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  • Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding J*b Application one month ago

    Tag I:
    @Keiyronelleavgeek566
    @SuperSoli8
    @KPLball

  • Filled out job application one month ago

    @SPWithLizzie
    Your application has been: DENIED
    We encourage you to seek other positions within our corporation!
    Please accept this photo of a cute little kitty as an apology.

  • Filled out job application one month ago

    @SPWithLizzie
    Due to the invention of quantum corpo calenderization, the 2nd of December is in fact a Friday, as it spans the entire week for maximum work efficiency
    Please, remember to Bring your Own Bombing Resumé to the interview, as this position requires 339 YEARS of prior work experience!

  • Filled out job application one month ago

    @SPWithLizzie

    This is an automated message, and your reply has not been forwarded to the [REDACTED] corporation. Apologies

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  • Ten. thousand. 2 months ago

    Congrats on 10k btw!
    (Sorry I just found your stuff outta nowhere)

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    @Kikikokikomarumaru15000 ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME???
    IT'S THE SWITCHES THAT CAUSE THIS???
    WHY
    WHAT
    this game
    I love this game
    this game makes me crazy
    this game makes me cry
    .
    That being said tho
    Thank you :3
    I've had this bug mess up many of my aircraft before, I never knew that was the reason

  • God forbid Swedish players have fun 2 months ago

    Upper tier jets are focused more towards missiles than guns, and Sweden commonly utilizes revolving or auto cannons, as opposed to the "miniguns" commonly seen on American aircraft
    It's a trend with most aircraft that use single-barrel guns (or twin), like the Flankers which have 120 rounds each (iirc). Another part of the reason is smaller aircraft with larger rounds, Sweden commonly uses 27mm and 30mm, with most their Airframes being relatively small compared to their counterparts.
    Also, the J35XS has like 150 rounds, iirc the A and D both have 200 split between 2 guns

  • Tag list 2 months ago

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  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    @Supersoli8 yeah, lemme look at the post rq
    .
    I dont have a notification for it, re-tag me

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    @Supersoli8 I had to reuplpad it to fix the canopy, and as such I deleted the original post

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    @Rob119 i just never use pistons tbh

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    @Rob119 I don't use pistons, or shocks, for that very reason

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    @Rob119 it should be fixed. If it isn't and it magically broke again out of nowhere, I'm just ending it
    Nevermind, still broken
    I honestly just don't care anymore. SP does this so often it's not even funny. It's connected to the fuselage so it won't come off during Ejection but it also won't mess up, so people can cry all they want.

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    Re-Tag III:
    @DeeganwithaBazooka
    @dabestsock
    @DrakonDynamics

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    Re-Tag II:
    @Rb2h
    @Rob119
    @SuperSoli8

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    Re-Tag I:
    @Keiyronelleavgeek566
    @KPLball
    @Technicalstrat

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    @Rob119 hey, can you do me an ENORMOUS fucking favor
    Can you tell me
    What the FUCK
    Is janking the Canopy? I have never had a game make me want to actually kill myself more than right now.

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    @Supersoli8 if my canopy is being knocked off centre, remove collisions from it and the detacher it's on

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    @Rob119 kinda, it would technically be a MHQ, but I'd reserve full HHQs for true AWACS
    .
    (I didn't think about that before posting)
    I might modify the HCH-19 to make an AWACS sometime soon (complete rebuild of the wings and tail and transition from heli to probably Tiltjet)

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    Tag III:
    @Rob119
    @KPLball
    @dabestsock

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    Tag II:
    @DrakonDynamics
    @Rb2h
    @SuperSoli8

  • Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator 2 months ago

    Tag I:
    @Keiyronelleavgeek566
    @Technicalstrat
    @Deeganwithabazooka

  • AW-250 2 months ago

    @Technicalstrat it's alright

  • cesnar 172 2 months ago

    Hey uhh, I think you misread the instructions

  • Emmie Två **SIX** Två Pilk Zeh Store- er 2 months ago

    @LocalCatNamedToroInoue yeah, "The Me-262 was a jet fighter aircraft developed in the early 1940s by Germany while under Adolf Hitler's rule"

