport - 2
    Rocket assistance allowed
    Must be able to be semi competent in air to air fight - 2
    Must contain countermeasures - 1
    Must go 500 mph atleast - 2
    Must contain a 35mm anti armor cannon - 0
    Must be able to land on bandit runway - 0
    Must have a cool livery - 1
    .
    Score 25
    Overall scoring: fair
    I like it. I do appreciate the fact that you clearly understand the objective and made it for Wzehkhastan. Though it does not possess a 35mm cannon and cannot land at bandit without combustion. Over all not bad
    Thank you for submitting!

    +1
  • Ospier Bv-5B-2 Kalderstad (Luftwaffe) 3 months ago

    MUST BE FICTIONAL - 1
    MUST BE SUCCESSOR - 1
    ONE SUBMISSION PER CONTRACT
    Era 1950s-1970s - 2
    Max weight 150,000 lbs - 0
    Minimum max range 10,000km - 1
    Minimum max ceiling 11,000m - 2
    Minimum max payload 30,000 lbs - 0
    Minimum runway half load takeoff - Wright North Runway - 2
    JATOs are allowed for this ask
    Must be able to use missiles - 0
    Must be able to go 400 mph - 1
    Must contain air defense armaments (turrets eg) - 1
    Must be able to land on Yeager airport - 3
    Must be able to mid air refuel (refuel itself not others) - 2
    Must have a cool name - 0
    .
    Score 16
    Overall score: poor
    Not a bad submission. Though this aircraft clearly is meant for German use. Since Wzehkhastan is a fictional country set in a fictional world, where Germany doesn't exist. This does create a lore problem. Since this is a problem i will from now on deduct 3 points from aircraft which use real countries. Points will not be deducted from you as you were not aware of this.
    But besides that this is an excellent bomber, it flies great and lands smooth. All in all not bad, and I do love the Airbrakes. They give this aircraft some personality. And I appreciate that.
    Thank you for submitting

    +1
  • Bomber Challenge Rob Dreamer D-4D Gate of Hell 3 months ago

    Your score is now 26 points
    Please pin

    +1
  • B-85 'Alastair' 3 months ago

    MUST BE FICTIONAL - 1
    MUST BE SUCCESSOR - 1
    ONE SUBMISSION PER CONTRACT
    Era 1950s-1970s - 3
    Max weight 150,000 lbs - 3
    Minimum max range 10,000km - 3
    Minimum max ceiling 11,000m - 3
    Minimum max payload 30,000 lbs - 1
    Minimum runway half load takeoff - Wright North Runway - 2
    JATOs are allowed for this ask
    Must be able to use missiles - 2
    Must be able to go 400 mph - 1
    Must contain air defense armaments (turrets eg) - 2
    Must be able to land on Yeager airport - 1
    Must be able to mid air refuel (refuel itself not others) - 2
    Must have a cool name - 0
    .
    Score 25
    Overall scoring: good
    I could not sufficiently test this aircraft. Thus meaning this score is not 100% verified. I will not be taking self verification from you, the user unless it self verifiable. I did take your word on ceiling and range, cuz idc about that really. It seams plausible.
    Over all not bad, just way to much performance cost

    +1
  • B-85 'Alastair' 3 months ago

    I am incredibly sorry, this post is one my device cant handle. Thus judging won't be 100% accurate. I will give you a score based on the data I could collect

    +1