11.7k JesusChrist Comments

  • PETITION: One Part Assemblies (OPAs) 3.6 years ago

    Man that's not how it works, the game can't just take a bunch of parts, combine them into one and have every single part still work the same as before.

    What if i combine a wing and a fuselage? How does the game know where the wing ends and the fuselage starts if it's all the same part? Plus, even if the game could somehow combine the parts without getting rid of their properties, it would still have to calculate every part individually, making the feature worthless.

    And that's not even accounting for the models, while a jet canopy built with 15 parts may look like a connected, smooth shape to you, the game still sees that as 15 individual parts with very specific positions. How would it know what the combined part would look like? And how would it create a 3d model on the fly for it? Seems like a cool idea in theory, but won't work in practice.

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  • Rick Astley Bossfight 3.6 years ago

    The real bossfight is figuring out how to close SP before it eats all your RAM and crashes your pc forcing you to restart. 11/10 one time experience

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  • Things that this website should have 3.6 years ago

    The point of a jetstream is to be notified when someone you follow makes a new plane, i don't want my jetstream filled with garbage forums and meme videos.

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  • [Deleted Planes] -Bombardier Global 3500 3.6 years ago

    @LBAereo You only play for internet points? Why not just play for fun and not care about meaningless points?

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  • Why do I never get upvotes? 3.6 years ago

    Dunno what you're talking about, you're almost at 1500 points.

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  • Will there be an SP2? Part 2 3.6 years ago

    @ColonelCanada The thread was almost filled with almost jokes, but not quite.

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  • Egg + Testosorone = 3.6 years ago

    why

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  • My first uploaded Plane 3.6 years ago

    I can now check "Spotlight a mod" out of my bucket list.

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  • [controversial title] 3.6 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming [yeet bois]

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  • [controversial title] 3.6 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 @IceCraftGaming [parenthesis]

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  • [controversial title] 3.6 years ago

    @Juno [angry response]

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  • A question about curation 3.6 years ago

    No, but i think we should.

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  • After my last plane i’m leaving the community 3.6 years ago

    @Beluwuga Aight bye be a better person next time

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  • Simple Achievements [WEBSITE UPDATE SUGGESTION] 3.6 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE

    For example, a build is priced according to the number of parts

    This would lead to tons of users spamming 40k part copy-paste builds to farm this "virtual currency". It's bad enough with upvotes that do nothing except make your name shinier, imagine the chaos that would be caused by something with actual value.

    Sorry, i didn't even say that posting and commenting will be priced if currency is added

    What makes you think this would be a good idea at all?

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  • Suggestion 3.6 years ago

    No, they are completely separate mods. A better option would be to add that feature to the transform part tool.

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  • Why?( 3.6 years ago

    Jesus christ does no one use the website search? It has been said a million times that mobile mod support was removed because of this.

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  • I'm bored so I'm going to ask you a question and you will answer it. 3.6 years ago

    What is your most secret and dark unlisted thing

    this

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  • I wanna reach 1000000 upvotes (challenge im not a beggar) 3.6 years ago

    And i want a custom made F-22, but we can't have everything we want can we?

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  • Thanks for dev rank! 3.7 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX I think the bot BeastHunter created is the user named "Bryan5", interesting to note is that he programmed into it very advanced artificial intelligence to make him look like any other user. A genius idea, if not for the fact that he forgot to program in basic math skills.

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  • Thanks for dev rank! 3.7 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX Yeah and display it as if he had done it, have we found his secret? Hey @BeastHunter can you confirm this?

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  • Thanks for dev rank! 3.7 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX BeastHunter is probably also a dev and made the performance cost bot that downloads planes when you upload them since he's so good at upvoting posts the second they're up.

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  • tesla cyberakbar 3.7 years ago

    Press F10 for extra immersion

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  • Share Your Old or Under-Appreciated Builds Here 3.7 years ago

    I believe this to be my best build so far, unfortunately, it hasn't gotten as much attention as i've hoped. I'd really appreciate it if you guys could check it out, thanks!

