@Graingy
That would be extremely awful.
My gown would probably get stuck in the door too.
I’d rather be in the bubble if it was clear, and I can actually hear and talk to everyone…. Or even better, I don’t need a bubble!!
@Graingy
I have SP like downloaded on my device, I don't fully trust steam, that is when I HAD a PC.
Are you also actually thinking of letting me into the fort?
I can and will supply whatever you need. If anyone wants dresses of their own they can
@Graingy
Why can't we make that rule just have one acception. me!
I can supply doritos too. I don't eat them much so I can give them to you all.
I'll probably just sit in the corner and sway side to side until I'm talked to
@Graingy
This all applies to my real life counterpart. Who does the exact same things I do, and says the exact same things to a human version of you.
I'd like to use this heart to heart I guess to get into the pillow fort.
I can wear tactical stuff, I don't have to be a burden in there :3
and she sounds hot
@Graingy
Those women in infantry aren't wearing gowns like I am.
And those women are tanks and tough as nails, I am not.
I also don't factor in what I wear having a tactical advantage or not on the average day, nor do I need to, and being bulky would make it harder.
I am gonna wear it to my desire, it's worth being more vulnerable
@Graingy
That's because soldiers like that are built like tanks. I am not like that.
I'm built to fit a gown in the first place, it's a limited amount of fat/muscles that you can have that take up space.
I already have that weight, plus something limiting my movement, plus turning my entire central and lower body into an oven, plus being tight and limiting my movement further.
Having it get wet would make those 3x worse.
@Graingy
I guess I could fit like a level 2A or something, but it would also make it a lot more hot, since those plates are pretty airtight.
What's the point of armoring yourself if that armor hinders your ability to fight so that you wont get hurt?
@Graingy
Well, just not my style. I go for a more docile, cute and soft look I guess.
I do not really have a need to be or look deadly. I would much rather be secretly deadly too, but I can't easily carry with much space either.
And also, those gowns have to be tight and multi step to remove for many reasons.
To make them puffy, to make them fit to your body for style, to make the dress bow out more, a bunch of stuff.
I can't really "Make" it easy to remove, and even then theres not much space underneath it to put armor or other clothing.
@Graingy
I do carry a utility knife in my purse if that helps, I dunno.
It's hard to be both to be honest, I've tried, it does not work.
I can't be in a gown and do CQB, I've tried and failed.
@Graingy
The gown is heavy enough, but I'll think about it.
I'm not really built for action, I'm built to look pretty.
But again, I'm not much of a savior. I am the one to be saved. Just how it is.
I'm just the princess locked in the tower, waiting for a knight.
@SuperSuperTheSylph
We do not.
bro experienced
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@Graingy
I can be the female representative. Good negotiator
@Graingy
What if while your in the air, the fort gets invaded by girls
@Graingy
I can manage.
Do you need help?
@OverlordPrime
Why do you...........talk like this
@HuskyDynamics01
:(
@Graingy
I can still do it. Take you out of the jar. I can hug a rock. I can also just have the jet land.
@OverlordPrime
It's not.
Read the pinned comment.
Also A+ grammar
@OverlordPrime
+1It is.................not
it could be...........a running inside joke
@Graingy
What would happen if I hug you though :3
I won’t be able to win, can I just have the money instead
+6@V
We COULD!!
This is SATIRE and does not have any sort of sexism or anything else tied to it!!
@SuperSuperTheSylph
+1I just wanna hang out with you guys :(
@Graingy
+1Hmmmm.... okay fine
hands it back...
@Graingy
Can you at least make it see through?
@Graingy
Why though??
@SimplyElegant
I can do that :3
@V
Stand down, dear.
@Graingy
That would be extremely awful.
My gown would probably get stuck in the door too.
I’d rather be in the bubble if it was clear, and I can actually hear and talk to everyone…. Or even better, I don’t need a bubble!!
@Graingy
What do I do when I wanna leave the bubble to leave the fort?
