When Republic of Spin came to us with a simple, completely reasonable request:
B1BLancer
I want it to be very long range. Enough range to hit Lun-Dun from Northern Spin. I want it to be on a trailer towed by a truck. And the trailer should have four tubes/silos to launch the missiles. Like a mix between the S400 and Patriot but for ground targets. I also want the explosion scale to be set to 10 for maximum devastation. :D
Our Scientist nodded politely and said:
"Sure. Would you like fries with that too?"
At Raphaelis Defense, we don’t just dream big, we build big. Introducing RD LRM "Thunderstruck", a long range, truck towed, multi silo missile system that makes intercontinental strikes feel like weekend road trips.
So... How Raphaelis Defense make this?
The first step was to carefully "borrow" the design specs of Spin’s largest operational missile. We didn’t reinvent the wheel, we simply made it ten times more unforgiving. The explosive payload was scaled up directly, which led to the delightful question:
"Can we even carry this thing to the launch pad?"
Bigger payload means longer missile. Bigger missile means more fuel. More fuel means longer range. To cross the vast distance from Spin to Lun-Dun, we extended the missile’s airframe and optimized a simple but reliable propulsion system: long burn, steady climb, direct impact.
We could have used exotic propulsion tech, but why complicate something that already works beautifully? Sometimes, the best solution is the simplest.
Spin wanted four missiles per trailer. Sure, no problem. We designed a modular trailer mounted quad launcher. It’s compatible with pretty much any truck that can pull a refrigerator. We like to keep things accessible, if you can tow a boat, you can tow "Thunderstruck." (Please don’t try this on your next family road trip.)
The launcher is deliberately low-profile and easy to operate. Spin can park it anywhere, set up quickly, and disappear just as fast.
Key features? Glad you asked:
Long range. Hits Lun-Dun while you’re still sipping coffee in Northern Spin. (I like coffee =)
Big boom. Ten times the warhead size of Spin’s current largest missile. Yes, we counted. Yes, we used a calculator.
Mobile launch. Comes with four missile silos per trailer, you can tow it with practically any truck. Bring your dad’s pickup if you want.
Shockingly affordable. Half the price Spin expected. Yes, we could charge more. No, we won’t. Why? Because sometimes being too generous is its own flex.
Ridiculously simple. Easy to manufacture, easy to maintain. If you can assemble lego, you can probably assemble Thunderstruck. (Not recommended, but theoretically possible.)
Spin’s exclusive request, this missile system is only available to Republic of Spin and Your-pan.
RAPHAELIS DEFENSE
"Your Conflict, Our Profit."
CONTROL
Pitch + Roll + Brake = Truck's Movement.
LandingGear = Detach Trailer.
Activate1 = Missile System.
Activate2 = Main Light and Hazard.
INSPIRATION
MAZ 537!
This Build Is For DeeganWithABazooka's RP
KNOCKOFF EARTH!!
Specifications
Spotlights
- YourAverageB1BLancerSimp one month ago
General Characteristics
- Successors 1 airplane(s) +21 bonus
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 13.1ft (4.0m)
- Length 64.8ft (19.7m)
- Height 11.4ft (3.5m)
- Empty Weight 50,924lbs (23,098kg)
- Loaded Weight 57,675lbs (26,161kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 4.675
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 15081
Parts
- Number of Parts 175
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 1,204
THIS UNIT IS NOT FOR GENERAL SALEUNLESS YOU GET PERMISSION FROM SPIN AND YOUR-PAN""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Research and unlicensed production of these Missiles are prohibited, this Raphaelis's technology is protected by copyright law. If you still want to research it, you must buy the license of the technology. How to get license? You must buy at least 100 units first.
@dabestsock Alright, 10 units will send to your country!
@RB107 10 of them please
@dabestsock Sure! So, how many trucks you will order?
@RB107 can United Simple buy the transport vehicle and not the Missile Part for a United Simple Government Emergency Service
Can I get 3
@B1BLancer Ah, i glad you satisfied! XD
@RepublicofWrightIsles Mate we rule a country with no real people, no freedom, no Autocracy too. It just you. But well if you still want to use the spin wheel way. Good luck troubleing yourself
@RB107 five out of five stars. Excellent service above my expectations!
@RB107 then it would be a biased Autocracy with no real freedom.
@B1BLancer Are Spin is currently Happy with Raphaelis Defense's service?
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Give me some rate from one to five star! XD
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@RepublicofWrightIsles I told you to think, not the entire German. Why you bring them in this topic?
@RepublicofWrightIsles You can just make a forum about election and tell who is win. Who will win? Just pick one your favorite and write in the forum that: everyone like (the new leader's name) because he is good and very nice. He got 50% of voice and be the new leader.
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In this RP, You, the player, are the country. So your choise is your country's choise, thats it. Very eazy =]
@RB107
YOU EXPECT ME TO GATHER THE ENTIRE POPULATION FO GERMANY AND MAKE THEM VOTE IN MY FICTIONAL ELECTION(s)‽
@RepublicofWrightIsles Using the wheels as people? It is no different from gambling your country's own future. You need to think about your choise rather than depend on spinning wheel.
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Alright you know what? Just do whatever you want, it's your own country after all, its up to you if you want it to fall apart
@RB107 here's the thing... I don't choose the leaders, so it is the people's fault for equally choosing 3 leaders
@BOSKnight
1. The wheel started controversy,
2. What! It's not an Autocracy! I don't run the nation all the time!
@B1BLancer
1. I want to regain ties with spin,
And 2. I use wheels for my elections. It's not my fault the wheel spun a 3 way tie. I'll wait till tommorow for the next election
@B1BLancer
Shh
@RepublicofWrightIsles …
I don’t let you buy those for very obvious reasons. If there is a really powerful and effective weapons system do you think I would want it in the hands of someone starting controversy and straying away from their ties with Spin?
@RB107 bro you are right. @RepublicofWrightIsles Is acting a bit like Dr Evil from the Austin Powers movie (knock-off James Bond parody) I’ve got a whole bag of shh with your name on it!
@RepublicofWrightIsles Alright i tell you the key point. You can just keep quiet, keep developing weapons (so you don't get left behind) and say my people live in prosperity. You are only causing trouble for yourself if you say "my people create problems", "chaos everywhere" like this. What is your goal to create problem in your own country? this will only worsen your country's reputation. Everything including the people in this RP is just imagination, you can say my people live happily in the forum and the reality will will follow just like that
@RepublicofWrightIsles you do start the controversy. You own and run the nation.
@B1BLancer the builds that you and @BOSKnight won't let me buy from
@RB107 also controversy is not my fault, it's the people's fault.