15.9k F104Deathtrap Comments

  • wut? 1.7 years ago

    This is why I could never be a mod. I'd be like "You literally asked for this."

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  • SP’s most detailed post on SP’s most detailed posts post 1.4 years ago

    This is such a great post.

    We should make some posts about it.

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  • My favorite aircraft (Teaser) 1.5 years ago

    This F-15 looks weird.

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  • I’m leaving SimplePlanes 1.7 years ago

    KTHXBYE

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  • My final post 1.4 years ago

    CLICKBAIT CONFIRMED

    This moderator discovered a weird trick to prevent hair loss

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  • What are the points for? 1.5 years ago

    Me. All the points are for me.

    Give them to me and you will come to no harm.

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  • This is Wrong.... 1.7 years ago

    UPVOTES DONT MATTER

    That guy posted as a joke. Funny jokes will get upvotes, but they won't teach you how to build better stuff. This game is littered with gold and platinum users that absolutely suck at building. They posted a few lucky memes and got some attention, but now they run around crying about how no one upvotes their stuff anymore because they never bothered to learn anything.

    Don't worry about it. Just focus on learning how to build the stuff you want to play with. Make the truck/plane/boat/cheeseburger/etc. that you can enjoy playing with.

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  • Tupolev TU-22 M3 1.8 years ago

    @Phoza This dude is gonna be a monster as he gets the hang of building stuff on here.

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  • Communist Pingu helps the war effort 2.0 years ago

    You can tell it's communist because the guy in the back is pointing a gun at the guy doing all the work.

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  • Beastie is back playing SP! 2.0 years ago

    Usually the voices of youtubers make me want to smash my phone with a hammer. But this guy wasn't annoying.

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  • Where is CCCP 1.4 years ago

    Secret police send him to gulag

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  • SP logic. 1.7 years ago

    Wait, so you're saying upvotes don't matter?

    Surprise, surprise.

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  • I was wrong I’m not leaving 1.8 years ago

    Youre right. That was stupid. Posts like that are stupid. People should stop making them.

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  • why cant simpleplanes look this good? 2.0 years ago

    Because thr cars aren't made of hundreds of indivual pieces that can fly apart in a split second?

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  • F-104 Starfighter 1.3 years ago

    My name is 104 and I approve this upload.

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  • Dornier Do 335 Pfeil 1.6 years ago

    I've seen one of these in real life. Ugly, but very intimidating. A true speed demon, nice work.

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  • Check out my gofundme page! 1.6 years ago

    Sorry, intent on global destruction.

    I guess you could call me an aspiring villain.

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  • APOLOGIES 1.7 years ago

    As with everything else you do on here, the results were worth waiting for. Don't be too hard on yourself, I hope you are feeling better.

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  • TELL SOMEONE THEIR VALUE 1.9 years ago

    Your attempts at getting attention are already beginning to backfire. I recommend you reevaluate your situation before you are heaped with more social setbacks. I understand you need an outlet for your feeling and that you've lost some friends but you will have to be patient, perhaps you can join additional social networks that may be more suitable to your needs.

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  • So... paint.net is pretty damn good for designing planes 2.2 years ago

    Left your F-22 out in the rain and it got all soggy, huh? You'd better hang that thing up in the furnace room and hope it gets dry before mom comes home or she's gonna be pissed.

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  • Music Today VS Old Music Rant 8 days ago

    You've got it all wrong.

    It's music, an artform. It's not a contest. It's not professional sports! I can play you a death metal album so complicated that only a few living people on Earth could ever perform it live, but I guarantee you won't enjoy it as much as a Kinks song that only uses power chords. Trying to quantify music by its complexity completely removes it from its emotional impact, its social context, and utterly guts the fun from it. It's like eating a hamburger and complaining that the cook didn't pay close enough attention to the geometric arrangement of sesame seeds on the bun.

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  • Mustang GT 1.4 years ago

    No wings, no machineguns, too many wheels in the landing gear, no discernable propeller, too many seats, not nearly enough horsepower. I am almost certain that the 8th Airforce would be out of luck if they were issued this aircraft to defend its bombers from the predation of the Luftwaffe.

    Sweet interior.

    1/5 stars

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  • Subscribe to PewDiePie 1.4 years ago

    HOW ABOUT YOU GO TELL HIM TO PLAY SIMPLE PLANES INSTEAD OF BOTHERING US HERE?

    SP needs your support a lot more than some jerk who gets paid a bazillion dollars to pander to children and play videogames badly.

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  • Cringy teenage rant on Christmas 1.4 years ago

    The years between 15 and 21 are two edged. On the one hand, you are at the peak of your health: every physical thing you do is at its easiest, even wounds heal faster and you are somewhat resistant to damage. People you know are attractive and fun: because of school you are literally surrounded by people your own age, this may seem like no big deal but it is, never again will it be so easy to make friends and romantic partners. Life isn't hard yet: some teenagers have to pay bills, support their family and work full time jobs but chances are that you don't, life hasn't beat the crap out of you yet and there is much to look forward to in terms of ambition.

