@worldwaraviations015 inspired by you, haha! i in fact had downloaded your Fokker dr.1 and it wasn't until you commented on my post that you were the same person
Ventrell is scared that the purple plate: fine lardonian cuisine is a strategic advantage for lardonia, literally we just want to share the lardonian meatball with the world.
@Kav well I must scrap the restaurant idea unless you would like one in avyro, all I know is the people of the commune of deegan at least get a decent lunch
we will be strengthening our front lines against the commune of Deegan, and our airspace will now be closed and ground arrivals can no longer enter through the canyon to our capital kuntschrag in the canyon, new shipments and deliveries must go around either by water onto the lardonian coast or by entering a military gate in the wright plateau between wright airport and the wright mountains
@augustvonmartis @kav Dear Avyro and the Martorian Reich,
lardonian scouts in a nearby formation of Y-95s landed in a Avyron field despite not having a runway, our tires were mildly damaged, we inspected the coastline of avyro, and we found a pilot or soldier of unknown origin, of whom was unidentifiable, soldier was deceased. reason for unidentifiability: animals got there before we could.
we suspect this may be our missing pilot, if this is indeed the case, we give our condolences to the Martorian reich, we also suspect the commune of deegan’s foul play due to rising tensions due to the ultimatum and fear of annexation
@TitanVector my country’s currency is stagerns (6.25 usd = 1 lardonian stagern) so this vehicle cost only 48,000 stagerns for me as 48,000 is 300,000 usd so do you have money converters in your country that take stagerns? (Yes lardonia is rich and yes we are interested)
@Zilozite I could add lardonia, but only the “new lardonia” and I haven’t made any planes yet for it except maybe the mig-2000 I made and even then new lardonia is not canon to my country, it’s only a what-if scenario that if in 1942 the lardonian revival protesters did not get bombed and kept building until they were recognized by the German government as a sovereign country, I have yet to even make a flag for them, and is this rp a canon thing to add to my countries lore? Or just not canon fun?
@DreamerIndusturies you do this without the quotations “” for adding images into descriptions and bio and I suggest putting your image into postimages.com to get a link for it, at least that’s what I use and I added the lore to my bio
@TitanVector is called the Shtagantine brand “Tristag-Foonfen-Jette gyroscopic jet-powered nuclear disposable drone” and here is some translation Translation for certain modern lardonian words: (Tristag=freedom) (Untgannen=for) (steigen=swinging) (jette=jet) (foonfen=fighter) (umpf=rocket) (boom=bomb) (nag=nuclear) (Gannon=cannon) (tlew=towed) (Gazen=massive) (constugienen=federatory empire)
(while not a translation of a direct word, Keigan is what the lardonian leader is called, like with German kaiser) (glein=the) (nyn=new) (qo=of)
(Tlog=one) (kleg=two) (thren=three) (polk=four) (ywek=five) (shrik=six) (mente=seven) (daf=eight) (vertlo=nine) (klauq=ten) (gerschunflaffe=double eagle snake) (gerschun=double-eagle) (flaffe=snake)
@worldwaraviations015 inspired by you, haha! i in fact had downloaded your Fokker dr.1 and it wasn't until you commented on my post that you were the same person
+4Ventrell is scared that the purple plate: fine lardonian cuisine is a strategic advantage for lardonia, literally we just want to share the lardonian meatball with the world.
+3Coool! I am going to make a su-22
+3@Kav lardonian cow, European sheep, Chicken
+2@Kav well I must scrap the restaurant idea unless you would like one in avyro, all I know is the people of the commune of deegan at least get a decent lunch
+2@SimplyElegant
aw shit
this peasant just stole my money
+2Avyro
+2@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
@ZealousKestrel
Lardonia would like to buy 1, maintenance will not be an issue, lardonians get good education, we are also rich
+2Avyro
+2@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
Republic of Ventrell
@ZealousKestrel
Avyro
+2@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
Republic of Ventrell
@ZealousKestrel
yes
+2@AugustVonMartis
we will be strengthening our front lines against the commune of Deegan, and our airspace will now be closed and ground arrivals can no longer enter through the canyon to our capital kuntschrag in the canyon, new shipments and deliveries must go around either by water onto the lardonian coast or by entering a military gate in the wright plateau between wright airport and the wright mountains
+2@AugustVonMartis
the body, it is mangled beyond recognition, image taken in the early morning while still dark out:
forensics scouts image
+2@augustvonmartis @kav
Dear Avyro and the Martorian Reich,
lardonian scouts in a nearby formation of Y-95s landed in a Avyron field despite not having a runway, our tires were mildly damaged, we inspected the coastline of avyro, and we found a pilot or soldier of unknown origin, of whom was unidentifiable, soldier was deceased. reason for unidentifiability: animals got there before we could.
we suspect this may be our missing pilot, if this is indeed the case, we give our condolences to the Martorian reich, we also suspect the commune of deegan’s foul play due to rising tensions due to the ultimatum and fear of annexation
Lardonian officials 11/26/25
+2End of letter.
