Top 10 women I see:
10: Your mother.
9: Your mother.
8: Your mother.
7: Your mother.
6: Your mother.
5: Your mother.
4: Your mother.
3: Your mother.
2: Your mother.
Honourable mention: Your mother.
1: Your mother.
@Majakalona You're thinking of a Gatling-style gun, yes.
A machine gun is, to my knowledge, basically any self-repeating firearm that can be fed ammunition in some manner, whether by belt, magazine, or hopper.
@TheMouse When they first commented I clicked their account and saw a minute ago.
They could be in this very room!
They could be me!
They could be you!
They could even be-!
The literal OG version has this prop iirc. So old it has fixed lading gear and is made of blocks, like the one in the flight tutorials just with this engine.
The biggest concern I'd have over legality is your age.
@TheUltimatePlaneLover In case it's not clear from the text, Graingy is a neutral party.
It really is best that we don't show up at the sandbox because as soon as we get a scrape Dad (Soia) is gonna show up and commit multiple acts of abuse against children and we won't be allowed to play with you ever again :(
So instead we'll just sell you rocks to throw at each other.
Just as Addoick and Shoet intended!
@LM0418 (There's like three platinum users all with red and black text pfps. The joke is that they'll all the same user and that there's only one account fitting that description. It's RCP)
@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 That wasn't an attempt to rickroll.
It's so you know why.
Why I am going to fuck 001 up.
YOU HEAR THAT @001?!?!
YOU ARE DEAD! YOU HEAR ME!!!?? DEAD!!!
@Mousewithamachinegun122 You wouldn't need fighters if you were better at throwing rocks stoopid
Imagine NOT being able to knock a $70 million fighter jet travelling at mach 1.6 out of the air with a 30 gram pebble lmaooooo
@Eggplant Also the apollo guidance computer computed in Metric and converted to imperial to display to the imperial-adjusted crew.
This is because imperial is a godawful system for running calculations quickly and is only relevant when you're dealing with someone (or many someones, such as a manufacturing system) too used to or ingrained in it to quickly or cheaply switch over.
I mean, in their defence the whole idea of a (presumably eastern/made of post-Soviet states) ethnic republic is a pretty touchy subject considering what Russian propaganda likes to go after about "Ukrainian brothers" and whatnot meaning they should get final say on everything in the region.
I'd argue you aren't exactly entirely innocent either, even if you're innocent in intent (which I am going to give the benefit of the doubt and assume).
@Yish42 It's nothing.
@Mousewithamachinegun122 doesn't seem to realize that Quebec is very, very far away from the Pacific coast where this thing is located.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Good.
I consider you a friend, Monarchii, but this is exactly the kind of thing that I do not like about humans.
I don't want to go down that path of feeling sick to my stomach interacting with someone. That's how it went with WritersCrusaders (learning of the thefts felt great, by contrast. Vindicating), and I'd much rather not add to that terrible, terribly long list.
I don't want to come off stuck-up but I felt the best option is to point is the very real and relevant site rules to back up my point.
@Speedhunter HAHAH oh that's rich.
I ain't that stupid. You're not that stupid either.
It is very painfully obvious what you were going for. It is, as far as I can tell, basically your brand anyhow. You don't even grant yourself a reasonable excuse by nature of your online persona.
They are, to my understanding, two men that are acting very, very, very gay.
Now, that wouldn't be the problem if it weren't for how they were doing it. How.
On an airplane forum.
With children on it.
Jokes aside, @MonarchiiwithastolenMG and @SpeedHunter get your fucking heads on straight and behave goddamnit. Nobody needs to see that. I Don't want to see that.
Take it elsewhere so I may be blissfully ignorant as to whatever the hell you two get up to.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Read this on reddit and thought it was funny.
@Yish42 too because why not it's from your province.
"I once watched a tank driven by a likely drunk Quebecois drive straight through a building with people inside while blasting Painkiller.
We couldn't go on joint patrols with the Canucks, because that meant the request had to go back to SOTF-S, up to CJSOTF-A, then over to ISAF, down through all of the Canadians' abbreviations and acronyms, then back up and down the other way, and CJSOTF didn't feel like bothering with all that so we never got joint patrols with the Canadian tankers.
Nobody said anything about QRF, though.
No shit, there I was, Panjwai, 2011. We had been pinned down in a drainage ditch by machine gun fire from a farmhouse, a sentence which describes a sizeable portion of my time in Afghanistan. We radioed for ordnance, higher said no. Someone would have to get rid of the machine guns the old-fashioned way, but as one of us had already been hit we figured it'd best be someone they weren't already shooting at. So we called for QRF.
About a minute later our senior Echo said QRF was ten minutes out. I had no idea who was responding because I did not have a funny green hat which meant I had the luxury of not being in charge. What I did know was that someone nearby was playing Judas Priest and it was getting louder.
