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  • DevConsole Shenanigans: 1.5 years ago

    @Dathcha @32 It's basically this but with things like Destroyer2 or BridgeCenter instead of Aircraft.

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  • THE SITE TRAVELED BACK IN TIME WHAT 5 months ago

    Post will be ready in 10 minutes

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  • USS BEAST IS UNDESTROYABLE (it is actually an alien ship) 5 months ago

    I believe you.

    Everyone don't trust the media, they don't want us to know this!

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  • Current work and future work 5 months ago

    I like the pickup, T on that one

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  • SP Questions 5 months ago

    @o2o thanks lol

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  • SP Questions 5 months ago

    @o2o
    1: yup, been a while hasn't it? How've you been?
    2: np m8
    3: no idea lol

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  • SP Questions 5 months ago

    The game doesn't actually simulate airflow so yeah you can't do most of those things

    I guess you could probably do gears with FT but idk the code for it

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  • Player points 5 months ago

    @Graingy this

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  • Player points 5 months ago

    @Graingy You also need over 1000 for the xml update feature for some reason, after that you only need them for spotlighting though.

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  • Landing Gear that opens then closes 5 months ago

    Some code from a plane I made, should work for what you want I think:

    ceil(smooth(clamp01(!GearDown), 1 / 3)) - floor(smooth(clamp01(!GearDown), 1 / 2))

    When lowering the landing gear, this code will open the door, wait 3 seconds, then close.

    When raising the gear, it does the same thing but will wait 2 seconds instead.

    To change how long it waits in both cases, just change 3 and 2 to whatever number of seconds you want.

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  • TEST 5 months ago

    You know what'd make this post really great? Adding 8 backticks in sequence somewhere in it.

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  • How to flip fighter jet throttle? 5 months ago

    Open throttle in overload, go to PosedGrip, change previewPose to Right.

    If you mean mirroring the actual throttle lever, I don't think you can do that.

    Using -1 for the scale seems to work, but it places the lever a little off from the hand preview, so I imagine it'd look that way in VR as well.

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  • Graingy Holiday Deals Announcement 5 months ago

    ear-crushing megaphone screech


    Attention everyone! As... most of you probably don't know actually, KL Aviation has declared bankruptcy a few months ago, and no longer builds new aircraft.

    However, we still have a massive stock of unsold aircraft, about 1000 Fishtails and 500 Jackpots.

    So we, purely out of the goodness of our hearts and definitely not in an attempt to get rid of the competition like a certain oil company from the late 1800s, have decided to sell each of them for a fixed price of $1.

    That's right! Just one dollar, and you can get yourself the latest in private aircraft technology, or even start your own airline company!*

    Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go before those pesky lawyers start rambling about "unfair practices" or "tax evasion" again, see ya!

    * you'll still need all the legal paperwork, fuel, staff and other expenses to maintain an airline company, we only sell the planes.

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  • New Tag: German Corsair 5 months ago

    @CalabooseCal wizardry

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  • New Tag: German Corsair 5 months ago

    Amateurs.

    Jokes aside, I don't think it's a good idea to mess too much with this since only devs can remove tags.

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  • bro wth 6 months ago

    Yup. From the site rules:

    Tweaking airplanes is okay
    
    It is okay to download someone else's airplane, make some tweaks, and re-upload a new variation.
    
    In fact, the original designer may even receive bonus points.
    
    However, if your variation does not offer any improvements over the existing airplane, then it may be removed.
    
    If you are circumventing the predecessor/successor system, then you will be banned. Never upload a successor as an original design; give credit to the designer of its predecessor.
    

    If you'd really rather not have people do that, you should add something in your biography page like "If you want to upload a modified version of one of my planes, ask for permission first".

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  • AE86 Ai Racer 6 months ago

    hmm

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  • Ohio Challenge RESULTS 11 months ago

    Btw you can only tag 3 people per comment, any more don't get a notification.

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  • Countermeasures difference 11 months ago

    I always thought chaff prevented planes from locking onto you, and flares had a chance to make missiles miss you after they're fired. Is that not the case?

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  • Anyway to remove sound 11 months ago

    Lower maxImput to 0.1, then increase the powerMultiplier to 10x it's value.

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  • Need Help with modding 11 months ago

    @MTindustries @XxRxX IIRC the modding package requires Unity version 2020.3.26f1 specifically, other versions will just show you an error.

    Maybe that's the problem?

