65.9k TheMouse Comments

  • What Will Happen If You Edit Your Player's Bio That Says "Player's Biography Has Been Removed"? 11 months ago

    You go are instantly ip banned until you sacrifice a goat to our lord and savior Andrew Garrison.
    You are banned for an indefinite period of time.
    Of course, you dont want to be ip banned, so you must try and get unbanned.
    You may do this in several simple steps.
    1. Locate a goat naturally born with the Jundroo logo on it as a birthmark.
    2. Cary the goat to mt Andrew.
    3. Get 69 of your friends to stand in a circle and sing Never Gonna Give You Up
    4. Stand in the center of the circle and stab the goat to death with a fork 42 times.
    5. Skin the goat, and pin its skin up to a rock on the very peak of the mountain. You may identify this rock by the fact that it has an image of Rick Astley scratched onto it. The Jundroo logo on the goats skin must be right side up parallel to the Juno star’s 4th natural satellite.
    6. When you have done this, assuming you have done it correctly that is, a bolt of Andrews devine lightning will fall from the sky and engulf the whole mountain. If he is satisfied with your offering, he will allow you to live.
    7. Walk all the way home, (no riding anything, it breaks the rules) and sign onto simple planes, using this link.
    8. You are now unbanned. Good job.

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  • The M-WAR is over! Whats next? 1.2 years ago

    We wait for someone to start drama so we can report it.

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  • 3/10 Posts removed by a mod(erator) 1.2 years ago

    The mods will only remove posts if they are against the rules. I am sure they had good reasons to remove your posts in the past. Get better, and they will not do it again. But at this point, this is just kinda causing drama that does not need to happen. We know you will not leave. So why bother making this post?

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  • Spark for a heated discussion 1.1 years ago

    Your post has been removed because it appears to break the website rules. You can read them here. Please refrain from attempting to start drama in the forums.

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  • It's time for a new name... one year ago

    Andrew’s Playhouse
    “The home of Andrewisim”


    FlyingBlocks
    “Make things fly that never should!”


    SimplePain
    “Spend years of your life building 10000 part builds only to get 1 upvote.”


    SimplePlanes2
    “Build meme builds.”


    German Corsair Inc:
    yeet bois

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  • omaneko war thunder body pillow 1.2 years ago

    "What an unfortunate day to have eyes."
    -one of the mods

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  • What material is the fuselage block / block in Simpleplanes? 6 months ago

    It is made out of the 4269th element, known as Andrewinium.

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  • Windmill From Windmill park. one year ago

    Now I just save 1000 new locations, and spawn one of these at each of them!
    sad iPad noises

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  • Help Shape the SimplePlanes 2 Soundtrack - Vote for your favorite SP1 song! one year ago

    Rickroll song. Constantly. With no option to turn it off. Ever.

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  • Volotok no longer exists. 1.1 years ago

    Why do people keep deleting their accoutns?

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  • Introducing AutoModerator 3 months ago

    Cool!
    Hate the spam, hope this can help.
    The look at the @autoModerator pfp lol

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  • toiletta one year ago

    My worst nightmares have been realized.

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  • MisterBoost ForceField. one year ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • I'm sorry, im such a dickhead... 2 months ago

    Ok, this one got me for a minute there.

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  • Who actually liked PEA planes 10 months ago

    PEA as a concept was awesome. Some people just used them to pump out low quality point farming builds, but using these people as the stereotype for all PEA makers is quite stupid.
    I think the trend was great, although admittedly a bit long.

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  • What does the website look like as a moderator? one year ago

    However, here is a list of their privileges:
    -Removing posts (different than normal deletion)
    -Deleting posts (same as normal deletion)
    -Featuring posts
    -Giving strikes
    -Pinning forum posts
    -Banning accounts (both temporary and permanent)
    -IP banning accounts (permanent and instantly bans any alts) (may only be for devs)
    -Editing posts, comments and bio posts made by other users (the same way as those users do)
    -Viewing unlisted posts on people's profiles, and removing such posts if they break the rules.
    -Deleting biographies
    -Removing points that users gained from deleted posts
    -Viewing comment edit history, and removed comments.
    -Undeleting posts that you have deleted.

