STATUS UPDATE: I am a much happier person as of typing this than I used to be. I don’t know if I’ll ever post here again, but this will always be the best game ever made in my heart. I currently have 148 unread notifications lmfao

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Discord: gone

Here to prove that great things can be done, even on a "Half eaten bag of chips found on the side of the road" IPad Mini.

I’ve since moved on and now use an iPhone 7 for SimplePlanes,                                                   but the point still stands. 
Edit: iPhone 7 killed itself trying to connect to a 5G network, basically it sent itself into a boot-loop and stopped working entirely. I now have an iPhone 12.

Be warned, I have a very long Bio, so if you don't want to read it all, just speed scroll to the bottom.

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Oh, Hello! I'm glad to see you're here! I love this game, and I'm sure you do too. I joined SimplePlanes on the 19th of February, 2018, so my account is officially a year old at this point. I'm just another user in SimplePlanes that wants to make Awesome creations hence, my name. I'm very good at completely breaking the game and defying all physics and/or logic, probably not the best thing to be proud of, but hey! At least I'm good at something.

I used to focus on low part-count builds when I was relatively new to the game, but now most of my creations tend to have a considerable part count. Regardless, I'm not a very good builder, so don't expect much. Anyway, I hope you enjoy what I have to offer to this game.

Some things about me:

I'm friends with JayDJester, he's my friend irl, and I'm the one who introduced him to SimplePlanes, so he's kinda new here. Go check him out and support his account!

I love Aircraft, and I plan on being a pilot some day.
My favorite aircraft: Lockheed SR-71A Blackbird, F-16 Block 60, F-22 Raptor, Messerschmitt Me 262, Boeing 787 Dreamliner, F-4U Corsair, P-51 Mustang, Sukhoi SU-37, Sikorsky S-72, Junkers JU-87 Stuka, Caproni Ca.60, and Many more.

My Aircraft Series Creations:

HellRaiser Series:
XF-38 HellRaiser I
XF-93 HellRaiser II
XF-152 HellRaiser III
XF-360 HellRaiser IV

Leaf Fighters:
Leaf Fighter - Oak

Custom Weather:
Fire-Tornado
Water-Spout
Tornado

RainWorld Fauna:
Red Lizard
Orange Lizard
White Lizard
Green Lizard
Magenta Lizard
Blue Lizard
Mole Lizard
Leapzard
Axolotl
Leviathan

UFO’s, Mysterious Crafts, and Black Projects:
Black Triangle UFO
Phoenix Lights
Tic-Tac UFO
Dumbell UFO (Collab Build with me & NexusGaming)
Orb UFO
Generic Saucer UFO
TR-3A “Black Manta”
TR-3B “Astra”
TR-3B “Astra” Updated
TR-6 “TELOS”

PUMF, PyrhPan Utopian Military Force:
XFWB-DCLXVI “World Ender”
XFWAC-DCCLXXVII “God Carrier”
XFWAAC-MCLV “Actias”
152mm. Gatling Cannon KV-2
Landkreuzer SHMT-1000 “Dominator”
DodecaDecimator Clusterbomb
“WidowMaker” RailCannon Turret
“RailPiercer” RailCannon Turret
“Executioner” Gatling RailCannon Turret
“SunLance” Pulse Accelerator Turret
“ShockBlitz” Pulse Accelerator Turret
“Chimera” CoilGun Turret
“Hydra” Gatling CoilGun Turret
“Hornet Nest” Anti-Air Missile Turret

General Statistics:

Favorite Food: Anything Seafood Related, Sushi, Baked Potatoes, and Baconator Fries from Wendy's.

Favorite Songs:
"Sonic Blaster" by F-777
"Deadlocked" by F-777
"Meatball Parade" by Kevin Macleod
"Melrose at Midnight" by Light Years Away
"Supernova" by Xtrullor
"Jawbreaker" by Rukkus
"Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem" by apartje
“Barracuda” by Noisestorm
"Pachelbel's Canon" by Johann Pachelbel
“2 1 1” by Rukkus
"The Big Black" by Speedcore
"Beyond the Veil" by Lindsey Stirling
“My Heart” by Different Heaven & EH!DE
“Final Boss” by Nitro Fun
“Aero Chord” by Trap
"Interstate" by Evan McCandless
“Living Island” by Pogo
"The Calling" by TheFatRat
“Survival” by MONXX
“Evil Inside” by Dirtyphonics & BossFight
“Feel It All - MUST DIE! Remix” by Kompany
“Hero” by Pegboard Nerds
“Dimension” by Creo
“Cinema” by Skrillex
“Warriors” by 2WEI
“I Don’t Wanna Die” by Borgore
“Shaku” by Pegboard Nerds
“Medusa” by Pixel Terror, ESPER, & Isaiah Brown
“Overkill” by Riot
“Bonfire” by Knife Party
“Color Blind” by Panda Eyes

(Yes I like dubstep don't judge me...)

