the interstate interchanges in Texas can sometimes be three or four layers tall.
A giant tornado will usually try to kill you at least once a year.
Some Emergency Operations Centers in Florida are almost as secure as the gold vault on Ft. Knox.
Illinois is just a Minecraft Super-flat world, and the roads turn at 90 degree angles.
NYC is allegedly horrible, and they’re screwing over immigrants instead of helping them. (From what I hear, not confirmed)
why oh why is food and rent so expensive????
the fire department will hose you down in the summer under certain circumstances.
the road signs and traffic cones are free, as long as the cops don’t catch you.
social engineering can get you into just about anywhere
9 specific power substations being taken offline, either through error, mechanical faults, or physical or digital attacks, can cascade into the entire country losing power.
A black start after a major power outage could take weeks
services and society may break down before three weeks without power.
the nuclear reactors are literally hand-cranked to initiate start up.
again, our critical infrastructure is so damn unsecure. It is ridiculously easy to get into some places. Pray to God that the NSA and DHS don’t miss something or someone.
How to make it more American (semi-suburban “redneck” edition) according to FatGPT:
- Squated landing gear.
- giant diesel exhaust pipes
- Cummins engine.
- headlights powerful enough to blind every other driver(pilot) and ignite a piece of steel from a mile away.
- GAU-8 Avenger
- full sized fridge, none of that puny European crap.
- enough M4/AR15 pattern rifles, M1s, cheap Chinese bolt actions, and pistols to arm an average-sized militia.
- dog.
- debt.
- drywall.
- a defense budget big enough to fight God.
- French frys (not chips)
- five thousand two hundred eighty feet.
- propane.
- freedom.
- and a solid slab of 36x36x4 inch marble.
Those are AGM-88 HARMs on the A-10’a outmost pylons, not AIM-120s, which is way more exciting!
Will we get simulated radars? Jamming?
Will Jundroo dive into the chaotic world of electronic warfare?
I love the way it moves, It doesn't look artificial, so smooth and graceful, it flows so well.
I don't know how to describe it, I just love it.
Absolutely incredible!
@ToeTips
For replicas, the biggest help is the blueprint function, grab a blueprint off the internet and build using it as a guide. I also like look at pictures online or in books. Sometimes it's helpful for me to have a physical die-cast model or matchbox toy. I also like to read about how the aircraft is developed, going down rabbit holes of the programs and ideas surrounding it. Honestly the best way to get better is to just do it, practice makes progress.
While this plane isn't a replica, it's based on the Boeing 985-121, F-20, and F-16. I like to use other real aircraft as inspiration and as guides to make fictional aircraft, just like you did with the EuroLightning.
Never @KangaKangaTheRedNosedRoo.
I somehow forgot the password and had to reset my phone to factory settings, deleting everything. If you want me to finish it I can try.
911: 911, what your emergency?
Caller: Please help me tere’s ah flieing lawn mawer an’aye can hep lee arumwa eg sit hepageeaya fawc pla [indistinguishable]
911: Sir, are y-
Caller: IENWDBHFIDOWOWLWWLSNDBBCHCOWPQOEITCCB. FFFFFWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH *lawn mower noises*
there will be consequences.
+3boy oh boy do I love violating Title 49 Subtitle B Chapter XII Sub-chapter C Part 1542 among other TSA regulations
I'm very jealous of your adventures, friend. Have fun!
Also, that fighter jet is an L-39 I believe. It's a fighter-trainer, popular, and relatively cheap (Compared to other limited options)
+3My random America experiences/observations:
- the interstate interchanges in Texas can sometimes be three or four layers tall.
- A giant tornado will usually try to kill you at least once a year.
- Some Emergency Operations Centers in Florida are almost as secure as the gold vault on Ft. Knox.
- Illinois is just a Minecraft Super-flat world, and the roads turn at 90 degree angles.
- NYC is allegedly horrible, and they’re screwing over immigrants instead of helping them. (From what I hear, not confirmed)
- why oh why is food and rent so expensive????
- the fire department will hose you down in the summer under certain circumstances.
- the road signs and traffic cones are free, as long as the cops don’t catch you.
- social engineering can get you into just about anywhere
- 9 specific power substations being taken offline, either through error, mechanical faults, or physical or digital attacks, can cascade into the entire country losing power.
- A black start after a major power outage could take weeks
- services and society may break down before three weeks without power.
- the nuclear reactors are literally hand-cranked to initiate start up.
- again, our critical infrastructure is so damn unsecure. It is ridiculously easy to get into some places. Pray to God that the NSA and DHS don’t miss something or someone.
+3How to make it more American (semi-suburban “redneck” edition) according to FatGPT:
+3- Squated landing gear.
