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  • Helios Military Research AM-339 Extinctor 6 months ago

    @ShinyGemsBro same here, I have a crippling skill issue on top of a general laziness preventing me from making anything halfway decent

  • Helios Military Research AM-339 Extinctor 6 months ago

    dang that's a very nice bomb effect. I thought this was just a custom bomb with explosion scale set really high.

  • an idea. [SimpleCheats II] 6 months ago

    @V yeah I figured that it won't handle that too well, my main concern was for it to be able to handle testing concepts on the go. Anyway, let me know if you need my help, I'd love to contribute.

  • Playable Cookie Clicker 6 months ago

    fourth most popular minigame. I am happy.

  • [MINIGAME] SP site simulator 6 months ago

    brother there is no way this deserves 35 upvotes and is more popular than a lot of actual minigames :(

  • Forest Floor 6 months ago

    simpol pleyn

  • an idea. [SimpleCheats II] 6 months ago

    I would be down for sure if you're interested in having me as an editor, I don't have discord though if that's a dealbreaker. I would be willing to set up or help set up an unlisted mod as a chatroom for us though, that would work in the native SP website ecosystem and allow adding and removing contributors.

    qualifications/resume, i.e. the role I see myself in

    • 2.6 years of game experience (at least 300 hours afaik)

    • good english (makes me capable of making grammatical corrections, etc. freeing up the people with unfathomable skills such as PlaneFlightX and hgbbproductions to contribute in that area)

    • knowledge of funky trees, modding, and reshade, which could be handy

    • powerful computer + serviceable phone

    • well-liked and well-known (I hope) member of community

    • barely enough self control to not make jokes in the document

      I would also like to nominate @IzzyIA for their knowledge of 3D text label shenanigans.

  • Music that goes hard in military games 6 months ago

    some suggestions for the American section:

    fortunate son
    free bird
    one (by metallica)
    war pigs (black sabbath)
    mighty healthy (ghostface killah)
    C.R.E.A.M (wu-tang clan)
    Bulls on Parade and Down Rodeo by Rage Against the Machine

  • Shhh,quietly 6 months ago

    I have something similar in Forza, it's such a great car

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 6 months ago

    @Boeing727200F did you try selecting different depth maps? it's the checkboxes in the "add-ons" tab, visible in this picture

  • Does anyone know the origin of this plane? 6 months ago

    reverse image search :P

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 6 months ago

    @Boeing727200F no, it looks pretty sketchy since the website hasn't been updated in ages. I promise the files from there have worked for me and I haven't gotten any viruses or anything yet. I do hear you can go to VirusTotal.com to verify safety of any websites or files you're not sure about.

  • Who knew sp could look this good? 6 months ago

    real

    the ceiling is so high, like if you can appreciate the beauty of the sunsets and the colors from that its already got a really good aesthetic, but by the time you toss in some Reshade, chef's kiss.

  • Idea: Make A GLaDOS-ish robot 6 months ago

    foot

  • Updated Photographer's Map 6 months ago

    @alexJgameYTukraine000000 should theoretically be fixed, lmk if it doesn't work

  • Press F to salute to me 6 months ago

    b

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 6 months ago

    @Graingy and loopholes, and technicalities.
    meth and weed, respectively

  • SkyWolf SE VII 6 months ago

    @AeroSultan honestly it flies pretty well, sure its a bit twitchy but that's because it has a lot of control surface and wing area (because its a biplane) and yeah it'll stall if you push it up too far but then again so will a real plane. Plus those "egregiously inadequate" guns are all they had in the early 1900s. It's supposed to be a realistic replica of a WW1 plane and it's doing a good job at that.

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 6 months ago

    @Graingy probably true

  • FriedPC.drive experience 6 months ago

    overheating brakes on anything not going 100+ mph is crazy

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 6 months ago

    @Graingy the terms of service say differently.

    link

    You may not have more than one account, and only one user name for your use of any Service.

    again, I don't think they actually care

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 6 months ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 terms of service, not the rules

  • my first plane 6 months ago

    That is some threatening auto credit right there

  • Wright Island is now in Minecraft. 6 months ago

    @Randomplayer sorry, I don't think I have the file anymore if it was deleted from my Google Drive

    also it's PC only

  • Wright Island in Minecraft: Update 3 7 months ago

    @Randomplayer its been done for a while, check my forum post history

  • What is your phone 7 months ago

    @Boeing727200F Apple's "planned obsolecense" is them decreasing the amount of power allowed to be used since batteries tend to have lower capacities after lots of charge/usage cycles. Since your battery is six years old at this point, your phone is probably using a fraction of the power it used to when your phone was new. Get a new battery and your performance will jump up a ton. Maybe not quite what it was when it was new (newer OSes are harder to run), but it will be a lot better than it is now. A replacement is 30 bucks, plus whatever it costs to hire someone to fix it if you aren't confident in your DIY skills.

