So,to summarize what transforming from gold to p̶̷̵̧̻̠͍͉͙ͫ̈̌̓ͣ͌͆ͪ̑ͯͥ̊ͨ̓ͨͮ̓͟ḷ̸̫̱̼̼͈̖̞̻̔ͧ̿̽̊ͯ̈̀̑̄̄͆ͩͣ͐ͪ͢a̵̷̶̗͍̤̥͖͖̬̱͈͓̙͇͈ͩ̍̆͆͐ͅͅt̴̸͈͚̥͓̯̟͛̆͂ͯ̓̓̊ͤ̒̈ͬ̈̕͝ͅi͓̖͇̤̞̔̿̐͋ͮ̅̍̍̊ͦ͂̍̃̈́̓̐̍̕n̷̿̑̇ͯͤ͌̉̽̄͏̣̝̭̼̜͙̝̥̥̝̫̯̺̠̟͓͞͠ü̶̬̦̫̗̦̦̣̾̍́̿̃̌̽́͟͜͞m̵̸͛̋̐ͭ͛ͬ͡͏̘̤̹̮̞̺͜ is the same as dying and being reincarnated?
Yes,if you subtract a man from a pig,you get the answer that Space X CANNOT into space!!! Of course from beginning Space X should not have been able to into space!! Science prohibit Space X from into space,but they still into space!!
But,how you ask? Elon Musk used his magikal Tesla car wisdom to create magikal rocket ,which they stole from NASA! NASA can into space!! So really,Space X should not be able to into space!!
In the event your sanity was destroyed,here are ways to try and restore your mental health.
- Talk about your feelings with someone or something
- Keep active and exercise!
- EAT A POTATO
- Step on your computer several times and then throw it in a lake
- Kiss a bird (gently)
- Scowl at someone making fun of you
- Make fun of the person scowling at you
- Lie down on the ground and let the earth slowly reclaim you
Whether it’s a prank or not can be determined by the usage of a goat. I highly suggest climbing the Himalayas and finding a fine specimen, preferably of the white coat variety.
Once you are within range of the goat, hogtie it with the sturdiest rope you have on hand (purchased prior to the ascent) and mount the creature onto your back. It will be a long journey back down to the base of the summit and onto a plane back home, but it should be possible if you have decent muscles and a will to live long enough to see the next SP update.
When you have the goat in your residence, you must be very careful to sacrifice it properly in order to summon the necessary mystiques to verify the validity of the fire truck picture. Ensure you put it down in the most humane way possible, preferably via carbon monoxide or a three-series fluid injection designed to make living beings pass away with little to no pain. After completion of the summary put-down, which could possibly border on execution or infringement of moral ethics, both of which would violate several federal statutes and state penal codes regardless, the goat needs to be sliced directly within the underbelly with a 12-inch stainless steel knife from the highly-rated Cuisinart C77SS-17P Artiste Collection and drained with enough blood to fill a vial the size of your left thumb.
Since the vial would now be in your hands at the time, build a fire pit in your backyard in the shape of the symbol dedicated to the Greek Nature god Pan in order to invoke good fortune and a solid reading from the goat’s blood. Before doing so, however, it would be prudent to clean up whatever mess your desecration of the goat left onto whatever room you used for the act. I hope you have a good cleaning crew or someone who has beef with PETA if you don’t want to do it yourself.
As for the fire pit, upon completion of the design, light it up with a matchstick from the Diamond Greenlight “Strike Anywhere” brand, which you can get for a 15% discount per box directly from their website or at your local Menards by using the code IFGOAT upon checkout (we got a killer deal in exchange). Regardless, as the flames roar high into the air, toss the thumb-sized vial into the pit and allow it to burn within the echoes of mankind’s destiny. Eventually, the fire will die out after a while, depending on how much wood and gasoline you used beforehand - I highly suggest toasting some marshmallows before such an event occurs.
As ashes simmer in the night, take care to sift through their amber glow with a poker and compare whatever remaining traces of blood there is with the drawings found in Robert Graysmith’s book Zodiac. The answers you seek regarding whether or not the Instagram post is real can be found with careful interpretation of the patterns interpreted from those actions. I hope you’re up to the task and can provide us with answers.
