“Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a
@Mage2IsTriggered But the niche is the fun part.
It's just us.
A bunch of losers building dumb shite in a "plane" game.
And everyone wants to be top loser!
"In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
(Muffled from inside)
"You gonna stay on my box until you die! You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on my test chamber jumping on my buttons daily! Your purpose is being in that room throwing that turret daily! Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a hundred percent. With a thousand percent."
Two weeks have passed...
And despite it all...
It's still Canadian.
NATO has fallen. The GOC has fallen. The Foundation has fallen. The UN has fallen. Your grandmother has fallen. Soia has abandoned us. Graingy has suspiciously declared an "off day". Grizzco is hiring. Tokyo is in ruins. The Suez canal is blocked (again). KSP 2 has been delayed again (somehow).
...
The end times are here, eh?
W-Wait...
OH NO I'VE BEEN INFECTED GET AWAY SAVE YOURSE-
The new default twin prop LOOKS good, but it can't even fly (at least not without instantly losing control. Like what's even the point!?! It's an official plane it should fly!)
I dont think anyone has actually played it. they just see the pictures and think it looks nice. this thing has got to have the highest part count of anything ever uploaded on this site. you'd need a supercomputer to play this
“The men are becoming anxious, anyone could secretly be a cake. I too am nervous, I go to my jet to seek comfort, surely something of such power, such elegance, could protect me, but when I get to it I am dismayed! I can’t believe it. My jet... is cake...”
This has been discussed before. Due to anonymity concerns (and the fact this could be abused) these are not allowed. Someone could use the account for evil without it being traced back to them.
I do remember a few open accounts being made as social experiments, but before long someone changed the password thus locking them, so they didn't last.
@SupremeDorian could probably explain the issue with these better than I could.
@LunarEclipseSP MS Paint for Windows 11. It’s arguably Windows 11’s strongest selling point over Windows 10, save the lack of blur-less font for some reason.
Go ahead.
@Boeing727200F LunarEclipse-esque.
Will the new propeller engines mean we'll also get new stock craft? Boy, there's gonna be a lot!
Add in the old ones (pls pls pls) and there'll be a lot for new players to do even without downloading or building anything! New instructions/descriptions with a bit of history about them could be good for some of the older stock craft (e.g. original Pigpen, saying it's an old SP1 craft predating VR and the like).
Advanced stock craft, like SP2's and the SPVR ones, are cool and all, but it's important to give new players something a bit more accessible to use as a model (after all, even SP2's simplest stock craft were made by very experienced players). The old stock craft, pre and post fuselage, are excellent for this since everyone has them.
I recognise that Jundroo may be reluctant to keep around the less flashy and glamorous of SP's assets since they don't look as nice in the advertisements, but it's important to both remember where the game came from and also to, y'know, have actual SIMPLE planes.
If we're getting superchargers, will we also get turbochargers? IIRC the P-47 was basically built around a giant turbocharger, giving it the jug shape it's nicknamed for.
I should hope that cylinder limits can be overridden with Overload. I want a 300 cylinder radial and I want it now!
... Unless this game has a heat mechanic? Probably not.
Hehehe it looks so silly :)
+4Silly little guy
Triangle
Hehe concord fighter :)))
All it needs now is text that keeps getting smaller until you can hardly read it anymore
+4“Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a
+4@skittleChan He could have just said he liked fat chicks but noooo he had to talk all fancy like
+4What the fuck is this shit
+4Why
Why
Who the fuck asked for this?
Maluch?!?
"Previously known as Talon7192, Magnavox20MS233S, U2, DeutscheLufthansaAG, 100, Talon7192, All"
+4@Mage2IsTriggered But the niche is the fun part.
+4It's just us.
A bunch of losers building dumb shite in a "plane" game.
And everyone wants to be top loser!
@Majakalona Literally stonks.
+416 upvotes cuz there's nothing else
people straight up ravenous
Holy fuck man don't
+4"In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
+4(Muffled from inside)
"You gonna stay on my box until you die! You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on my test chamber jumping on my buttons daily! Your purpose is being in that room throwing that turret daily! Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a hundred percent. With a thousand percent."
Fact: France and Italy are the same don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
+4Cyrillic is easy to ignore. Better than the other trolls I can actually read.
+4Also, this forum is totally gonna get taken down by mods lol
Kicking Fish is immortal.
+4Also, never knew there was a biplane once. Lost to history, in a way.
Soldier would like to know your location
+4@SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore @s89Aerospace
+4BRRRVVV
instructions unclear, my car has now unlocked bipedal locomotion
+4I love Pizza builds on SimplePlanes.
+4Gotta be one of my favorite genders.
Helped me come out as a grain of sand from Mars :,)
My man has that cinderblock-type build like damn
+4This is a god-tier shitpost take my goddamn upvote lmfao
+4-> Autistic SPG
+4I bet you 15 Soian Dollars that this kind fellow will be appearing as the focus of some Russian propaganda soon.
