@Ashdenpaw1 Ash please I need you to do this for me.
I need to transport you several kilometres over the course of a few seconds.
It'll make grabbing milk such a breeze.
@YishFish42 Hermitcraft is a Minecraft SMP series by a number of Minecraft content creators that's been going in seasons (I think up to 12 now?) for around 13 years. I don't watch it myself (though watched through part of season 6 many years ago before dropping it), but seeing as I sometimes watch Mumbo Jumbo (who's been in it since like season 2) I'm bound to occasionally get recommended clips from it. Sometimes people will make animatics to especially amusing audio clips, but I see those less frequently.
They're entertaining, is all you need to know.
@Cabbage17 Hiding from your notifications is not going to save you from Stupid Voice.
Come midnight (and I call midnight) the effect will be irreversible unless I decide otherwise of my own unpressured will.
@Ashdenpaw1 Important question: Are you fewer than 25cm in diameter?
For legal reasons I can't say why I need to know this, all I can say is that I think I have just revolutionized short-distance transportation.
Have you ever played a New Super Mario Bros. game?
Damn indeed. Redone engines, new wings (I believe), new landing gear, repositioned windows, and possibly work done on drag to improve efficiency to more realistic levels.
@Boeing727200F I hardly download anything; I don't really care about that.
What I care about is all the things I made but didn't upload/resave since the wipe.
An overhauled Graingy 220 comes to mind, which is really fucking annoying. All I have left is, like, one picture of the thing and nothing else.
Those are gone.
@Ashdenpaw1 Thank you.
Definitions for short story length vary, but are typically anywhere from 1000 to 7500 words. At ~2500 words this story is comfortably in that range.
You say 'recently', are you a writer yourself?
What aspects would you consider good? I try not to fish for compliments (after all, critiques are much more useful for improvement), but I'm wondering what you thought was effective?
@EnglishGarden I mean I guess this could be considered that, though that’s usually “what if Hitler accidentally sat on his balls on the 28th of July 1943” and not “what if sentience was created in a lab in 1915 and soon was the means to animate it”.
@Ashdenpaw1 Thanks. Any remarks or criticisms?
@LunarEclipseSP Truly
+1juice
Just tear apart the most advanced planes on the site until you're left with the flight model and I'm sure you'll get it.
+1@LunarEclipseSP Okay so I just do this a lot more then.
+1@LunarEclipseSP So that's what that was.
+1Say, how many colours do you have left to unlock? I've 22 since it's not been a focus of mine.
What peculiar engineering decisions.
+1Now I only need 44k droplets to buy the rest of the colours...
@Boeing727200F Good news: I've finally passed 8 hours charge capacity.
Yay.
@Monarchii mmm shiny
@Ashdenpaw1 Ash please I need you to do this for me.
I need to transport you several kilometres over the course of a few seconds.
It'll make grabbing milk such a breeze.
@Boeing727200F What.
@Ashdenpaw1 Get under the squisher then.
@Boeing727200F somewhere in between Ponzo and I in terms of size. Who knows how big normal Gerone or small Gerone are.
@AmanaCorp what?
@Boeing727200F Let me have my ghettos goddamnit
@Boeing727200F Your communicating font is terribly inefficient.
@Boeing727200F Dummy. Stupid.
@YishFish42 Who knows.
Anyways Mumbo Jumbo and another, Grian (basically his architectural counterpart) share a braincell. Both are British.
+2@YishFish42 Hermitcraft is a Minecraft SMP series by a number of Minecraft content creators that's been going in seasons (I think up to 12 now?) for around 13 years. I don't watch it myself (though watched through part of season 6 many years ago before dropping it), but seeing as I sometimes watch Mumbo Jumbo (who's been in it since like season 2) I'm bound to occasionally get recommended clips from it. Sometimes people will make animatics to especially amusing audio clips, but I see those less frequently.
+1They're entertaining, is all you need to know.
Also, are you by any chance less than 60cm tall?
@Ashdenpaw1 Get back to me after you've reduced your diameter to below 25cm.
@AmanaCorp What?
@YishFish42 Uh no Hermitcraft clips.
@Cabbage17 Hiding from your notifications is not going to save you from Stupid Voice.
+1Come midnight (and I call midnight) the effect will be irreversible unless I decide otherwise of my own unpressured will.
@Ashdenpaw1 Damnit. Have you tried a corset?
->Half-finished unstoppable fighter jet
->A fucking skeleton
I hate this game.
+3@Ashdenpaw1 Important question: Are you fewer than 25cm in diameter?
For legal reasons I can't say why I need to know this, all I can say is that I think I have just revolutionized short-distance transportation.
Have you ever played a New Super Mario Bros. game?
@Ashdenpaw1 Hey, my notes, not yours!
Oh goody the pizza's here.
Damn indeed. Redone engines, new wings (I believe), new landing gear, repositioned windows, and possibly work done on drag to improve efficiency to more realistic levels.
+2... Forgot about that. Was mostly getting my arse kicked in races and dogfights.
+2@AndrewGarrison I sincerely apologize for not grabbing your orbs.
Damn I miss that thing. I put a lot of time into making it more realistic and better looking. Alas.
+1It's not even a good angle either.
@Boeing727200F I hardly download anything; I don't really care about that.
What I care about is all the things I made but didn't upload/resave since the wipe.
An overhauled Graingy 220 comes to mind, which is really fucking annoying. All I have left is, like, one picture of the thing and nothing else.
Those are gone.
Man, the sort of things I learn about you people.
For example, did you know @Monarchii's skull doubles as a sledgehammer?
@Ashdenpaw1 Scribbles
Ashden... is... short... as... shit...
Alright! I promise to use this information maliciously!
@Ashdenpaw1 Thank you.
Definitions for short story length vary, but are typically anywhere from 1000 to 7500 words. At ~2500 words this story is comfortably in that range.
You say 'recently', are you a writer yourself?
What aspects would you consider good? I try not to fish for compliments (after all, critiques are much more useful for improvement), but I'm wondering what you thought was effective?
@Hiiamhere Bro
+2Why would I not
I haven't touched SP1 since the wipe. Doesn't feel worth trying.
+1*ball
@EnglishGarden I mean I guess this could be considered that, though that’s usually “what if Hitler accidentally sat on his balls on the 28th of July 1943” and not “what if sentience was created in a lab in 1915 and soon was the means to animate it”.
@Ashdenpaw1 Thanks. Any remarks or criticisms?
@EnglishGarden complete nonsense
@EnglishGarden you have a strange definition of poem
@EnglishGarden what
Why are you here
@EnglishGarden mmm no
@TheMouse my mind is fried by British people what does this mean
+1@Ashdenpaw1 just say shotgun like a normal lunatic
@Boeing727200F Just FYI I’ve turned your rage scribbles into a star destroyer atomizing an infant baby
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