    On the other hand you begin to see yourself as an adult despite having zero experience with the real world. You haven't yet realized that opinions (and your opinion in particular) are almost totally worthless. Many (most?) teenagers are extremely self absorbed, spending tremendous amounts of time cultivating a look or persona and very little time observing the cause and effect of other peoples lives. Worse yet, other people will assume you are selfish and shallow, even if that is not the case.

    Every year has its challenges, the key is identifying opportunies and taking advantage of them.

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  • My First CHALLENGE For Everyone! 1.5 years ago

    RAF CHALLENGE

    (posts a Stuka)
    Sounds legit.

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  • My Guesses for SP 1.8 1.6 years ago

    A CANNON!

    THEY BETTER ADD A FREAKING CANNON!!!
    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

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  • BB-63 Missouri 1.6 years ago

    Worst airplane ever

    Can't fly, no landing gear, very slow. 1 out of 5 stars

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  • Is it possible for an Android version of SP to have graphics of the PC version of SP? 1.7 years ago

    My guess is that it's a near certainty, but only because you haven't defined the specs of the hardware involved. There are some mighty slow PC's out there and some mighty powerful mobile hardware. At what point the two intersect is a matter of research and debate.

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  • Functionality, Good Looks And How To Get In The Good Books 1.7 years ago

    A long time ago, on a computer that is now in a trash heap far, far away I decided to recreate the pyramid temple of Chichen Itza in Minecraft. It was glorious. 1:1 scale, intricate semi-precious stone inlays, interdimensional portal. Did I mention that I built it a hundred feet in the air and used lava to illuminate it? Glorious.

    At least, it should've been. I didn't plan out my project very well. I only set aside enough raw materials to make the outside walls and the floating floor it sat on. Once the walls were complete, the whole interior was infested with mobs and I had an exponentially larger amount of stone to mine. At first I tried to fix things quickly by dumping layers of lava and then water, but that just made huge blobs of fire, water and stone scattered about. In the end I just gave up and the pyramid sat there in the sky, bright as a Las Vegas casino, dumping lava and water, laughing at me.

    That's kind of how a lot of creations on here are. Cool ideas that get turned into gigantic flying messes that look pretty but are basically junk because people didn't think beyond the surface.

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  • Uh-Oh?! 1.7 years ago

    We'll survive, somehow.

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  • I literally deleted one of my best planes for a stupid reason 1.8 years ago

    @Texasfam04 Gosh, it's almost like upvotes don't matter and people should just build whatever they want! /s

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  • When People Upvote Your Oldest Plane 1.8 years ago

    Whenever I see a really shameless rip-off, I ignore the rip-off upload and follow the successor trail all the way back to upvote the original purely out of spite.

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  • Update idea 2.0 years ago

    To be fair, that is already a thing because too many people fail to test their uploads. /s

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  • 1974 Dodge Monaco-Blues Mobile 2.0 years ago

    On a mission from God

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  • @Mattangi is a LIAR 2.1 years ago

    Like it or not, this is the internet. Everyone here will just have to decide for themself what they want to believe. There is no "solid evidence" and there most likely won't be. There are only words and feelings and trust, or a lack thereof.

    The events in Korea are tragic, and we are all sad to see young and talented people go to their graves so early.

    Whatever happened to Mattangi, it's abundantly clear that he won't be posting on here anymore. That in itself is saddening. But anything beyond this can only be speculation.

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  • This is why I called myself AN2Felllla [Teaser!] 1.4 years ago

    [COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES]

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  • AV-8B II 1.4 years ago

    @iriaf Who is Bogdanx and what is an Iranian?

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  • This whole “SimplePlanes is dead” must stop! 1.5 years ago

    How dare you talk about minecraft like that!

    +5
  • You know the community is dying when... 1.5 years ago

    Was this really necessary?

    Your 57 part xml weapon didn't take the front page by storm, so you got on here and declared that the game is dying. That's a bit self serving, don't you think?

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  • WHELP... 1.6 years ago

    War Thunder > World of Whatever

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  • Multiplayer Missions 1.6 years ago

    Are you sure that's a Mini? Judging by the fire coming out from the engine compartment and the parts strewn about, I'd say it looks like a Fiat.

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  • 1 Ton Challenge! (CLOSED) 1.7 years ago

    The announcement weighs 1.5 tons

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  • Will be inactive for a few weeks 1.7 years ago

    When ppl post these, I wanna be like

    Leave request DENIED

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  • I literally deleted one of my best planes for a stupid reason 1.8 years ago

    Correct, that was a stupid reason.

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  • A message to the community regarding motivation. Please read 1.9 years ago

    @denialofservice Hmmmm, an anonymous system by which players can see how popular their creations are? You mean like the download count? We have that.

    If unregistered users could vote on stuff, the mods couldn't do anything about it, by definition.

    I've said my piece about this. Run some google searches, this isn't the first time somebody's had a wave of inspiration about this stuff. The best way to get upvotes is to step up your game.

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  • pixel jet (first upload) 2.0 years ago

    You should hide tiny wings and engines in it so that it really flies!

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  • For everybody without an account. 2.0 years ago

    @EliteArsenals24 Nah, that would just mean less people downloading planes. I waited 6 months before starting an account, if it had been mandatory, I just wouldn't have done it at all.

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