... okay, I'm not at my mac, and even still my mac wouldn't be able to handle this, but still:
What.
You people need to chill we don't need you to solve ftl travel or anything it's just a silly plane game like damn.
looks fancy though. Tickles the "oooh eee tech" part of my monkey brain
Interesting. I should try to find the time to download this.
...
Yeah that' probably won't happen.
Still, it's good to see someone attempting to demonstrate, even if I have no idea what exactly it IS.
@Thatguy2020 I am going to be completely honest with all of you (including the poster but they get a notification anyways so no tag needed), this thing looks like an American tech tree War Thunder premium aircraft in the 1.7-2.7 range, just going off appearance.
History channel trying to convince bob and his tired wife that the pile of junk the Nazis left lying in a bombed-out factory was actually a super-secret wunderwaffe project that could've defeated the F-15:
oh it's that thing from the NATO test drive in war thunder.
The ugly dome thing.
God I always hated how it looked, sitting there, smug as everything bounced off the turret.
You've perfectly captured its ugliness. Good job!
what a nice tiger.
Also, Holocaust denial? In MY Simpleplanes?
It's more likely than you think... for some godforsaken reason.
Like that's a really fricken low bar.
Ohhh boy I sure do love the local civilian glider club.
I am absolutely certain that they are not familiarizing themselves with aerodynamics, which could be used to develop and fly illegal military aircraft for a major conflict in a few years time
@GyurineMilSystem
Sarcasm. It's sarcasm. I was making a joke mocking russian supporters in the Russo-Ukraine war and how they will brush off any russian failure, or call it "tactics" or a "feint".
The joke was that this hypothetical idiot that I was parodying would claim that, instead of meaning it was the tank being destroyed, a T-72 turret being launched a hundred meters into the air after a javelin strike was simply it "surveying the terrain" (Not even the russian supporters are that dumb, but it's a parody).
You posted a periscope. Periscopes are frequently used to see over things. While Tank periscopes are less for seeing over obstacles are more for seeing over armour plating without needing a hole, I was implying humorously that it was, in fact, what they were for and that, humorously, that was """why""" (BIG quotes on that one) T-72 turrets (totally not just blown to kingdom come) were launched so high when struck: to """""""""see""""""""".
In the event that you are wondering why I invoke a reference to the current Ukraine conflict when the original post didn't, it is because I saw an opportunity and the conflict has been forefront in many peoples minds, having seen much parody (though Poe's law is a frequent issue, it would seem).
Also, I have seen FAR too much NonCredibleDefense to be healthy...
Is it a plane?
Smooth-ish surface? Check
Wings? No. Is it simple?
Debatable...
...
Curious. This thing is neither simple nor a plane, yet it is found on SimplePlanes.com.
Maybe... gasp It's MADE of planes!
...
funny looking plane you got there, man. Very cool
@LunarEclipseSP CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB
Simpleplanes isn't even a plane game anymore.
It's a sh*tpost simulator.
...
Honestly, I'm not too upset by this development, even if it's been like this for a while.
Tbh I could totally imagine this being featured in one of those old Minecraft mod showcases so many people would watch as kids.
It just looks so...
Square.
Tbh I kinda like it. Very stylish.
This may genuinely be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this website, my brain is just refusing to process the sheer magnitude at which this is hilarious.
@Aviator01
I'm not really following J:NO (heh. kinda sounds like juno), so I'm not sure where the game goes as far as personality, but it certainly looks great.
KSP is like a hotwheels car that was upgraded gradually into an iowa class battleship.
it may look great, but at its core is still a toy car.
Could also be compared to an early panzer 4, though vastly more extreme.
@jamesPLANESii Discord 🤮
+3Real chads use Simpleplanes.com as their first social media!
I did, and look how great I turned out!
:)
You are going to hell
+3Single deck quadjets with turbofans hurt my brain
+3It's too much power!
Ahh the military of the PRC
+3Proof why some people should not be let anywhere near nomenclature.
People's Liberation Army Navy Marine Corps
OKAY!
+3WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS LET THE SR-71 INTO THE TU-22 ENCLOSURE!?!?
Russia makes crappy technicals out of old Soviet weaponry
+3Ukraine makes crappy technicals out of old Soviet weaponry, but cooler
... okay, I'm not at my mac, and even still my mac wouldn't be able to handle this, but still:
+3What.
You people need to chill we don't need you to solve ftl travel or anything it's just a silly plane game like damn.
looks fancy though. Tickles the "oooh eee tech" part of my monkey brain
Where's that one NCD meme about airships having a stronger aura than the B-2 Spirit?
+3This fits.
Mark Felton Intro starts playing
+3makes me want to wash my hands with soap and hot water for 20 seconds
+3@NiteNiteNite (She ate 14.3 burritos then kicked a small child in the mouth)
+3I can't wait to cut those balloons loose and watch them fly! It's the best part of any party!
+3...
Why did gravity turn off?
"Who drank all the organge juice?"
