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Stuka Blyat!

26.6k AWESOMENESS360  4 months ago

What happens when you take Germany's best known Dive-Bomber, and let Russia borrow it for a few minutes? This. Ohh Russia, please never change...

You see komrade, when you combine German Engineering with Soviet Russia, you get good, good time! With high speed, KV-2 Turrets, TSAR Bomba, and the sacred Fermented Potato Juice, you are best plane, by default. But it is necessary that you listen to this song while flying, in order to gain your Russian Bias!

Controls: Normal aircraft controls, AG-1 for TSAR Bomba, it's advised to start in air, although you can take off from runway, but the TSAR Bomba may drag along the runway as you take off.

Anyway komrade, enough said.
Have Good Time!

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General Characteristics

  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 56.9ft (17.4m)
  • Length 40.2ft (12.2m)
  • Height 17.1ft (5.2m)
  • Empty Weight -4,734,385lbs (-2,147,483kg)
  • Loaded Weight 23,443lbs (10,633kg)

Performance

  • Horse Power/Weight Ratio 0.469
  • Wing Loading 24.4lbs/ft2 (119.0kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 962.0ft2 (89.4m2)
  • Drag Points 8161

Parts

  • Number of Parts 283
  • Control Surfaces 4
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    @ShockRF lol, glad you like it!

    one month ago
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    15.1k ShockRF

    Well... i AM russian, and it is still illogical enough for me!

    +1 one month ago
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    Germans:Here’s our best dive bomber
    Russia:Thanks
    Russia: giggles
    Russia: talks to stalinium
    Russia: modifies
    Germany: you done yet?
    Russia: Yup

    +3 2 months ago
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    1,011 JGodfrey

    Glory to arstotska

    3 months ago
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    2,085 nfx1

    @Kosmolu That was a Jok.

    3 months ago
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    Vadim is impressed

    3 months ago
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    @AWESOMENESS360 *ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

    +3 3 months ago
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    @QuantausAviation of course, what else would it be made of?

    3 months ago
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    is plane made of glorious stalinium?

    +2 3 months ago
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    5,093 Shnippy

    Ding ding ding, you would be correct! @Ryn176

    +1 3 months ago
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    39 Darklol

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    stop these memes i na crying blood

    3 months ago
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    6,266 Ryn176

    @Shnippy Let me guess
    Moskau?

    3 months ago
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    1,250 yellow8041

    @DrukenRaider It's just a meme if I saw a tank that said something like GODD BLESS MURICA and it was painted with the American flag all over it I would laugh my ass off!

    3 months ago
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    1,250 yellow8041

    memiest memey meme I have ever seen

    3 months ago
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    Slavic dream plane with kompot and vodka powered blin engine!

    3 months ago
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    5,093 Shnippy

    https://music.apple.com/ca/album/moskau/1357124838?i=1357124994
    Will this song do? I mean it’s a song about the Russian capital, but sung by a German band, killing two birds with one stone am I right?

    3 months ago
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    As right as you are
    ‘Moscow’@typeZERO

    3 months ago
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    Извинись

    3 months ago
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    A JU-87 Stuka captured and re-painted by Soviet soldiers 1944 colorized

    +1 3 months ago
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    you must listen to this while flying this
    Comrade, Its time to feel down, I said comrade, Steel production is down, I said comrade, capitalists are clowns, You may need to sleep on the ground. Comrade, there's a place you can go, I said comrade, you'll have to trek through the snow, you can stay there, and I'm sure you will fine many ways to spend your time. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade I know what you want to be, I said comrade, realize motherlands dreams, but you've got to know this one thing. Rich man, ruins world by himself, I said no man, will have personal wealth. So just come here, to the USSR Our land stretches near and so far. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, I was once in your shoes, I said Comrade, we hate the Red White and Blues, I feel no man, better than me or you, the Aristocracy are fools. That's when, Lenin came up to me, and said Comrade, take a walk up the street, I made a place called the USSR. They can start you up with a farm. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, Its time to feel down, said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, Its time to feel down, said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade I know what you want to be.....

    +6 3 months ago
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    180 Kosmolu

    Ju 87 or stuka are german plane

    3 months ago
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    4,308 typeZERO

    Stuka + Tsar Bomba = REAL RUSSIAN BIAS!!!! XD

    Though, I'm afraid this stuka will not escape the Blast Zone in time if it did drop a REAL Tsar Bomb :P

    4 months ago
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    Yeah it’s pretty neat.@AWESOMENESS360

    4 months ago
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    @AerialFighterSnakes Yeah, I've noticed that too. Idk why it does that, but it's pretty cool!

    4 months ago
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    Also I love how the Tsar-Bomba kinda makes a bit of a mushroom cloud.

    4 months ago
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