This is why I could never be a mod. I'd be like "You literally asked for this."
This is such a great post.
This moderator discovered a weird trick to prevent hair loss
Give them to me and you will come to no harm.
That guy posted as a joke. Funny jokes will get upvotes, but they won't teach you how to build better stuff. This game is littered with gold and platinum users that absolutely suck at building. They posted a few lucky memes and got some attention, but now they run around crying about how no one upvotes their stuff anymore because they never bothered to learn anything.
Don't worry about it. Just focus on learning how to build the stuff you want to play with. Make the truck/plane/boat/cheeseburger/etc. that you can enjoy playing with.
@Phoza This dude is gonna be a monster as he gets the hang of building stuff on here.
You can tell it's communist because the guy in the back is pointing a gun at the guy doing all the work.
Usually the voices of youtubers make me want to smash my phone with a hammer. But this guy wasn't annoying.
Because thr cars aren't made of hundreds of indivual pieces that can fly apart in a split second?
My name is 104 and I approve this upload.
I've seen one of these in real life. Ugly, but very intimidating. A true speed demon, nice work.
I guess you could call me an aspiring villain.
As with everything else you do on here, the results were worth waiting for. Don't be too hard on yourself, I hope you are feeling better.
Your attempts at getting attention are already beginning to backfire. I recommend you reevaluate your situation before you are heaped with more social setbacks. I understand you need an outlet for your feeling and that you've lost some friends but you will have to be patient, perhaps you can join additional social networks that may be more suitable to your needs.
Left your F-22 out in the rain and it got all soggy, huh? You'd better hang that thing up in the furnace room and hope it gets dry before mom comes home or she's gonna be pissed.
You've got it all wrong.
It's music, an artform. It's not a contest. It's not professional sports! I can play you a death metal album so complicated that only a few living people on Earth could ever perform it live, but I guarantee you won't enjoy it as much as a Kinks song that only uses power chords. Trying to quantify music by its complexity completely removes it from its emotional impact, its social context, and utterly guts the fun from it. It's like eating a hamburger and complaining that the cook didn't pay close enough attention to the geometric arrangement of sesame seeds on the bun.
No wings, no machineguns, too many wheels in the landing gear, no discernable propeller, too many seats, not nearly enough horsepower. I am almost certain that the 8th Airforce would be out of luck if they were issued this aircraft to defend its bombers from the predation of the Luftwaffe.
SP needs your support a lot more than some jerk who gets paid a bazillion dollars to pander to children and play videogames badly.
The years between 15 and 21 are two edged. On the one hand, you are at the peak of your health: every physical thing you do is at its easiest, even wounds heal faster and you are somewhat resistant to damage. People you know are attractive and fun: because of school you are literally surrounded by people your own age, this may seem like no big deal but it is, never again will it be so easy to make friends and romantic partners. Life isn't hard yet: some teenagers have to pay bills, support their family and work full time jobs but chances are that you don't, life hasn't beat the crap out of you yet and there is much to look forward to in terms of ambition.
On the other hand you begin to see yourself as an adult despite having zero experience with the real world. You haven't yet realized that opinions (and your opinion in particular) are almost totally worthless. Many (most?) teenagers are extremely self absorbed, spending tremendous amounts of time cultivating a look or persona and very little time observing the cause and effect of other peoples lives. Worse yet, other people will assume you are selfish and shallow, even if that is not the case.
Every year has its challenges, the key is identifying opportunies and taking advantage of them.
(posts a Stuka)
THEY BETTER ADD A FREAKING CANNON!!!
Can't fly, no landing gear, very slow. 1 out of 5 stars
My guess is that it's a near certainty, but only because you haven't defined the specs of the hardware involved. There are some mighty slow PC's out there and some mighty powerful mobile hardware. At what point the two intersect is a matter of research and debate.
A long time ago, on a computer that is now in a trash heap far, far away I decided to recreate the pyramid temple of Chichen Itza in Minecraft. It was glorious. 1:1 scale, intricate semi-precious stone inlays, interdimensional portal. Did I mention that I built it a hundred feet in the air and used lava to illuminate it? Glorious.
At least, it should've been. I didn't plan out my project very well. I only set aside enough raw materials to make the outside walls and the floating floor it sat on. Once the walls were complete, the whole interior was infested with mobs and I had an exponentially larger amount of stone to mine. At first I tried to fix things quickly by dumping layers of lava and then water, but that just made huge blobs of fire, water and stone scattered about. In the end I just gave up and the pyramid sat there in the sky, bright as a Las Vegas casino, dumping lava and water, laughing at me.
That's kind of how a lot of creations on here are. Cool ideas that get turned into gigantic flying messes that look pretty but are basically junk because people didn't think beyond the surface.
@Texasfam04 Gosh, it's almost like upvotes don't matter and people should just build whatever they want! /s
Whenever I see a really shameless rip-off, I ignore the rip-off upload and follow the successor trail all the way back to upvote the original purely out of spite.
To be fair, that is already a thing because too many people fail to test their uploads. /s
Like it or not, this is the internet. Everyone here will just have to decide for themself what they want to believe. There is no "solid evidence" and there most likely won't be. There are only words and feelings and trust, or a lack thereof.
The events in Korea are tragic, and we are all sad to see young and talented people go to their graves so early.
Whatever happened to Mattangi, it's abundantly clear that he won't be posting on here anymore. That in itself is saddening. But anything beyond this can only be speculation.
@iriaf Who is Bogdanx and what is an Iranian?
How dare you talk about minecraft like that!
Your 57 part xml weapon didn't take the front page by storm, so you got on here and declared that the game is dying. That's a bit self serving, don't you think?
Are you sure that's a Mini? Judging by the fire coming out from the engine compartment and the parts strewn about, I'd say it looks like a Fiat.
The announcement weighs 1.5 tons
When ppl post these, I wanna be like
@denialofservice Hmmmm, an anonymous system by which players can see how popular their creations are? You mean like the download count? We have that.
If unregistered users could vote on stuff, the mods couldn't do anything about it, by definition.
I've said my piece about this. Run some google searches, this isn't the first time somebody's had a wave of inspiration about this stuff. The best way to get upvotes is to step up your game.
You should hide tiny wings and engines in it so that it really flies!
@EliteArsenals24 Nah, that would just mean less people downloading planes. I waited 6 months before starting an account, if it had been mandatory, I just wouldn't have done it at all.