- giant diesel exhaust pipes
- Cummins engine.
- headlights powerful enough to blind every other driver(pilot) and ignite a piece of steel from a mile away.
- GAU-8 Avenger
- full sized fridge, none of that puny European crap.
- enough M4/AR15 pattern rifles, M1s, cheap Chinese bolt actions, and pistols to arm an average-sized militia.
- dog.
- debt.
- drywall.
- a defense budget big enough to fight God.
- French frys (not chips)
- five thousand two hundred eighty feet.
- propane.
- freedom.
- and a solid slab of 36x36x4 inch marble.
The cheap ones usually taste the best
+3stomach bug rank update!!!!!
+3bro what is he doing in there?
+3Dude just made 193 comments, i ain’t upvoting all of those
+3Very fair points, I may attempt this in the future
+3WarHasComeToSanSalvacionAgain sauce
+3Those are AGM-88 HARMs on the A-10’a outmost pylons, not AIM-120s, which is way more exciting!
+3Will we get simulated radars? Jamming?
Will Jundroo dive into the chaotic world of electronic warfare?
@TheMouse
+3nooooo do not eat the highly corrosive and toxic RAM coating
why do you always eat everything you see????
Y’all are getting videos in the jet stream?!?!
+3Must I fight to prove I earned the title Fastest Updooter in the West three years ago?
+3Holy crap, that looks like a logistical nightmare
+3Woah, how did I miss an entire From the Depths plot type war happening on the interstate?
+3Congratulations to the five females on the site.
+3Nothing forces you to send inappropriate messages. Think about it before you hit the send button.
+3I think we have one of these in Kentucky
+3Behold the newest battlefield innovation:
+3the gay laser
Reject cat girl, embrace tac girl
+3(non) Important Announcement:
+3The KY Wing Commander is now aware of this monstrosity's existence
I might as well hop on the bandwagon
+3Here's an upvote comrade
I love the way it moves, It doesn't look artificial, so smooth and graceful, it flows so well.
+3I don't know how to describe it, I just love it.
Absolutely incredible!
"I feel like half the site would jump off a cliff if you told them there was a cracker at the bottom."
+3-Graingy
I'm gonna sell your phone number to the french telemarketers
+3average pursuit in Arkansas
+3Probably giving frogs more limbs than they are supposed to have
+3You are asking for realism in SimplePlanes. I'm sorry my friend, but it is not possible.
+3We are back in business gentlemen, the glorious devs have un-f***ed the site
+3I would gladly pay a hundred dollars to put this either on my random junk display shelf or add to my ps2 collection of 7 games
+3@ToeTips
For replicas, the biggest help is the blueprint function, grab a blueprint off the internet and build using it as a guide. I also like look at pictures online or in books. Sometimes it's helpful for me to have a physical die-cast model or matchbox toy. I also like to read about how the aircraft is developed, going down rabbit holes of the programs and ideas surrounding it. Honestly the best way to get better is to just do it, practice makes progress.
While this plane isn't a replica, it's based on the Boeing 985-121, F-20, and F-16. I like to use other real aircraft as inspiration and as guides to make fictional aircraft, just like you did with the EuroLightning.
+3I didnt expect to discover so much lore here
+3bank security camera quality
+3already am, ive already changed my easy to guess password
+3thanks
Poor gripen got turned into a gender reveal
+3Long live Avalon
+3ahem
E
+3Never @KangaKangaTheRedNosedRoo.
+3I somehow forgot the password and had to reset my phone to factory settings, deleting everything. If you want me to finish it I can try.
@Inuyasha8215 What type of rabbit hole did you go through to end up here?
+3911: 911, what your emergency?
+3Caller: Please help me tere’s ah flieing lawn mawer an’aye can hep lee arumwa eg sit hepageeaya fawc pla [indistinguishable]
911: Sir, are y-
Caller: IENWDBHFIDOWOWLWWLSNDBBCHCOWPQOEITCCB. FFFFFWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH *lawn mower noises*
Thanks! @Alta2809 @MrVaultech @Abdiyanov
+3Thanks! @Alta2809 @ElectricVehicle @11qazxc
+3Thanks! @Gbhole @theeunknown @ElectricVehicle
+3confused screaming
+3bro speedran it
+2my goodness
Literally everything in the videos is just stuff that the developers have publicly released in forums, videos, and discord dev report things
+2That poor horizontal stabilizer is fighting for its life
+2Those who beat their swords into plows will be ruled by those who didnt
+2Agree with the war point tho, war bad.
@YarisHatchback
+2I’ve been to Florida a couple times.
I got to stay in an EOC
They’re pretty chill from what I encountered