  • What is your phone 7 months ago

    I have an iphone 12, roughly the same as or maybe a little worse @V in overall experience but pretty similar in terms of specs


    device and model: iphone 12
    chipset: Apple A14 Bionic (about 9% faster than the snapdragon 8 gen 2 but about 12% slower in multithread, single thread is what matters for most stuff)
    RAM: 4 gigs (oof, that's bad, even by the standards of a four year old device, probably also the differentiating factor in terms of SP performance)
    storage: 256 gigs (Apple walked my parents up the ladder, what can I say)
    screen: 6.1 inch OLED (technically worse but the Apple XDR displays are very high quality)
    camera: mediocre by today's standards

    @V your specs are mid, iphone 16 pro is better >:)
    does math
    wait, that's not right!
    this phone is half the price and the differences are only really the questionable implementation of local large language models and preference in operating system!
    Impossible!

  • Arturia Minilab 3 7 months ago

    @ToeTips yes of course

  • I hate necks and collarbones 8 months ago

    Where does one grow up using miles and kilograms

  • Types of SimplePlanes users 8 months ago

    ok so what am I

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 8 months ago

    @Mahoots it’s blocked in some countries, I might try and reupload them later but I may not have the time

  • Graingy PSA: Just FYI if you push someone into Platinum you own their soul 9 months ago

    @Graingy small portion of yours, a small portion of ToeTips, and all of @HuskyDynamics01's soul. Pretty high quality, I dare say.

    I'm sure someone else is in there but I've forgotten.

  • Incognito Spy Van 9 months ago

    @KOOLKIDZ88YT thanks for the kind words! Yeah its a little rough around the edges but you can 100% make some tweaks to it to make it fly a lot better. if you do, feel free to post since I'm sure plenty of people would be interested in that.

  • Graingy PSA: Just FYI if you push someone into Platinum you own their soul 9 months ago

    yeah I got a couple souls in my portfolio. I'll sell...
    (in a menacing voice)
    For the right price.

  • realistic F-104 9 months ago

    I like how it still flies.

  • Incognito Spy Van 9 months ago

    @KOOLKIDZ88YT this is one of my old builds that doesn’t fly very well, I’d recommend adding some vertical stabilizers to it. After that, just make sure you use Pitch to move forward a little bit and Yaw to keep yourself going in a straight line. Like I said, it flies pretty badly, but with a little patience it works pretty well.

  • The tenth anniversary of the launch of SP is tomorrow! 9 months ago

    @F16xl yea people in Europe do it differently from the US

  • How would a 0 point user upvote a non-curated craft? 9 months ago

    They can add it to their favorites from here, or follow people and get spotlights, then they can use it on their headset regardless of curation status. I don’t own the VR version, but I’ve played it quite a bit on a friend’s headset.

  • someone please make this in SP lol 9 months ago

    @crazyplaness yeah that thing with the canvas is kinda stupid, like that was never gonna work

    The principle does work though, the plane could take off in theory

  • Can you Figure it out? 9 months ago

    @L1nus I mean yeah, the guy’s sketchy. But moderators exist for a reason. Report the thing as stolen, they’ll see it and if they agree they’ll take it down. I assume you did that. It’s honestly right to be mad. They took your hard-earned work and they should be punished for it. But trying to make a public statement about it might not be the right way to go. this is something that silverwolf himself said. It’s annoying but they have report systems and Jundroo’s email for a reason.

  • Can you Figure it out? 9 months ago

    Why stir up drama though? If you’ve got beef with a person irl do you stand on a stage and announce that you don’t like them? Suspicious maybe, but has this person gotten away with anything blatantly against the rules? You’ve got 100K points you should do better than this no offense

  • Question about text labels and funky trees 9 months ago

    You can also change it with funky trees expressions to make things fade in and out, however it is a bit complicated since these specific values are the only accepted ones.
    from 100% to 0% opacity:
    FF CC AA 88 66 44 22 00

  • Graingy Survey: What's Your Favourite Thumbnail of Yours? 9 months ago

    @Boeing727200F wait you’re like walking right now?

  • For everyone on October, 23 I won't be able to load planes, tanks, etc. Because I'm flying from Novosibirsk to Moscow.our flight 2508 Tolmachevo - Domodedovo on A321-211 9 months ago

    @hpgbproductions TANKERFRIZZ45k doxx no way 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    Seriously though, they're right. Chances are nothing's going to happen but there are some messed up people out there and you never know if someone's got a beef with you for some reason. I'd take the post down or at least edit the title.

  • Graingy Survey: Who Talks the Fanciest? 9 months ago

    Forsooth, dawg. Yonder English do be reppin that unique style y'all.

    PlaneflightX and huskydynamics01 both actually take their time to type proper English most of the time. Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don't feel like it.

  • someone please make this in SP lol 10 months ago

    @126 it should work, there’s nothing preventing the plane from going forward. I imagine you could find the full episode somewhere if you search for it.

  • Am I the only one who thinks the Fall of the 747 is super sad? 10 months ago

    @MrSilverWolf wanna go halvsies on the cheapest 747 I could find? crazy where googling can get you

    They also had a couple of blackhawks on there, but they suspiciously say you have to call for a price…