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Possible Pillow Fort Access (Girls ONLY post)

2,319 Ashdenpaw1  yesterday

I may be able to gain access to the sacred pillow fort, but with a heavy cost.
I’ll have to be in a containment bubble.

I think it’s a good trade off, to be the first woman to enter too. Who knows, maybe I’ll upgrade to not needing it once I prove cooties isn’t real.

I will provide insight to what the inside is truly like.

Wish me luck <3

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    2,319 Ashdenpaw1

    This is SATIRE and does not have any sort of sexism or anything else tied to it!!

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    @Ashdenpaw1 @V thank you :))
    my suspicions about Graingy have been confirmed
    he is instigating a conflict over a matter that is non-existent

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    39.1k V

    @SuperSuperTheSylph no. I just happen to be radioactive. Getting bit by a radioactive lesbian tends to cause you to turn into one.

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    2,319 Ashdenpaw1

    @SuperSuperTheSylph
    We do not.

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    @V genuine question
    do y'all girls even have so called "cooties"?

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    @Graingy k

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    50.5k Graingy

    @SuperSuperTheSylph Clearly, as you refuse to see reason.

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    @Graingy
    are you sure about that

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    50.5k Graingy

    @SuperSuperTheSylph then you are lost.

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    @Graingy meh i do not need
    there ain't no cooties
    leaves,dissappointed

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    50.5k Graingy

    @SuperSuperTheSylph pillow fort duh

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    @Graingy which base?i am confused

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    50.5k Graingy

    @SuperSuperTheSylph T25

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    @Graingy
    [TERRIFYING PRESENCE]
    this guy knows ball fs-
    pulls out an airsoft AK-308
    or should i use the Nerf MA40?(Attack)

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    50.5k Graingy

    @SuperSuperTheSylph …
    T45.

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    Lmao, this is the first thing I see on my first time back in 10 months

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    39.1k V

    @Cabbage17 I have estrogen and cat ears for anyone who wants to join.

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    50.5k Graingy

    @SimplyElegant What research?!

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    @Graingy I collected research!

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    50.5k Graingy

    @SimplyElegant What of them?

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    @Graingy No!!! Remember the trips to the outside?

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    50.5k Graingy

    @SimplyElegant Is based off propaganda

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    @Graingy but my research!

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    50.5k Graingy

    @SuperSuperTheSylph Some people say that polio isn't a problem because it's mostly disappeared.
    It has only ceased to be a problem because it was taken seriously - and may rise again should caution not be taken!
    Remain vigilant! Don't let cooties spread!

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