46.7k CaptainNoble Comments

  • The SimpleGooner - a SimplePlanes Documentary 5 months ago

    I feel like simplegooner is an amalgamation of different notorious users lol

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  • SimplePlanes 2 – Steam Playtest Signup Now Open 5 months ago

    Great, but how does this affect the the Chicken Jockey population?

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  • Mustang '67 6 days ago

    Both my hands rise uncontrollably... I can't stop them, a feeling of despair clouds my world as my right hand slowly lifts while my left drops... I feel it, those words, those numbers, as they leave my tongue, I try to stop them but all proves futile, my fate is sealed. Alas, I have once again given into tiktok brainrot...again I have fallen by the works of my own generation...I wait eagerly for the next opportunity... hopefully, i resist it then...

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  • Stolen builds? 7 months ago

    I'm all for giving credit where it is due, though at the same time, I personally don't mind if a newer player "steals" my build, In fact, I feel pretty honored that they experiment with them

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  • My username is now A380lover800. 1.4 years ago

    Previously known as DJRianGamer004, DJRianGamerUwU, Airbusfan12345, Amogusisded, DJAerospace001, DJRianGameriscool, AnimeGirlLover2010, AnimeGirlLover2009, AirbusA321XLR, HololiveFan, HololiveFan2009, HoshimachiSuiseiMyBeloved, TupolevTU144Charger, DJAirlines, AtlasAir747MyBeloved, A330neoISGOATED, AirPhilippinesFlight541

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  • Hey, I must sacrifice simpleplanes for this game. 5 months ago

    Single basement dweller

    final boss 🥀💔😑

    (Jk do what ya want 👍)

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  • Super Simple Jerry Can 2 months ago

    Jerry Can when Tom Cannot walks in: 😐

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  • [Rant] Welcome back, you damn menace to society! 6 months ago

    @Axartar it's not schizophrenia lol, the Aerosultan dude came back and got banned in like 10 minutes

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  • Moderators??? Why was this removed? one month ago

    Simpleplanes moderation is as competent as the Mexican police

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  • Forum Suggestion: Status Updates 4 months ago

    At this point, I wish they were like: "I'm working on this canard check out the ft code I used" it's more like "[Insert forum spammer] factory explosion" and "I am about leaving my hotel", more like social media updates than a videogame forum

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  • Kobug one month ago

    Kobe did not die for ts

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  • Anime Girls 3 months ago

    Cringe clickbait

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  • Well in that Case 3 months ago

    "let that sink in" ahhh 😭

    +8
  • I want to speak up 4 months ago

    Damn, somebody give Graingy a sigma edit 🥶

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  • Srry, was stupid of me one year ago

    Takes some strength to apologise, well done.

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  • I have brain damage one month ago

    I thought you bonked your head and weren't able to play sp again

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  • Semedian Birdin OrC50A "Silver Dragon" 5 months ago

    Great, but how does this affect the ornithroper population?

    Oh wait...

    It increases it 🤯

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  • The Forum King Man - a SimplePlanes Documentary 5 months ago

    Great, but how does this affect the Discord mod population?

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  • The Graingy Revolution! (Ended) 7 months ago

    Ngl it'd be pretty fucken hilarious if a lot of people went along with this lol

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  • ZA-218 "Tuah" 7 months ago

    It's a hawk
    No, It's a tuah

    WAIT, IT'S A HAWK TUAH!!! 🤯🤯🥶

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  • I got an MC server (bedrock) 7 months ago

    Imagine being excited to see 10 new notifs but they're all comments from graingy, lmao

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  • It looks like it doesn't want to go to work. 8 months ago

    Ah yes, something not talked about often is pareidolia in planes, especially boeings, the 777 looks like an old tired dude, the 737 looks angry/strict while airbus planes generally look happy and/or unbothered

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  • No frickin way (another plane crashed) 9 months ago

    "Ethiopian airlines 767 gets hijacked, runs out of fuel and crashlands in the ocean"

    iT bOiNg faULt 🥴🥴

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  • Can you Figure it out? one year ago

    Writers crusaders

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  • Boeing 777-300ER Heavy (SWISS) 1.5 years ago

    TIPS:

    Here's a tip to scale your aircraft to correct size:
    -This 777 is too long (115m) for a 777-300ER
    -The length of the 777-300ER is 76m (iirc)
    -Although this is too long, it is still geometrically similar to a real Boeing 777-300ER
    -Therefore, since we want to scale it down to 76m, we divide 76 by 115
    -This should be approximately 0.66
    -We then go into the designer and scale the whole aircraft by 0.66

    TADAAA!

