45.0k Graingy Comments

  • F-19 Vulture 7 months ago

    This is gonna look great in five years when you're a grizzled Mod who hasn't posted in ages.

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  • New Moderator 7 months ago

    Congrats to them, though I get the feeling they are suddenly going to be a lot less welcome in general. Nobody wants to hang out with a cop, after all.

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  • Graingy Survey: What's the Largest Thing You Can Fit in Your Mouth? 8 months ago

    @Eagleman101SP pics or it didn't happen

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  • T-2E Executioner 8 months ago

    Edgy tank
    Literally
    Looks very unpleasant to step on

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  • I'm different... 9 months ago

    65% more bullet per bullet!

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  • Jupiter 9 months ago

    A bit lumpy lol but still pretty neat.
    I've heard that Jupiter looks wonderful from its moons. Never been to one myself, but I hope to go someday.

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  • XPelican180 11 months ago

    🏏 Don't make me use it.

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  • Ct-141 Super Heavy Tank 1.1 years ago

    When someone tickles your neck:

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  • Am I the only one seeing more and more political things in SP? 1.1 years ago

    Link?
    I haven't seen such things, aside from complaints about Indonesian government censorship.

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  • Motivational words that I made to make the SP Community feel better! 1.2 years ago

    Previously known as DJRianGamer004, DJRianGamerUwU, Airbusfan12345, Amogusisded, DJAerospace001, DJRianGameriscool, AnimeGirlLover2010, AnimeGirlLover2009, AirbusA321XLR, HololiveFan, HololiveFan2009, HoshimachiSuiseiMyBeloved, TupolevTU144Charger, DJAirlines, AtlasAir747MyBeloved, A330neoISGOATED


    Have you changed your ways?

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  • SIMPLE TOILET 1.2 years ago

    @Senkopilot You wouldn't believe what I have in my clipboard!
    Ahem
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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  • ...WRIGHT FLYER... 1.3 years ago

    At the beginning of the day things were all Wright, but when the wind picked up things quickly went left.

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  • [PEA] Pea 1.4 years ago

    Hmmmm

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  • I feel like I need another person to be on my friends list.... 1.4 years ago

    Try chewing on a fork in a public place.
    It attracts snakes.
    Source: me

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  • community updates? 1.4 years ago

    @Jundroo They sent Andrew to Siberia 💀
    Straight to the Julag with him

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  • Tesla Cybertruck TURBO diesel 1.4 years ago

    "No, This Isn't How You're Supposed to Play the Game!"

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  • Playable Cookie Clicker 1.5 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming “Breaking News: the highly anticipated video game GTA VI, sequel to immensely successful GTA V, has been leaked in the form of a free-download recreation on flight physics simulator SimplePlanes. Police are still trying to get the programmer down from the ceiling with a broom, but they remain too highly buoyant and floaty to do so as of yet.”

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  • New Tag: German Corsair 1.5 years ago

    Waitwaitwait you can make tags?!
    I don't see how this could go wrong!

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  • uter 4gnt 1.6 years ago

    Looks like a swastika.
    Granted, not the Nazi one, but it's not always obvious.

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  • Simple Mig 1.6 years ago

    Amazing how something like this would be child's play today due to all the builder improvements

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  • Water Tank Tank 1.6 years ago

    No stop this is too funny I demand you cease this tomfoolery right this instant!

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  • Airbus 1.6 years ago

    oh no
    YOUR MAJESTY ANOTHER BUS IS COMING!

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  • Can people stop tagging me on builds purely if I upvote a teaser 1.7 years ago

    God, this!
    Like boi I upvoted the teaser cuz it looks neat or something not because I actually want to, or am realistically able to, play it!

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  • [Teaser] Testing is going surprisingly well 1.8 years ago

    Ehh just slap some more ducttape on and fill the holes with bubble gum and it'll be good to go

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  • Minecraft Jungle Krakabloa 2.1 years ago

    Never would have guessed that SimplePlanes would have the video game industry's biggest melons...

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  • Free to use - wobble camera 2.1 years ago

    does it do the sploingy loingy?
    the sprongly? the sprwiggle?

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  • Advanced Antigravity Engine Cluster 2.3 years ago

    but seriously, like, why the anime girl? Genuinely curious. Attention grabber? A personal interest? Is the engine's designed based off something sharing a point of origin with the image?

