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Rick Astley Bossfight

49.6k BeastHunter  2.0 years ago
12,907 downloads

NEVER GONNA

Give you up.

until you’re dead.

Let you down.

until you crash.

Run around.

I go straight for the kill.

And desert you.

I will never stop hunting you.

History:

From Wikipedia.

This is the final boss from the video game “SimplePlanes.” Known by its infamous boss music, It was created to be invincible and destroy anything the player could throw at it. It uses powerful missiles and lasers to destroy airplanes. It also can harness the power of lag to crash the player’s game and make it hard for them to fight it. Once beaten, SimplePlanes plays exactly the same as before. Players can also challenge the boss at any time. However, unknown to speedrunners, there is a secret way to beat the game without fighting the boss. Players can simply choose to not download Rick Astley and keep their device safe from this monstrosity.

Controls:

  1. Spawn on aggressive AI and provoke it.
  2. Die.

Credit:

Korzalerke for the beautiful image of Rick Astley.

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Disclaimer:

I can run over 2000 parts on my device and this has crashed my game multiple times. Therefore, I have not been able to test it on AI. I am also not responsible for any damages this causes to your device.

DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Spotlights

General Characteristics

  • Successors 3 airplane(s) +133 bonus
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 24.3ft (7.4m)
  • Length 22.2ft (6.8m)
  • Height 11.5ft (3.5m)
  • Empty Weight N/A
  • Loaded Weight 4,459lbs (2,022kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 7.559
  • Wing Loading 48.0lbs/ft2 (234.5kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 92.8ft2 (8.6m2)
  • Drag Points 864

Parts

  • Number of Parts 40
  • Control Surfaces 5
  • Performance Cost 360
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    15.4k L3FT2R1GHT

    @Rjenteissussy actually, you just decrease the rounds per second from 1000000 to 100000 or 10000

    Pinned 1.3 years ago
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    I found a solution how to remove crashes in this buos
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    Put only in XML gun damage into 9000. (yes it crashes to in PC but in Android, well gigachad phones even potatos)
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    Yep thats what i found the solution
    Comrad can u pin this, if is worth it
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    Also i able to play this in 3 android exept my potato crap pc

    Pinned 1.3 years ago
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    烂活

    Pinned 1.9 years ago
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    23.4k Neruneten21

    russian rick astely

    Pinned 1.9 years ago
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    3,866 ANWD
    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    You know the rules... and so does he

    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    13.9k Aviator01

    Let’s go for the world record attempt on most Rickroll links in the comments section of a SimplePlanes post .

    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    46.5k PlaneFlightX
    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    GIVE YOU UP, LET YOU DOWN AND HURT YOU!
    RUN AROUND AT SUPERSONIC SPEEDS!
    IIIIIIII JUST WANNA BRAKE YOUR PHONES CRASH THE APP AND SUFFER YOU!

    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    Give this man a platinum

    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    1,304 Gripen346

    @BeastHunter that browser extension works great everyone should try it.

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    13.9k Aviator01

    @BeastHunter Wow! That works great! It was a little complicated to install, but none of the rickrolls got past its detection software. If the setup is confusing, here’s a tutorial.

    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    49.6k BeastHunter

    @Mikos Don’t click links. If it gets bad enough, here is a browser extension that blocks rickrolls.

    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    always gonna blow you up
    always gonna shoot you up
    always gonna fly around
    and hurt you

    you should say goodbye
    for you are gonna die
    and so here you’ll lie
    and then desert you

    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    4,207 HazerzIsBack

    @BeastHunter
    How to destroy your Phone:
    Step one: Download this
    Step two: Wait for Rick Astley to barge in your house and pulls out the GUN
    Step three: You Know The Rules And So Do I, SAY GOODBYE.

    Pinned 2.0 years ago
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    180 666six

    My phone looks like PPT

    1.1 years ago
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    5,888 Sense2

    @BeastHunter i know but when i launched the missle to USS tiny the freaking missle hit the plane and crashed my game

    +1 1.2 years ago
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    49.6k BeastHunter

    @Sense2 Read the top pinned comments.

    1.2 years ago
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    5,888 Sense2

    the freaking game crashed on my iphone 14 pro after i launched a missle

    +1 1.2 years ago
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    @L3FTxR1GHT its still the same

    1.3 years ago
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    49.6k BeastHunter

    @WolfHunter9111 No idea what that means.

    +1 1.3 years ago
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    Rick Nextbot

    +1 1.3 years ago
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    49.6k BeastHunter

    @Graingy Yes. I think. I haven’t tested that.

    1.4 years ago
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    22.1k Graingy

    question: Is it in any way possible to destroy this thing?

    +1 1.4 years ago
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    你被骗了

    +1 1.4 years ago
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