19.6k WaffleCakes Comments

  • I think there’s a lawyer in our website guys... 3.4 years ago

    I’m gonna call this guy and say I’m a 50 year old with a troubled marriage with my wife

    +24
  • Moby Dick (One Piece) 2.0 years ago

    This isn’t One Piece, it’s 332 pieces! What a scam.

    +16
  • Senko or something 1.4 years ago

    least toxic simpleplanes comment section

    +11
  • Andrew 2 2.3 years ago

    the long awaited sequel to my shitty video from 2 years ago

    +11
  • Where do you stand? 3.1 years ago

    “Where do you stand?”

    i am currently standing on my chair

    +11
  • nothing is confirmed 4.1 years ago

    Excuse me but why has nobody suggested tank tracks?

    +11
  • WOW Air has collapsed! 5.0 years ago

    Information for WOW AIR passengers

    WOW AIR has ceased operation. All WOW AIR flights have been cancelled.

    How will I reach my destination?

    Passengers are advised to check available flights with other airlines.

    Some airlines may offer flights at a reduced rate, so-called rescue fares, in light of the circumstances. Information on those airlines will be published, when it becomes available.

    What are my rights?

    Passengers whose ticket was paid with a credit card are advised to contact their credit card company to check whether a refund of the ticket cost will be issued.

    Passengers who bought their ticket from a European travel agent (within the European Economic Area) as a part of a package tour (a package which includes flights and accommodation or other services) are protected by the Package Travel Directive. Those passengers are advised to contact their travel agent to arrange an alternative flight.

    Passengers who may have bought travel protection, or those passengers whose credit card terms may include such protection, may be entitled to claim compensation and assistance due to delays or travel disruption. However, such compensation is often limited.

    Passengers may also be entitled to compensation from WOW AIR, including in accordance with European regulation on Air Passenger Rights. In case of a bankruptcy, claims should be filed to the administrator.


    SUMMARY

    WOW Air finally ceases operations after the banks reopped one of their aircraft. After months of failed communication between Iceland Air group buying them out and the banks they have ceased operations.

    Geez and actually appreciate the hard work I put into these comments!

    +10
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 6.0 years ago

    @CaesiciusPlanes now it's 667 sobs I didn't get to see it

    +10
  • Hello 4.2 years ago

    yes

    you are elon

    +9
  • German Corsair 3.7 years ago

    when will this masterpiece be featured???

    +7
  • Toxic in simpleplanes 4.0 years ago

    Hans... get ze flammenwurfer.

    +7
  • Then the Winged Hussars arrived... 4.0 years ago

    When the winged hussars arrived

    A cry for help in time of need, await relief from holy league
    60 days of siege, outnumbered and weak
    Sent a message to the sky, wounded soldiers left to die
    Will they hold the wall or will the city fall

    Dedication
    Dedication
    They’re outnumbered 15 to one
    And the battle´s begun

    Then the winged hussars arrived
    Coming down the mountainside
    Then the winged hussars arrived
    Coming down they turned the tide

    As the days are passing by and as the dead are piling high
    No escape and no salvation
    Trenches to explosive halls are buried deep beneath the walls
    Plant the charges there and watch the city fear

    Desperation
    Desperation
    It’s a desperate race against the mine
    And a race against time

    Cannonballs are coming down from the sky
    Janissaries are you ready to die?
    We will seek our vengeance eye for an eye

    You’ll be stopped upon the steps of our gate
    On this field you’re only facing our hate
    But back home the Sultan’s sealing your fate

    We remember
    In September
    That’s the night Vienna was freed
    We made the enemy bleed!

