@Kav well I must scrap the restaurant idea unless you would like one in avyro, all I know is the people of the commune of deegan at least get a decent lunch
Ventrell is scared that the purple plate: fine lardonian cuisine is a strategic advantage for lardonia, literally we just want to share the lardonian meatball with the world.
@TitanVector is called the Shtagantine brand “Tristag-Foonfen-Jette gyroscopic jet-powered nuclear disposable drone” and here is some translation Translation for certain modern lardonian words: (Tristag=freedom) (Untgannen=for) (steigen=swinging) (jette=jet) (foonfen=fighter) (umpf=rocket) (boom=bomb) (nag=nuclear) (Gannon=cannon) (tlew=towed) (Gazen=massive) (constugienen=federatory empire)
(while not a translation of a direct word, Keigan is what the lardonian leader is called, like with German kaiser) (glein=the) (nyn=new) (qo=of)
(Tlog=one) (kleg=two) (thren=three) (polk=four) (ywek=five) (shrik=six) (mente=seven) (daf=eight) (vertlo=nine) (klauq=ten) (gerschunflaffe=double eagle snake) (gerschun=double-eagle) (flaffe=snake)
@SimplyElegant is the reason you denied our restaurant, because of your theocratic government prohibiting the consumption of certain foods? To be honest the meatball is made from a mixture of different livestock
@SimplyElegant well I guess we shall send the remote controlled nuclear supersonic warhead? Just kidding I want you to watch as the commune of deegan gets a good economy due to the purple plate
@SimplyElegant I have another offer, if I am allowed to open one trade embassy in ventrell for closer and faster trade with avyro and kistar, I will offer protection to ventrell
@SimplyElegant meh, I am just acting, pretty good eh? Nah I, just going to delete this, I don’t even know what I was trying to achieve here, so we’re going to forget this ever happened ok?
@SimplyElegant alright, perhaps, I should revoke my ultimatum, after rereading, it seems very harsh, I have made a mistake, I am a failure, i don’t deserve to be in this rp, i should just delete my account, I don’t know anymore.
@Kav only a couple of days… i hope
+1@Kav yes, I also may not post many crafts as I will go on a road trip with no internet
+1@Kav it is 5:30 am where I am right now, I cannot sleep after waking up again
+1@Kav how are my nuclear remotely piloted missiles, are they powerful?
+1@AugustVonMartis yes, I want this chain to be successful, we truly just want people to enjoy lardonian culture, not a strategic advantage
+1@Kav lardonian cow, European sheep, Chicken
+2@Kav well I must scrap the restaurant idea unless you would like one in avyro, all I know is the people of the commune of deegan at least get a decent lunch
+2Ventrell is scared that the purple plate: fine lardonian cuisine is a strategic advantage for lardonia, literally we just want to share the lardonian meatball with the world.
+3@SimplyElegant how does a restaurant give an advantage, honestly I don’t even know this is all on you ✋😭🤚
@ZealousKestrel the purple plate is not merely the restaurant, it’s the, I repeat THE meatball of which is lardonia’s national dish
@ComradeBazookaBall absolutely, nobody, I mean nobody, gets to strip your country of its purple plate
Republic of ventrell
@simplyelegant
Avyro
@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
@ZealousKestrel
Mecreat
@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
@TitanVector I am just kidding, lardonian is very funny sounding language 😂
+1@TitanVector 😔 why laughing 😔😔
+1@TitanVector is called the Shtagantine brand “Tristag-Foonfen-Jette gyroscopic jet-powered nuclear disposable drone” and here is some translation Translation for certain modern lardonian words: (Tristag=freedom) (Untgannen=for) (steigen=swinging) (jette=jet) (foonfen=fighter) (umpf=rocket) (boom=bomb) (nag=nuclear) (Gannon=cannon) (tlew=towed) (Gazen=massive) (constugienen=federatory empire)
+1(while not a translation of a direct word, Keigan is what the lardonian leader is called, like with German kaiser) (glein=the) (nyn=new) (qo=of)
(Tlog=one) (kleg=two) (thren=three) (polk=four) (ywek=five) (shrik=six) (mente=seven) (daf=eight) (vertlo=nine) (klauq=ten) (gerschunflaffe=double eagle snake) (gerschun=double-eagle) (flaffe=snake)
Woaaah I am making a drone too albeit sacrificial where it flies into stuff and unleashing a nuclear explosion
+1@AugustVonMartis have a meatball, it’ll cure the bad feeling
Republic of ventrell
@simplyelegant
Avyro
+1@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
@ZealousKestrel
Mecreat
@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
@augustvonmartis
This is all satire, other than the meatball I am very serious about the meatball
@SimplyElegant is the reason you denied our restaurant, because of your theocratic government prohibiting the consumption of certain foods? To be honest the meatball is made from a mixture of different livestock
Republic of ventrell
@simplyelegant
Avyro
+1@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
@ZealousKestrel
Mecreat
+1@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
@ZealousKestrel 700 million and btw this ultimatum and its contents are strictly satire and not true to our rp
@ZealousKestrel eh I mean it can blow up an aircraft with like one slug, but the cost I was joking it’s about 40 billion dollars each
@ZealousKestrel btw check how fuckin fast the cannon fires on the y-95f
@ZealousKestrel don’t worry we got a discount from the Japanese cause I am Japanese
@ZealousKestrel recheck the message
@SimplyElegant there was only 5 dollars put into that gift card🥰🤏
+1@ZealousKestrel I have a translation sheet in a forum post
@ZealousKestrel 20.9 billion stagerns
@ZealousKestrel what? My y-95s I tell you are very expensive
@SimplyElegant well I guess we shall send the remote controlled nuclear supersonic warhead? Just kidding I want you to watch as the commune of deegan gets a good economy due to the purple plate
@SimplyElegant
aw shit
this peasant just stole my money
+2@ZealousKestrel human controlled F.O.B.S
@SimplyElegant do we have the restaurant established?
@ZealousKestrel at first it was implement lardonian civil laws in ventrell or risk nuclear annihilation but it’s boiled down to a restaurant
@ComradeBazookaBall yes you may, your economy will skyrocket
@SimplyElegant fine, you leave me no choice, not military protection, I’ll give you money, to open the restaurant
@SimplyElegant bruh it’s a restaurant for food😭
@SimplyElegant what about a restaurant? A single restaurant
@SimplyElegant aw man 😔
@SimplyElegant I have another offer, if I am allowed to open one trade embassy in ventrell for closer and faster trade with avyro and kistar, I will offer protection to ventrell
@SimplyElegant meh, I am just acting, pretty good eh? Nah I, just going to delete this, I don’t even know what I was trying to achieve here, so we’re going to forget this ever happened ok?
@SimplyElegant I don’t even know if this game brings me joy or not anymore, it’s like an empty abyss trying to be filled with air
@SimplyElegant alright, perhaps, I should revoke my ultimatum, after rereading, it seems very harsh, I have made a mistake, I am a failure, i don’t deserve to be in this rp, i should just delete my account, I don’t know anymore.