28.0k KerlonceauxIndustries
Player Biography
Hewwo thewe
(Hello there)
OWO notices you reading this
Greetings, ye fellow organisms. What a way to start an introduction... I'm KerlonceauxIndus-
Yeah, no, no, and to emphasize it, nO; ... I'm gonna try that again. Terrible, and possibly even somewhat rude(?) introduction aside, I'm KerlonceauxIndustries (KewwonceauxIndustwies) and this is my profile. Feel free to call me Kerlon (Kewwon) (or Kerlowo for certain reasons) if you're lazy like me and don't wanna type out the whole thing, lol. As I probably mention further below, my strong points are in building ships, as well as not-too-complex turrets though I suppose I don't build too bad of tanks. I can do planes but they're usually meh in my opinion and I'm too lazy for custom control surfaces [Note: this is now a lie as I have made my first custom wings]. [Also Note: I've changed my opinion about my tanks, I actually can build decent tanks lmao.]
I am also supposedly an SCP, at least according to one of the admins of the SimplePlanes SafeHaven server. Designation is SCP-6969-1.
Merp.
Rawrrrrrrrr :3333
My Discord:
that_one_leggy_kerlyfry
Some facts about me:
-What did you expect; did you actually expect me to reveal information about myself?
-Ok fine
-I will
-No I'm not stalling
-I'm totally not stalling
-I'm tooooooooooooootally not stalling
-Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll stop
-Jk
-Jkjk
-I'm usually lazy and procrastination might as well be a hobby for me,
-Current 1 and 19 more years old,
-Am from le Southern USA (technically Southeast; born a Georgian) but I am half Baguette,
-I love building carriers here in SP
-pOsSiBlY a furry... (maned wolves are the best)
-Subarus are cool and it'd be cool to get one someday
-I also really really really like the RX-8 because hehe wankel rotary go EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-i want a challenger hellcat i want a challenger hellcat i want a challenger hellcat i want a challenger hellcat i want a challenger hellcat
-Favorite truck is the Western Star 5700XE cuz it looks hot af
-My favorite band of all time is a heavy metal band called Fozzy
-pfp was drawn by thederpingmemes (owo)
-If I think of other things to add here, I will.
derg :3333
Currently active on SP.
Former admin of SimplePlanes SafeHaven (SPSH)
highly recommend joining, is epic serber :D
i like the USS Enterprise from the Star Trek reboot films ngl
SimplePlanes/Discord Comrades:
Flippos
Pointless
Spartan
S4P9/Inviticus
Stellar
Sarin
Pyrus
Wolfen
Time / RNGod
Dastin (we usually call him Avdol or Dio)
Ren
International
SABRE/Nirvash
Deidara
Exo
Disclaimer: This list is not in order of preference.
Current Priority Project(s):
Idfk I'll need to update this
Quotes:
Probably my favorite of all quotes:
"I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone. At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government—every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation. The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength. Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the new world, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old." -Winston Churchill in his speech delivered in the House of Commons on July 4, 1940.
Some of my favorite quotes:
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something" -I honestly forgot who told this one
"I have a warcrime dispenser" - NirvashTec, 10/19/2019 11:14
"The word believe has lie in the middle." -NirvashTec, 12/25/2018 23:41
"If you spell incorrectly incorrectly it is spelled incorrectly." -NirvashTec, 12/25/2018 23:42
"666" -NirvashTec, 2/8/2019 8:36PM
"republic hair" -NirvashTec, 2/8/2019 8:42PM
"> AK-47 clone
Chink 100 GWqlabsFeelsNinjaMan" -exosuit 2/8/2019 21:34
"See, they arent hindu, they are still kebab" -Stellarlabs, 2/17/2019 23:51
"For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either." -ErvenDynamics, 2/8/2019 8:44PM
"You’re gonna break #off-topic like how you broke #general" -ErvenDynamics 2/8/2019 8:45PM
"I have been foxxed by Flippos and it is unpleasant -Sarin 12/31/2019 07:43
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -Abraham Lincoln in his Gettysburg Address, given on November 19, 1863, after the bloody Battle of Gettysburg
"What a predicomont"
"We have reached an impasse"
"We have wreathed a point in a certain situation where it will be difficult to proceed"
"We have come to a point that is difficult for both parties to reach an agreement on the situation at hand"
"We have arrived at a point in a certain series of events where both parties have agreed that it will be difficult to proceed"
"It appears, that at the current situation, we have reached at this particular point and time, an argument, that cannot be simply solved, creating a division between 2 people. This argument's solution is currently being solved, however as it is very difficult, a resolvement is highly unlikely."