    Stormclouds, fire and steel
    Death from above make their enemy kneel
    Shining armour and wings
    Death from above, it’s an army of kings

    We remember
    In September
    When the winged hussars arrived

    +7
  • PLATINIUM + TEASER 4.3 years ago

    Leaked photos of GTA 6

    +7
  • 50th Anniversary of the Apollo Moon Landing 4.7 years ago

    @Gameboi14 it’s not stocks, you must mean stonks

    +7
  • LEAVING TIME. 3.5 years ago

    guys i am leaving sp forever because of personal issues goodbye

    i’ll still be active daily on discord, Twitter, and other social media

    I’ll also visit the site daily and I’ll also upload forums or videos maybe once 2 weeks, maybe even a plane

    so yeah this is a permanent farewell, good bye

    +6
  • How to PRESENT your PLANE. Presentation is KEY. 4.0 years ago

    Custom thumbnail?
    cries in iOS

    +6
  • Patrice 4.0 years ago

    Patrice

    +6
  • Bek Air Fokker 100 Crashes in Almaty, 15 confirmed deaths 4.3 years ago

    @Natedog120705 @BuiltBionixInd10 seriously? 7 people lose their lives, and all you can come up with is F? Honestly this is plaguing the community, I see this on posts of pet deaths as well. When commenting on these types of posts, at least think of something other than that. Death isn’t a meme.

    +6
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.6 years ago

    this should get to 69,420 upvotes eventually, we just need to wait

    +6
  • This Random Firetruck Came From Nowhere 5.0 years ago

    Whether it’s a prank or not can be determined by the usage of a goat. I highly suggest climbing the Himalayas and finding a fine specimen, preferably of the white coat variety.


    Once you are within range of the goat, hogtie it with the sturdiest rope you have on hand (purchased prior to the ascent) and mount the creature onto your back. It will be a long journey back down to the base of the summit and onto a plane back home, but it should be possible if you have decent muscles and a will to live long enough to see the next SP update.


    When you have the goat in your residence, you must be very careful to sacrifice it properly in order to summon the necessary mystiques to verify the validity of the fire truck picture. Ensure you put it down in the most humane way possible, preferably via carbon monoxide or a three-series fluid injection designed to make living beings pass away with little to no pain. After completion of the summary put-down, which could possibly border on execution or infringement of moral ethics, both of which would violate several federal statutes and state penal codes regardless, the goat needs to be sliced directly within the underbelly with a 12-inch stainless steel knife from the highly-rated Cuisinart C77SS-17P Artiste Collection and drained with enough blood to fill a vial the size of your left thumb.


    Since the vial would now be in your hands at the time, build a fire pit in your backyard in the shape of the symbol dedicated to the Greek Nature god Pan in order to invoke good fortune and a solid reading from the goat’s blood. Before doing so, however, it would be prudent to clean up whatever mess your desecration of the goat left onto whatever room you used for the act. I hope you have a good cleaning crew or someone who has beef with PETA if you don’t want to do it yourself.


    As for the fire pit, upon completion of the design, light it up with a matchstick from the Diamond Greenlight “Strike Anywhere” brand, which you can get for a 15% discount per box directly from their website or at your local Menards by using the code IFGOAT upon checkout (we got a killer deal in exchange). Regardless, as the flames roar high into the air, toss the thumb-sized vial into the pit and allow it to burn within the echoes of mankind’s destiny. Eventually, the fire will die out after a while, depending on how much wood and gasoline you used beforehand - I highly suggest toasting some marshmallows before such an event occurs.


    As ashes simmer in the night, take care to sift through their amber glow with a poker and compare whatever remaining traces of blood there is with the drawings found in Robert Graysmith’s book Zodiac. The answers you seek regarding whether or not the Instagram post is real can be found with careful interpretation of the patterns interpreted from those actions. I hope you’re up to the task and can provide us with answers.

    Best of luck.

    +6
  • Gas guzzling son of a petrol businessman. 5.2 years ago

    Nooooooooo don’t fix this all the people who work for the gasoline companies will starve... SimplePlanes is 99.6452 percent of the world gas consumption noooooo

    +6
  • Fairchild A-10 Thunderbolt II USAF 4.0 years ago

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT

    +5
  • AH-3(8am rok gun can)* 4.3 years ago

    I mean, c’mon, read the rules please.

    SimplePlanes Code of Conduct Amendment VII

    Articles III & IV

    • If your variation does not offer any improvements over the existing airplane, then it may be removed.

    • If you are circumventing the predecessor/successor system, then you will be banned. Never upload a successor as an original design; give credit to the designer of its predecessor.