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  • I need to unlist stuff 1.1 years ago

    When you are posting a plane from the game, click on the button that says “public” and it will change to “unlisted” instead. There is no way to make a plane that is already public unlisted, but you can publish unlisted planes.

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  • People never use my aircraft on their screenshots 1.2 years ago

    ???
    People use their own aircraft in their screenshots. They dont usually need more planes. And even if they did, it takes a very specific type of plane to be a good background for a screenshot. Why do you even care?

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  • Regarding About My English 1.2 years ago

    I have spoken English my whole life, and I can understand almost everyone on this site perfectly. A couple of small mistakes are not gonna stop me from understanding you. You are one of the better ones.

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  • Graingy Survey: Does the world want a dancing water bottle? 1.2 years ago

    YES! THE WORLD WANTS THAT!

    NO! THE WORLD NEEDS THAT! IT IS NECESSARY TO THE SURVIVAL OF ALL PEOPLE ON SIMPLE PLANES! YOU MUST POST IT!

    IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF OUR DEATHS!

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  • [AF] I tagged @VeroViper in every Viper post. 1.2 years ago

    I swear, if you tag me on every machine gun related (or mouse related) post, I will block you. Permanently.
    So, DONT DO IT

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  • Why so L O N G? 1.2 years ago

    Me when I read the title: 💀

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  • community updates? 1.4 years ago

    This sounds like a great idea, especially because they do not do updates anymore. I probably could not mod even if I tried, but if this was done, it would be really cool. And some more mods that are directly implemented into the game would be great, especially for a mobile user. Multiplayer for mobile would be my first choice, but I would love to see what other people make.

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  • SimplePlanes memes 5 months ago

    Funni

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  • Origin of Life one year ago

    This is the base of a mountain of creativity. This is the foundation of all of our hopes. This is the beginning of all of our successes and failures. And this is the rock upon which I shall build my plane.
    It is quite fitting, therefore, that the moderators should remove this for being low effort.

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  • SimplePlanes has fallen. 1.1 years ago

    Simple planes will never fall! They could not kill us with juno, and this will not kill us either. Some of us, including me, will buy sp2, but we will continue sp until the end. Simple planes will not fall until the very last player leaves. And this, we know, will not happen.

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  • SimplePlanes 2 Announcement Trailer 1.1 years ago

    YES!

    WE WERE RIGHT!

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  • A. Weisenheimer… Surely We Never See this Here 1.2 years ago

    There are, in fact, many of these people here. Posting this however, does absolutely nothing to stop them.

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  • Observation mission [teaser 1] 1.2 years ago

    T

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  • All I want to not to quit is to change thats all. 1.3 years ago

    Seriously. This is getting old. As the old saying goes, “actions speak louder than words.” Once you learn to act nicely to other players, they will accept you, and you will not even have to make a post like this. We have seen your false “repentance” before, and we know that it is not true. Just stop, and stop being weird. As mrsilverwolf would say, “this is a plane game, and please keep it to planes.” (Or something very similar to that)
    If you truly wish there to be a better situation, act like it.
    Edit: as Mr silver wolf would say “do not start drama in the comments, report, and move on.” Upvote this comment if you agree, but let’s not comment a bunch more stuff. This forum is already filled with trash.

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  • I guess Monarchii will never be my friend anymore... 1.3 years ago

    Stop. It is your own fault that you were being so annoying, pinging them so often, it’s no wonder people do not want to be your friend. Do not act so innocent. You completely caused this. None of us can help you because you put yourself in this situation. If you did not act like this, you would not be here. Act better, and maybe people will not be blocking you, but none of us can change how you act, hence the pointlessness of asking us to help you.

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  • Pls remove the stupid dumb plane upload limit rule 1.3 years ago

    It’s not about posting as many planes as you want. That is just trying to get undeserved upvotes. If you actually spend some time on a plane, it will get a lot more upvotes than just posting hundreds of planes a day. Also, they cannot remove this for one other reason, that the site would be swamped by people like you posting as much as they possibly can.

