I just found something very strange with the uss beast. I destroyed both the destroyers AND the beast, so that they were all completely dead, and were sinking. I then landed on the uss beast, as it was sinking. (I just gotta make it clear that the beast was dead) then I drove over to one of the elevators. I stopped on it. I wated for a couple of seconds. Then the amazing happened. The elevator started to go down! The USS beast was still alive! I tested this several times, and every single time, the elevator still worked, even as the front end of the uss beast was completely submerged! Now I get to the interesting part. Why does it still work? Obviously, it completely functions as a submarine. The damage that I did to it to “kill” it obviously did not kill it at all! If you test this, when you kill the beast, it does not brake apart at all. It merely smokes a bit, and may emit some fake “flames”. Therefore, I have deduced that it is an alien spaceship which is hiding in the guise of an aircraft carrier. The smoke is fake. The fire is fake. The “sinking” is fake. When you “sink” it, it simply pretends to sink, and then transitions into submarine mode. (Once it is completely under the surface)
Now, you may be asking, “who is this guy, and what is this nonsense he is talking?!?” Obviously you want more proof! Here is some more. First, people have gotten the uss beast to fly before. Obviously, physics does not affect the beast the same way it affects planes and other vehicles. In face, I have made if fly myself! Because of this, it cannot be a boat. Second, it is capable of hypersonic speeds! Now you may say, “but that is not itself propelling it to those speeds, it is you driving it!”
That is true, that I am the one propelling it to those speeds, but to be able to reach those speeds without spontaneously combusting, the uss beast must be completely drag free, and therefore it is an alien ship. How much more proof do you need?
Anyone that agrees with me upvote, and anyone that disagrees with me, please type in the comments “I disagree”. We will see what the rest of the site says.
Nuke it and watch it disappear.
along with yourself
I believe you.
Everyone don't trust the media, they don't want us to know this!
To upvote, or not to upvote, that is the question.
@AshdenpawTG22
Exactly.
Conspiracy theorists be like (but with less evidence)
@Karzigg
It’s impossible to make anything idiot proof. This is just a funny example.
@DatTrainGuy19 it's not so much just SP devs in that sense it's more all of game dev teams try to make things as unbreakable as they deem unbreakable but as the saying goes you can make something idiot proof but there's always a bigger idiot out there willing to prove whoever wrong lol
@DatTrainGuy19
Good, cause I was worried about your mental sanity ;)
@Mousewithamachinegun123 i know, i was messing with you lol, already knew from the start that this is satire.
@DatTrainGuy19
Have you heard of satire? It is fairly obvious that this is a joke. I agree that SP is incredibly unrealistic, so I had some fun writing this up. I hope that I am not a crazy person, but if you wanted to prove that I was, I dont think this is what you would use for evidence ;)
Are You One Of Those Word-Salad Crazy-Person Type, Like... Really? All Of This Stuff That You Were Talking About Is Just Sp Being Sp, And As You May Or May Not Know, Sp's Physics, While Its There, Its Definitely Really Rough Around The Edges, Which Might Explain As To Why These Ships In Sp Have Completely And Utterly Broken Physics, Don't Know How To Word It Properly But, It Basically Boils Down To "Sp Devs Really Didn't Expect Or Just Otherwise Didn't Know That Players Likes To Break The Ship In Such Extreme, Unrealistic Fashion, So Thats Why Their Physics Is Almost Completely Nonexistent"
@Mousewithamachinegun123 I didn't know that thank you
@Catdog613 on the side of the beast, there are plane elevators, which let you go down to the inside storage of the ship.
What do you mean elevator?
@Mousewithamachinegun123 vanilla ice cream
@Randomplayer
Yes. That’s why it hides under the water. It does not know that none of our puny weapons could actually hurt it.
It doesn’t like getting hurt