    Stealing builds and not giving credit is unfair on all sides. The builder doesn’t get anything for their hard work. On the other hand, you don’t get any experience or get effort from building.


    Don’t be afraid to upload things! There’s the community, and even though the comments may seem harsh, it’s constructive criticism, and it will help you improve. At first you might doubt that, but effort is what matters.

    +5
  • m i d d l e e a s t - ( t e a s e r ) 4.4 years ago

    When the Dosnians find one milligram of O I L

    +5
  • Mega Ducc 4.8 years ago

    I will order the crispy d u c c at a Chinese restaurant

    +5
  • Magnets? 5.7 years ago

    G R A P P L I N G H O O K S

    +5
  • New SimpleLandian Army (SLA) 6.0 years ago

    Oh no,now you have an army... who knows what will hap-I DECLARE WAR!!!

    +5
  • Boeing 737-800 cockpit 6.1 years ago

    @sexylips35 @KidKromosone @Dllama4 it's probably because

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,
    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.
    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.
    The bee, of course, flies anyway
    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.
    Barry! Breakfast is ready!
    Ooming!
    Hang on a second.
    Hello?
    Barry?
    Adam?
    Oan you believe this is happening?
    I can't. I'll pick you up.
    Looking sharp.
    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.
    Sorry. I'm excited.
    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.
    A perfect report card, all B's.
    Very proud.
    Ma! I got a thing going here.
    You got lint on your fuzz.
    Ow! That's me!
    Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
    Bye!
    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!
    Hey, Adam.
    Hey, Barry.
    Is that fuzz gel?
    A little. Special day, graduation.
    Never thought I'd make it.
    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.
    Those were awkward.
    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
    You did come back different.
    Hi, Barry.
    Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
    Hear about Frankie?
    Yeah.
    You going to the funeral?
    No, I'm not going.
    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.
    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.
    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.
    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.
    That's why we don't need vacations.
    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.
    Well, Adam, today we are men.
    We are!
    Bee-men.
    Amen!
    Hallelujah!
    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...
    ...9:15.
    That concludes our ceremonies.
    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!
    Will we pick ourjob today?
    I heard it's just orientation.
    Heads up! Here we go.
    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.
    Wonder what it'll be like?
    A little scary.
    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco
    and a part of the Hexagon Group.
    This is it!
    Wow.
    Wow.
    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life
    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.
    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    J
    -RailfanEthan

    +5
  • The ''real'' Bush Plane 1.6 years ago

    No way it’s the 43rd president of the United States, George W. Bush

    +4
  • Type810 SENPAI Tank 1.7 years ago

    やりますねえ!

    +4
  • I Am No Longer A Moderator 2.6 years ago

    The joke was probably something like “If the BTS army is so strong, then why don’t you send them to Afghanistan”

    +4
  • Please, Jundroo, don’t turn me into an oversimplified logo! 3.1 years ago

    Holy cow I got an upvote from andrew himself

    thanks man

    +4
  • Somebody explain this... 3.1 years ago

    Classified footage of the North Korean ICBM program

    +4
  • How to make better inlets and cowls! 3.1 years ago

    Instructions unclear I’m stupid and can’t read the font

    +4
  • Hello!!! Im new here! 3.2 years ago

    @Rajko we’re aren’t simping for her because she’s a girl, we’re simping for her because her username is BIG CHUNGUS

    +4
  • account hacked into and deleted, 3.9 years ago

    @Omel what does that mean

    i am confuse

    +4
  • Flag of France?? 4.1 years ago

    Actually, this is historically accurate, as this is the flag of the Bourbon Restoration of the 19th century. It’s not just a meme folks.

    +4
  • Enough with the CRS-15 posts. 4.1 years ago

    hmmmm

    I have images of the vulgarity and I have the car saved.

    I see a business opportunity.

    +4
  • S-76 (Tribute) 4.2 years ago

    “Tribute”

    Where is it, I cannot detect any feelings of tribute in this video

    +4
  • My new cover image 4.2 years ago

    hmmmmmm

    all people who commented have anime profile picture

    hmmmm

    +4
  • Da SQUID is back?! 4.3 years ago

    We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just want to tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    +4
  • 50th Anniversary of the Apollo Moon Landing 4.7 years ago

    Ever since the beginning of human history, we have looked up to the skies and wished to reach for the stars. The moon is an unmissable part of the night sky (unless when it is in the new moon lunar phase), and for centuries we have wanted to go there.


