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I hereby call the SimplePlanes.com council of non-girls

51.6k Graingy  one month ago

No cooties allowed past this point.

So, as defined in the number one rule of the pillow fort:

No girl shall ever enter these sacred walls.

Very straightforward. Can't have an outbreak, can we?
Now, in the face of recent logistical challenges (Doritos shortages, lost nerf darts, supply interceptions by the feral beasts outside, etc.), we maayyyyy need to make a deal with a...

Girl.

Yes, yes, I know this violates our most important principle, but bear with me.

I've spoken (at a distance, of course) with one of the enemy and she has proposed a deal:

In exchange for some limited entrance into the fort, she will provide resources. Doritos, at which point she will, quote, "probably just sit in the corner and sway side to side until [she's] talked to".

She also offered to supply dresses, which I've already rejected.

Rest assured, this interloper would be in an isolated quarantine zone of the fort should we accept this exchange.

So, do we agree to these terms? Or should we hold fast to our principles and continue our resistance against the cooties?

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    51.6k Graingy

    (And for the love of all that is good, if I have to explain to anyone that Pillow Fort Sexism is satire making fun of sexism, and entirely unserious, I am going to defenestrate them.)

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    51.6k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F no idea.

    14 days ago
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    @Graingy :)
    2 questions, where is the nearest runway and where can I put it as its most likely going to be there for a while.
    This thing is gonna get il-2 levels of mass production (at a higher level of quality control) and I need all the space I can get in NAA factories so random aircraft gotta go

    14 days ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F sure I don’t care anymore

    14 days ago
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    Hey can I park a prototype for a production aircraft at the pillow fort. I’m out of space currently and need to store it somewhere

    14 days ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @ZealousKestrel Then you may enter.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy negative

    one month ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @ZealousKestrel Are you a girl?

    one month ago
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    do i qualify? i could possibly provide some materials or ammunition
    and im a good sniper

    one month ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @hpgbproductions Disagree. While technically allowed in the fort, they stray too close to girl to be trustworthy...
    I'm convinced it's a variety of cooties, but I've had difficulties in convincing a proper investigation to take place.

    one month ago
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    Accept the dresses, femboy is the ultimate form

    one month ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @32 Labour laws are a girl invention to stop guys from finding diamonds in the mines.

    one month ago
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    33.7k 32

    @Graingy Well I’m under 18 so there are some labor laws we have to follow but otherwise I am quite ready for hulk-watching duty

    one month ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @carmon then you may come in.
    Be prepared to serve if you take a ration, however.

    one month ago
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    655 carmon

    @Graingy no

    one month ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @carmon Are you a girl?
    (Note: "girl" is defined by social gender; biological females may gain entrance if they are not feminine-gendered, or are of a species which does not have gender.)

    one month ago
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    655 carmon

    also, do i qualify for entrance to the fort?

    one month ago
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    655 carmon

    the gold mine of all simpleplanes forum gold mines

    one month ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F I mean so is the North Pole.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy at least it’s safe.
    For now

    one month ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Okay but now it's stuck there.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy only reason why it is sitting in a fucking mountain range as I was planning on using it to possibly study a cure for cooties or an antibiotic or something.

    one month ago
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    51.6k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Oh. Well, that's useless to us.

    +1 one month ago
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    @32 @Graingy only real problem is the boat is in the Sierra Nevadas, most likely in Lake Tahoe (really cool place btw). And as stated it’s 2 engines are seized up and the previous owner gutted the interior.

    one month ago
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