the silly spooky day is upon us!!
I'll be running fire calls with my mom tonight, no trick or treating, really.
I did get a nice gown though!! It's like a victorian era one, it's puffy and pretty :3
Bought it mostly for a halloween party I am going to, but also just to wear it for fun.
What are you guys doing?
@SimplyElegant
Pain
6-7
🤷♂️
@Monarchii
Plate armor was more of a late mid-evil era thing. Victorians mostly had them on display. They were aware the age of guns was here and that armor was ineffective.
Honestly I’d rather have a stand of tactical gear on it than an armor stand. If I wanted to have something to idolize, I’d look at myself in a mirror wearing a ball gown
@Graingy
Make it bigger then dummy
@Monarchii mmm shiny
@Graingy can attest, I can also fell a tree with how sharp my bad jokes are
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speaking of which, do you know that the shiny reflective mirror-finish plate armours was propagated by the Victorians cause they thought that was how they should be like? :3
@Ashdenpaw1 Ash please I need you to do this for me.
I need to transport you several kilometres over the course of a few seconds.
It'll make grabbing milk such a breeze.
@Graingy
nu.
@Ashdenpaw1 Get under the squisher then.
@Graingy
Also no
Also, are you by any chance less than 60cm tall?
@Ashdenpaw1 Get back to me after you've reduced your diameter to below 25cm.
@Graingy
I wanna.
@Ashdenpaw1 Damnit. Have you tried a corset?
@Graingy
I am wider than that, so I cannot use your transport method
@Ashdenpaw1 Important question: Are you fewer than 25cm in diameter?
For legal reasons I can't say why I need to know this, all I can say is that I think I have just revolutionized short-distance transportation.
Have you ever played a New Super Mario Bros. game?
@Ashdenpaw1 Hey, my notes, not yours!
@Graingy
It’s either Ash or Ashdenpaw silly!
And no, I did not know Chi can do that
Man, the sort of things I learn about you people.
For example, did you know @Monarchii's skull doubles as a sledgehammer?
@Ashdenpaw1 Scribbles
Ashden... is... short... as... shit...
Alright! I promise to use this information maliciously!
@Graingy
I was sitting behind shotgun, yk the seats that everyone used to sit when they had a booster seat, me longer than most others because of how small I am
@Ashdenpaw1 just say shotgun like a normal lunatic
@Graingy
I mean the FRONT RIGHT seat in the GMC YUKON was too small for my VERY LARGE DRESS so I had to sit in the row of seats BEHIND the front
@Ashdenpaw1 We seem to have different definitions of “passenger seat”
@Graingy
No? In the backseat like the princess I am :3
@Ashdenpaw1 ride alongs for what?
Also are you telling me you had to sit in the trunk?