70.3k YourAverageB1BLancerSimp Comments

  • RD LRM "Thunderstruck" one month ago

    @RB107 @AviationLoverGEEK444 Export of this technology and unit is banned to any country’s other than Spin and Your-pan.

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  • RNJ At It Again one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 I will sanction both of you if you escalate though, remember I control the choke points necessary for imports to your country from Ah-Frik-Ah and As-Yeah

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  • RNJ At It Again one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 you just attacked him 😭
    What do you think he’s gonna do? Willingly surrender to you when he just bought thousands of tanks, APC’s, helicopters, and other stuff from me?

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  • How do I create a forum post? one month ago

    @Tully2 it’s really simple: you go to your profile page and click on that really silly button that tells you to manage your account, and you go to the profile picture one. Then you do all the steps and change it to a B1B Lancer

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  • RDF EagleShark one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 i asked mods to do it

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  • [KE-RP] GB-11B Kite — Improved Multi-Role Fighter one month ago

    @SuperSuperTheSylph again, the starfighter comparisons 😭

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  • [KE-RP] Sorrow. one month ago

    @deutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7 in order: Himler died, Zapato leaves (so not dead), Bell-lands queen died, Herohito died.

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  • [KE-RP] STOP!! one month ago

    @deutschFELLA adios

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  • [KE-RP] SPArK-75MG "War Settler" one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc good. Thank you for the units!

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  • [KE-RP] SPArK-75MG "War Settler" one month ago

    I plan on fully replacing my Titan self-propelled howitzer with these.

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  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 our great former leader Fiasco did not win the 1944 election. There is an election every 8 years for the leader to be chosen. Fiasco will run for the 1952 election.

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  • [KE-RP] Spin could be defeated in the colonies. one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc plus the war is over, we reached peace

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  • YP-1000 one month ago

    @Technicalstrat avgeek isnt defeated. I demolished BE’s navy, severed his colonial territory so he has no fuel or other colony goods coming to him, and I blockaded BE’s coast and RNJ’s coast to ensure no BE vessel can provide support or supplies to their forces in RNJ.@AviationLoverGEEK444 has pushed @deutschFELLA out of his land because he cannot help his troops. They were basically being sieged. They had no fuel, food, ammunition, weapons, logistics, etc etc etc coming from BE to help them. 200 GBH-10 Kodiak helicopters flooded the skies over RNJ to drop the Spinnish National Elite Infantry encircle the BE troops. They were pushed out of RNJ from this a while ago. And my blockade around BE is holding up, with over 200 surface vessels, 80 underwater vessels, two Iron Maiden carrier strike groups, and four Espíritu carrier strike groups. Over 1000 aircraft participate in several sorties per day, and those are just from the carriers. IKB-100’s and GB-8 Bullhorns have participated in the high-altitude bombing of BE’s airfields, prohibiting the launch of aircraft. Of course we sustained some losses, but that is to be expected in a large military operation.

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  • ALS Tortoise one month ago

    @Technicalstrat Raphaelis is making a factory in Spin to more effectively produce and distribute products to the majority of their clients, which are in Your-up. It’s a lot easier to do so, it is just a factory. Raphaelis is still primarily based in Your-pan.

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  • RNJs responce to BE attempt capture to NIC one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 did I stutter?

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  • GCI-AH-1A Vulture one month ago

    @Technicalstrat I approve this purchase

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  • GCI-AH-1A Vulture one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc much appreciated

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  • Knockoff Earth one month ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 I do not recommend that 💀
    If you want to get wiped off the map in two days, go for it. A brand new nation with no experience and a very small military budget, size, and background against the strongest nation economically, militarily, logistically, and industrially. I have had over a decade to perfect my political and military strategy and stop conflicts with peace through strength. I do not start or join wars, I end them. My liberation of Jerry is compete either way. We agreed on peace terms where Jerry cannot amass a military presence on the border with Spin-Occupied For-Rants (Knock-off France, owned by @keiyronelleavgeek566 , but like three RP years ago he let me occupy his nation to keep it safe with my immense strength and social programs.) And the other two terms for peace were that the old leader and his alignments are reinstated, and Jerry cannot merge with BE (Knock-off Britain). This is because I was worried @RepublicofWrightIsles would destroy all the programs, relations, diplomacy, cooperation, and other things that me and RB107 made when she still owned Jerry. I was worried RWI would dismantle it all and destabilize the Your-Upean continent. So my liberation was justified so no need to help any side with that conflict any more. And on the topic of attacking me or anything like that, I seriously want you to reconsider that decision for a moment. Look at the top pinned comment on this forum, it literally says I am the top with (reason: do I need to explain?) Like is that not already a big clue that I am not to be trifled with? 💀 But I mean it’s your decision, I am not necessarily worried about anything, and I will probably brush off any attacks. So uh, please don't speedrun getting absolutely vaporized by attacking me 🙏😭

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  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] GAMBT-Y950M1 — MBT one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 @SuperSuperTheSylph it is very inspired by the Leopard 2A4, thank you for noticing

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  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] GAMBT-Y950M1 — MBT one month ago

    @MomoDesigns

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  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] GAMBT-Y950M1 — MBT one month ago

    @DogedogebreadWithAnAK47
    @Emma159
    @IzzyTheCat

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  • [KE-RP] First uncovered views of the Project, first air tests. one month ago

    government funding approved by Spinnish Parliament on today, January 19, 1951. Funding is starting at $80M and will be $300M by the end of funding quarter. The Spinnish Ground Forces order 500 units, and the Armada Nacional de Españila (Spinnish Navy) orders 200 units. More orders and funding may come soon

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  • [KE-RP] Operation United Order one month ago

    @deutschFELLA @Bugati87 I am not invading @RepublicofWrightIsles , I am liberating Jerry.

