No cooties allowed past this point.
So, as defined in the number one rule of the pillow fort:
No girl shall ever enter these sacred walls.
Very straightforward. Can't have an outbreak, can we?
Now, in the face of recent logistical challenges (Doritos shortages, lost nerf darts, supply interceptions by the feral beasts outside, etc.), we maayyyyy need to make a deal with a...
Girl.
Yes, yes, I know this violates our most important principle, but bear with me.
I've spoken (at a distance, of course) with one of the enemy and she has proposed a deal:
She also offered to supply dresses, which I've already rejected.
Rest assured, this interloper would be in an isolated quarantine zone of the fort should we accept this exchange.
So, do we agree to these terms? Or should we hold fast to our principles and continue our resistance against the cooties?
If you want to find out if you qualify for entrance into the pillow fort, ask here!
(And for the love of all that is good, if I have to explain to anyone that Pillow Fort Sexism is satire making fun of sexism, and entirely unserious, I am going to defenestrate them.)
@Boeing727200F no idea.
@Graingy :)
2 questions, where is the nearest runway and where can I put it as its most likely going to be there for a while.
This thing is gonna get il-2 levels of mass production (at a higher level of quality control) and I need all the space I can get in NAA factories so random aircraft gotta go
@Boeing727200F sure I don’t care anymore
Hey can I park a prototype for a production aircraft at the pillow fort. I’m out of space currently and need to store it somewhere
@ZealousKestrel Then you may enter.
@Graingy negative
@ZealousKestrel Are you a girl?
do i qualify? i could possibly provide some materials or ammunition
and im a good sniper
@hpgbproductions Disagree. While technically allowed in the fort, they stray too close to girl to be trustworthy...
I'm convinced it's a variety of cooties, but I've had difficulties in convincing a proper investigation to take place.
Accept the dresses, femboy is the ultimate form
@32 Labour laws are a girl invention to stop guys from finding diamonds in the mines.
@Graingy Well I’m under 18 so there are some labor laws we have to follow but otherwise I am quite ready for hulk-watching duty
@carmon then you may come in.
Be prepared to serve if you take a ration, however.
@Graingy no
@carmon Are you a girl?
(Note: "girl" is defined by social gender; biological females may gain entrance if they are not feminine-gendered, or are of a species which does not have gender.)
also, do i qualify for entrance to the fort?
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@Boeing727200F I mean so is the North Pole.
@Graingy at least it’s safe.
For now
@Boeing727200F Okay but now it's stuck there.
@Graingy only reason why it is sitting in a fucking mountain range as I was planning on using it to possibly study a cure for cooties or an antibiotic or something.
@Boeing727200F Oh. Well, that's useless to us.
@32 @Graingy only real problem is the boat is in the Sierra Nevadas, most likely in Lake Tahoe (really cool place btw). And as stated it’s 2 engines are seized up and the previous owner gutted the interior.