@aMosquito You're mistaken. Completely mistaken.
There is no singular hell, there is no afterlife. Those exist on a per-universe/cluster basis, if at all. Many don't have them. Most don't.
Views of one's own universe being central or of particular importance are common throughout the Greater Multiverse, however are incredibly incorrect. This "dark lord" guy you speak of is most definitely just some LesserSubMajor. To quote a semipublic Soian source, a LesserSubMajor is:
Semistandard jargon denoting a divine entity wielding largely supreme power within its own universe. Most universes do not have them, some do. Greatly outshone by Superpower entities, but still something of a threat to a disabled lower-mark unit.
A local threat. Your problem. Regardless of how great your own peril may seem, it's yours and yours alone. Any attempt for such an entity to go on some self-deluded conquest would very quickly end up with it getting a UD boot to the face.
Really my fears rest primarily with some backdoor open to PA-002. That guy is the aforementioned missile. Not some omnimalevolent demon, not really an issue for almost everyone in existence, but very dangerous to a Soian associate such as myself.
@aMosquito If you're making such a statement then you're pathetically ignorant of the true size of existence as a whole.
As someone who's worked with Soia for years now, I can tell you that with absolute certainty.
Think of it this way:
You're a civilian walking along the road when suddenly a tank pulls up. It matches your speed, maybe the crew makes small talk, but otherwise aren't being a problem, you think. You're a noncombatant, after all. No biggy, right? Wrong.
While you might not be a target, goodness knows that an antitank rocket, even one that won't harm the tank, coming in would spell your doom. You have the unfortunate privilege of standing besides something that hardly feels what would maim you to merely hear.
You're in the mineshaft with the dynamite. You're not part of the rock face, but it'll hardly matter when it goes off.
@aMosquito Uh huh.
It kinda does matter, seeing as Soia has put the Tumour at risk by not properly securing it against other foreign universal involvement.
This is the kind of shit that caused the Fourth Great War of Anstrake.
Connor Mckenzie can tell you all about how that went down. Spoiler alert: Not Fun (TM).
I'd have figured that trying not to fall into the seemingly endless, crushing, black void below would be the bigger impediment to rest, but what do I know?
I do wonder how you'd pull that off. Jupiter's industry is virtually non-existent.
@aMosquito Greater Multiverse. Has that never come up? The unfathomably gigantic nature of existence.
Anyhow, it would seem that the Tumour is in fact not as isolated as I was led to believe, and has its own interdimensional connections apart from Universe-1.
I am not pleased that this was kept from me.
Now, what would be more insulting for a robotic angel? Being called the crunch in ice cream, or a red-hot suppository to normalcy?
Jupiter? Damn, feel bad for you. I've heard nothing good about living on a gas giant. Event if you can stay relatively high in the atmosphere, there's just... nothing there.
Literal stuff of nightmares.
@aMosquito ... I think you've confused the Martian Union for another Mars.
On that same note, I have to send a very angry letter of complaint to my dearest Soian higher-ups.
@aMosquito If you want to buy a resource from Mars, purchase through the Martian Union itself.
We have a respectable mining industry, however have little tolerance for "foreign investment". Graingy is a rare exception, because it aligns quite closely with us ideologically. On top of that, we have our own defence systems. No need for protection. In the exceedingly unlikely case we're facing heat we can't handle ourselves, we have Soia for such hypothetical instances.
I'm not a member of the Union government, though I have pull by nature of my ties to Graingy. I could shoot up a message asking about it.
What resource are you looking to buy?
@Michiganstatepolicethe2nd No. Several things wrong with that premise.
Firstly, I chipped within the last 50 years.
Secondly, my family was knocked off Earth in a violent impact hundreds of millions of years ago, before the evolution of the first dinosaurs.
So no, I have not seen any non-avian dinosaurs.
... Discounting through Soia, of course.
@THEROCKMAN1 Old enough to drive, not old enough to have committed vehicular manslaughter. Yet.
@aMosquito UAC?
@PlaneFlightX I'd defer this nonsense to my boss, but he'd probably just ignore me. As usual.
@EnglishGarden An intelligent species ("people") from the unique planet Antstrake.
@GrandmasterPotato You have to pay me if you want me to do your homework.
@BlackGearCompany If your mind is powered by gears then you’re an entity unlike any I’ve ever myself encountered. I am afraid I cannot offer much assistance in this regard.
@32 Do you?
@DeeganWithABazooka What kind of cleaver?
There is no easy answer since rocks come in a variety of sizes and compositions.
@Randomplayer It has a name? Of course it’s something dumb like that.
+2@THEOKPILOT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
@Randomplayer ?
@Randomplayer They were a year apart.
Itty bitty
No base of Mars. Not the Martian Union, at least.
+1@aMosquito You're mistaken. Completely mistaken.
There is no singular hell, there is no afterlife. Those exist on a per-universe/cluster basis, if at all. Many don't have them. Most don't.
Views of one's own universe being central or of particular importance are common throughout the Greater Multiverse, however are incredibly incorrect. This "dark lord" guy you speak of is most definitely just some LesserSubMajor. To quote a semipublic Soian source, a LesserSubMajor is:
A local threat. Your problem. Regardless of how great your own peril may seem, it's yours and yours alone. Any attempt for such an entity to go on some self-deluded conquest would very quickly end up with it getting a UD boot to the face.