"If you were to move your sight of vision to my current position you will see that two parties with opposing views on a certain subject have reached a point that makes it increasingly difficult to continue discussing the certain topic being talked about"
"At the current point in time, two parties have come to a great disagreement. This disagreement has become incredibly hard to find a suitable solution to find an agreeable solution to both parties. This disagreement on said subject, has become further and further harder for both parties to resolve, as it now appears to be completely unresolvable by the parties in the matter of discussion of the topic at hand. The issue now is considered to be nearly to impossibly resolvable by both parties."
"At this specific point in the earths rotation, if you were to look at my current location you would be graced with the unpleasant sight of two parties coming to a difficult disagreement which inevitably has caused the situation that both the parties are now trapped in to become impossible to solve therefor aggravating both sides making the conversation only at dumber and dumber making the points being made get weaker and weaker which has caused an ultimate impasse that neither party can seemingly overcome or avoid" -Two individuals on the SP2030 SPRP Discord server, date N/A, time N/A
"dont compare your chapter 20 with someones chapter 2" -ParshainAerospace, 06/20/2020, 12:15EST
"it should be the same performance with a indigenous touch" -ParshainAerospace, 06/20/2020, 12:57EST
My RP nations that I have created stats for:
SP2030:
-Greater Republic of Imperial China
-United States of Canada
-French Sphere
-Confederacy of Southeastern States
-Russian Sphere
-Confederacy of North American States
NWRP:
-Kaiserreich Confederation of Aurum
My main RP nation:
The Grand Republic of Aurum; an federal republic that prioritizes technology, industry and commerce, and education.
RP Companies/Corporations:
United Arsenal is currently my main RP company, present in any SPRP I am participating in.
-Kerlonceaux Industries
-United Arsenal [International], Inc..
United Arsenal, also known as United Arsenal International, is a global corporation with divisions in virtually every sector of the market. UAI produces anything from toasters to state-of-the-art military warships through it's numerous civilian and military divisions. Kerlonceaux Industries is one of the major divisions of UAI, serving both commercial and military markets. Kerlonceaux Arsenal. is one of the major military divisions of UAI, producing weapon systems such as naval artillery and missiles. Kerlonceaux Commercial is comprised of a group of major UAI civilian divisions, and focuses on the transportation market, with Kerlonceaux Motorworks, Ltd. producing everything from small lawnmower engines to electric motors to large performance engines and diesels, as well as turboshafts.
Ok so basically rn the only nation I actually have in SPRPs is the Grand Republic of Aurum, and it's an elected constitutional monarchy so yes it is still a republic. Like its predecessor, it prioritizes technology, industry and commerce, and education. Anyway, this is the nation I am writing lore for with my current SP builds and I don't expect it to change.
Here's a parody of the lyrics of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" [I didn't create these. Someone else in SP2030 server did.]:
The Democrat went down to Brussels, he was lookin for a debate to win.
He was in a bind, cause he was way behind, and he needed to win some polls.
When he came across a young man, making his policies and pushing them hot,
And the Democrat jumped on a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell ya what."
"I guess you didnt know it, but I'm a politician too, and if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."
"Now you've got some pretty good policies, but give Paternia its due, I bet a ton of gold to get your vote, cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said "My name's Carlos, and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, cause my nation's the best that's ever been."
