5,904 SchmooveBrain
Player Biography
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Lockheed Martin
Help how did I NOT know Toby Fox dropped Chapters 3&4 like a week ago
I uhh, life has meaning again
I must go Delta the Rune
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Nvm guess Imgur doesn't want to host a gif of his yeeyee ahh dances
idk if it's apathy or disassociation or what but the drudgeries of daily life are really starting to get to me once again and life just doesn't feel real anymore
don't expect consistency for a while lol
Before You Scroll
I am available for various things, you can "contract" me for things such as TVC, stabilizing aircraft, building (TONK) turrets or hulls, and so on. I can also help with custom missiles, just tag me in any build you want help with.
With Tonk Hulls / Turrets, specify a few things:
Number of Road Wheels
Tank Style (NAME A TONK)
Era
What amount of greebling you want (to make it stylistically pleasing)
Engine deck
Track Style (Wheeled, Tracked, Half-Track, 4 Track, etc.)
Type (Heavy, Amphibious, Light, SPAA, High Angle Artillery, Medium, MBT, APC, IFV, Etc.)
(Greebling is a term for any eye candy in sci-fi or fantasy that serves no purpose other than to look cool. The Millenium Falcon from Star Wars is possibly the best reference)
Hell actually, contract me on aircraft, tell me what you want and I'll make it, sending you updates along the way, and then I'll post it unlisted and remove it later on, all I ask of you is to give me a lil credit when you post it
I am also open to collaborate on builds, and you can freely take from my builds as well.
okay, now back to my bullshit
AWH YEAH ITS THAT MONTH AGAIN
My stand, autismus prime, allows me to create weird looking "military" stuffs. You'll never defeat me, JoJo!
Use whatever language you would like on my posts, I'm not here to restrict that, but if you plan to criticize anything actually explain what it is you're criticizing (and I do not care about stability criticism unless it makes sense, prop torque is a real thing people)
Alongside that, do not come to my posts just to hate. Not that I plan to really do anything, it's just kind of annoying getting my notifications spammed by toddlers
louder and Louder And Louder AND LOUDER
THE VOICES
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY'RE CALLING ME CRAZY
CRAZY? Well, I was crazy once. You know what they did to me, Batman? They locked me in Arkham Asylum, Batman! You know where in Arkham Asylum? That's right, a rubber room in Arkham Asylum! Guess what was there in that rubber room, Batman? Rats! Rats Batman! There were hordes upon hordes of rats, Batman! I can't go back there Batman... you know what the rats'll do to me, Batman? They'll make me crazy Batman! Me!? Crazy?! Well Batman, I was crazy once, Batman! Then they locked me in arkham asylum, Batman. They- YOU'RE GOING TO ARKHAM, BAT BOY! THE RATS, THE RATS ARE GOING TO MAKE YOU CRAZY, BATMAN! But Batman, crazy? Well, let me tell you a story. I.. yes I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! was crazy once.
Gaijin: CorruptShadows9
FN: SchmoovBrain
WZ: SchmoovBrain
WARNING: OFFENSIVE IMAGERY
i trns :3
Paraphrased historical quote of the [TIMEFRAME HERE]:
"A single F-15EX can carry more CAS ordinance than the entire Swedish Tech Tree" - Someone on the WT Forums
16 TF/NB, Guitarist, Autist, Artist (somewhat), WT Enjoyer, Cat Enjoyer, Plane Enjoyer, and Learning Programmer. - Any Pronouns (pls use she/they tho)
Current gender: two skittles and a mildly irritated lobster (binarally deficient)
Random fun facts:
- I have autism
- I play Warthunder
- I enjoy music heavily, mainly listening to stuff like MCR, Ghost, or Femtanyl, but I also know how to play multiple instruments.
Current Projects:
MAH-11 Mosquito: Posted!
Umbra Mk5C: Posted!
Part and System Backlog, primarily to ensure I don't lose my current Sub-Assemblies and for anyone to use if they want it
As it ascertains to my builds, expect some creativity and quality, but don't expect miracles. Everything I make is flawed as hell, as it honestly should be
My Best Builds
These builds made me happy while making and are my favorite in terms of looks and usability, so therefore: da best :3
Eagle Dynamics JAS-32 Imperator
Fictional Companies I use (not really included in naming on site but I forgot it ports over the save name you use on the app, the companies just designate what style I used)
Eagle Dynamics (1972) - Semi-American or based off American / NATO Airframes
Prighoznyya Design Bureau (1941) - Semi-Russian or based off of Russian / Warsaw Airframes
Exeron Aerospace Corporation (1922, rebranded 1962) - Anything else, primarily taking inspiration from the Svenska Aeroplen Aktiebolegat
^ I have already gone back on this, the only aircraft under EAC were inspired by the MiG-29, and the only good aircraft under Eagle Dynamics was inspired by the MiG-23 (can you tell I love Russian aircraft?)
Other Corporations in circulation (storyless)
Telemeter (1944), Macroware (1924), Rocketdyne (1947), Umbra Arms (1963), Meteora Engines (1940), Dominion Radar Technologies (1951) , Skeletá Technologies (1993), Eagle Electric (1976), Lifeline Medical Corp (2003), and Excelsius Analog Systems (1921)
Also notable, Nomenclature and Meaning
J - Jakt (Fighter)
S - Strike
F - Fighter
L - Light
V - VTOL
T - Trainer
H - Heavy
X - Experimental
N - Nuclear (More for bombs / AGMs over aircraft)
Ground Designations:
L - Light
H - Heavy
M - Medium
U - Unmanned
R - Recon
P - Prototype
HQ - "Headquarters" (a command unit, which can be operated and still effective without any other forces around)
For those who may not know:
SPAA - Self Propelled Anti Air
SPG - Self Propelled Gun
AAA - Anti Air Artillery
SAM - Surface to Air Missile
Helicopter System (Weight - Role - Helicopter)
XXH - Helicopter
XXT - Tilt Rotor/Jet (Primary engines)
HXX - Heavy
MXX - Medium
LXX - Light
XAX - Attack
XUX - Utility
XCX - Cargo
XGX - Gunship
My numeral system goes based off of how "modern" the build is. Example, the JS-40 is deemed up there due to being a Canard-driven, TVC Capable, Jet fighter with BOL rails and the XAIM-3Bs, which are just modded Interceptors (who woulda guessed!)
(More for me but) Currently used names:
Sceptre, Skeletá, Spectre, Paladin, Martyr, Templar, Lancer, Swan, Spartan, Minuteman, "This Thing", Slipstream, Nosewise, Fenrir, Fennic, Sleipnir
Imma be a lil cwiminal rq
any personally identifiable information, such as my real name, address, phone number or any other contact information.
Heheheheheee
Current PFP Courtesy Of: my buddy who's 2x as good at art as I (I did not have him draw it, I simply stole it teehee)
(MM/DD/YY not because it "mAkEs SeNsE" cause it doesn't, but because funnier dates)
Account Milestones
420: 03/29/25
1k: 04/20/25 (or 04/21/25, either way really unfortunate date)
5k: 06/07/25... huhhhhhhhhhh "Sicks Sehvehn~~"