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What are your best jokes?

11.2k JetWondy  8.0 years ago

Please tell me! (They don't have to be airplane related, but airplane jokes are preferred lol)

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    XD @FastDan

    +1 7.7 years ago
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    5,841 FastDan

    @Strikefighter04 XD I was just reading through this and I did too!

    7.7 years ago
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    That's so dark, but I laughed out loud anyway! XD @DeezNuts52

    7.8 years ago
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    Mod Mostly

    Me: "One shot please"
    Bartender: "Whiskey? Rum?"
    Me: "9mm please"

    7.9 years ago
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    11.2k JetWondy

    @DeezNuts52 wow that's dark lol!

    8.0 years ago
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    @JetWondy that’s the most messed up joke I have that won’t get me banned

    8.0 years ago
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    @JetWondy ok but I just hope this doesn’t get me in trouble.

    My grandfather told me “ Your generation relies too much on technology” to which I replied “no, YOUR generation relies too much on technology” then I unplugged his life support.

    +3 8.0 years ago
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    11.2k JetWondy

    @DeezNuts52 pls I want to hear more of ur messed up jokes lol!

    8.0 years ago
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    8,084 Ryn176

    @Maxwell1 xD

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    19.6k ACMECo1940

    what is the past tense of William Shakespeare

    Wouldiwas Shookspore

    +1 8.0 years ago
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    11.2k JetWondy

    @Razor3278 lol that's hilarious!

    8.0 years ago
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    8,340 MrDoolittle

    @PorkyClown3 u on

    8.0 years ago
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    ... My whole life... (srry i could'nt miss this one :D)

    +1 8.0 years ago
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    12.6k Ian1231100

    @BACconcordepilot Did someone call?

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    8,084 Ryn176

    I'm bad at creating jokes because i have a bad sense of humor, but here it goes:
    What do you call a helicopter died in roblox?
    A heli-oof-ter

    +1 8.0 years ago
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    I have a REALLY MESSED UP SERIES OF JOKES. I MEAN REEEEAAAALLY MESSED UP. That one 👇 is pretty mild by my standards

    +1 8.0 years ago
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    Where did sally go after the explosion?

    Everywhere

    +3 8.0 years ago
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    12.6k Ian1231100

    What has wheels and flies, but isn't a plane?
    A garbage truck.

    How do pilots manage their finances midair?
    Simple, they bank.

    +4 8.0 years ago
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    9,483 Razor3278

    A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu.

    +7 8.0 years ago
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    @Mostly when wanna meet up with your roblox girlfriend but now you're in a van

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    11.6k Pjork

    nou

    8.0 years ago
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    Mod Mostly

    "When you're texting your roblox girlfriend and your uncle's phone vibrates"

    +6 8.0 years ago
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    But... yes

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    I haven’t gotten that far in my plan yet.... still working out the kinks

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    40.2k Awsomur

    So I suppose your going to tell them someone simply named “Awsomur” stole your shells?
    @Knight697

    8.0 years ago
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