Couldn't be the Stryker company, I thought. Their First Sergeant would never let them do fun things like listen to Judas Priest, or leave the wire. Stingy prick. It was then that the music got extremely loud, the machine guns got extremely quiet, and the farmhouse suddenly became a large cloud of dirt with a Leopard 2 in front of it.
The platoon commander explained that his first thought was to shoot at the building, but we were too close and he didn't want to hit us, for which I was rather grateful. He also didn't want to maneuver around to our side of the building, as that might motivate the Taliban forces inside to fire off an RPG which would make his day a lot longer than he wanted it to be. The solution, then, was obvious:
Traverse the turret to six o'clock to avoid bending the gun tube, put the pedal (or whatever a tank's got, I don't know, I was an intel weenie) to the metal, and full fuckin' send it.
And send it he did. Surprisingly, nobody died, and we had about seven EPW to take care of. I say he was likely drunk because their platoon commander liked a finger of whiskey now and again, in that he
Ah,
Well, in UTC it isn't April 1st yet.
And I'm betting most of this website's userbase is probably American.
So... yeah. Perhaps could've been done a little better.
@Monarchii I just realized this thing is copyright infringement!
+2Graingy's lawyers will have their head!
EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS SHITE!
NOW!!!
+2Yes
+2That was practically my catchphrase some time ago (not on the site, just in general.)
@Majakalona So you're saying that @Yish42 is a dirty liar?
+2I shoulda known-!
I am looking respectfully
+2Top 10 women I see:
+210: Your mother.
9: Your mother.
8: Your mother.
7: Your mother.
6: Your mother.
5: Your mother.
4: Your mother.
3: Your mother.
2: Your mother.
Honourable mention: Your mother.
1: Your mother.
Not at my Mac.
+2Besides, the performance cost looks a tad high
@Majakalona You're thinking of a Gatling-style gun, yes.
+2A machine gun is, to my knowledge, basically any self-repeating firearm that can be fed ammunition in some manner, whether by belt, magazine, or hopper.
Isn't that a rat?
+2"Sorry Dimitri, you are the last flare"
+2-NCD, 2024
AO3 author moment
+2@Rjenteissussy No I'm Grain Guy
+2Glock in my rari
+2Simple: Don't use glass, just put the camera inside a block.
+2Or something.
Idk
@TheMouse When they first commented I clicked their account and saw a minute ago.
+2They could be in this very room!
They could be me!
They could be you!
They could even be-!
@TheMouse No wait being real for a sec I genuinely have no idea who this user is lmfao
+2Also, The Mouse is Disney's nickname, no?
+2Don't speak that name, essentially.
+2This whole thing is best left forgotten, minus the lessons to be learned.
What are eclipses like?
+2Mars moons are tiny so we don't really get them. Transits at most.
@SlavicUnionist Meet the planes.
+2@HanakoSan @Speedhunter @Mousewithamachinegun122 *Daev
+2You're like that old lady who wanted to be arrested once in her life.
+2@ReinMcDeer Sci-fi UFO whirring
+2Already made a PSA post.
+2Report them. Endlessly.
Update: Two images.
+2I wish there was a way to report without having to click the damn thing.
The literal OG version has this prop iirc. So old it has fixed lading gear and is made of blocks, like the one in the flight tutorials just with this engine.
+2The biggest concern I'd have over legality is your age.
This is a new level of low-effort.
+2Front page top of the Month.
It's... I-It's coming! The F- The- Th- The Fole is-
+2...
The Fole is coming...
@TheUltimatePlaneLover In case it's not clear from the text, Graingy is a neutral party.
+2It really is best that we don't show up at the sandbox because as soon as we get a scrape Dad (Soia) is gonna show up and commit multiple acts of abuse against children and we won't be allowed to play with you ever again :(
So instead we'll just sell you rocks to throw at each other.
Just as Addoick and Shoet intended!
Freddy Fazbear
+2Kid named tilted ground:
+2"I'm also an Apex predator!"
+2@jamesPLANESii One of the (XshitpostsX) Craft of all time.
+2@Mousewithamachinegun122 Nothing can be as effective as the butter I spread on myself, right?
+2@LM0418 (There's like three platinum users all with red and black text pfps. The joke is that they'll all the same user and that there's only one account fitting that description. It's RCP)
+2@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 That wasn't an attempt to rickroll.
+2It's so you know why.
Why I am going to fuck 001 up.
YOU HEAR THAT @001?!?!
YOU ARE DEAD!
YOU HEAR ME!!!??
DEAD!!!
@Mousewithamachinegun122 Graingy No. 1!!!
+2GRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGR!!!!!!!!! ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️
I am not in any way tied to Arkansas, which does not exist.