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  • Barney the DIEnosaur one month ago

    Who put Godzilla and Barney in the same room…

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  • X-DR.B1 [Turbo war] one month ago

    @Technicalstrat you found me

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  • [KE-RP] AH-45 one month ago

    @deutschFELLA unfortunately, that is not under Guardian Aerospace’s control. The GBH-10 is not to be exported without a very thorough review by Parliament

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  • [KE-RP] AH-45 one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc Ill @ u then

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  • [KE-RP] AH-45 one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc I already made a knock off Huey! If you want, you can finish the CBR9 and CBR-H1 helicopters I made to get some experience

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  • [KE-RP] Important Spinnish News (1950) one month ago

    @deutschFELLA no problem

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  • [KE-RP] Important Spinnish News (1950) one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc @deutschFELLA sale has been authorized by Parliament

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  • [KE-RP] LF2-1FA2 Foxhound one month ago

    Gulp. Time for me to develop IR missiles

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  • Anti Mosqiuto Spray Can one month ago

    What if the mosquitoes I am dealing with are about 2 feet long, wear masks, have paws, rummage through my trash, eat my trash, have long bushy tails, have grey fur, and scurry away when I find them?

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  • Tu-160 with Father of All Bombs one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 B1B Lancer next

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  • bitten out old spice deodorant one month ago

    @keiyronelleavgeek566 no, I cannot send any. It’s too delicious to give up

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  • bitten out old spice deodorant one month ago

    @keiyronelleavgeek566 what an amateur, I drink 258ºC Uranium infused with lighter fluid and red phosphorus mixed with two tablespoons of protein powder every day for my pre-workout

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  • bitten out old spice deodorant one month ago

    @Technicalstrat axe?! I feel sorry for him

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  • SimplePlanes Builds in SimplePlanes 2 - Part Four one month ago

    We really got emotes in SP2 before GTA6

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  • WHAT one month ago

    @deutschFELLA there’s no coding, look extremely closely at the nose and go off to the side. You will see pistons that push tiny but really buoyant blocks high up to submerge. Also make sure you connect the jet engines to these blocks so they are always above water

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  • [KE-RP] RSS Espíritu — Nuclear Supercarrier 2 months ago

    @Technicalstrat @AviationLoverGEEK444 thank you for doing business with the Spinnish shipyards

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  • Naval Blockade? Well its not a good way to treat your Neighboor. 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA in real life, the west UK coast to the East UK coast is about 300 miles… might wanna scale it down a little. Just run a ton of anti-sub patrols with like 60 miles range, it would still be effective and realistic

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  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA good strategy! I like your use of new tactics and beach fortifications. But you forgot I could do something else…

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  • Naval Blockade? Well its not a good way to treat your Neighboor. 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA @RB107 it’s not possible to detect a U-Boat from 1000 nautical miles. It is like me being able to clearly see a needle 100 miles away. It’s just not possible — because in my case not enough light bounces off the needle and reaches my eyes, whilst not enough sound emitted by your sonar bounces off the U-boat. Furthermore, the curvature of the Earth would block some of the sound waves, and such a powerful sonar cannot fit onto a ship like that. That sonar would be hundreds of decibels loud, and would disrupt sea life and will prevent your other ships from finding submarines. Likewise, the sonar cannot detect anything behind it, because of the ship’s propellers. And plus, it’s only 1948 so none of us are anywhere near that advanced.

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  • [KE-RP] HRWS Spirit AA-321 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA oh wow, cool! Those are pretty old though, two months? I need replacements because my Iron Maiden class is extremely old. It is from the old RP before this one in fact!

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  • Knockoff Earth 2 months ago

    @Technicalstrat ahem may I introduce myself? I hold the top spot as UDD has a tendency to test my military

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  • [KE-RP] Change of Plans 2 months ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 yea but like, it’s a war crime. Spin forgives RNJ and Your-Pan for their conflict but needs it to stop

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  • [KE-RP] Change of Plans 2 months ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 well you also committed war crimes, and I have a defense pact with Your-Pan. I really do want to have good economic and political relations with RNJ though, so I will remain neutral for 2 months. If the war rages on beyond that time, I will join Your-Pan in the fight.

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  • [KE-RP] Change of Plans 2 months ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 you commit war crimes and I have a war pact with Your-Pan

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  • Failed project 2 months ago

    Well it’s not that disgusting plane they call the TU-160 I had to make my pfp for April fools so ur good!

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA yea but I AINT NO LIBERALISM NATION 🇺🇸🦅

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