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  • TV Guided Missiles 19 days ago

    If you mean somehow having a camera output to another screen (like a text lable) that is impossible as far as I know.
    However, if you have a custom built missile (that is essentially like a plane powered by a rocket or smth, and that is controlled by something else, say pitch and roll, then it is possible. You have to put the control surfaces on rotators, and then use information like this.
    If that did not make sense, look at builds like this. If you do something like this, then when you set the view to the camera view, you can adjust where the turret is pointing by where you are looking.
    A not too complicated adjustment of this system will allow you to make the pitch rotator (the one that controls how high the cannon is pointing) into something that will adjust the rear control surfaces so you can control the pitch from the camera, and the same can be done for the roll. (You might need to change what kind of rotator you are using, but the input should be the same.)
    Another thing to keep in mind when doing this is the fact that your plane (that this missile was launched from) will need a method to keep it stable while you are controlling the missile, as if both plane and missile are controlled by pitch and roll, then the plane will try to do the same thing as the missile, but in a way much more dangerous to the pilot’s life. I have (for a similar issue) had activation groups that deactivated all the plane’s input (!Activate1 means that when one is not activated, and it can be useful for this kind of stuff), and activated a gyroscope, so the plane has a kind of auto pilot cruse thing when you are controlling the missile, and once it hits, you can switch back to the plane.
    With a bit of funky trees knowledge, I am willing to guess that it would be possible to tie these activation groups to something other than an activation group, and maybe even to whether the missile has crashed yet, but thats more than I can do.

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  • Believe Me, Its Not A Trap one month ago

    instructions unclear
    I just blew up the box…

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  • How do I download mods on mobile? 2 months ago

    You cannot. A while back, apple policy did not allow it, and it has not worked since then. There are two mods which are built into the game though, those work.

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  • What does that mean if Andrew Garrison upvotes my planes 4 months ago

    He has most likely just curated them for VR use.
    He often upvotes the ones he curates for VR.
    For example on the post you just made (that I just spotlighted, cause why not?) he just upvoted, you can see it is now curated. (It shows right above the spotlights section.)

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  • How does this game keep a consistent fan base after 9 years? 7 months ago

    3 reasons.
    1. Works on (quite literally) anything. People are not prevented from playing by their device.
    2. Allows people to be creative. The sky is the limit.
    3. Unique. Have you ever seen anything like this game anywhere? Apart from flyout, (much newer, and only computer) there is essentially nothing like it.

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  • What happened to A380lover or smthing 11 months ago

    Yeah, banned for stalking pan, sexual stuff, etc. What did you expect lol?

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  • If I dig a hole will anyone pay me for the slag to live in it? 11 months ago

    You are a rock. If you can dig, you can do anything.

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  • Airbus A300-605R Lufthansa (D-AIAX) one year ago

    MOUSE WAS HERE FIRST!

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  • Why are my parts sentient? one year ago

    It is common knowledge that the harder you are working on a build, the more glitchy the parts are.
    Really tho, I have no idea, perhaps you can record a video? I am on mobile, so I do not really know how computer works.

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  • Volotok Archives Library (Updated On Every day) 1.1 years ago

    Even though you are not posting publicly, thank you so much for reposting these. They were, and still are, very good.

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  • SITE IS GLITCHY! [Fixed] 1.1 years ago

    @WNP78 @AndrewGarrison @Jundroo
    Hope this tags you. Read the forum post.

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  • SITE IS GLITCHY! [Fixed] 1.1 years ago

    @FOXHOUND26
    Exactly. It seems the site has been updated, and a bunch of stuff does not work. Upvoting comments brings you to an error page.

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  • People never use my aircraft on their screenshots 1.2 years ago

    @BadahhMuscleCar001
    If you dont care, why did you post this?

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  • for the VR players… 1.2 years ago

    Hi.

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  • What replica? 1.2 years ago

    A flying lunch box, with a vr cockpit.

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  • Off-Topic tag in videos 1.2 years ago

    @TriStar
    Well, fortunately, it only tags the first three mentions in each comment, but still, that would be very annoying to be constantly tagged.

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  • I don't understand why WCAC is uploading stolen builds again 1.2 years ago

    He has not changed, and won’t. Just stay away from him. And this forum post will be removed, cause of drama, so you may just as well remove it anyway. Report the builds, and move on. I could say so much more, but I do not want a strike. I am sorry.

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  • [OFFTOPIC] I just want to legitimately know about something 29 days ago

    Finding a block in a planestack.

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