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Simple pants

28.8k TheMouse  27 days ago
14 downloads

Wear them, or you will be banned from simple planes. (Cite the first rule, “ No sexually suggestive content”. You must wear pants.) I also wear a pair of pants that are similar to these.

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General Characteristics

  • Successors 2 airplane(s) +56 bonus
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 3.4ft (1.0m)
  • Length 2.5ft (0.8m)
  • Height 6.2ft (1.9m)
  • Empty Weight 184lbs (83kg)
  • Loaded Weight 184lbs (83kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 1485

Parts

  • Number of Parts 6
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 17
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    Hunny where are my pants

    Pinned 27 days ago
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    50.6k Monarchii

    review : 5.5/5 stars; no pants can rival this, the quality.. the robustness.. the... MENACING AURA YOU HAVE WHILE WEARING IT, unparalled; the green stands out from the crowd and made me get some dozens of state-approved maidens, the robustness made it tank a Ford F150 that crashed into me, the driver did not survive the pants; the aura... i brought down the thunder BAYBEE!!! worth the 100.000.000 krillion jollars price tag.

    Pinned 27 days ago
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    Top tier sheitepost of the year award

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    Simplepants, the grand question is; can they fly an A-40C?

    +1 10 days ago
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    If a pants exists, a shirt would too.
    and a host that would wear it.

    +1 24 days ago
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    21 upvotes, only two people downloaded it, that shows how people are these days.

    +1 25 days ago
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    This is what the Roblox noob wears

    27 days ago
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    23.1k Graingy

    @Speedhunter Guilty as charged, comrade.

    +1 27 days ago
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    82.1k ReinMcDeer

    The Fresno Nightcrawler

    +2 27 days ago
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    That ain't pants
    Thats a half body among us

    +2 27 days ago
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    28.8k TheMouse

    @Speedhunter
    I see. Simplepasta coming soon.

    +1 27 days ago
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    33.6k Speedhunter

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 The pasta is most likely Italian

    +1 27 days ago
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    33.6k Speedhunter

    @Graingy Wait you are red huh~?

    +1 27 days ago
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    23.1k Graingy

    @Speedhunter

    MOTHERFU-

    +1 27 days ago
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    28.8k TheMouse

    @Speedhunter

    OH NO! WHO IS THE PASTA?

    +1 27 days ago
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    33.6k Speedhunter

    Wait no ... This is the remains of Green after Red sliced him in half

    *Calls Emergency Meeting*

    It was red I saw it

    +1 27 days ago
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    33.6k Speedhunter

    Green Sus

    +1 27 days ago
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    8,617 Christiant2

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 Good reason validated

    +1 27 days ago
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    28.8k TheMouse

    @Christiant2
    Because Graingy said that I did not wear pants. And I proved him wrong

    27 days ago
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    8,617 Christiant2

    Why did you do this?

    27 days ago
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    @Mousewithamachinegun122 that's why you can never outsmart a Sicilian 😂😂😂😂😮😵

    +2 27 days ago
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    Amogus

    27 days ago
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    50.6k Monarchii

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 huh, poggers

    27 days ago
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    10.7k BYardley

    What????? Why????

    +1 27 days ago
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    28.8k TheMouse

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG
    It was from the princess bride. (Not my favorite movie, but my sister loved it, so I ended up watching it quite a bit more than my fair share)
    And your obsession with saying it is quite hilarious.

    +1 27 days ago
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