So,to summarize what transforming from gold to p̶̷̵̧̻̠͍͉͙ͫ̈̌̓ͣ͌͆ͪ̑ͯͥ̊ͨ̓ͨͮ̓͟ḷ̸̫̱̼̼͈̖̞̻̔ͧ̿̽̊ͯ̈̀̑̄̄͆ͩͣ͐ͪ͢a̵̷̶̗͍̤̥͖͖̬̱͈͓̙͇͈ͩ̍̆͆͐ͅͅt̴̸͈͚̥͓̯̟͛̆͂ͯ̓̓̊ͤ̒̈ͬ̈̕͝ͅi͓̖͇̤̞̔̿̐͋ͮ̅̍̍̊ͦ͂̍̃̈́̓̐̍̕n̷̿̑̇ͯͤ͌̉̽̄͏̣̝̭̼̜͙̝̥̥̝̫̯̺̠̟͓͞͠ü̶̬̦̫̗̦̦̣̾̍́̿̃̌̽́͟͜͞m̵̸͛̋̐ͭ͛ͬ͡͏̘̤̹̮̞̺͜ is the same as dying and being reincarnated?
+4This is epic! Did you make this by yourself?
I don’t wanna comment but I’ll comment anyways
+1German engineering at its best.
+1I prefer the
+1D U C CYes!
@Destroyerz117 I trademarked it
You cant do anything now
Less than half the parts of the original™.
It’s pronounced “Beetlejuice”.
Didn’t you hear?
+1Yes,us civilized gold people properly say, ‘Okay,thank you,now farewell.’
Andrew: Says Mod the mod who occasionally makes mods
+4Me: confusion intensifies
Wait are you talking about them landing gear doors or some different part?
+1Nothing can possibly beat,the one and only,P-51 MUSTAAAANG
+2I’m 95% sure someone will send these to London Gatwick
+2By god,KILL IT!
+2Awesome-O!
They integrated SimplePlanes with YouTube,thus creating,the videos section!
Applause
What in tarnation is a ‘Missle’?
Ṭ̡͓̠̱̩͎ͩ̈̍ͤ̿̀̀̈́ͯͣ̽͆́́͠͝h̼̳͎̣̼̰̱̭̥̺̐̌̄̑͂̾̓̃̒̇ͭ͑͒͊̚͠i͐̄̐ͬ̽̈̾̎ͣ͊͂̋ͨͭͤ̓͛ͪ͏̢̛̮̤̠̳̯͎͚̭͙̟̙͇͍̣͡s̴̵͓̦̠̭̑͗͊̍͗͐̅ͦͬ͒́ ̉ͥ͂̐͂̂̐͆̐ͬ̐͗̊ͯ̂͗͒̀͡҉̬̺̘͓̣i̶̵̛̟̦͚̝̭͖̭͒ͦͫ͌̾ͩͨ́̎̏͛̓ͨͫ̉͆̿͌̉́̀s̜̗̖̝̣̖̞̗̻ͬ̃͗̾̓̐̔̀͐̓̀ͭ̅͘͝ ̨̂̒̌̌ͩ͊̽̾̑ͯ͌̅ͬ͌͛ͦ̂ͬ̃҉͎̲͉͚̝a̢̯͓̥̜̠͇̗͓͉̔̅ͦ̔͋̕͠w̨̛̼̣͙̟̻̖̼̻͈̝̣̰̥̮̯͉̞͓̾̔͒ͧ̀̑ͬ̓͢e̶̡̧̛̖̺̰͕̲͌̍̔ͥ̋̓ͫ̇̈ͮ̔ͬ̆ͭ̓̇͝śͪ̾̋ͧ̂̒̀̾̍̃̎͆͐͒͗͑̃̚҉̧̡̛͉̮̘̺̥͕̘̮͍̬o̴̻̹̮̯̹̗̠̝͉̪̪͕̹̲̞̻͍̎͛̓͆̿͂͂͊̿͊̓m̨̡̺͚̼̾̾ͬͦ̑̾͜͞ȩ̡̯̳͎̼̗̩̟͈̩̗ͫ̎͌͑͌͊͒͋͒ͪͯͯ́͟!
+1Wow! Mobile friendly and the performance is great!
+1@DiscordModerator shhhh... That’s how coffee companies make a profit
+2No homosexuals?
Then I’ll skidadle skidoodle out of that server.
🅱️Ig 🅱️om🅱️
Oh no I updooted it!
tHatS oNe 🅱️ig 🅱️oi
+2@Sgtk np! It’s an awesome plane!
What am I seeing here
Do waffləs count as a snack?
