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Hit me with your best jokes

9,430 CALVIN232  6.4 years ago

Or just ask me a question I’m bored so i need some entertainment

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    9,430 CALVIN232

    @DeezNuts52 that's pretty funny

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    How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on a stool?

    Turn it upside down

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    30.4k soundwave
    1. my life
    2. Am putting the alphabet on my wall in different ways, screw U
    3. Nailed that last one
    4. newborn bird, chick chick chick, clock on the mantelpiece, tick tick tick, I am a great poet, I need my pen, BiC BiC BiC
    5. Disneyland or dat knee fall
    6. wanna see a faraway letter? Far Q
    7. A woman asks, 'Bob, you say you get laid with all the gals at your workplace, right? But you work alone in a cemetery...'
    8. When you hitting it from behind and the nurse asks, 'what are you doing with that baby?'
    9. what do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question
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    11.5k shipster

    @CALVIN232 I know, but they are my best.

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    “I see.”, said the blind man to his deaf wife.

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    *punches you in the face
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    “It’s only a joke mate”

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    9,430 CALVIN232

    True that a completely mirrored plane and one piece that’s already tucked in it read but not on the other side @RedstoneAeroAviation

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    5,502 one

    Simpleplanes drag model

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    3,731 stig27

    @CALVIN232 When Hulk gets REALLY ANGRY, he turns into Chuck Norris

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    11.6k Pjork

    Rest in piss never miss

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    Also I do have a proper joke, my school
    Unfortunately that's is about the only joke that I can come up with currently

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    Also shouldn't we be testing and building planes instead of Yak-ing about in the forums?
    (I still got plenty more puns where that terrible one came from)

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    5,502 one

    My life

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    4,079 AtomicCashew

    That fact that I’m still alive

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    29.1k destroyerP

    Did someone say chick norriz? 🐥🐤 @Awsomur

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    Also it appears that I cant come up with any more good puns...

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    Well if I started to make puns/jokes it would start to lagg the server/site...

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    when chick Noris does push ups, the earth is actually pushing him up @BaconEggs
    chick noris=oposite of chuck Noris

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    125k BaconEggs

    @Awsomur I'll let you meme that

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    16.4k ThePrototype

    Chuck Norris and time once had a race, time is still running

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    8,281 12ocketguy

    You.

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    40.1k Awsomur

    LOL, “Chick Norris”.
    @BaconEggs

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    18.0k AtlasSP

    There is a person crossing a mountain then this person stops. Ask this person to stop for what?

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    me

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    2 men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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