+1Really my fears rest primarily with some backdoor open to PA-002. That guy is the aforementioned missile. Not some omnimalevolent demon, not really an issue for almost everyone in existence, but very dangerous to a Soian associate such as myself.
@EnglishGarden uhhhh Remind me in, like... I dunno, an hour?
@aMosquito There's much, much, MUCH more dangerous things than some random "hell". That's nothing. At all.
+1Really.
@aMosquito If you're making such a statement then you're pathetically ignorant of the true size of existence as a whole.
+1As someone who's worked with Soia for years now, I can tell you that with absolute certainty.
Think of it this way:
You're a civilian walking along the road when suddenly a tank pulls up. It matches your speed, maybe the crew makes small talk, but otherwise aren't being a problem, you think. You're a noncombatant, after all. No biggy, right?
Wrong.
While you might not be a target, goodness knows that an antitank rocket, even one that won't harm the tank, coming in would spell your doom. You have the unfortunate privilege of standing besides something that hardly feels what would maim you to merely hear.
You're in the mineshaft with the dynamite. You're not part of the rock face, but it'll hardly matter when it goes off.
@aMosquito Uh huh.
+1It kinda does matter, seeing as Soia has put the Tumour at risk by not properly securing it against other foreign universal involvement.
This is the kind of shit that caused the Fourth Great War of Anstrake.
Connor Mckenzie can tell you all about how that went down. Spoiler alert: Not Fun (TM).
@aMosquito A what?
+1I'd have figured that trying not to fall into the seemingly endless, crushing, black void below would be the bigger impediment to rest, but what do I know?
I do wonder how you'd pull that off. Jupiter's industry is virtually non-existent.
@aMosquito Greater Multiverse. Has that never come up? The unfathomably gigantic nature of existence.
+1Anyhow, it would seem that the Tumour is in fact not as isolated as I was led to believe, and has its own interdimensional connections apart from Universe-1.
I am not pleased that this was kept from me.
Now, what would be more insulting for a robotic angel? Being called the crunch in ice cream, or a red-hot suppository to normalcy?
Jupiter? Damn, feel bad for you. I've heard nothing good about living on a gas giant. Event if you can stay relatively high in the atmosphere, there's just... nothing there.
Literal stuff of nightmares.
@aMosquito ... I think you've confused the Martian Union for another Mars.
+1On that same note, I have to send a very angry letter of complaint to my dearest Soian higher-ups.
@aMosquito If you want to buy a resource from Mars, purchase through the Martian Union itself.
+1We have a respectable mining industry, however have little tolerance for "foreign investment". Graingy is a rare exception, because it aligns quite closely with us ideologically. On top of that, we have our own defence systems. No need for protection. In the exceedingly unlikely case we're facing heat we can't handle ourselves, we have Soia for such hypothetical instances.
I'm not a member of the Union government, though I have pull by nature of my ties to Graingy. I could shoot up a message asking about it.
What resource are you looking to buy?
I see.
+1Ah, you got shit to do?
Fair enough.
@PlaneFlightX ?
@PlaneFlightX Let's-a go
If it works it works.
+1Clearly it ain't working.
@PlaneFlightX 2 minutes
@PlaneFlightX seconds ago
@THEOKPILOT Why are you still playing 1.8?
+1@PlaneFlightX 8 minutes
@Kikikokikomarumaru15000 Interesting
@PlaneFlightX 4 minutes
Become crazier
+2@THEOKPILOT 1.8.9? You mean Minecraft 1.8?
+1I have no idea what 1280 compares to relative to a 16:9 display, frankly.
At about 14p and 30 fpm, I'm sure.
+1@Michiganstatepolicethe2nd No. Several things wrong with that premise.
Firstly, I chipped within the last 50 years.
Secondly, my family was knocked off Earth in a violent impact hundreds of millions of years ago, before the evolution of the first dinosaurs.
So no, I have not seen any non-avian dinosaurs.
... Discounting through Soia, of course.
@X99STRIKER Are you living in 1942?
+1@Kikikokikomarumaru15000 The sky is the limit. Literally.
The 4:3 really sells it
+1@PlaneFlightX 4 minutes
Babies have been born since this was posted.
Nah, I'd win.
What are your credentials?
@PlaneFlightX an hour
oh god oh hell
This town ain't big enough for the both of us, partner.
+4I've not the time, unfortunately, to constantly put things out.
Or the motivation, but I digress. Life is a hectic mess.
There's no way.
That's bloody hilarious.
@THEROCKMAN1 Old enough to drive, not old enough to have committed vehicular manslaughter. Yet.
+1@aMosquito UAC?
@PlaneFlightX I'd defer this nonsense to my boss, but he'd probably just ignore me. As usual.
oh yooth
+2How do you misspell tohpique?!
+1@sprunki Get help
@EnglishGarden An intelligent species ("people") from the unique planet Antstrake.
@GrandmasterPotato You have to pay me if you want me to do your homework.
@keiyronelleavgeek566 It gets tiring, I'll be honest.
+1@BlackGearCompany If your mind is powered by gears then you’re an entity unlike any I’ve ever myself encountered. I am afraid I cannot offer much assistance in this regard.
+2@32 Do you?