@Minecraftpoweer didn’t you learn the lesson in this post?
+1wat
@Tully2001 stop editing mah post
@EternalDarkness e.g if you have an old army truck,then mount your air defense weapon,that won’t be disqualified?
@JamesBleriot James James James,Maine and New Hampshire are states. In the United States.
+1@JamesBleriot Maine? New Hampshire? But,it’s,Maine,and New Hampshire!
OH NOOOOOOO
COMMUNISM! REMOVE PIROZHKI! INSTALL BURGER!
No commies here
Man-Pig= Space X cannot into space
Yes,if you subtract a man from a pig,you get the answer that Space X CANNOT into space!!! Of course from beginning Space X should not have been able to into space!! Science prohibit Space X from into space,but they still into space!!
But,how you ask? Elon Musk used his magikal Tesla car wisdom to create magikal rocket ,which they stole from NASA! NASA can into space!! So really,Space X should not be able to into space!!
This is why Krakabloa is in ruins!
+1See,this is why Space X should not into space! It cause danger just because they wanting money’s!
+1Sad to see Heisei end. Just a week until the new Japanese emperor takes over,as history changes time.
+2In the event your sanity was destroyed,here are ways to try and restore your mental health.
- Talk about your feelings with someone or something
- Keep active and exercise!
- EAT A POTATO
- Step on your computer several times and then throw it in a lake
- Kiss a bird (gently)
- Scowl at someone making fun of you
- Make fun of the person scowling at you
- Lie down on the ground and let the earth slowly reclaim you
Just suggestions.
+2Is your mental health okay?
After,um,oh jeez that’s a perfect Planet Express
I was 3rd in my heat!
HUZZAH
+1Did somebody mention the Waffle Guy?
Everybody: Glares
Kay I’ll go back to my house then
+2@Gameboi14 all the skeptics
Whether it’s a prank or not can be determined by the usage of a goat. I highly suggest climbing the Himalayas and finding a fine specimen, preferably of the white coat variety.
Once you are within range of the goat, hogtie it with the sturdiest rope you have on hand (purchased prior to the ascent) and mount the creature onto your back. It will be a long journey back down to the base of the summit and onto a plane back home, but it should be possible if you have decent muscles and a will to live long enough to see the next SP update.
When you have the goat in your residence, you must be very careful to sacrifice it properly in order to summon the necessary mystiques to verify the validity of the fire truck picture. Ensure you put it down in the most humane way possible, preferably via carbon monoxide or a three-series fluid injection designed to make living beings pass away with little to no pain. After completion of the summary put-down, which could possibly border on execution or infringement of moral ethics, both of which would violate several federal statutes and state penal codes regardless, the goat needs to be sliced directly within the underbelly with a 12-inch stainless steel knife from the highly-rated Cuisinart C77SS-17P Artiste Collection and drained with enough blood to fill a vial the size of your left thumb.
Since the vial would now be in your hands at the time, build a fire pit in your backyard in the shape of the symbol dedicated to the Greek Nature god Pan in order to invoke good fortune and a solid reading from the goat’s blood. Before doing so, however, it would be prudent to clean up whatever mess your desecration of the goat left onto whatever room you used for the act. I hope you have a good cleaning crew or someone who has beef with PETA if you don’t want to do it yourself.
As for the fire pit, upon completion of the design, light it up with a matchstick from the Diamond Greenlight “Strike Anywhere” brand, which you can get for a 15% discount per box directly from their website or at your local Menards by using the code IFGOAT upon checkout (we got a killer deal in exchange). Regardless, as the flames roar high into the air, toss the thumb-sized vial into the pit and allow it to burn within the echoes of mankind’s destiny. Eventually, the fire will die out after a while, depending on how much wood and gasoline you used beforehand - I highly suggest toasting some marshmallows before such an event occurs.
As ashes simmer in the night, take care to sift through their amber glow with a poker and compare whatever remaining traces of blood there is with the drawings found in Robert Graysmith’s book Zodiac. The answers you seek regarding whether or not the Instagram post is real can be found with careful interpretation of the patterns interpreted from those actions. I hope you’re up to the task and can provide us with answers.
Best of luck.
+6I L L U M I N A T I C O N F I R M E D
+3Fjördnite
@CruzerBlade no lie,real facts.
Makes sense.
+3@Viper3000ad no problem,as it’s absolutely awesome! You have building skills!
You love German waffles too?