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  • What's the first thing uploaded in simpleplanes web? 11 months ago

    @LM0418 The error is probably due to the post being made by an anonymous account, though I'm not sure why that would break comments.

    The HTML gibberish you see when trying to comment is actually the code for this page. For some reason, if the error is triggered when trying to comment, the website will alert it instead of redirecting you to the page.

    I wonder if there are more of those anonymous posts, I have yet to see any other than the Corsair.

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  • Evidence i got one year ago

    Somehow you managed to kill a secret enemy, probably with some super strong bomb since it's a really fast (like supersonic) boat that's hard to find

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  • What my plans are next? one year ago

    What would that fix be? It is quite annoying to have random gaps on your plane as you save and reload it.

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  • Cursed buttons one year ago

    @PlaneFlightX Yeah, I can't possibly imagine a reason for it. None at all.

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  • The Islands one year ago

    Combat capabilities? Laser time!

    (or massive-lag-and-crash time, depends on the texture quality)

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  • If you feel sad about your points, just remember this one year ago

    @RepublicOfCursedPlanes Huh. Must've confused the amount of posts per page with user posts pages, nevermind then.

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  • LA-27 "Fishtail" one year ago

    @ColonelCanada Oh uh...

    One minute everyone, I gotta make a call real quick.

    old_flip_phone_1.ogg

    *Tell the sniper team to fire.*

    old_flip_phone_2.ogg

    Anyways... In a few seconds this won't be a problem anymore I think, we may need to find new customers elsewhere though.

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  • LA-27 "Fishtail" one year ago

    @ColonelCanada On top of that it's also used as the fuel.

    (check inside the reactor)

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  • Hi one year ago

    @BeastHunter They updated the rules as well, rickrolling can get you banned now.

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  • Why I haven't been Uploading... one year ago

    Building virtual airplanes isn't that big of a deal man c'mon, nobody's gonna die if you don't post for a day.

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  • Hi one year ago

    hello

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  • Back in my day… one year ago

    I remember the days when we used to get updates.

    Good times...

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  • If you don’t agree, don’t bother one year ago

    From the rules page, the part mentioning politics:

    Please, remember that this is a game about airplanes.

    Political discussions are removed because they are in no way related to aviation and only serve to spark angry comment wars, not because the website owners want to infringe on your rights or whatever.

    If you went to a forum about Minecraft for example I imagine they'd do the same, you should post this on Facebook or some other social media.

    Also, not everyone here is from the US.

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  • Cool stuff one year ago

    Seems unlisted upvoting no longer works.

    R.I.P.

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  • This is how underwater in SP looks like :) one year ago

    What on...

    Why is the floor spiky? What are those black hexagons? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

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  • STOP one year ago

    This reminded me my old account is still following virtually everyone here

    I wonder how many unread posts are in its jetstream, probably over 20k by now

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  • Cool screenshots part 3 one year ago

    @32 Nope. My PC is about as good as the average phone from 2 years ago, I doubt the game would even boot up anymore after installing that.

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  • How To Start MrCopty's Aircraft one year ago

    Hey do you have time to test something in VR?

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  • 16-64 one year ago

    That's 16 times the amount I have, I think you won't need another upgrade for a few decades

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  • mobile unfriendly F-15C Oregon Air National Guard one year ago

    @ColonelCanada Hey you say you have a good phone right? Can it run this thing?

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  • F-75 Revamp 1.1 years ago

    @ColonelCanada It flies fairly well but nothing in the cockpit seems to do anything, is that intentional? If it wasn't meant for VR you could've just added glass shaped like a canopy since that's normally easier to do, take a look at my F-15 or ReinMcDeer's planes for some examples.

    The plane also wobbles a bit on landing so I guess you can't just hold down the brake button as soon as you touch the runway, not entirely sure how that could be fixed though, might be due to the main gear wheels being too close together.

    Anyways, it's a nice plane, it doesn't take off in 5 seconds and controls very well, I'd spotlight it if I could.

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  • F-75 Revamp 1.1 years ago

    Oh this one looks pretty, I'll check it out later, see how it flies and all.

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  • Make a choice.(Closed) 1.3 years ago

    spooky title lol

    MIG-29

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  • F-15 ACTIVE 1.3 years ago

    @Otana A drawing of this would be nice, just a suggestion.

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  • TU-160 VERY LIKELY COMING!!! 1.3 years ago

    @ColonelCanada

    I've edited this comment so many times I forgot what the point of it was, my bad.

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