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  • I'm bacc 3.7 years ago

    It's called Uranium-235 and you adquire it by sacrificing an undisclosed amount of goats (or so i heard).

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  • Why was my German 747 removed? 3.7 years ago

    Maybe the real german 747 was the friends we made along the way.

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  • I feel I was scammed and would like some type of retribution for my financial inconvenience. 3.7 years ago

    Glad this post is still up, no comedian will ever be as good as Robdisco.

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  • F-16 clone? [TEASER] 3.7 years ago

    @PssyalperdnaEgg You'll probably get to bronze pretty fast with this plane so don't worry about it too much. Also T.

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  • YO MAN THIS STUPID SHARED A TEASER 3.7 years ago

    (I won't tag anyone for these stupid things because they are so lousy)

    I believe BeastHunter will not appreciate this comment much.

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  • SantaNK 1-2 3.7 years ago

    He ran out of coal, you know what that means.

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  • Dev UI update suggestion (very useful & easy to implement) 3.7 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE TIL: Every single mobile player is russian.

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  • HEY GUYS. I FOUND A WAY TO GET MOBILE MULTIPLAYER!! 3.7 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX Of course you can't put your finger on it, it's not a hyperlink.

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  • The ‘Assumption’ Game in SP 3.7 years ago

    All i know about you is that you have a frog as your profile picture and made this post. I have no idea who you are or where you live so anything i think about you would be based of those facts, everyone makes assumptions when they don't have enough data to make an informed decision.

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  • F-15C Eagle V3.6 3.7 years ago

    Just in case you forgot, you should probably update this plane and the Su-30C/SM to remove the muffled audio thing, if forgot how: Open the wing cameras in overload, select CameraVantage, add "cockpitAudio" and set it to false. Unless you didn't change it on purpose. (Btw if you want to you can turn off the rotator noise by adding "audio" on them and setting it to false)

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  • Some Advice to beginners. 3.7 years ago

    Or, you can just ignore the (almost) completely arbitrary point system and build for fun.

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  • Why Under 20 Part Builts Are Important - my thoughts 3.7 years ago

    @Dathcha ReinMcDeer does that by using resized parts for details instead of fuselage blocks to save on parts, his planes usually turn out pretty great and with a low enough part count that i don't have to worry about it.

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  • i have no idea what i’ve signed up for 3.7 years ago

    96 comments

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  • Stop these "German" constructions 3.7 years ago

    Doing this just makes the problem worse.

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  • Update v1.12.123/124 - SimplePlanes & SimplePlanes VR 3.7 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer I'm pretty sure it's a option called "cockpitAudio", i think you add it on CameraVantage on overload and set it to false to disable it.

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  • I'm burnt out 3.8 years ago

    From what i can see it's still pretty incomplete but if you force yourself to finish it anyways it will probably not turn out very well. I think you should just make it playable enough, give it a proper paint scheme and upload it.

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  • How to mobile multiplayer 3.8 years ago

    Great tutorial, short and to the point.

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  • Why was the Shrek pixel art post removed? 3.8 years ago

    The rick astley one was made long before labels, the guy who made it actually placed every part manually. Also, you can make hyperlinks like this:

    [Text](Link)
    

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  • Where Were the Interceptors On 9/11 3.8 years ago

    @natemomog Wrong, brick is funnier

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  • RG-A70 Hyaenidae Gunship 3.8 years ago

    Pro tip: Open that camera behind the helicopter in overload, select "CameraVantage", add a item called "hidePart" (written like that) and set it to true. That will make the camera invisible outside of the designer.

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  • XF-77A Striker II 3.8 years ago

    @BarrowAircraft
    @BeastHunter

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  • We have simpleplanes, simplerockets but 3.8 years ago

    It already exists. It's called simpleplanes

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  • IJN Yamato 3.8 years ago

    @MrShenanigansSP *PC Friendly

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  • Andrew GarriSUN 3.8 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 "literally anything"

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  • Andrew GarriSUN 3.8 years ago

    59 downloads
    59 Upvotes

    This reminds me of something

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  • New Moderator 3.8 years ago

    @AndrewGarrison How many points do you have by now? Just curious.

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