+3Boeing 777 with a suspiciously orange nose:
Interesting. I should try to find the time to download this.
+3...
Yeah that' probably won't happen.
Still, it's good to see someone attempting to demonstrate, even if I have no idea what exactly it IS.
@Thatguy2020 I am going to be completely honest with all of you (including the poster but they get a notification anyways so no tag needed), this thing looks like an American tech tree War Thunder premium aircraft in the 1.7-2.7 range, just going off appearance.
+3History channel trying to convince bob and his tired wife that the pile of junk the Nazis left lying in a bombed-out factory was actually a super-secret wunderwaffe project that could've defeated the F-15:
+3NordVPN
+3oh it's that thing from the NATO test drive in war thunder.
+3The ugly dome thing.
God I always hated how it looked, sitting there, smug as everything bounced off the turret.
You've perfectly captured its ugliness. Good job!
part count: yes
+3damn my pathetically slow mac! This thing looks cool, damnit!
what a nice tiger.
+3Also, Holocaust denial? In MY Simpleplanes?
It's more likely than you think... for some godforsaken reason.
Like that's a really fricken low bar.
Gigachad Vertigo isn't real, it can't hurt you.
+3Gigachad Vertigo:
@Samflugzeugpanzer
+3hits clutch with the force of god
this thing is infinitely more hot than that ridiculous "wasp woman" just above it
+3Ohhh boy I sure do love the local civilian glider club.
+3I am absolutely certain that they are not familiarizing themselves with aerodynamics, which could be used to develop and fly illegal military aircraft for a major conflict in a few years time
rolls down window
+3Ladies...!
They dun took the other half😭
+3Can't have sh*t in maywar
My man challenged the Olympus and the Gods answered.
+3le cacc
+3@GyurineMilSystem
+3Sarcasm. It's sarcasm. I was making a joke mocking russian supporters in the Russo-Ukraine war and how they will brush off any russian failure, or call it "tactics" or a "feint".
The joke was that this hypothetical idiot that I was parodying would claim that, instead of meaning it was the tank being destroyed, a T-72 turret being launched a hundred meters into the air after a javelin strike was simply it "surveying the terrain" (Not even the russian supporters are that dumb, but it's a parody).
You posted a periscope. Periscopes are frequently used to see over things. While Tank periscopes are less for seeing over obstacles are more for seeing over armour plating without needing a hole, I was implying humorously that it was, in fact, what they were for and that, humorously, that was """why""" (BIG quotes on that one) T-72 turrets (totally not just blown to kingdom come) were launched so high when struck: to """""""""see""""""""".
In the event that you are wondering why I invoke a reference to the current Ukraine conflict when the original post didn't, it is because I saw an opportunity and the conflict has been forefront in many peoples minds, having seen much parody (though Poe's law is a frequent issue, it would seem).
Also, I have seen FAR too much NonCredibleDefense to be healthy...
Is it a plane?
+3Smooth-ish surface? Check
Wings? No.
Is it simple?
Debatable...
...
Curious. This thing is neither simple nor a plane, yet it is found on SimplePlanes.com.
Maybe... gasp It's MADE of planes!
...
funny looking plane you got there, man. Very cool
@JustWingIt
+3Orbital bombardment
ho lee fuk these things are scary
+3@LunarEclipseSP CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB
+3"CAPTAIN!"
+3"What?"
"LOOK!!"
B-52 Stratofortress lining up for a carpet bombing run from the north-west
"OH F8CK"
square :)
+3I am just further impressed.
+3Plane game?
NO!
ISLAND GAME!
WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF GOD :D
Simpleplanes isn't even a plane game anymore.
+3It's a sh*tpost simulator.
...
Honestly, I'm not too upset by this development, even if it's been like this for a while.
Gasp
+3It's square!
Aesthetic!
Tbh I could totally imagine this being featured in one of those old Minecraft mod showcases so many people would watch as kids.
+3It just looks so...
Square.
Tbh I kinda like it. Very stylish.
I am terrified
+3This may genuinely be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this website, my brain is just refusing to process the sheer magnitude at which this is hilarious.
+3@Aviator01
+3I'm not really following J:NO (heh. kinda sounds like juno), so I'm not sure where the game goes as far as personality, but it certainly looks great.
KSP is like a hotwheels car that was upgraded gradually into an iowa class battleship.
it may look great, but at its core is still a toy car.
Could also be compared to an early panzer 4, though vastly more extreme.
I feel like this would be found on a certain website with a green background...
+3Jundroo messed up big time by adding text lmao.
+3Thanks to them, we have this beautiful contraption. Blessed.
OOOHHHHH so THIS is how you steal Russian aircraft!
+3Surrender lmao
+3If I had a square meter of radar-cross-section for every pixel in that first image, I'd be stealthier than the plane
+3well, at least it's not a jar...
+3Literally just noticed that this thing, for all its parts, is TINY.
+3It’s a little baby Yamato omg!