"i am phrongus"
+4-The Phrongus actual
Just remembered how tiny this thing is.
+420200 parts and yet it's a dwarf
DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNODROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT OT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT
+4Gonna challenge her to a game of darts
+4(She doesn't have depth perception)
(I cannot play darts)
Two weeks have passed...
+4And despite it all...
It's still Canadian.
NATO has fallen. The GOC has fallen. The Foundation has fallen. The UN has fallen. Your grandmother has fallen. Soia has abandoned us. Graingy has suspiciously declared an "off day". Grizzco is hiring. Tokyo is in ruins. The Suez canal is blocked (again). KSP 2 has been delayed again (somehow).
...
The end times are here, eh?
W-Wait...
OH NO I'VE BEEN INFECTED GET AWAY SAVE YOURSE-
The new default twin prop LOOKS good, but it can't even fly (at least not without instantly losing control. Like what's even the point!?! It's an official plane it should fly!)
+4... would you kindly explain why there's a soviet flag in the corner?
This tank (is it a tank? IFV?) is Russian, not Soviet.
It must be said until the end of time: Russia is not the USSR. They are at best a crude mockery of the country.
+4"CAPTAIN!"
+4"What?"
"LOOK!!"
B-52 Stratofortress lining up for a carpet bombing run from the north-west
"OH F8CK"
Oh Foog It's Canadian
+4.
.
Now I'm waiting for someone to build a plane with every modeled, down to the threads on the bolts.
SimplePlanes at a three dimensional vector?
+4may god smite the inventor of funkytrees
@Aviator01 Glad to hear.
+4I am here to entertain, express hatred for human complacency, and sell airplanes for a surprisingly collectivist megacorp.
I can hear this thing.
+4THUNK
THUNK
THUNK
THUNK
THUNK
THUNK
Loud metallic clunk
"Target Destroyed"
looks nice!
+4Not at my mac at the moment so I can't play it though...
I dont think anyone has actually played it. they just see the pictures and think it looks nice. this thing has got to have the highest part count of anything ever uploaded on this site. you'd need a supercomputer to play this
+4“The men are becoming anxious, anyone could secretly be a cake. I too am nervous, I go to my jet to seek comfort, surely something of such power, such elegance, could protect me, but when I get to it I am dismayed! I can’t believe it. My jet... is cake...”
+4why does the save name come up as"Modded tank"?
+469th upvote
+469th upvote
+4Just join the crowd... upvotes
+4The fuck am I looking at
+3why is it Katyusha
@WarLightning reasons why what?
+3And then infantry.
+3And then space.
And then Super Mario.
@LunarEclipseSP I doubt it's been fixed. I suppose I can check later, though.
+3The mods are shit. That's no secret.
This has been discussed before. Due to anonymity concerns (and the fact this could be abused) these are not allowed. Someone could use the account for evil without it being traced back to them.
+3I do remember a few open accounts being made as social experiments, but before long someone changed the password thus locking them, so they didn't last.
@SupremeDorian could probably explain the issue with these better than I could.
All you fools talking about Mariah.
+3She thawed on November 1st.
@ollielebanania All hail the supersonic brick
+3@LunarEclipseSP MS Paint for Windows 11. It’s arguably Windows 11’s strongest selling point over Windows 10, save the lack of blur-less font for some reason.
+3Go ahead.
@Boeing727200F LunarEclipse-esque.
@Superliner350 That would be good. Doesn't J:NO have ship propellers?
+3Never touched them myself...
Will the new propeller engines mean we'll also get new stock craft? Boy, there's gonna be a lot!
Add in the old ones (pls pls pls) and there'll be a lot for new players to do even without downloading or building anything! New instructions/descriptions with a bit of history about them could be good for some of the older stock craft (e.g. original Pigpen, saying it's an old SP1 craft predating VR and the like).
Advanced stock craft, like SP2's and the SPVR ones, are cool and all, but it's important to give new players something a bit more accessible to use as a model (after all, even SP2's simplest stock craft were made by very experienced players). The old stock craft, pre and post fuselage, are excellent for this since everyone has them.
I recognise that Jundroo may be reluctant to keep around the less flashy and glamorous of SP's assets since they don't look as nice in the advertisements, but it's important to both remember where the game came from and also to, y'know, have actual SIMPLE planes.
If we're getting superchargers, will we also get turbochargers? IIRC the P-47 was basically built around a giant turbocharger, giving it the jug shape it's nicknamed for.
I should hope that cylinder limits can be overridden with Overload. I want a 300 cylinder radial and I want it now!
+3... Unless this game has a heat mechanic? Probably not.
Bud. You are not going to find people over 1728 years old on this site.
+3