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(ZWRP) Mecreat.mp3

3,566 Chunkycheese  2 days ago

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Lardonian scouts, our best trained easily mobile units, have experienced a great loss yesterday, what happened, let’s start from the beginning, our lardonian government had been notified of incoming shipments to Mecreat, inside of which we did not yet know, we had sent a group of 5 scouts over to Mecreat to intercept such shipment, we hadn’t questioned it then, but now we realize what this was, there they were, the scouts, inside of a highly populated area, we see the shipment of Colombian cocaine, they hurry to secure as per the body cam footage, but it was in fact, an ambush, while analyzing the body cam footage, our scouts put up a very good fight, but it seems as though that the aggressors, had fought with lardonian combat techniques, but they weren’t modern, with further analysis, it seems as though it was techniques taught during the ww1 lardonian 3 day conquest, if you do not know, the 3 day conquest was when lardonian soldiers during ww1 fought without rules, in order to achieve a invasion of Germany’s lower half, this means, these aggressors know old Lardonian fighting techniques, techniques that are now banned under the Geneva convention, but otherwise, we have lost our scouts, and a massacre ensued, all of the civilians, deceased, the culprits however upon further analysis, are not Lardonian in the slightest, we are currently investigating the matter at hand…
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Lardonian scouts lost in the incident
Scout 1: Rank: High commander: name: Alexandr Borodin
Scout 2: Rank: Second command: name: Alezinov Perkinyev
Scout 3: Rank: [_______]: name: Werlekin Yegoqan
Scout 4: Rank: Silver Badge: name: [_________________]evyn
Scout 5: Rank: [________]: name: [-.. --- / -. --- - / .--. ..- .-. ... ..- . / - .... . / -.-. .- ... .]

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    @Chunkycheese We need help.
    Mecreat has basically fallen…
    But Avyron is worrying me

    yesterday
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    3,566 Chunkycheese

    @SimplyElegant I believe if it is santa blanka, that they worked with a formerly lardonian endemic terrorist group, by the name of, Malakeinso Lardonia, they have massacred tons of lardonians in the past while they were an endemic group but they had disappeared after ww1 and we hadn’t thought much of it after that, we had thought they had simply dissolved in power, there is a chance they may have become sovereign and have more power now, they have been known to be in the drug trade

    +1 yesterday
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    @Chunkycheese They are trained in the art of stealth.

    yesterday
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    3,566 Chunkycheese

    @SimplyElegant would they know lardonian fighting techniques?

    yesterday
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    10.5k Kav

    It's becoming stranger.

    yesterday
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    @Chunkycheese
    It’s a cartel called “Santa Blanka”

    yesterday
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    i think its cool how were using the file and country address formats for these posts, kinda makes it easier to read

    yesterday
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    3,566 Chunkycheese

    Volc/Ventrell
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    Reichswehr Innovationszentrum
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    mecreat
    @titanvector
    federal commune of deegan
    @comradebazookaball
    republic of okayland
    @cuboidable

    +1 2 days ago
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    3,566 Chunkycheese

    avyro
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    martorian republic
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