    Only until the 1950s was the possibility of reaching the moon considered genuine when the Space Race kicked off. Starting with Sputnik 1 from the USSR and Explorer 1 from the USA, the age of pioneering space exploration began, and the moon was one of the early targets. The Soviet's Luna 3 in 1959 was able to capture the far side of the moon in photographs for the first time, starting a series of missions from the superpower to explore and collect information of the moon.


    During this time, the USSR was also able to oust the USA in certain feats: the first man into space, the first EVA, the first soft lunar landing, and much more. In the midst of a Cold War seemingly about to turn hot, President John F. Kennedy of the United States of America launched an immensely dangerous and daring plan only shortly after the Americans began sending men into space: to land a man on the moon and bring him back safely before the end of the decade.


    With over 400,000 people signing up for this immense program, the US mustered their way through the Mercury program and into the Gemini (a program intended to test what humans can do in space, such as rendezvous, docking, EVA, etc.) and Apollo (the lunar manned exploration program) missions. However, crises struck NASA, the US's space program, culminating in the Apollo 1 disaster in January 1967. The disaster almost ended the lunar program, but it continued on with the remaining foundations of political and monetary support. Going full speed ahead and learning that the Soviets had plans to also send men to the moon (that would ultimately fail), the first men to reach the moon on Apollo 8 in December 1968 made the dreams of reaching the moon that many science fiction works, including that of 2001: A Space Odyssey which had been released that very same year, were coming to fruition.


    In July of 1969, three men were tasked by the Americans to serve as humanity's ambassadors to the lunar surface: Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins. Launched on the most powerful and sophisticated rocket ever used in history, the Saturn V, Armstrong and Aldrin would end up reaching the lunar surface as Collins orbited the moon above.

    Armstrong would then step down the ladder in front of millions of citizens worldwide via telvision to utter the most famous words in space exploration's history:

    ”That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

    +4
  • Why was my biography removed? 4.9 years ago

    @Destroyerz117 U̷̧̟̣͔̞̭̫̤̪͓̰̜͕͎͚̪̮̟̇ͤ̄ͨͭ͑ͦ͊̃̎̽̇͗̄ͮͬͫ̌͟ͅḩ̡̙͙̟͓͇̼̞̻̾ͭ̉ͬ̈̉̀ͩ̂͂̕͢͝ͅͅ ̫͇͎͈͉̫͈͉͒ͬͤ͊́́̎̓̋ͮ̾͗̒̍͛ͮ̚͘͞ǫ̷̢̗̘͙̜̲̠̭̞͓̩̹̥̣̳̠̹̣͊͐̌̆̑̅̋̍ͯͯ̕͠k̶̸̶̨̺͚̫̜͇̲̾̉̎̓ͪ̍ͪ͢ȃ̋̾̽ͬ͆̏͗̏̽̌̿͊̒ͤͥ̋͞͏̸̡̺͓͔̪̥͔͙̖̠̥͕͕̟͙͠y̹̝̝͚̮̺̱̼̮ͭ̆̌ͭ͛̋ͤͮ́͝ ̢̧̣̭̝̩̘̘̞̬͌̾̆̑͛ͯͫ̏̅ͩ͒͗͂͢͢

    +4
  • Attention all 25k-40k users!! 4.9 years ago

    So,to summarize what transforming from gold to p̶̷̵̧̻̠͍͉͙ͫ̈̌̓ͣ͌͆ͪ̑ͯͥ̊ͨ̓ͨͮ̓͟ḷ̸̫̱̼̼͈̖̞̻̔ͧ̿̽̊ͯ̈̀̑̄̄͆ͩͣ͐ͪ͢a̵̷̶̗͍̤̥͖͖̬̱͈͓̙͇͈ͩ̍̆͆͐ͅͅt̴̸͈͚̥͓̯̟͛̆͂ͯ̓̓̊ͤ̒̈ͬ̈̕͝ͅi͓̖͇̤̞̔̿̐͋ͮ̅̍̍̊ͦ͂̍̃̈́̓̐̍̕n̷̿̑̇ͯͤ͌̉̽̄͏̣̝̭̼̜͙̝̥̥̝̫̯̺̠̟͓͞͠ü̶̬̦̫̗̦̦̣̾̍́̿̃̌̽́͟͜͞m̵̸͛̋̐ͭ͛ͬ͡͏̘̤̹̮̞̺͜ is the same as dying and being reincarnated?

