56.6k WisconsinStatePolice Comments

  • Got things to do, brb 2.1 years ago

    now this is how you make a goodbye post, none of that cringe forum stuff, look at that handsome gentleman. See you soon!

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  • most upvoted comment on this post tells me what to build 11 days ago

    Peace in the middle east

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  • Cursed Bush Plane 4.3 years ago

    “Hello, SCP foundation?
    It’s me.
    Yeah, it happened again.”

    +9
  • A formal apology 11 months ago

    Sorry because you got caught?
    Either way, forgiveness is given freely, but respect needs to be re-earned. Welcome back friend!

    +8
  • November-December 1993 hijacking wave 20 days ago

    just a random fun fact
    In July 1954, America experienced its first (in a while at least) hijacking of an airliner, a DC-6. The young hijacker entered the cockpit with firearm and brandished it in a threatening manner, and then one of the pilots promptly drew their own sidearm and shot the hijacker.

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  • Cessna 172 SkyHawk 11 months ago

    9.9/10, the interior carpet and walls aren't falling off and there isn't a random loose screw that seems to magically spawn in the registration holder pocket.
    (This is amazing!)

    +7
  • Have you seen the mods comments? 1.2 years ago

    I do it often.
    Mod comments are an effective way to keep up on drama and “stalk” certain people.

    +7
  • Bro what the actual hell 1.4 years ago

    the darn sharks bit the cable again, nothing Andrew can't handle

    +7
  • F-5E With Tactical Cat Ears 1.7 years ago

    I’m gonna sell your phone number to the French telemarketers

    +7
  • Do you regret buying SP? 8 months ago

    SimplePlanes is like Legos or Minecraft, the only true limit is your imagination and motivation.

    +6
  • Volotok no longer exists. 1.1 years ago

    People don’t just blindly give you points unless you deserve them. Obviously you deserved the points and followers you had.
    I always loved your smaller aircraft, you can sorta see how a few of my aircraft mimicked the shapes in the front.
    Why do people keep deleting amazing content? I’m starting to get really disappointed when this happens.

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  • K-Orca MK-I 4.6 years ago

    "A dead rat"
    I have several questions.

    +6
  • Is this secret color theme? 5 months ago

    I believe that’s the one used in the grey blueprint-like pictures when you upload a plane to the site.

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  • im bored one year ago

    Don’t be scared of planes. Planes want to fly. You can let go of the controls and the plane will stabilize itself. Be scared of helicopters. Helicopters are just 50,000 parts flying in close formation, and all of them want to crash. It’s a constant battle between man and machine to keep those things in the air.

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  • Do they know? one year ago

    if you can see them, then you ain't the target

    +5
  • The Smog is coming. Stop pollution and save maywar 1.1 years ago

    Pollution means progress
    Clean air is for communists

    +5
  • Stupidity Challenge Results 3.3 years ago

    The results are in bois!!! Ha-PPPFFFHDIOANHWAFKLUASCLAHKUVGLUAVERCUGNVERKU

    +5
  • What is this? 3.7 years ago

    You fools, look at it, it’s so easy

    It’s obviously an airplane

    ha.

    I’ll leave now, take my updoot

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  • Kirov Airship 4.5 years ago

    "Kirov reporting"

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  • RTLS 4.6 years ago

    hol' up I recognize that engine...

    +5
  • How You Guys Handle The Bad Mood Situation? 11 days ago

    Sleep, exercise, and proper dieting helps a lot
    (Dieting is just eating healthier, like maybe an apple and a sandwich instead of a bag of Cheetos. Drink water too, hydration is important. )
    Also happiness is a direction, not a destination.

    +4
  • Venting about YouTube.. one month ago

    They might argue that we have the option to opt out by just not clicking on shorts. We’re not forced to watch shorts, we decide to open the app and then click on shorts.
    But yea fair point

    +4
  • F-26 ARCHANGEL 7 months ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    I will edit your death into the All Dogs go to Heaven 2 Wikipedia article

    +4
  • X-358 Boone 8 months ago

    I have returned, as the prophecy foretold. Now, the question is: will I stay?

    +4
  • Are apfsds rounds consumable? 11 months ago

    do not.

    (.22LR is cheaper and easier to find)

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  • A door to nowhere. 1.1 years ago

    Police! Search warrant! Open the door! Anybody in there!?

    +4
  • [CLOSED] Name = Part Count Challenge 1.2 years ago

    Aight boys, time to dust off ye old F-4

    +4
  • Gumpert Wyvris - Government of the City State of Snowstone 1.2 years ago

    So you’re telling me that SnowStone diplomats and government officials are using their diplomatic immunity to street race random citizens in the county they’re visiting?
    I love these guys! Now this is how you do public relations!

