47.6k Graingy Comments

  • (Action Figure) Ai Hoshino 1.9 years ago

    Hmmm...
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    (Closest Nuclear aicraft carrier)
    (Does Perseverance have nuclear weapons)
    (Mars-to-Earth return rockets near me)
    (How to convince NASA to send Nuclear bomb and rocket to Mars)
    (Joe Biden email)
    (What is ice cream)
    (Do they sell ice cream on Mars?)
    (How cold is ice cream?)
    (How cold is Mars?)
    (What is milk)
    (What can be milked on Mars?)
    (Eyeblech)
    (EYEBLEACH)
    (Nuclear bombs on mars shopping)
    (Do I have memory problems?)
    (Can sand get dementia?)
    (Does Joe Biden like sand)
    (Can I sell myself in a non-prostitute way)
    (Do I have worth?)
    (Our Dream - Sovietwave Mix)
    (Did the Soviets ever send nukes to Mars?)
    (Did the Soviets ever send rockets to mars to bring back samples)
    (How to get picked up)
    (When will Mars sample return happen?)
    (Do humans discriminate against sand?)
    (Can sand join the US military)
    (Does the Russian military enlist sand)
    (Russian war crimes in Russo-Ukraine war)
    (Eyebleach)
    (Does Chinese military hire sand)
    (Uyghur)
    (Does Canada have nukes)
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    (Why hasn't Soia visited Mars?)
    (How to cope with existential dread?)
    (Soian opinion of Weebs)
    (Soian citizenship application)
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    (How to tell if I'm mentally ill?)

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  • IA SimpleAI - MNIST 2.0 years ago

    New SP war crime!
    An AI that pleads with you not to restart or leave the level because it is genuinely sentient and fears for its life!
    Holy shit

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  • Fattah Hypersonic Missile 2.2 years ago

    fatass hypersonic missile

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  • AI Tanker lite 2.4 years ago

    As an atheist I feel the need to tell you that you are going to hell.
    where's the downvote button!?

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  • Weapons? 2.5 years ago

    Dead post, I know...
    lasers.

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  • SimplePlanes Train Simulator 2.5 years ago

    SimpleTrains when?

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  • Andrew Garrison Figurine 2.7 years ago

    I don't know why, but I feel that I really shouldn't blink right now.

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  • Rick Astley 4.5 years ago

    Someone: looks in "Highest rated all time" page for the 84th time on a tuesday (even though it never changes)
    Rick: We're no strangers

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  • QM-8 Target Drone 5.5 years ago

    Looks like the cleavers introverted cousin

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  • (off topic) absolutely peak local cuisine one month ago

    Soup so soupy it needs two bowls

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  • Lockheed Flatbed Truck one month ago

    Atmospheric drag is a scam by the shadow government

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  • SkyWolf SRJ-100 Tropic Air Connect one month ago

    HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE

    IT'S ALIVE

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  • White House one month ago

    Soooo...
    on completely unrelated matters, anyone want to buy a strike aircraft?

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  • SimplePlanes 2 | Wings & Fuselages Part 1 2 months ago

    So proper hitboxes means that round fuselages are actually round? Nice.
    Will there be corner presets, like before? Will you be able to select a stock "curved" to get something like in the first game immediately, with the option for further customization?
    Another thing I think we that we

    REALLY

    need is a wind tunnel feature to simulate airfoils at different speed and angle of attack. Without that it'd get way too complicated trying to work out what's the best airfoil with only qualitative judgements of performance to go off of. After all, this is a computer game, it should have computer assist features.
    Airspeed, AOA, drag value, lift value, the like. This would be vital and can't really be done without in the face of these new features.

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  • Portable sheep fr*aker 2 months ago

    The only thing more fucked than the sheep is gonna be you when SupremeDorian catches you

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  • How You Guys Handle The Bad Mood Situation? 2 months ago

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  • I'm old 2 months ago

    @Nitrolord You broke the chain. Prepare to die.

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  • My first uploaded Plane 3 months ago

    So THIS is the bronze smell they were talking about!

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  • Why are most SP creators from Indonesia? 4 months ago

    I feel like this may be... is it survivorship bias?
    What I mean to say is that there aren't that many (proportionally, who knows), you just notice the ones that are.

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  • 3 YEARS OF THE SILVERPANZER PROJECT! 4 months ago

    since everyone can do this.

    You seriously piss me off.

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  • Totally a forum that has nothing special at all 5 months ago

    You’ll be experiencing a loss of consciousness when I find you.