Carlos, write up your vote and push your ideas hard, cause the socialist's loose in Brussels and Pilot deals the cards, and if you win you get this shiny purse full of gold, and if you lose the Democrat gets your voooooote.
fiddle solo
The Democrat opened up his case and he said "I'll start this show," and fire flew from his fingertips as he prepared to state his side, and he pulled the crowd around his end and he made them boo and hiss, then a band of stalinists joined in and it sounded something like this:
Devils fiddle solo
When the Democrat finished Carlos said, "well you're pretty good old son, but let me SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE,"
He played "the monarch brought our glory back,"
"So Paternia comes to take it away,"
"Russians in the farmlands picking out crumbs"
"Granny does Paternia work, no child, no"
The crowd lay silent, knowing Pilot had been beat, and they layed that purse right down at Carlos' feet
And he said "Democrat just come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you commie -----,
My nation's the best it's ever been,
He played "the monarch brought our glory back,"
"So Paternia comes to take it away,"
"Russians in the farmlands picking out crumbs"
"Granny does Paternia work, no child, no"
final fiddle solo
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Introduction:
The M21E1 Alopix Advanced Main Battle Tank - Next Generation (AMBT-NG) is a 55-ton twenty-first century main battle designed and developed by United Arsenal for the Hellenic Army to replace the Leopard 2A6 HEL. Alopix is built to be able to handle any challenges the 21st century will throw at it throughout the course of its service career. The tank has a highly modularized turret, very similar to that of the Leclerc, consisting of multiple armor blocks that can be exchanged with relative ease. There are different protection kits available for the MBT which include different types of armor blocks for the turret, which include blocks with integral ERA units, as well as built-in APS.
Armament:
The main armament of the Alopix AMBT-NG consists of a G28 125mm L55 smoothbore autoloader. Total ammunition capacity is 40 rounds, with 22 rounds in the autoloader’s magazine and another 18 rounds located in a cylinder in the hull, next to the driver. Reload time is between 3 and 4 seconds.
Secondary armament consists of a 25mm autocannon mounted in a Remotely Operated Weapons System (ROWS) mounting with a box of 400 rounds. Typical ammunition loadout is HE, though other rounds can be loaded. The ROWS can be exchanged for mountings for other weapons as well, including TOW missile launchers. A 12.7mm coaxial machine gun is also mounted.
Protection:
Armor protection of the Alopix is comparable to the armor protection of a Block 10 Leclerc MBT.
Alopix (as shown here) is equipped with a full Interdictor Modular Active Protection System (IMAPS). It consists of the Roundhouse APS, a missile-based system comparable to Quick Kill, the Uppercase APS, comparable to Afghanit, and the Balzac APS, comparable to Trophy.
The tank in this instance is also equipped with ERA blocks for the front half of the hull and cage armor around the rest.
The ROWS is equipped with 8 grenade launchers which can load a variety of grenades:
-Trident 6 : three smoke grenades creating an opaque screen in the visual range during 50 seconds.
-Trident 8 : two fragmentation grenades.
-Trident 12 : one infrared decoy with a burning time of 10 seconds.
-Trident 26 : three smoke grenades creating an opaque screen in the visual and infrared ranges during 30 seconds.
Sensors:
Alopix is equipped with a suite of optics and sensor systems, mounted around the tank. The commander has access to a sophisticated panoramic sight which contains both an Nd:YAG laser rangefinder as well as a ×2.5, ×5, ×10 magnification direct day channel and a ×2.5, ×7.5, ×15 magnification video channel on top of a night vision mode for the electronic channel. The gunner has a sight with a ×2.5 and ×10 direct day channel and a ×2.5, ×5 and ×10 video channel with night vision mode. There are also four AESA radar panels mounted around the turret for 360-degree radar coverage. A quartet of infrared warning receivers are mounted on the turret for 360-degree coverage as well.
Powerplant:
Alopix is powered by a V12X-1600 1600hp Hyperbar diesel engine which makes use of a Kerlonceaux Motorworks T-609G gas turbine that serves as both a turbocharger and an APU. A KMT-17 6/3 automatic transmission with 6 forwards gears and 3 reverse gears.
Maximum speed on-road is listed as 73km/h and 56km/h off-road.
