Dev joeysellers Comments

  • Star Wars Episode VIII "The Last Jedi" 3.6 years ago

    @Awsomur I'm reading your comment 2 years later and laughing. :P

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  • What does the SEA MONSTER say? 7.2 years ago

    @MechWARRIOR57 I'm not saying you didn't piece something together, based on a muffled stream of phonetic sounds. People find patterns by instinct, even if they're random and subjective, like seeing shapes in clouds. What I am saying, however, is that the sounds I mixed together had no decipherable words, and I'm not even sure if the language being spoken was English, so if anybody is looking for a hidden meaning, there isn't one that was intentionally put there.

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  • Andrew Garrison on Jetpacks 7.2 years ago

    This is the best design of Andrew Garrison that I've seen thus far. He looks like he was designed to be a muppet, which is pretty true to life.

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  • How do I become a moderator? 7.7 years ago

    We're not looking for new moderators at this time, but if you are interested, use the contact form at the bottom of this website and write to us. Introduce yourself, and let us know why you want to be a mod.

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  • RELEASE THE KRAKEN! 7.8 years ago

    You can't kill Cthulhu. We thought about adding eyeballs to shoot out and even something else inside his head to blow up, but this video makes a great case that we did Cthulhu exactly as it should be done.

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  • Rey From Star Wars 3.5 years ago

    @KnightOfRen As Old Man Hermit Luke Skywalker would say: “No one's ever really gone.”

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  • pyramid of et hieroglyph 7.7 years ago

    I think Kevin Murphy put those in there for fun, but it doesn't mean anything. We regret not putting some secret message in there, though, given the interest showed by a few players.
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    However, if you finish the Dragon race (which flies through the Pyramid of Et at the beginning), you'll see that the final checkpoint somewhat resembles this symbol.. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
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    Also, who is "Et" from the "Pyramid of Et" landmark? Et may sound like an Egyptian god or pharaoh or whatnot, but it's really short for extraterrestrial. There were plans to make the pyramid "blast off" and hover in the air like some cosmic UFO with automated turrets on its underbelly, but we decided to scrap that idea and work on Cthulhu instead.
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    But these are just a few silly little Easter eggs that get slipped in, for our fun and amusement..

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  • User Points and Upvotes 8.1 years ago

    @Mod Just use some white-out on your monitor and write it in with a sharpie marker.

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  • Monster 3.6 years ago

    Well, golly, I just don't know why so many noobs aren't good enough at this game to fly this plane...

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  • Rey From Star Wars 3.6 years ago

    @NumbersNumbersTheMan You have awoken me from my long slumber to stumble upon this prediction again. Thank you. :)

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  • Am I the only one to have noticed this? 7.2 years ago

    @KDS Star Wars is better, but I didn't mention Star Trek. Bossk is in The Empire Strikes Back, but his costume came from the long-running TV show DOCTOR WHO.

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  • Leaked screenshot of SimpleRockets 2 7.2 years ago

    @MechWARRIOR57 Hope this helps.

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  • Joey Sellers !!!!!! 7.7 years ago

    My eyes are so pretty. Thank you.

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  • Andrew Garrison 2.0 7.7 years ago

    Also, I think that Garrson is a much better last name.

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  • What planes do you prefer? 7.7 years ago

    @Astron1 Yes, it's a professional voice actor named Tom Bennett. :)

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  • Rules Update 7.7 years ago

    @DarkLithium I don't think we need to reign with an iron fist. Things have improved considerably in the community, regarding politics and gossip, since the introduction of the blocking feature.
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    It's true that with blocking, you do it yourself and you are only one person. But everybody else also has this power. Essentially, giving the power to the people, to let you guys create the boundaries you prefer in this community, individually. Mods will have less work to do, and us devs can focus on what we'd rather be doing: making games.
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    Also.. as far as updates go.. expect something very soon.

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  • Questions regarding blocking 7.7 years ago

    @AviatorCleebo You will only know if you are blocked by trying to comment on their posts or planes. If you can do it, you are not blocked. Your friend is just taking a break, most likely.

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  • What happened to Ccooper 7.8 years ago

    I hate to see when someone puts their heart & soul into their work, spending countless hours and yet still making time to interact with new players in the community, only to be beaten down by others who envy their success.

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  • 3D Print Your Planes 7.9 years ago

    I thought more people would be excited about the packing peanuts..

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  • Fouga Magister 8.0 years ago

    FYI.. I'm using your sexy design in the upcoming update trailer. :)

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  • Low Fuel Glider (Going the Distance 15k+) 8.3 years ago

    I keep spinning out, when flying this one in the challenge. :/

    I'm a horrible pilot, however, so that's not saying much.

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  • Am I the only one to have noticed this? 7.2 years ago

    The base inspiration for Star Wars was "Buck Rogers" if I recall correctly. George Lucas wanted to make a movie for that franchise, but couldn't because of legal issues, so he created his own universe.

  • Am I the only one to have noticed this? 7.2 years ago

    @MechWARRIOR57 Yes, Doctor Who is still running. It was off air for several years (but still had books & comics & even a made-for-TV movie), but it's still around. I said "long-running" because I'm not sure if there is another TV program that has been the air longer than that show. Does anybody know of another one?

  • All parts plane...what am i doing 7.2 years ago

    It's so beautiful, but so hard to see through these tears of joy.

  • Star trek 7.2 years ago

    Make it so.

  • What does the SEA MONSTER say? 7.2 years ago

    @Cadin Not sure, but I'd say Nathan used a trigger for the skybox storm. I animated the mesh of Cthulhu (which Kevin created) using Unity's animation tools.

  • Lets tatk about star wars 7.2 years ago

    Do you think that Snoke is related to the Skywalkers?