    +4
  • Google Translate Shenanigans vol. 3 4.9 years ago

    ThePilotDude: Boggot
    UrbanDictionary: A mythical creature living in, near or around the Blue Anchor of Helston, Cornwall. Similar to a pixi or the like. According to "Bob" Robert Standing, who is a well known face in the local area, regular's at the small pub 'The Blue Anchor' used to fool people into believeing they went 'bogget' hunting, and would convince small groups of people to meet up for the 'bogget hunt' - Needless to say, these were usually clueless tourists!


    Regular - We're going Boggot hunting tonight, wanna come?
    Tourist - What's a Boggot?
    Regular - Well, it's a bit like a pixi.
    ---Some more drunken, random explanation of what a Boggot is, usually made up to fit the target audience, or so one is led to believe - Shortly followed by:---
    Tourist - Yea, when and where do we meet then?

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  • New Moderator 4.9 years ago

    Andrew: Says Mod the mod who occasionally makes mods
    Me: confusion intensifies

    +4
  • Ethiopian Airlines Flight ET302 5.1 years ago

    WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR

    Ethiopian Airlines Flight ET302, a Boeing 737-MAX8 (First Flight on October 30th, 2018, MSN62350) took of at 06:38 AM in Addis Abeba (Ethiopia) headed for Nairobi (Kenya).


    On board there were 149 passengers and 8 crew members from at least 35 different nations. The captain had more than 8000 hours of flight experience while the co-pilot had an experience of 200 hours. It is not known who was controlling the plane. The crashed plane already flew from Johannesburg (South Africa) to Addis Abeba on the same day and it had its last maintenance check on February 4th, 2019 where no problems were discovered.


    Right after take off from Runway 7R the pilot reported technical problems to ATC and requested to return to the airport. ATC granted this request however they lost contact to the aircraft 6 minutes after take off at 06:44 AM.


    The plane crashed near the town of Bishoftu in Ethiopia leaving a big impact crater which indicates that the plane crashed at high speed. The plane was completely destroyed on impact. There were no survivors. The families of the victims were contacted by Ethiopian Airlines.


    The weather at the time of the crash was fine with a visibility of 10+ km, few clouds at 2500 feet.


    Boeing announced that they will be sending a technical team to the crash site to assist the investigators in finding the cause of the crash. As the airplane was American build, the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) will be joining the investigation as well. A committee compromising of Ethiopian Airlines, the Ethiopian Civil Aviation Authority and the Ethiopian Transport Authority has been set up to carry out the investigation.


    Despite the bad reputation of African Airlines, Ethiopian Airlines has a great safety reputation and offers flights to destinations all over the globe.


    As of now, besides the pilots report of technical problems, there are no indications for the cause of the crash. There are reported similarities between the crash of Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302 and Lion Air Flight 610, also a Boeing 737-8MAX that crashed right after takeoff in October last year. These similarities will be a subject of the investigation, however as of now it is to early to conclude. Ethiopian Airlines announced that they will release further statements when more information will become available.


    It took me an hour to type this by the way.

    +4
  • Welp, now I’m turning into BaconAircraft... 5.1 years ago

    @Chancey21 you okay? You haven’t been diagnosed with baconalia disease,right? If you think you do,here are the symptoms:

    • Never finishes projects
    • Makes 3000 part builds that don’t even work
    • Addicted to bacon
    • Total blackpink fan

    If you find out you have this horrible disease,call the following numbers:
    AU: +61-3-8652-1453
    NZ: +64-9-886-0565
    UK: +44-11-7325-7425
    US: +1-760-706-7425

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