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6,996 G2  3.9 years ago

X99STRIKER is a cool guy.
Don’t get me wrong.
But…
his almost jokes are so…

PAINFUL

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    his braincell probably mostly gone because of flying my earlier wip planes with no funky codes. now my planes are fine,.

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    3,385 JustWingIt

    It's almost painful, but not quite.

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    3,690 Dathcha

    Yeah he is almost unbearably unfunny, so close that he has somehow become funny

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    11.8k JesusChrist

    96 comments

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    I almost had cancer reading this

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    35.6k ThatRat

    @X99STRIKER what did you say?

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    35.6k ThatRat

    @X99STRIKER why did you tag me on this?

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    6,996 G2

    @X99STRIKER i pinned.
    your welcome.
    and i know the drill…
    your almost welcome

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    6,996 G2

    @X99STRIKER 🅱️oom
    brrrshhhhh
    pooom
    big cough

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    I go make stuff now g'bye

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    @X99STRIKER
    lmao Idk why asked
    I would like your opinion that's it

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    6,996 G2

    @X99STRIKER dude
    please
    stop-
    raises detonator

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    @X99STRIKER
    wait no-
    what I had in my head was make a simple livery for my simple MiG or a simple F-104G, so when I say "german fulcrum" or "german starfighter", people would think it's a meme, but it's an actual effort

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    6,996 G2

    Down below you is a short part of 🅱️ movie script

    +1 3.9 years ago
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    6,996 G2

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,

    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Ooming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    • Barry?
    • Adam?

    • Oan you believe this is happening?

    • I can't. I'll pick you up.

    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I'm excited.

    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B's.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    • You got lint on your fuzz.
    • Ow! That's me!

    • Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

    • Bye!

    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!

    • Hey, Adam.
    • Hey, Barry.

    • Is that fuzz gel?

    • A little. Special day, graduation.

    Never thought I'd make it.

    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

    You did come back different.

    • Hi, Barry.
    • Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    • Hear about Frankie?

    • Yeah.

    • You going to the funeral?

    • No, I'm not going.

    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.

    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.

    That's why we don't need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.

    • Well, Adam, today we are men.
    • We are!

    • Bee-men.

    • Amen!

    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...

    ...9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies.

    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick ourjob today?

    I heard it's just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.

    • Wonder what it'll be like?
    • A little scary.

    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco

    and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life

    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks

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    6,996 G2

    i didn’t, got impatient and made a mistake, it’s back to March 15 deadline

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    @X99STRIKER
    n i c e

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    @X99STRIKER
    low effort.
    it's not memey either.

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    @X99STRIKER
    btw quick question
    should I make german plen?

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    dude.
    how much comments are there in this post?
    The number count is fucking gone lmfao

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    6,996 G2

    @X99STRIKER no…
    you al-
    alm-
    A-
    ALMO-
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA

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    @X99STRIKER
    you sure?
    I don't think it almost worked.

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    @X99STRIKER
    here, lemme help you
    haha some revive bullshittery go brr
    it didn't work lmao

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    btw I'm almost 5k
    beri kul
    gib updoot if you want to see something special for gold

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    oh, wait
    I have no more to read.

    3.9 years ago
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