+2@Mousewithamachinegun122 You wouldn't need fighters if you were better at throwing rocks stoopid
+2Imagine NOT being able to knock a $70 million fighter jet travelling at mach 1.6 out of the air with a 30 gram pebble lmaooooo
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG That's... not very insightful.
+2Is this like KSP ore where it can be made into rocket fuel no matter what?
@Eggplant Also the apollo guidance computer computed in Metric and converted to imperial to display to the imperial-adjusted crew.
+2This is because imperial is a godawful system for running calculations quickly and is only relevant when you're dealing with someone (or many someones, such as a manufacturing system) too used to or ingrained in it to quickly or cheaply switch over.
I mean, in their defence the whole idea of a (presumably eastern/made of post-Soviet states) ethnic republic is a pretty touchy subject considering what Russian propaganda likes to go after about "Ukrainian brothers" and whatnot meaning they should get final say on everything in the region.
+2I'd argue you aren't exactly entirely innocent either, even if you're innocent in intent (which I am going to give the benefit of the doubt and assume).
@Yish42 It's nothing.
+2@Mousewithamachinegun122 doesn't seem to realize that Quebec is very, very far away from the Pacific coast where this thing is located.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Good.
+2I consider you a friend, Monarchii, but this is exactly the kind of thing that I do not like about humans.
I don't want to go down that path of feeling sick to my stomach interacting with someone. That's how it went with WritersCrusaders (learning of the thefts felt great, by contrast. Vindicating), and I'd much rather not add to that terrible, terribly long list.
I don't want to come off stuck-up but I felt the best option is to point is the very real and relevant site rules to back up my point.
@Speedhunter HAHAH oh that's rich.
+2I ain't that stupid. You're not that stupid either.
It is very painfully obvious what you were going for. It is, as far as I can tell, basically your brand anyhow. You don't even grant yourself a reasonable excuse by nature of your online persona.
They are, to my understanding, two men that are acting very, very, very gay.
+2Now, that wouldn't be the problem if it weren't for how they were doing it.
How.
On an airplane forum.
With children on it.
Jokes aside, @MonarchiiwithastolenMG and @SpeedHunter get your fucking heads on straight and behave goddamnit. Nobody needs to see that.
I Don't want to see that.
Take it elsewhere so I may be blissfully ignorant as to whatever the hell you two get up to.
...
+2I am... ideologically required to administer considerable bonking power. I take great pride in this conviction. Come here you hosers.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Read this on reddit and thought it was funny.
@Yish42 too because why not it's from your province.
"I once watched a tank driven by a likely drunk Quebecois drive straight through a building with people inside while blasting Painkiller.
We couldn't go on joint patrols with the Canucks, because that meant the request had to go back to SOTF-S, up to CJSOTF-A, then over to ISAF, down through all of the Canadians' abbreviations and acronyms, then back up and down the other way, and CJSOTF didn't feel like bothering with all that so we never got joint patrols with the Canadian tankers.
Nobody said anything about QRF, though.
No shit, there I was, Panjwai, 2011. We had been pinned down in a drainage ditch by machine gun fire from a farmhouse, a sentence which describes a sizeable portion of my time in Afghanistan. We radioed for ordnance, higher said no. Someone would have to get rid of the machine guns the old-fashioned way, but as one of us had already been hit we figured it'd best be someone they weren't already shooting at. So we called for QRF.
About a minute later our senior Echo said QRF was ten minutes out. I had no idea who was responding because I did not have a funny green hat which meant I had the luxury of not being in charge. What I did know was that someone nearby was playing Judas Priest and it was getting louder.
Couldn't be the Stryker company, I thought. Their First Sergeant would never let them do fun things like listen to Judas Priest, or leave the wire. Stingy prick. It was then that the music got extremely loud, the machine guns got extremely quiet, and the farmhouse suddenly became a large cloud of dirt with a Leopard 2 in front of it.
The platoon commander explained that his first thought was to shoot at the building, but we were too close and he didn't want to hit us, for which I was rather grateful. He also didn't want to maneuver around to our side of the building, as that might motivate the Taliban forces inside to fire off an RPG which would make his day a lot longer than he wanted it to be. The solution, then, was obvious:
Traverse the turret to six o'clock to avoid bending the gun tube, put the pedal (or whatever a tank's got, I don't know, I was an intel weenie) to the metal, and full fuckin' send it.
And send it he did. Surprisingly, nobody died, and we had about seven EPW to take care of. I say he was likely drunk because their platoon commander liked a finger of whiskey now and again, in that he
+2Ah,
+2Well, in UTC it isn't April 1st yet.
And I'm betting most of this website's userbase is probably American.
So... yeah. Perhaps could've been done a little better.
The notification is addressed to your original username.
+2