52.7k Graingy Comments

  • Hey did you hear about the bread truck that caught fire? 3 days ago

    @LunarEclipseSP I don't get it. I assume it's a play on a Japanese greeting?

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  • Mig 67 Flannel 3 days ago

    You will explode for that name

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  • MLADS-650 Hexapod - Player Controlled Missiles 3 days ago

    @greasytortle oh I don't have a system.

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  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Michiganstatepolicethe2nd Holy crackers
    @Boeing727200F Approximately 2000 tonnes per car.
    Yeah, a lot. Like, 10x normal North American axle load. I'm surprised the cars don't have more axels, but I suppose that would've inhibited turning.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    Good god the 2m train is already over 100,000 metric tonnes

  • Hey did you hear about the bread truck that caught fire? 3 days ago

    @Monarchii Not listening would have brought the consequences I warned them about.

  • Graingy Survey: What's One Skill You Wish You Had? 3 days ago

    Dude you probably sounded like you were doing a random uwu voice for some reason lmfao

  • Graingy Survey: What's One Skill You Wish You Had? 3 days ago

    @YishFish42 Yes?
    Have you never spoken English to a native English speaker before?

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F Just ran some calculations for the fun of it.
    So, I didn't check the company resource (for some reason) but it seems that the 2m-gauge railway can support an axial load of over 300 tonnes.
    300 tonnes.
    That is under the assumption of a 4m wide, 30m long 6-axel ore car with an effective depth of approximately 3.25m carrying ore with a density of 5 tonnes per cubic metre.
    And that's not even counting the mass of the car itself, which must surely be substantial to not buckle under the load.
    I've never seen the 2m line myself, but now I know I have to. Those rails must be thick like tree trunks, goodness.

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  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @YishFish42 Oh hell no.

  • Hey did you hear about the bread truck that caught fire? 3 days ago

    @Monarchii I told them exactly that.

  • [Off topic] [Minecraft] ( Duga radar conplete] 3 days ago

    @Randomplayer Ah. Never occurred to me that it wouldn't count if you turned off day-night cycle.

  • WHY! [FIXED :)] 3 days ago

    The missile does not know where it is because it doesn't know the point in going on any longer

  • [Off topic] [Minecraft] ( Duga radar conplete] 3 days ago

    @Randomplayer How much playtime, you reckon? The HUD says 0 days.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F Wonderful. Majority shareholder, eh?
    Always found the name a tad derivative, but I digress.
    If a partnership is in the books (probably distribution, if anything), it'll be much easier to get you entry.
    Can the shit be dealt with within the week?

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  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F Try opening your eyes before looking around.
    Is that a yes or a no to a prospective Universe-1 visit? The Nunavut plant is a pretty nice place in spite of the climate. It's in slow decline, but it's far from run down.
    Do you have an employer? It may be easier for me to justify having you if it can be done under the pretense of having an ambassador from a potential partner.

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  • SJ-480-90 3 days ago

    The unholy child of a VR Twin Prop and a VR Seaplane.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @YishFish42 It's a matter of perspective.
    @Boeing727200F Oh goddamnit. I'll alert them. Could be someone else of the same species, or could be a skinwalker. You never know.
    Where are you, then?
    I could probably send a request to get you access for real. Of course, it'll be my ass and yours on the line if you fuck up, so you'd better not, but I should be able to arrange it.

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  • Graingy Survey: What's One Skill You Wish You Had? 3 days ago

    @YishFish42 ... You're not supposed to be pronouncing the W?
    It's silent.

  • Graingy Survey: What's One Skill You Wish You Had? 3 days ago

    @YishFish42 French has an R sound though?
    I mean it's a bit different but it's still an R, no?

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @YishFish42 Oh no now there's two of them

  • [Off topic] [Minecraft] ( Duga radar conplete] 3 days ago

    @Randomplayer I see. I've never used it before, but I imagine it's handy. How long did it take?

  • This puddle looking like lithuania 3 days ago

    ok
    also is that your drip

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  • multirole jet 3 days ago

    Looks nice, though the tail seems a bit odd in its shape and spacing relative to the main wing.

  • [Off topic] [Minecraft] ( Duga radar conplete] 3 days ago

    Cool!
    Did you use commands to copy parts or did you build it manually?

  • [Artwork] WPlace SimplePlanes Corner Managers’ Booth 3 days ago

    @LunarEclipseSP @Boeing727200F I plugged some numbers into a website because stats are fun.
    Y'all are SHORT (ignore the tiny orange dot on the left please)

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  • Lunar Eclipse Action Figure 3 days ago

    @LunarEclipseSP The average British woman is apparently 162cm.
    Average Chinese woman is supposedly around 159cm.
    I will split the difference and say 160cm, which is exactly one Khrushchev.