  • The Brake Craft 2 months ago

    How to evade police:
    Option A: Speed faster
    Option B: brake such an atrocious amount you go from 9000 to 20 in 5 seconds
    Option C: start shooting

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    @Supersoli8 sorrryyyy, I don't want you to be uncomfy
    @BaconEggs NOOOOOOOOOO

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    @Supersoli8 the joke photo (under the "hear me out" link and at the bottom of the post)
    It made you uncomfy, and that's quite a meanie thing to do
    I take them in SP and edit them with my photos app, I upload them via PostImages.org
    (Fixed link)
    Oh wait
    Unless you're talking about ingame
    Normally I just use Bandit but these are from Avalanche, in front of the Control Tower

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    @Supersoli8 dont worry, I'm just joking
    Sorry tho

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    @Supersoli8 you can do a teaser, it isn't copying to do something similar after someone else has, I don't own the concept of a teaser

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    @CrestelAeronautics
    @SuperSoli8
    Hear me out

  • RB107's Chatroom [Starry Bistro] 2 months ago

    @RB107 (not a sir btw but I dont mind)
    uhhhhhhhhhhh
    Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Do you have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Uhm
    Monster? With a side uhhhh
    hmmmmmmmmm
    With a side of uhhhh
    A side of
    Side of uh- Mikoyan Guerevich MiG-29A (or 9-12)s uhh pretty please
    Oh nebbeemine
    Gimme some Tea with a side of uh Fritz-X, but might I suggest you add Rheintochters to your menu?

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    @CrestelAeronautics yuh!
    (I'm making it moreso like the Su-24, Su-34, or VARK)

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    @Supersoli8 it's the cuddle cockpit

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    Tag III:
    @DrakonDynamics
    @Rob119
    @dabestsock

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    Tag II:
    @Deeganwithabazooka
    @Technicalstrat
    @KPLball

  • Something Neato This Way Comes 2 months ago

    Tag I: (not an aircraft but still)
    @Keiyronelleavgeek566
    @Rb2h
    @SuperSoli8

  • The Greater Earth 2 months ago

    @RepublicofWrightIsles East Aseion then?

  • The Greater Earth 2 months ago

    @Rob119 yeah
    Country Name: Exeron
    Political Alignment: Socialist
    Capital City: Rättenheim
    Population: 7,482,991
    Language: English / Swedish
    Location: East Aseion
    Gained Independence: N/A

  • The Greater Earth 2 months ago

    @Rob119 hey, if you want to you can add Exeron to this, would make more sense with the EVT
    (If you do decide to I remade the flag of Exeron)

  • Emmie Två **SIX** Två Pilk Zeh Store- er 2 months ago

    @LocalCatNamedToroInoue what, sechs? What are you talking about?

  • Emmie Två **SIX** Två Pilk Zeh Store- er 2 months ago

    @Graingy Jag kan egentligen bara svenska och tyska, jag pratar inte blyförgiftning eller anime.
    Oh, och speciellt inte snigelmuncher
    (I had to look up Snigelmuncher and blyförgiftning seeing as I haven't had a reason to say "lead poisoning" or "snail muncher")

  • Emmie Två **SIX** Två Pilk Zeh Store- er 2 months ago

    @Graingy mea mala
    paenitet
    dixi
    volo autem bubulae Sandwico cum SALSA
    (I'm just using Google Translate at this point btw)

  • Aircraftbooom(solved) 2 months ago

    @Supersoli8 I can try, I haven't ever actually made a bomb bay surprisingly

  • Emmie Två **SIX** Två Pilk Zeh Store- er 2 months ago

    @SupremeDorian I removed the only section that contains anything actually bad, the rest of it is (from what I assume) fine

  • Stupid ST-34442 2 months ago

    @LocalCatNamedToroInoue thank you :3
    You can leave it up or delist it if you like, I was just more worried about you having access to it

  • Stupid Challenge 2 months ago

    @LocalCatNamedToroInoue okey, good good

  • Stupid Challenge 2 months ago

    @Kerbango it wasn't a very exquisite aircraft, I usually have 30 saves of what I actually care about most, but uh, which game do I remember that from

  • Illuminate stingray 2 months ago

    @Mayzex10 I think FT allows for an input line that effectively reads "target within [RANGE] fire" but I don't think it's smart enough to recognize angles