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I hereby call the SimplePlanes.com council of non-girls

50.5k Graingy  9 hours ago

No cooties allowed past this point.

So, as defined in the number one rule of the pillow fort:

No girl shall ever enter these sacred walls.

Very straightforward. Can't have an outbreak, can we?
Now, in the face of recent logistical challenges (Doritos shortages, lost nerf darts, supply interceptions by the feral beasts outside, etc.), we maayyyyy need to make a deal with a...

Girl.

Yes, yes, I know this violates our most important principle, but bear with me.

I've spoken (at a distance, of course) with one of the enemy and she has proposed a deal:

In exchange for some limited entrance into the fort, she will provide resources. Doritos, at which point she will, quote, "probably just sit in the corner and sway side to side until [she's] talked to".

She also offered to supply dresses, which I've already rejected.

Rest assured, this interloper would be in an isolated quarantine zone of the fort should we accept this exchange.

So, do we agree to these terms? Or should we hold fast to our principles and continue our resistance against the cooties?

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    50.5k Graingy

    (And for the love of all that is good, if I have to explain to anyone that Pillow Fort Sexism is satire making fun of sexism, and entirely unserious, I am going to defenestrate them.)

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    Also the next time we need a meeting id recommend making it PRIVATE so we can get rid of unwanted idiots.

    1 hours ago
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    The second people are told “hey you can’t go in here” they go in there. How about just make something like a trap that does something like that for the pillow fort?

    1 hours ago
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    Your fort is now belong to us >:D

    1 hours ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @HuskyDynamics01 No the walls are very much intact.
    This meeting on the other hand, yes there is a great excess of girls here.

    2 hours ago
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    The pillow fort has fallen.

    2 hours ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @BaconEggs What do you want?
    Didn't you see the sign?

    4 hours ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @V No. We shall not have any more traitors!
    @Ashdenpaw1 What's a taki?
    @SimplyElegant NO! YOU ARE NOT ARMING HER!

    4 hours ago
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    155k BaconEggs

    trololol goteem

    +1 4 hours ago
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    @Ashdenpaw1 Thank you!!!!
    Hands you a pinpoint nerf rifle Here. Just don’t shoot us.

    6 hours ago
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    @Ashdenpaw1 YAYYT

    6 hours ago
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    2,293 Ashdenpaw1

    @SimplyElegant
    I can do that :3

    6 hours ago
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    And if you need darts I can make contact with the Outside

    6 hours ago
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    I would agree,
    As long as @Ashdenpaw1 supplies takis as well.

    6 hours ago
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    2,293 Ashdenpaw1

    @V
    Stand down, dear.

    6 hours ago
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    @V yeah no fuck that.

    6 hours ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @32 Hey! The demo came out first!
    And is it really a "gender war" when some participants don't have a gender? I mean, I'm literally a rock. We have no need for such concepts.

    6 hours ago
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    33.2k 32

    We got simpleplanes gender war before simpleplanes 2

    +1 6 hours ago
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    39.1k V

    @Boeing727200F you become one of us

    7 hours ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    btw I'm probably gonna play SP2 soon so if anyone wants to join hit me up.

    7 hours ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @V Long story.
    And even I don't think girls work that way. Propaganda.
    Also, I'd most certainly not like to join. I have no interest in joining the ways of humans, an inferior species.
    @Boeing727200F Not. A. Word.

    7 hours ago
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    @Graingy what the fuck

    7 hours ago
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    39.1k V

    @Graingy erm, why are you in a jar
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    The Estrogen allegiance is a hive mind. Im sure you'd love to join :3

    7 hours ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @V Honestly I'd take that over being stuck in this jar any longer.
    "Estrogen Alliance", eh? Is this some sort of tribal group, or a military corp? Is that where all the traitors are concentrated for maximum effectiveness?
    @Boeing727200F Are you insane!?! It has- uh... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YEP! EMPTY OF ALL VALUE! NOTHING GOOD HERE, LET ME TELL YOU!

    7 hours ago
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