  • Is SR2 gonna be on steam? 7.2 years ago

    Most likely, yes. It will also be available on mobile.

  • (W/thanks) Jundroo please put ADs in the website! 7.2 years ago

    Website ads?! Okay, I'll bite. Which ad company do you work for? ;)
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    We would rather not monetize our games or this website with third party ads. It just feels... dirty. We should have the funding to keep us going until we release SimpleRockets 2 later this year.
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    But if you're truly worried, feel free to purchase & gift as many copies of SimplePlanes to your family, friends, co-workers, neighbors, or random strangers. We'd rather get paid from sales, not by annoying our players with irrelevant commercials.

  • SpaceVehicle First Attempt 7.2 years ago

    This design looks amazing! I can't wait to see what kind of vehicles are created in SimpleRockets 2!

  • Dad Jokes 7.2 years ago

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Answer: It was dead!
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    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    Answer: Peer pressure.
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    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
    Answer: It was stapled to the second monkey.

  • Leaked screenshot of SimpleRockets 2 7.2 years ago

    @MechWARRIOR57 Read more Douglas Adams.

  • Star Wars Episode VIII "The Last Jedi" 7.2 years ago

    In the opening crawl of The Force Awakens, it says that Luke Skywalker is the last Jedi. Also, Snoke calls Luke the last Jedi in the film itself. As far as the title referring to plural Jedi, I'm excited for what that could mean..

  • Star Wars Episode VIII "The Last Jedi" 7.2 years ago

    I just hope that Luke Skywalker doesn't die in this movie.

  • What does the SEA MONSTER say? 7.2 years ago

    @MechWARRIOR57 Ha! Yes, I'm pretty sure. But you could probably discern a few phonetic sounds and piece something together. I'm not even sure which language the voices are whispering, to be honest.

  • What does the dumb bomb say to the ground? 7.3 years ago

    @Konade1 A burn? Oops, didn't mean to go off on anybody. (I did it again!)

  • Rey From Star Wars 7.3 years ago

    @KDS Exactly! She would have been his apprentice, if he wasn't killed by Vader when she was a child. Think about it: the daughter of the bad guy is now the good guy, and the son of the good guys is now the bad guy. Star Wars is a soap opera in space: a space opera!
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    My only reservation is about her age. Ben Solo hadn't been born yet, so this would mean that Rey would be quite a bit older than Kylo Ren. I'm not sure if that's accurate for this theory to work out, though.

  • People Stealing Others Creation And Reposting ( JUNDROO ) 7.3 years ago

    Consent is not required. Once you publish your design, just like any good artist in our world, it simply no longer belongs to you, but the community.
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    I understand that the text for the predecessor may be too small, like reading through some fine print, so that's something we'll keep in mind the next time we need to update the website. What's the solution? Make the font size bigger? Animate some fireworks with some fanfare-blaring audio?

  • What does the dumb bomb say to the ground? 7.3 years ago

    I was expecting to be blown away with a joke of this caliber. I reFUSE to leave without making an impact, however. Let's have a blast! I'll keep dropping puns in here until business is booming again.

  • What does the dumb bomb say to the ground? 7.3 years ago

    Well, this joke is a dud. You really blew it. You bombed!

  • Is there a driving path up to the Pyramid of Et? 7.3 years ago

    Confirmed. Extraterrestrial (E.T.) aliens built the Pyramid of Et! Ha, glad someone caught the reference. The word "Et" looks/sounds Egyptian, though.
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    To answer your question, there are no driving paths specifically designed to run up/down either of Maywar's massive mesas, as far as I know. I created that island, but Kevin created a few race tracks on that island in a couple of places. I do not think he made a path like you're asking about. I know he put a few paths on Snowstone, and especially on Krakabloa, both of which he designed.

  • Rey From Star Wars 7.3 years ago

    I do not think that Rey is a Skywalker. Thematically, it makes since in TFA that Rey is a Kenobi. However, I think the real twist will be that Rey is related to Palpatine somehow, possibly 'created' like Anakin and then abandoned on Jakku, like how Saw left Jyn Erso behind because people would figure out who she was and use her for their own political purposes.

  • People Stealing Others Creation And Reposting ( JUNDROO ) 7.3 years ago

    If the concern is about points, the original creator earns bonus points when others copy their work and receives upvotes.
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    It's like a pyramid scheme, so if you find others copying your planes, with minor or major tweaks, you can sit back and bask as other people drum up the points for you.

  • I'm now an aerospace engineering student, farewell~ 7.3 years ago

    We love to hear stories like these! Best of luck, and don't be a stranger!

  • Look at this dank game by joeysellers (developer) 7.3 years ago

    @ProKillaV12 I've been given the lead on a secret Jundroo game project, which we are developing alongside SimpleRockets 2. I work remote anyway, so I do work alone often, but the support I receive from my amazing team at Jundroo is incredible.

  • Look at this dank game by joeysellers (developer) 7.3 years ago

    I made that game in 9 months, by myself, and had a few friends help me with the trailer with a budget of $100. It was a good experience, but selling that game certainly didn't pay the bills. However, the game design and writing definitely got the attention of the team at Jundroo.

  • Farewell, EUCL3D :( 7.3 years ago

    @frostbite @Seabo14 Yes! The Export function will still be available.

  • my swing-wing fighter 7.3 years ago

    @leoyao That's kind of a rude question, isn't it? To be polite and answer, for the sake of transparency, I featured it because it's a great build from a (currently) low-rank player, who also happens to have a fantastic attitude, and (most importantly to me) they were proudly showing it off on Twitter, outside this website. I do not feature planes that often, and there's no real criteria I follow.
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    As far as what you think is "good enough" to be featured, that's your own aesthetic. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, no?

  • A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away... 7.3 years ago

    I am one with the Force and the Force is with me.