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  • sharing my first female drawing 5 months ago

    I hate the internet.

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  • What was your most embarassing moment on SimplePlanes? 5 months ago

    @airlinerbuilder

    You're supposed to make complex stuff

    They clearly didn't read the game's title.

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  • Graingy Survey: Build Techniques You're Particularly Fond of? 6 months ago

    @PlaneFlightX Your building technique is turning SimplePlanes into a fucking 3D modeling program

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  • 2FA Now Available for Players with 5000+ Points 6 months ago

    @GuyWhoBuildStuff on top of that, higher point users are more likely to have more valuable accounts with good stuff on them. Not everyone (see: myself), but more.

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  • Saunders-Roe SRA.1 Seaplane jet fighter 7 months ago

    I first saw this in some crappy "world's worst weapons" book.
    That book was not put together well.

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  • Let's rename SimplePlanes 2 7 months ago

    I do not like that name.
    I'm still in favour of SimplePlanes 2. It makes the relation to the first clear, and they already have a logo anyways.

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  • Bots Are Out Of Control (PSA & Rants) 10 months ago

    You can improve your flight experience by visiting www.graingyaircraft.so/main/010112 today for a 3% discount on your first purchase thanks to our newdeals promotion only for new customers

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  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 1.3 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii
    "Is the map outsources and made professionally or made by you guys?" Oof that's a burn.
    "adjust the number of polygons fuselage blocks have" 3000 unnecessary polygons of Andrew
    "Are you going to scrap funky trees and replace it with a more sensible coding language?" Seeing as how they're trying to keep compatibility, I don't see how that would work. That would surely break a TON of old aircraft dependent on FT, no?

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  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 1.3 years ago

    is this active?

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  • I Ate And Finished 2 Buckets Of KFC At Once 1.5 years ago

    "Damn," she uttered, and with that single syllable billions were condemned to slaughter, billions to die hung from racks to feed the demands of a nation embodied in one. A nation that demanded the fruits of their sacrifice, and the flesh of their bodies. For they were chicken, and her devastation was theirs.

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  • Blohm und Voss P.213 1.6 years ago

    This thing has strong “flew once and killed its test pilot” vibes

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  • SimpleDoom High Graphics 1.7 years ago

    If simpleplanes becomes the preferred piracy software I ain’t complaining

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  • Bored idk 1.8 years ago

    Boat: Instructions
    Step one: Lump
    Step two: Lump on top of Lump
    Step three: Engine
    Step four: Float
    Step 5: ???????
    Step six: profit

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  • Simple Hyper 1.9 years ago

    Pfft I was trying to find my comment, thinking it got deleted, and only then realized it was pinned.
    Truly an honour lol

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  • Europe Map Colod Wall 2.0 years ago

    Wow guys I cannot believe it the Colod Wall!

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  • YAMATO 1945 5.2 years ago

    there is no way anyone (without a supercomputer) could play this. looks good but still, way overdone to the point of being unplayable.

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  • McDonald's Douglas MD-80 5.3 years ago

    Is it a heavy cargo plane?

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  • Jay Jay the Jet Plane 5.4 years ago

    So this is why the empire created the deathstar

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  • Panzerkampf-wagon 5.5 years ago

    when mom says "no eating crayons"

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  • SimplePlanes Content Crisis (Part Two) 17 days ago

    I raced a bathtub, I’ve done my part.

    +5
  • Only Indonesia Allowed In This Forum! 2 months ago

    @Monarchii Your kind is conversing.

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  • Jundro add a sound effect part please! 2 months ago

    I feel like that could go wrong.
    You can often see inappropriate content from thumbnails, but sound would require actually downloading. That'd be much harder to moderate.
    No doubt, I'd like the idea, but actually implementing without finding out the vehicle loudly announces its name to be Ambatukam would be tricky

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  • Crown of Doom Judging under way 2 months ago

    Seems like an odd thing to penalize.

    +5
  • SimplePlanes's Physic Engine Is Abysmal 2 months ago

    Welcome to SP lol.
    I will be kinda ticked off if they improve nothing for SP2.

    +5
  • Lockheed Flatbeed 2 months ago

    Aerodynamics are a scam by the government.

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  • What exactly is "Test Pitch" and "Test Roll" and "Test Yaw"? 3 months ago

    A seemingly primordial feature that causes the yaw to boogie when toggling music.

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  • Moveable Blocks 4 months ago

    I like your funny words, magic man.

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