@TitanVector my country’s currency is stagerns (6.25 usd = 1 lardonian stagern) so this vehicle cost only 48,000 stagerns for me as 48,000 is 300,000 usd so do you have money converters in your country that take stagerns? (Yes lardonia is rich and yes we are interested)
+2@kav
+2@graingy
@titanvector
I added new image
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+2@Kav made my first ww1 lardonian tank
+2@Kav new lardonia does not but avyro also has some control of lardonian military and can give orders to lardonians if we ally
+2@Kav read the doc
+2@Zilozite I could add lardonia, but only the “new lardonia” and I haven’t made any planes yet for it except maybe the mig-2000 I made and even then new lardonia is not canon to my country, it’s only a what-if scenario that if in 1942 the lardonian revival protesters did not get bombed and kept building until they were recognized by the German government as a sovereign country, I have yet to even make a flag for them, and is this rp a canon thing to add to my countries lore? Or just not canon fun?
+2@DreamerIndusturies same to you
+2@DreamerIndusturies f-94c starfire
+2I’m glad to see you successful, but will the competition begin?
+2“Lil tomcot” would be a nice name
+2@DreamerIndusturies you do this without the quotations “” for adding images into descriptions and bio and I suggest putting your image into postimages.com to get a link for it, at least that’s what I use and I added the lore to my bio
+2@SCtheONE bruh it is what it is and read the description, it was made by a flipping avian biology company
+2@Boeing727200F oh sorry about that if there are any problems, tell me
+2@Kav only a couple of days… i hope
+1@Kav yes, I also may not post many crafts as I will go on a road trip with no internet
+1@Kav it is 5:30 am where I am right now, I cannot sleep after waking up again
+1@Kav how are my nuclear remotely piloted missiles, are they powerful?
+1@AugustVonMartis yes, I want this chain to be successful, we truly just want people to enjoy lardonian culture, not a strategic advantage
+1@TitanVector I am just kidding, lardonian is very funny sounding language 😂
+1@TitanVector 😔 why laughing 😔😔
+1@TitanVector is called the Shtagantine brand “Tristag-Foonfen-Jette gyroscopic jet-powered nuclear disposable drone” and here is some translation Translation for certain modern lardonian words: (Tristag=freedom) (Untgannen=for) (steigen=swinging) (jette=jet) (foonfen=fighter) (umpf=rocket) (boom=bomb) (nag=nuclear) (Gannon=cannon) (tlew=towed) (Gazen=massive) (constugienen=federatory empire)
+1(while not a translation of a direct word, Keigan is what the lardonian leader is called, like with German kaiser) (glein=the) (nyn=new) (qo=of)
(Tlog=one) (kleg=two) (thren=three) (polk=four) (ywek=five) (shrik=six) (mente=seven) (daf=eight) (vertlo=nine) (klauq=ten) (gerschunflaffe=double eagle snake) (gerschun=double-eagle) (flaffe=snake)
Woaaah I am making a drone too albeit sacrificial where it flies into stuff and unleashing a nuclear explosion
+1Avyro
+1@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
@ZealousKestrel
Avyro
+1@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
@ZealousKestrel
Mecreat
+1@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
@SimplyElegant there was only 5 dollars put into that gift card🥰🤏
+1Mecreat
+1@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
@TitanVector we have only 4 because we already have high tech fighters and these will be purely experimental in our military
+1@TitanVector I will purchase 4, for a specialized fleet
+1How much does it cost
+1@graingy “I have a theory” 😔🤏
+1@Kav it was a joke, we will recon the area, just to get some feel for what is to come
+1@Kav or perhaps a siege cannon for total destruction of its military force so absolute no threat is achieved?
+1Must we send lardonian scouts? To Ventrell of course, they are highly trained for these very types of situations.
+1Umm excuse me, may we have time for the Keigan of lardonian to arrive? We must have all of the members there, right?
+1