Does this make me some sort of display piece? An achievement to show the enemy
@Graingy
Grr… I can just wear a gas mask
@Graingy
Well, wouldn’t the exterior holes leak the cooties out?
@Graingy
Uh..
Like airtight? Cooties don’t exist fyi.
I feel like I would suffocate.
@V
Hey!! No girls here-
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wait
@Graingy
Where is this taking place? Reddit?
What bubble?
@Graingy
Okay you caught me!!
But I’ll make sure not to spread it.
@Graingy
I don't have cooties.
As a former male, I know I'm immune. I still have a little male-ness in me.
@Graingy
I have SP like downloaded on my device, I don't fully trust steam, that is when I HAD a PC.
Are you also actually thinking of letting me into the fort?
I can and will supply whatever you need. If anyone wants dresses of their own they can
@Graingy
Oh shit mb then, Forgot about that,
Also, that's something to bring up with Dorian in the discord prob.
also what species is it
@Graingy
She sounds hot?
I like girls and boys.
But yeh, I can give weapons, my wisdom, outfits, or doritos. maybe even a gamecube
@Graingy
Why can't we make that rule just have one acception. me!
I can supply doritos too. I don't eat them much so I can give them to you all.
I'll probably just sit in the corner and sway side to side until I'm talked to
@Graingy
no,
I'd just growl at the enemy if that happened.
I mean't id use my OWN CWIS
@Boeing727200F
I'd shoot it down first.
@Graingy
A small box with a nice new dress on a hanger underneath, accompanied by a stick, would probably work.
@Graingy
This all applies to my real life counterpart. Who does the exact same things I do, and says the exact same things to a human version of you.
I'd like to use this heart to heart I guess to get into the pillow fort.
I can wear tactical stuff, I don't have to be a burden in there :3
and she sounds hot
@Graingy
Those women in infantry aren't wearing gowns like I am.
And those women are tanks and tough as nails, I am not.
I also don't factor in what I wear having a tactical advantage or not on the average day, nor do I need to, and being bulky would make it harder.
I am gonna wear it to my desire, it's worth being more vulnerable
@Graingy
I do not have a computer to play this with.
You'll need to wait to kill me.
@Graingy
That's because soldiers like that are built like tanks. I am not like that.
I'm built to fit a gown in the first place, it's a limited amount of fat/muscles that you can have that take up space.
I already have that weight, plus something limiting my movement, plus turning my entire central and lower body into an oven, plus being tight and limiting my movement further.
Having it get wet would make those 3x worse.
@Graingy
I guess I could fit like a level 2A or something, but it would also make it a lot more hot, since those plates are pretty airtight.
What's the point of armoring yourself if that armor hinders your ability to fight so that you wont get hurt?
But I mean, I'm fine with being one or the other. Just can't be both, and I'd rather be docile at most times.
@Graingy
Well, just not my style. I go for a more docile, cute and soft look I guess.
I do not really have a need to be or look deadly. I would much rather be secretly deadly too, but I can't easily carry with much space either.
And also, those gowns have to be tight and multi step to remove for many reasons.
To make them puffy, to make them fit to your body for style, to make the dress bow out more, a bunch of stuff.
I can't really "Make" it easy to remove, and even then theres not much space underneath it to put armor or other clothing.
@Graingy
I do carry a utility knife in my purse if that helps, I dunno.
It's hard to be both to be honest, I've tried, it does not work.
I can't be in a gown and do CQB, I've tried and failed.
@Graingy
The gown is heavy enough, but I'll think about it.
I'm not really built for action, I'm built to look pretty.
But again, I'm not much of a savior. I am the one to be saved. Just how it is.
I'm just the princess locked in the tower, waiting for a knight.
@Graingy
Nuu.
I'm much better at being the damsel in distress than the savior. I fit that role well
@Graingy
not for me!!
@Graingy
Wtf are you talking about- I’m just talking about not wanting to destroy my gown
@Graingy
Yeah, he’s right.
I sort of stopped clicking on these and I’m considering asking to get removed from the list
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