@THEOKPILOT We need to reverse engineer the old system from its INTERCAL conversion. The original was incredibly reliable, so much so that it was assumed stable for decades (of course, it was actually being gradually replaced, but that's besides the point).
We need to figure out what the original code was and get it back. Unfortunately there's some peculiar aspects to the INTERCAL conversion. so simply making some sort of translator would not work so well as we'd hope.
If I'm remembering right, the original was written in our proprietary GSTOS system. That is, Graingy Standard Technical Operating System. We use it in tons of stuff since it's very well suited to our industrial needs. However, that also means that not only do we need people who know INTERCAL, but we also need them to be able to work with the GSTOS monkeys.
degradation
+2Congyattulations
+2@YarisHatchback I've damaged you.
sqar dud
+1@YarisHatchback Nice.
How's transit over there anyhow? System good?
@N5 You ruined it
Do it or whatever idc
+1@SleepyKitty What, you live in the US during the winter?
@YarisHatchback Nah, train cooler.
Are you American?
:)
NURRITION
Bran damag
@TheCommentaryGuy Who were they?
@Zerkk Poser.
+1It IS fun when the description hasn't yet been installed, to be fair.
@THEROCKMAN1 I’ve lost the corn
Well, there's SUPPOSED to be one for literature, but that obviously doesn't get used often.
@THEOKPILOT Thanks. I don't do tag lists.
+1@THEOKPILOT I like your funny words magic man
+1@SaulGoodman2 Blasphemy.
@SaulGoodman2 Because you live a life of sin and bad music tastes.
@THEROCKMAN1 Haven't been on Mars in months. Stuck in a jet on Earth-1.
@SaulGoodman2 Because God hates you especially much.
@THEOKPILOT I have no idea, I'm not a programmer.
They need to unfuck the computer. That's as much as I can tell you.
@THEROCKMAN1 I can't remember...
VK?
Anyhow, you've improved significantly. Good work.
Does this mean you'll quit your delusions of failure and realize you're actually somewhat competent?
@X99STRIKER No no let them fight I need to sell more popcorn
+1How's Jupiter this time of year?
@THEOKPILOT We need to reverse engineer the old system from its INTERCAL conversion. The original was incredibly reliable, so much so that it was assumed stable for decades (of course, it was actually being gradually replaced, but that's besides the point).
We need to figure out what the original code was and get it back. Unfortunately there's some peculiar aspects to the INTERCAL conversion. so simply making some sort of translator would not work so well as we'd hope.
If I'm remembering right, the original was written in our proprietary GSTOS system. That is, Graingy Standard Technical Operating System. We use it in tons of stuff since it's very well suited to our industrial needs. However, that also means that not only do we need people who know INTERCAL, but we also need them to be able to work with the GSTOS monkeys.
@THEOKPILOT That is the fate you imagined for me.
+2A blind, immobile carcass, wounded in ways you insist normal.
@Ashdenpaw1 Obamna...
A pitifully deformed devolution showing the hubris of man.
Should your limbs lock and your eyes be grown over with skin?
@Pan You're a cat now
GreenGolem
+3@THEOKPILOT An abomination in the face of my true form.
A rock like myself is a far superior state than some beast of flesh.
Whar?
All grown up.
Has it gotten its driver's licence?
@SILVERPANZER Have you tried medication?
+1Pixel budget was raised, I see.
+1@V We need to reverse engineer the system back from INTERCAL. That's it.
@32 You’re going on a very special list.
+1@V They’re too important, and the old system works well enough. No need to replace it.
Look up B3313, and read.
You won’t get it if you read the first sentence and nothing more.
Keep reading if you’re not getting it.
And why are you pinning random comments?
Google B3313
Every copy of SimplePlanes is personalized
Anyways, the other fellows are right.
Nice hat btw
Only buy official, kids, or else your fate is sealed.
Is that mofo wearing bootleg Graingy merchandise?!
He’s dead. He’s fucking dead.
Bastards couldn’t even remember the white circle. I’ll kill those pirate pricks myself…