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  • The Juno: New Origins Career Mode update is now available for mobile 2.4 years ago

    @JustWingIt While I'm not too familiar with Juno, considering how honestly poor the SimplePlanes physics model is, I HIGHLY doubt that these games are even remotely compatible.

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  • A-10 CIWS 3.0 years ago

    r/Noncredibledefence is in shambles right now

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  • Jurassic Park Deleted Scene 4.5 years ago

    the video quality makes it 3x as good

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  • XFWB-DCLXVI ''World Ender'' 4.9 years ago

    It looks like something jeb would come up with if he was a weapons designer instead of an astronaut

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  • Anime Girls 8 days ago

    Because a lot of people here and on such other games are terminally online and perhaps don't deal with feelings of loneliness in the most healthy manner.
    I'm no psychologist, but to spend a lot of time here you need to be, well, not exactly normal, so probably don't go through the typical life path that otherwise addresses ("addresses") the issues leading to such obsessions.
    Now, it should be clarified that the extent of this can vary.
    A female character in an anime style is one thing, but inserting them continuously and to an unreasonable extent (e.g. an entire military force consisting of conventionally attractive 20-something or younger girls) definitely tells me this isn't a case of statistical probability of female combatants.
    Obviously anthropomorphizing machines and other things like this demonstrates this undeniably. Admit it, you want to date (or worse) the machine/nation state/concept because you are horrifically, horrifically starved of the affection of others. Or, rather, can't just put up with not having certain relationships in a way that doesn't show.
    So instead the world ends up with nonsensical crosses of interests and attractions.
    Like tanks? Like girls?
    Boom. Tank girls.
    Like, not even vaguely feminine sentient war machines, no, things specifically tailored to fulfill the "girl" part of this and all that implies.
    And the world is no better of for them.

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  • Ghost of Kyiv 20 days ago

    Another one!

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  • Only Indonesia Allowed In This Forum! 21 days ago

    @Monarchii Your kind is conversing.

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  • i am THEROCKMAN1 23 days ago

    This town ain't big enough for the both of us, partner.

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  • Usual occurrence in Simpleplanes: 25 days ago

    Amen.

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  • YarisSedan? 28 days ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Another one bites the dust!

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  • SimplePlanes 2 | Environments Part 1 one month ago

    Believe it or not, the trees in this gif are a flat image with some shader trickery!

    So... we could get Super Mario 64 trees? Sick.

    The river does seem a bit too steep ("bit"), but I reckon it's probably too late for that. And intentional, of course.
    I assume the rivers are functional, and things float. Do they have currents? Or does the slope cause things to flow downhill?

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  • I am a freshman now!! one month ago

    @SchmooveBrain Your highschool experiences sound like they’d be very profitable for the psychiatric industry.

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  • Why is F$g name banned here? one month ago

    1: Different word.
    2: This isn't the UK.

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  • I'm now 18 one month ago

    You can be tried as an adult.
    Just kidding, you won't get a trial.

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  • Is this thing on...? 2 months ago

    @SupremeDorian The Style HTML attribute is a pathway to many visuals some consider to be... unnatural.

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  • Let's Discuss Part Mirroring 2 months ago

    @jamesPLANESii

    Also the ability to select parts so that they can't be autoconnected to would be super useful too.

    YES.
    The WASD rotation needs a touch up. It's convenient in theory, but as it currently works you can't actually use it without majorly messing up your connections.

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  • [PINNED] Useful Links 2 months ago

    Hey can you add a list of good restaurants on Krakabloa?

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  • I'm comeback to SimplePlanes.com!! 2 months ago

    Why is your font so weird

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  • So I just made a calculator for SimplePlanes artillery... 2 months ago

    How many crayons of labour did this take?

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  • super wings military osprey with cannons 2 3 months ago

    You know how many aircraft become known as Widow-Makers because they crash a lot?
    This one gets that reputation from springlock failures.

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  • [PEA] Boeing F47 60 parts Unarmed 3 months ago

    @Erionh "Children's" is a tad demeaning, no?

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  • [PEA] Boeing F47 60 parts Unarmed 3 months ago

    The narcissism jet.

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  • Stolen builds? 4 months ago

    Haha as if anyone would want to steal something I've made

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