@Monarchii
Plate armor was more of a late mid-evil era thing. Victorians mostly had them on display. They were aware the age of guns was here and that armor was ineffective.
Honestly I’d rather have a stand of tactical gear on it than an armor stand. If I wanted to have something to idolize, I’d look at myself in a mirror wearing a ball gown
@Graingy
Make it bigger then dummy
@Graingy
I was sitting behind shotgun, yk the seats that everyone used to sit when they had a booster seat, me longer than most others because of how small I am
@Graingy
It isn’t really a short story, it’s pretty long. But I haven’t written much literature recently so I don’t know the full definition.
I put it off for a day because of how long it was to be honest.
It was good though :3
@Graingy
Just got home from a Halloween party
The fem has been freed from the shackles of fabric! she can now bask in the warmth and comfort of her hoodie and blankets
@Graingy
That would be extremely awful.
My gown would probably get stuck in the door too.
I’d rather be in the bubble if it was clear, and I can actually hear and talk to everyone…. Or even better, I don’t need a bubble!!
@Graingy
I meant people don't wanna read long stuff
@Graingy
Also, not everyone logs onto SimplePlanes to check notifications and then read an entire story
@Graingy
Then don’t expect it next time :3
@Graingy
You should update this
@Graingy
Okay. Still a unique member here, being all princessy and stuff.
@Graingy
I don’t remember this 😭
@Graingy
Up for change?
@Monarchii
Plate armor was more of a late mid-evil era thing. Victorians mostly had them on display. They were aware the age of guns was here and that armor was ineffective.
Honestly I’d rather have a stand of tactical gear on it than an armor stand. If I wanted to have something to idolize, I’d look at myself in a mirror wearing a ball gown
@Graingy
Make it bigger then dummy
@Graingy
nu.
@Graingy
Also no
@Graingy
I wanna.
@Graingy
I am wider than that, so I cannot use your transport method
@Graingy
It’s either Ash or Ashdenpaw silly!
And no, I did not know Chi can do that
@Graingy
I was sitting behind shotgun, yk the seats that everyone used to sit when they had a booster seat, me longer than most others because of how small I am
@Graingy
+1It isn’t really a short story, it’s pretty long. But I haven’t written much literature recently so I don’t know the full definition.
I put it off for a day because of how long it was to be honest.
It was good though :3
I read it
+1@Graingy
I mean the FRONT RIGHT seat in the GMC YUKON was too small for my VERY LARGE DRESS so I had to sit in the row of seats BEHIND the front
Woah he isn’t dead?
+2@Graingy
No? In the backseat like the princess I am :3
@Graingy
ride alongs with my mom and stuff
when I went to that party I had to sit in the back, I wouldn't fit in the passenger seat
@Graingy
Yea I know that. We held it on the day after because some ppl had stuff going on
@Graingy
Just got home from a Halloween party
The fem has been freed from the shackles of fabric! she can now bask in the warmth and comfort of her hoodie and blankets
@Boeing727200F
Well congrats Fox, you look like a weird snow lep!!
Embrace it
@Boeing727200F
Do not inhale :3
@SuperSuperTheSylph
+1We do not.
bro experienced
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@Graingy
I can be the female representative. Good negotiator
@Graingy
What if while your in the air, the fort gets invaded by girls
@Graingy
I can manage.
Do you need help?
@OverlordPrime
Why do you...........talk like this
@HuskyDynamics01
:(
@Graingy
I can still do it. Take you out of the jar. I can hug a rock. I can also just have the jet land.
@OverlordPrime
It's not.
Read the pinned comment.
Also A+ grammar
@OverlordPrime
+1It is.................not
it could be...........a running inside joke
@Graingy
What would happen if I hug you though :3
I won’t be able to win, can I just have the money instead
+6@V
We COULD!!
This is SATIRE and does not have any sort of sexism or anything else tied to it!!
@SuperSuperTheSylph
+1I just wanna hang out with you guys :(
@Graingy
+1Hmmmm.... okay fine
hands it back...
@Graingy
Can you at least make it see through?
@Graingy
Why though??
@SimplyElegant
I can do that :3
@V
Stand down, dear.
@Graingy
That would be extremely awful.
My gown would probably get stuck in the door too.
I’d rather be in the bubble if it was clear, and I can actually hear and talk to everyone…. Or even better, I don’t need a bubble!!
@Graingy
What do I do when I wanna leave the bubble to leave the fort?
Does this make me some sort of display piece? An achievement to show the enemy
@Graingy
Grr… I can just wear a gas mask
@Graingy
Well, wouldn’t the exterior holes leak the cooties out?
@Graingy
Uh..
Like airtight? Cooties don’t exist fyi.
I feel like I would suffocate.
@V
Hey!! No girls here-
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wait