    +4
  • GIVE ME AN IDEA 1.2 years ago

    can you build peace in the middle east pls thx

    +4
  • I found the best place to fly an RC airplane 1.2 years ago

    what about Washington D.C.'s restricted airspace

    +4
  • Has anyone actually 3d printed the planes from in-game? 1.3 years ago

    I’ve printed some aircraft that I modeled specifically to be printed, as well as airsoft sights, grips, and mag adapters, plus random things for around the house, brochure holders for CAP, and things for friends.

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  • I???_???t?¨??????'???~????s??¨?????? ?"??¸c???????_?o?°???m?`??i?^?????n???`??_g?¨???? 1.7 years ago

    Yeah I completely agree with you man, the local gelato is rather over-priced.

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  • Wasp Woman 2.3 years ago

    Hey, um...

    Why?

    +4
  • Sweet Revenge 2.4 years ago

    I dont know what the crap is going on but cool

    +4
  • FISH CHALLENGE 2.5 years ago

    Killer fish from San Diego

    +4
  • Roblox old R6 Rig one month ago

    life
    is roblox

    +3
  • Lafayette Falcon pumper NBMFD 2 months ago

    yall are on fire with these puns
    wait

    +3
  • [Used Cars] HENRY LTD Queen Historia 3 months ago

    Oh mighty baller, may I modify this vehicle?

    +3
  • [Used Cars] HENRY LTD Queen Historia 3 months ago

    @YarisHatchback
    Heh heh
    Okay….

    +3
  • SSPV 1183 - Snowstone National Constabulary 3 months ago

    holy shit, dual 150mm guns on an IFV. How much space is left that isn't used for the gun and the engine?
    Classify it as a superweapon or let me buy one

    +3
  • Shooting Game 4 months ago

    Incredible! Will we have an aim down sights mode?

    +3
  • SimplePlanes 2 — What do YOU want to see? 4 months ago

    programming, especially for lights, but that’s just me

    +3
  • Low-lag radar subassembly 6 months ago

    look-down shoot-down?

    +3
  • [COMBINATION CHALLENGE] F-5 4-in-1 8 months ago

    there will be consequences.

    +3
  • Got to go to the airport today! (Yipee!) 9 months ago

    boy oh boy do I love violating Title 49 Subtitle B Chapter XII Sub-chapter C Part 1542 among other TSA regulations

    I'm very jealous of your adventures, friend. Have fun!

    Also, that fighter jet is an L-39 I believe. It's a fighter-trainer, popular, and relatively cheap (Compared to other limited options)

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  • What is it like living in the United States Of America? 10 months ago

    My random America experiences/observations:

    • the interstate interchanges in Texas can sometimes be three or four layers tall.
    • A giant tornado will usually try to kill you at least once a year.
    • Some Emergency Operations Centers in Florida are almost as secure as the gold vault on Ft. Knox.
    • Illinois is just a Minecraft Super-flat world, and the roads turn at 90 degree angles.
    • NYC is allegedly horrible, and they’re screwing over immigrants instead of helping them. (From what I hear, not confirmed)
    • why oh why is food and rent so expensive????
    • the fire department will hose you down in the summer under certain circumstances.
    • the road signs and traffic cones are free, as long as the cops don’t catch you.
    • social engineering can get you into just about anywhere
    • 9 specific power substations being taken offline, either through error, mechanical faults, or physical or digital attacks, can cascade into the entire country losing power.
    • A black start after a major power outage could take weeks
    • services and society may break down before three weeks without power.
    • the nuclear reactors are literally hand-cranked to initiate start up.
    • again, our critical infrastructure is so damn unsecure. It is ridiculously easy to get into some places. Pray to God that the NSA and DHS don’t miss something or someone.

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  • 'Murica 11 months ago

    How to make it more American (semi-suburban “redneck” edition) according to FatGPT:
    - Squated landing gear.
    - giant diesel exhaust pipes
    - Cummins engine.
    - headlights powerful enough to blind every other driver(pilot) and ignite a piece of steel from a mile away.
    - GAU-8 Avenger
    - full sized fridge, none of that puny European crap.
    - enough M4/AR15 pattern rifles, M1s, cheap Chinese bolt actions, and pistols to arm an average-sized militia.
    - dog.
    - debt.
    - drywall.
    - a defense budget big enough to fight God.
    - French frys (not chips)
    - five thousand two hundred eighty feet.
    - propane.
    - freedom.
    - and a solid slab of 36x36x4 inch marble.

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  • this looks like the kind of battery to leak acit 11 months ago

    The cheap ones usually taste the best

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  • Graingy PSA: New Rank?!?!? Real!??!!? one year ago

    stomach bug rank update!!!!!

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