Songs that are an absolute vibe:
Clint Eastwood Remix
I’m the Bomb and about to blow up
Loadsamoney
Rooftops RainWorld OST
Doll’s Estate

Favorite Place to be: Amusement Parks, The Beach, and Obviously, Home.

Favorite Hobbies: Gaming, and flying Model Planes.

Favorite Games: SimplePlanes, Minecraft, Roblox, Rainworld, World of Tanks, WarThunder, Crossout, and Rise of Flight.

Favorite TV shows: Spongebob, Family Fued, Mythbusters, The Science Channel, and Battlebots.

Favorite Book: "Wings of Fire" Series, “Maze Runner” Series, and “Into The Wild”.

Cool things about me:

I've flown a Cessna 172!

I not only have a passion for aviation related things, but I also have a passion for Entomology, Space, Rock Collecting, and Photography.

I've seen ghosts and/or spirits. (I'm not saying this just for Internet points, I have genuinely seen apparitions and figures in and at certain places.)

I've also seen a UFO before. Don't believe me? Every second of that moment is still permanently engraved into my head:

So a few years ago, I was playing a game outside at night in my neighborhood with a group of friends and my sister. We were bored as hecc, and decided to just screw around and play hide and seek, because why not. So yeah, I hid behind someone's car with my friend Rylan, and we just sat there for a while.

While I was watching the stars, looking into the infinite abyss that is the universe, I noticed something particularly unusual about one star. It was moving. Now I know what you're thinking: "It was just a helicopter or a plane or something, and it had it's lights on!" Nope. This moving, rather bright light was making no sound whatsoever, and no, that's not because sound travels slower than light, I was watching this thing for a good 10 minutes, so if it were making a sound, I would've heard it by then. And it wasn't moving fast either, it was just slowly hovering around, and just kinda sat there for a while. It couldn't've been a drone, as I would've heard it's electric engines.

Then, all of a sudden, it just disappeared. I'm not talking about like, it was there, and then it went out of sight, I'm saying that it was literally in my line of sight, and then it just vanished. I'm still confused as to what I saw that night to this day, and I hope to see something like it again somewhere in the future.

Speaking of flying crafts, I've witnessed several military aircraft fly-bys too, such as three CH-47 Chinooks fly over our house, a CV-22 Osprey at my Grandparent's house, two A-10 Thunderbolts fly past the shoreline during our vacation, a squadron of T-6 Texans at an airshow, along with a Red-Arrows performance, and even a finale of F-16 Thunderbirds too!

I have a pet Vinegaroon, their bark is worse than their bite though, they may appear scary as hell, but they're virtually harmless to people. They make great pets for anyone who likes Entomology as much as me.

I have a massive collection of assorted rocks and minerals, ranging from the dullest of Calcite crystals, to the most beautiful and intricate of Bismuth Clusters.

Current Objective - Reach 100k. by 2023

Funny Puns I've seen on SimplePlanes: McDonald's Douglas, Luftwaffle, Waffleträger, and PanzerQuacker.

Click the following link for a list of FREE MEMES!
(Some may or may not be memes, but are relatively funny videos.)
Memes

Some Quotes:

"On a mile of road, you can only go a mile. But on a mile of airstrip, you can go anywhere." - Anonymous

"If it works and it's stupid, it's not stupid." - Anonymous

"Just because your imagination is limitless, doesn't mean that your creativity can't be." - Me

"If someone says something bad about you, they're just jealous because they aren't you." - Me

"I'd hate to see the day when people on the internet quote me for things I didn't say." - Abraham Lincoln

"You can't have a Gravatar Profile Pic because of strangers on the internet." - My Mom lol

Cool aircraft pics:

Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II

Lockheed AC-130 Ghostrider

McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle

Sukhoi SU-35

F-22 Raptor

Cool/Funny Gifs:

Guy on motorbike jumps over Stunt Biplane like a badass!

Another badass guy on a motorbike jumping over an Extra-300, but someone is walking across a tightrope too!

Screaming Intensifies

Dog.exe has stopped working, please reboot or turn off your device.

C'mon guys, I'm trying to make a realistic FSX Video, I don't need you guys Tokyo Drifting across the screen as I pushback!

Just wait for it...

Awesome thrust-vectoring movement of the MiG-29 OVT!

This one speaks for itself.

F-16 videobombing a helicopter pilot while doing stunts!

"Just act natural, he won't notice..."

Anyway, that's all! Happy Flying, and I hope you enjoy what I have to offer!

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