No cooties allowed past this point.
So, as defined in the number one rule of the pillow fort:
No girl shall ever enter these sacred walls.
Very straightforward. Can't have an outbreak, can we?
Now, in the face of recent logistical challenges (Doritos shortages, lost nerf darts, supply interceptions by the feral beasts outside, etc.), we maayyyyy need to make a deal with a...
Girl.
Yes, yes, I know this violates our most important principle, but bear with me.
I've spoken (at a distance, of course) with one of the enemy and she has proposed a deal:
She also offered to supply dresses, which I've already rejected.
Rest assured, this interloper would be in an isolated quarantine zone of the fort should we accept this exchange.
So, do we agree to these terms? Or should we hold fast to our principles and continue our resistance against the cooties?
If you want to find out if you qualify for entrance into the pillow fort, ask here!
(And for the love of all that is good, if I have to explain to anyone that Pillow Fort Sexism is satire making fun of sexism, and entirely unserious, I am going to defenestrate them.)
Also the next time we need a meeting id recommend making it PRIVATE so we can get rid of unwanted idiots.
The second people are told “hey you can’t go in here” they go in there. How about just make something like a trap that does something like that for the pillow fort?
Your fort is now belong to us >:D
@HuskyDynamics01 No the walls are very much intact.
This meeting on the other hand, yes there is a great excess of girls here.
The pillow fort has fallen.
@BaconEggs What do you want?
Didn't you see the sign?
@V No. We shall not have any more traitors!
@Ashdenpaw1 What's a taki?
@SimplyElegant NO! YOU ARE NOT ARMING HER!
trololol goteem
@Ashdenpaw1 Thank you!!!!
Hands you a pinpoint nerf rifle Here. Just don’t shoot us.
@Ashdenpaw1 YAYYT
@SimplyElegant
I can do that :3
And if you need darts I can make contact with the Outside
I would agree,
As long as @Ashdenpaw1 supplies takis as well.
@V
Stand down, dear.
@V yeah no fuck that.
@32 Hey! The demo came out first!
And is it really a "gender war" when some participants don't have a gender? I mean, I'm literally a rock. We have no need for such concepts.
We got simpleplanes gender war before simpleplanes 2
@Boeing727200F you become one of us
btw I'm probably gonna play SP2 soon so if anyone wants to join hit me up.
@V Long story.
And even I don't think girls work that way. Propaganda.
Also, I'd most certainly not like to join. I have no interest in joining the ways of humans, an inferior species.
@Boeing727200F Not. A. Word.
@Graingy what the fuck
@Graingy erm, why are you in a jar
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The Estrogen allegiance is a hive mind. Im sure you'd love to join :3
@V Honestly I'd take that over being stuck in this jar any longer.
"Estrogen Alliance", eh? Is this some sort of tribal group, or a military corp? Is that where all the traitors are concentrated for maximum effectiveness?
@Boeing727200F Are you insane!?! It has- uh... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YEP! EMPTY OF ALL VALUE! NOTHING GOOD HERE, LET ME TELL YOU!