No cooties allowed past this point.
So, as defined in the number one rule of the pillow fort:
No girl shall ever enter these sacred walls.
Very straightforward. Can't have an outbreak, can we?
Now, in the face of recent logistical challenges (Doritos shortages, lost nerf darts, supply interceptions by the feral beasts outside, etc.), we maayyyyy need to make a deal with a...
Girl.
Yes, yes, I know this violates our most important principle, but bear with me.
I've spoken (at a distance, of course) with one of the enemy and she has proposed a deal:
She also offered to supply dresses, which I've already rejected.
Rest assured, this interloper would be in an isolated quarantine zone of the fort should we accept this exchange.
So, do we agree to these terms? Or should we hold fast to our principles and continue our resistance against the cooties?
If you want to find out if you qualify for entrance into the pillow fort, ask here!
(And for the love of all that is good, if I have to explain to anyone that Pillow Fort Sexism is satire making fun of sexism, and entirely unserious, I am going to defenestrate them.)
@Boeing727200F Not with pointed tips you can't.
@Graingy I cant even bring normal nerf guns in here?
wow.
@Boeing727200F BOEING NO-
@Graingy great I will use NORMAL nerf guns and NORMAL nerf bullets
(and thumb tac bullets in emergencies)
@Boeing727200F Boeing I swear I will find a comically large sock to trap you in if I need to.
@Graingy fine I will use modified nerf guns and nerf bullets with thumb tacks or those popper things you throw at the ground.
No boiling oil or diseased corpses either.
@Boeing727200F No.
I don't want the po-po involved.
@Graingy what about flamethrowers and crossbows?
@Boeing727200F No.
No firearms.
No throwing steel balls either.
oh I love the tankgewehr
@Graingy fine I will use 13.2 mm.
works good enough
@Boeing727200F I can get a silly straw if you want.
20mm will introduce legal troubles I am not prepared to deal with. Do not use that.
I don't care about the nerf guns and bullets, 20mm anti-tank rounds (from AT rifles) work better at scaring away them....
@Graingy all the members kinda don't show up anymore. I sometimes pop in here and there so I guess like 5 Costco sized boxes of chips. water is all I need so I guess a water fountain or some sort of way to fill water bottles.
@Boeing727200F Well shit.
I'll get more sometime. How many of each do we need?
I'll also get some chopsticks for the rations; it's cleaner to use them.
I'm resorting to chickens as we are out of chips (already stated)
@Graingy no we are out of practically all supplies.
the fort has no chips, no drinks, we still got water, and no nerf guns and bullets.
also it seems that one of the walls fell over but i tried to patch and repair it to the best of my abilies.
@Boeing727200F You gluttonous beast
Chicken
@Boeing727200F you took "shit-eating grin" wayyyy too literally.
god i got cough blood everywhere
@Graingy
oh uhhhhh.
im fineeeee
cough