Controls:
Roll - Turret/Periscope traverse
Pitch - Turret elevation/depression
Yaw - Steering
Brake - Brake
VTOL - Throttle
Trim - Suspension height
AG1 - Activate G28 125mm L55 and activate turret, open main gunsight optics
AG2 - Activate Roundhouse APS
AG3 - Activate 25mm ROWS
AG4 - Activate periscope
AG5 - None
AG6 - None
AG7 - Activate/Deactivate lights
AG8 - Activate/Deactivate tracks
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wedj drawn for meeeeeee by pointlesswhyshouldi uwu
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Red sus
Red sus over the skeld
Red sus
Red sus over the skeld
Golden rays of the glorious susshine
Sussing down, such a sus-red light
Now the impostors slowly retreat
To the vents – out of sight
Arid breeze blows across the corridors
Giving flight to the impostor's prey
In the distance crewmates come
To transform the Skeld – game by game
Only sus is among us now
Something sus and pure
Violence breeds within ourselves
No need for a cure
When the wind is sus
And the vent is not
The impostor waits to see what rots
Oh how pretty
All the scenery
This is crewmate's sacrifice
When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The crewmate's tail ripped from its head
When the sus ejects
We will not forget the
Red sus over the Skeld
Red sus
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"According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
Adam?
Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!"
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There is a rickroll hidden in this bio uwu
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"on ,dlihc on ,krow ainretaP seod ynnarG"
"sbmurc tuo gnikcip sdnalmraf eht ni snaissuR"
",yawa ti ekat ot semoc ainretaP oS"
",kcab yrolg ruo thguorb hcranom eht" deyalp eH
,neeb reve s'ti tseb eht s'noitan yM
,----- eimmoc uoy ,ecno uoy dlot enod I
,niaga yrt ot tnaw reve uoy fi kcab no emoc tsuj tarcomeD" dias eh dnA
teef 'solraC ta nwod thgir esrup taht deyal yeht dna ,taeb neeb dah toliP gniwonk ,tnelis yal dworc ehT
"on ,dlihc on ,krow ainretaP seod ynnarG"
"sbmurc tuo gnikcip sdnalmraf eht ni snaissuR"
",yawa ti ekat ot semoc ainretaP oS"
",kcab yrolg ruo thguorb hcranom eht" deyalp eH
",ENOD STI WOH UOY WOHS em tel tub ,nos dlo doog ytterp er'uoy llew" ,dias solraC dehsinif tarcomeD eht nehW
:siht ekil gnihtemos dednuos ti dna ni denioj stsinilats fo dnab a neht ,ssih dna oob meht edam eh dna dne sih dnuora dworc eht dellup eh dna ,edis sih etats ot deraperp eh sa spitregnif sih morf welf erif dna ",wohs siht trats ll'I" dias eh dna esac sih pu denepo tarcomeD ehT
.etoooooov ruoy steg tarcomeD eht esol uoy fi dna ,dlog fo lluf esrup ynihs siht teg uoy niw uoy fi dna ,sdrac eht slaed toliP dna slessurB ni esool s'tsilaicos eht esuac ,drah saedi ruoy hsup dna etov ruoy pu etirw ,solraC
".neeb reve s'taht tseb eht s'noitan ym esuac ,terger annog er'uoy ,teb ruoy ekat ll'I tub ,nis a eb thgim ti dna ,solraC s'eman yM" dias yob ehT
".uoy naht retteb m'I kniht I esuac ,etov ruoy teg ot dlog fo not a teb I ,eud sti ainretaP evig tub ,seicilop doog ytterp emos tog ev'uoy woN"
".uoy htiw teb a ekam ll'I ,erad a ekat ot erac uoy fi dna ,oot naicitilop a m'I tub ,ti wonk tndid uoy sseug I"
".tahw ay llet em tel ,yoB" dias dna pmuts yrokcih a no depmuj tarcomeD eht dnA
,toh meht gnihsup dna seicilop sih gnikam ,nam gnuoy a ssorca emac eh nehW
.sllop emos niw ot dedeen eh dna ,dniheb yaw saw eh esuac ,dnib a ni saw eH
.niw ot etabed a rof nikool saw eh ,slessurB ot nwod tnew tarcomeD ehT
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Last Updated [11/14/2021]
