51.1k Graingy Comments

  • P-51D-30 Mustang one month ago

    If you read this you're

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  • Advanced combat capable Saddam Hussein one month ago

    @SuperSuperTheSylph Okay, so, um, I figured it out.
    Turns out it's an ancient incantation that makes your enemies' colons explode. And then catch fire. And then spray pineapple juice everywhere.
    Certainly killed the mood at the party...

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  • Advanced combat capable Saddam Hussein one month ago

    Yes yes that's all well and good

    Yes. (Ancient Mongolian grill (foreskin elevator))

    What the

    HELL

    does this mean!?

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  • Autonomobile 8000 3 months ago

    @crazyplaness Hate to bother old chap, but I'm afraid there is this here doohickey in need of a test pilot, and you look vaguely biodegradable enough to feed into the mechanisms. Care to take it for a spin?

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  • goin to sleepaway camp 3 months ago

    You are going to get eaten by the moss man

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  • Math test paper challenge. 3 months ago

    With or without calculator?

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  • SimplePlanes Content Crisis (Part Two) 3 months ago

    I raced a bathtub, I’ve done my part.

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  • Panorama Hotel 4 months ago

    oh hey that's that album cover

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  • J - 8B 4 months ago

    Haha this game's name is a bloody lie

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  • Only Indonesia Allowed In This Forum! 5 months ago

    @Monarchii Your kind is conversing.

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  • Jundro add a sound effect part please! 6 months ago

    I feel like that could go wrong.
    You can often see inappropriate content from thumbnails, but sound would require actually downloading. That'd be much harder to moderate.
    No doubt, I'd like the idea, but actually implementing without finding out the vehicle loudly announces its name to be Ambatukam would be tricky

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  • Crown of Doom Judging under way 6 months ago

    Seems like an odd thing to penalize.

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  • SimplePlanes's Physic Engine Is Abysmal 6 months ago

    Welcome to SP lol.
    I will be kinda ticked off if they improve nothing for SP2.

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  • Lockheed Flatbeed 6 months ago

    Aerodynamics are a scam by the government.

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  • What exactly is "Test Pitch" and "Test Roll" and "Test Yaw"? 6 months ago

    A seemingly primordial feature that causes the yaw to boogie when toggling music.

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  • [PINNED] Useful Links 7 months ago

    Hey can you add a list of good restaurants on Krakabloa?

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  • Moveable Blocks 7 months ago

    I like your funny words, magic man.

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  • Variants 8 months ago

    I’m a tumour I’m a tumour, I’m a tumour I’m a tumour, I’m a tumour I’m a tumour, I’m a tumour.

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  • girl 8 months ago

    That is lordosis

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  • Im done 8 months ago

    🎵Another one bites the dust!🎵

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  • im officially enrolled in pilot school 8 months ago

    Good luck

    Don’t stand near a bomb

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  • Question about 3D Printing 9 months ago

    You can have your very own Andrew Garrison

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  • Where have I been lately 9 months ago

    Traitor.

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  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 9 months ago

    Suggestion:

    Whatever map arrangement SP2 may have, could I suggest some more compact areas? It’d be need to have, say, an empty building (just a simple floor plan) and having to construct some sort of rover to explore it.

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  • Question To Moderators & Developers + Rants 10 months ago

    bollocks

    tit-arse wanker

    You're approaching Britical mass

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  • It seems like there are no rules about face reveals 10 months ago

    @Axartar Yeah crazy how they look exactly like a biplane against a green background.
    I feel bad for their mother.

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  • Let's rename SimplePlanes 2 10 months ago

    I think a big part of why I dislike J:NO (that is, it's name) is because it takes itself too seriously.
    A game like SimplePlanes (and its successor) cannot, or rather should not be marketed in a manner that tries to play it off as a serious faced game. It is by its very nature an absolute circus of a vehicle sim and that's why it's so great.

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  • F-19 Vulture one year ago

    This is gonna look great in five years when you're a grizzled Mod who hasn't posted in ages.

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  • New Moderator one year ago

    Congrats to them, though I get the feeling they are suddenly going to be a lot less welcome in general. Nobody wants to hang out with a cop, after all.

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  • Graingy Survey: What's the Largest Thing You Can Fit in Your Mouth? 1.1 years ago

    @Eagleman101SP pics or it didn't happen

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  • T-2E Executioner 1.1 years ago

    Edgy tank
    Literally
    Looks very unpleasant to step on

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  • I'm different... 1.2 years ago

    65% more bullet per bullet!

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  • Jupiter 1.2 years ago

    A bit lumpy lol but still pretty neat.
    I've heard that Jupiter looks wonderful from its moons. Never been to one myself, but I hope to go someday.

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  • XPelican180 1.4 years ago

    Disgusting

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  • XPelican180 1.4 years ago

    🏏 Don't make me use it.

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  • Ct-141 Super Heavy Tank 1.5 years ago

    When someone tickles your neck:

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  • Am I the only one seeing more and more political things in SP? 1.5 years ago

    Link?
    I haven't seen such things, aside from complaints about Indonesian government censorship.

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  • Motivational words that I made to make the SP Community feel better! 1.6 years ago

    Previously known as DJRianGamer004, DJRianGamerUwU, Airbusfan12345, Amogusisded, DJAerospace001, DJRianGameriscool, AnimeGirlLover2010, AnimeGirlLover2009, AirbusA321XLR, HololiveFan, HololiveFan2009, HoshimachiSuiseiMyBeloved, TupolevTU144Charger, DJAirlines, AtlasAir747MyBeloved, A330neoISGOATED


    Have you changed your ways?

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  • SIMPLE TOILET 1.6 years ago

    @Senkopilot You wouldn't believe what I have in my clipboard!
    Ahem
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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  • ...WRIGHT FLYER... 1.7 years ago

    At the beginning of the day things were all Wright, but when the wind picked up things quickly went left.

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  • Same as always. 1.8 years ago

    Hmmmm

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  • I feel like I need another person to be on my friends list.... 1.8 years ago

    Try chewing on a fork in a public place.
    It attracts snakes.
    Source: me

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  • community updates? 1.8 years ago

    @Jundroo They sent Andrew to Siberia 💀
    Straight to the Julag with him

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  • Tesla Cybertruck TURBO diesel 1.8 years ago

    "No, This Isn't How You're Supposed to Play the Game!"

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  • Playable Cookie Clicker 1.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming “Breaking News: the highly anticipated video game GTA VI, sequel to immensely successful GTA V, has been leaked in the form of a free-download recreation on flight physics simulator SimplePlanes. Police are still trying to get the programmer down from the ceiling with a broom, but they remain too highly buoyant and floaty to do so as of yet.”

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  • New Tag: German Corsair 1.9 years ago

    Waitwaitwait you can make tags?!
    I don't see how this could go wrong!

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  • uter 4gnt 2.0 years ago

    Looks like a swastika.
    Granted, not the Nazi one, but it's not always obvious.

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  • Simple Mig 2.0 years ago

    Amazing how something like this would be child's play today due to all the builder improvements

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  • Water Tank Tank 2.0 years ago

    No stop this is too funny I demand you cease this tomfoolery right this instant!

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