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  • Mitsubishi F-3 WidowMaker (re-upload) one month ago

    Sucks that this didn't get to participate in the challenge, still an awesome plane anyways

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  • [SUGGESTION] SP Users Wiki Page 3 months ago

    SP users don't need a wiki page, trust me, this game isn't that big outside the community

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  • Why do you guys build? (Genuine question) 5 months ago

    80% fun, 10% of the others
    I know some "I don't care at all about points" people might go on a small rant, but I think it's nearly impossible to not seek a little validation from something like SP that has a whole ass "validation system" built into it. Its OK to want appreciation for your hardwork, at the same time however, you play mainly for yourself

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  • How funny, supposedly asking for tips turned into controversy ?? 6 months ago

    Enjoy the game and dont build for upvotes, otherwise you risk entering a sort of paradoxical state; building solely for upvotes makes you tend to pump out lower quality builds more often as quantity is prioritised over quality, ironically leading to less of those upvotes that are so desired

    That being said, I can understand why you may want more upvotes, as humans naturally seek validation for things they work hard on, even when they enjoy that thing for what it is and aren't just doing it solely for recognition.

    Enjoy the game, upvotes will come naturally.

    Edit: Also, I can't be the only one that prefers downloads over upvotes, lol

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  • the chatroom of chaos and doom 7 months ago

    Guys, can't we just talk about the political and economic state of the world right now? 😮‍💨

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  • Sukhoi Su-27P1M "Flanker-B" Blue 58 1.5 years ago

    Underrated

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  • Pratt & Whitney JT9D-7 1.8 years ago

    is this a Pratt & Whitney JT9D-7?. it sure looks like one 🤔...

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  • "Simple" Planes 2.5 years ago

    Simpleplanes has come a long way!

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  • Mount Elbrus GIS 2.7 years ago

    @232287168147825 how do I download android

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  • SimplePlanes 2 | Activities 4 days ago

    If I have 5 Major Chads, sell 3 and buy 4 more, how many Major Chads do I have left?

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  • I Don't Get Reposts... 4 months ago

    I love when white ranks add a 3rd engine to my twin jets

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  • air crash kids be like 4 months ago

    @dekanii I can't lie the tfs air crash vids are a bit interesting, specifically the ones with narration

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  • Honest opinion about "my first plane" post's 4 months ago

    @dekanii "replicas are boring"
    yet has never made anything worth downloading in his 7.2 years on the site

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  • The Missile with a Punch! 7 months ago

    "What happened to our drone?, did they shoot it down?"

    "Negative, they beat the shit out of it..."

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  • I'm screwed in Simpleplanes, meh.. 8 months ago

    I've been on this site 2.4 years and still don't get why people leave because of "harassment" lmao I guess we're all different, and from what I hear, this seems like a net positive

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  • Fun activity to do 8 months ago

    @AeroSultan GET OUT!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

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  • Simple White House 10 months ago

    Someone needs to make a trump walker that can do the YMCA dance 👱🏻‍♂️🇺🇸🕺

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  • Help this guy! 11 months ago

    His tanks are okay and all but if I'm being honest, the whole low self-esteem and "everybody hates me" thing is really just annoying and beginning to look like some strange attention-seeking, but, that's just my opinion on things, maybe I'm wrong, lol.

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  • Southwest 737-8H4 ''Freedom One'' 1.2 years ago

    Perfection 👌

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  • My soul felt depressed... 1.6 years ago

    trust me, you really don't want to be depressed....

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  • Boeing 737 MAX-8 2.0 years ago

    @ImZerkkZxe @DatMaluchGuy19 @Superliner350 Thank you all so very much 🙂

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  • honest question : what do you know me for? 6 days ago

    Jewish boat

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  • Moderators??? Why was this removed? one month ago

    @crazyplaness, can you just restore the damn build, you pretty much made up this law on the spot, this isn't what the "misleading thumbnail" rule refers to.

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