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  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla This vexes me.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla Does it not show for you? That or you saw it before I fixed it.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla On it.
    @TheMouse The patient needs mouse bites to live.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F It's a recreational trip, not playing pirate.
    Enjoy yourself, but don't start fires if you're not prepared to get burned.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F I know you're telling tall tales because if you did that a member of the security team would be having your hide right now.
    The rail workers might be lenient with fluffy aliens, but the security team doesn't fuck around.
    Honestly, if one of them was ordered to grab me they probably would. Some of them are... more loyal than they are smart. They say the line that separates men from electrical sockets is geobrains, after all.
    I need remind, stress to, you: you're not in the Tumour anymore.
    The Tumour may be eighty flavours of chaos, but in Universe-1 you'd better be on your best behaviour. I'm not endless in my power; if you get into hot water with the Brass or, all forbid, Soia, I can't bail you out. I only have so much pull in the company (and even less with Soia), and even then there's only so far I'm willing to go to protect you from consequences.
    Someone (probably a Soian unit) let you in, presumably because they thought you'd enjoy having a look around Graingy's rail infrastructure. Don't betray that trust, or you may find the consequences... difficult to live with.


    One final thing to note, but that number was most definitely the Scheduling Number, not a road number. Graingy 2m locomotives are outwardly marked by the SN, which contains information about the vehicle's capabilities (so, what it can be used for suitably), normal duty (e.g. hauling iron ore), and maintenance schedule (e.g. major inspections every October). Two engines can have the same SN, often (but not always) when they're of the same model, were built close to each other, and were subsequently sent to the same line.
    It's a bit of an odd system, but since the 2m lines are operated exclusively by Graingy it works out well enough.
    If you want to identify an induvial unit's number you'll have to look closer. I think it can always be found under the front shield (the grey part with the angled hood), though don't quote me on that.

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  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F I never said it was moving fast, just that it was moving.
    I meant "turned around" in the sense of getting lost. The one you damaged (which I again remind you, don't) is different to the display unit.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F There's no way they'd let you break a window in a display locomotive (trust me, if you did you'd be paying for it, and those things ain't cheap - to say nothing of how much trouble you'd be in). You most likely got turned around and ended up in the scrap yard. In that case, please don't break windows on scrapped vehicles. Many panes can still be salvaged and broken glass creates an additional hazard for the workers there.
    If you broke it in view of personnel and they didn't apprehend you afterwards, chances are they saw a 4'4" fox thing and momentarily forgot it's a being with a social security number and tax record.

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  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F Did you think to look in the cab to see if there was someone at the controls? Because I guarantee that's what was happening.

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  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F The yard workers are clearly entertaining your attempts to drag it home with you because they find it entertaining. Goodness knows I would, if I were there. Keep at it, you almost moved it there. Just a few dozen more kilonewtons and you might just have it!
    It's not 1 foot, it's 300mm. 1 foot would be 304.8mm.
    It's mostly used for small but highly regular transport. Think like a conveyor belt or personnel shuttle.
    @TheLoadingGorilla Oof. Sorry to hear that.

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  • Who do you have to tag to get something curated? 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F This site is a joke sometimes.
    I even tagged SupremeDorian, but nope! No indication if it's been missed or if it's somehow not VR-compatible.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla I can't see how I would. I'm a stone. There's no nutrients for a biological disease to use, not am I porous enough to get infected.
    That said, it IS possible for a geobrain to get temporarily disrupted, which is quite annoying and unpleasant.

  • Who do you have to tag to get something curated? 3 days ago

    The last one before this was the Name Change announcement. Also known as the point which I became the account manager.

  • Who do you have to tag to get something curated? 3 days ago

    @Boeing727200F Apparently this is the ONLY public post on this account without an upvote.
    And it remains relevant. The freighter still isn't curated!

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  • paper concorde 3 days ago

    sharp plane

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  • [off topic rant] roblox chat restrictions, one day later 3 days ago

    @32 Except it doesn't work, because it's a terribly thought-out system.

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  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla I'll pass your request to sales.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla No. It includes delivery, but does not include anything that the US government may demand. You have to pay that.

  • [Artwork] The First Rule of Rail Safety 3 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla Hm. Seeing as it's the tumour, and we don't usually do branded merchandise deliveries there...
    I reckon around, eh, $15-20 USD approximately.

  • Hey did you hear about the bread truck that caught fire? 3 days ago

    @Monarchii It was nearly a major interplanetary diplomatic incident.

  • What happened to @BOSKnight 4 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla correct