@SimplyElegant I have another offer, if I am allowed to open one trade embassy in ventrell for closer and faster trade with avyro and kistar, I will offer protection to ventrell
@SimplyElegant meh, I am just acting, pretty good eh? Nah I, just going to delete this, I don’t even know what I was trying to achieve here, so we’re going to forget this ever happened ok?
@SimplyElegant alright, perhaps, I should revoke my ultimatum, after rereading, it seems very harsh, I have made a mistake, I am a failure, i don’t deserve to be in this rp, i should just delete my account, I don’t know anymore.
@SimplyElegant we also want your goverment’s ideology and autonomy to stay the same and not be influenced by wisteria or kistar, we want your government to stay ventrell, just all that’s asked is lardonian laws be implemented into civilian life, and you receive total protection
@SimplyElegant perhaps I have worded a lot wrong or too complex, I do not, your government will stay the same, just abide by lardonian laws, in exchange we will give total protection, and time for you to build up your military force think of it as, you have rules to follow via lardonian civil laws, and, you keep your country, you can tell our soldiers to stand down and we are your bodyguard against enemies
@SimplyElegant I hereby implore the immediate cessation of the unbridled, repetitive, and ultimately wearisome sonic emanations currently being expelled from that fleshy, labial apparatus which constitutes the anterior opening of your alimentary canal: a cessation that I petition with the utmost and sincerest gravity.
we will be strengthening our front lines against the commune of Deegan, and our airspace will now be closed and ground arrivals can no longer enter through the canyon to our capital kuntschrag in the canyon, new shipments and deliveries must go around either by water onto the lardonian coast or by entering a military gate in the wright plateau between wright airport and the wright mountains
@augustvonmartis @kav Dear Avyro and the Martorian Reich,
lardonian scouts in a nearby formation of Y-95s landed in a Avyron field despite not having a runway, our tires were mildly damaged, we inspected the coastline of avyro, and we found a pilot or soldier of unknown origin, of whom was unidentifiable, soldier was deceased. reason for unidentifiability: animals got there before we could.
we suspect this may be our missing pilot, if this is indeed the case, we give our condolences to the Martorian reich, we also suspect the commune of deegan’s foul play due to rising tensions due to the ultimatum and fear of annexation
@ComradeBazookaBall yes you may, your economy will skyrocket
@SimplyElegant fine, you leave me no choice, not military protection, I’ll give you money, to open the restaurant
@SimplyElegant bruh it’s a restaurant for food😭
@SimplyElegant what about a restaurant? A single restaurant
@SimplyElegant aw man 😔
@SimplyElegant I have another offer, if I am allowed to open one trade embassy in ventrell for closer and faster trade with avyro and kistar, I will offer protection to ventrell
@SimplyElegant meh, I am just acting, pretty good eh? Nah I, just going to delete this, I don’t even know what I was trying to achieve here, so we’re going to forget this ever happened ok?
@SimplyElegant I don’t even know if this game brings me joy or not anymore, it’s like an empty abyss trying to be filled with air
@SimplyElegant alright, perhaps, I should revoke my ultimatum, after rereading, it seems very harsh, I have made a mistake, I am a failure, i don’t deserve to be in this rp, i should just delete my account, I don’t know anymore.
@SimplyElegant @kav my ally?
@SimplyElegant we also want your goverment’s ideology and autonomy to stay the same and not be influenced by wisteria or kistar, we want your government to stay ventrell, just all that’s asked is lardonian laws be implemented into civilian life, and you receive total protection
@SimplyElegant I also updated the ultimatum as I wrote some things wrong particularly the second paragraph
@SimplyElegant perhaps I have worded a lot wrong or too complex, I do not, your government will stay the same, just abide by lardonian laws, in exchange we will give total protection, and time for you to build up your military force
think of it as, you have rules to follow via lardonian civil laws, and, you keep your country, you can tell our soldiers to stand down and we are your bodyguard against enemies
Republic of ventrell
@simplyelegant
Avyro
+2@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
@ZealousKestrel
Mecreat
+1@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
@TitanVector we have only 4 because we already have high tech fighters and these will be purely experimental in our military
+1@TitanVector I will purchase 4, for a specialized fleet
+1How much does it cost
+1@graingy “I have a theory” 😔🤏
+1bloody beautiful
Is nice.
@Kav it was a joke, we will recon the area, just to get some feel for what is to come
+1@Kav or perhaps a siege cannon for total destruction of its military force so absolute no threat is achieved?
+1Must we send lardonian scouts? To Ventrell of course, they are highly trained for these very types of situations.
+1@Warrior2009 have you seen mine?
Amazing
Umm excuse me, may we have time for the Keigan of lardonian to arrive? We must have all of the members there, right?
+1Island nation of volkovia
@Graingy “lard”🥰🤏
Mecreat
@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
Avyro
+1@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
Republic of Ventrell
@ZealousKestrel
@SimplyElegant I hereby implore the immediate cessation of the unbridled, repetitive, and ultimately wearisome sonic emanations currently being expelled from that fleshy, labial apparatus which constitutes the anterior opening of your alimentary canal: a cessation that I petition with the utmost and sincerest gravity.
+1@TitanVector 😭
+1Lardonia would like to buy 1, maintenance will not be an issue, lardonians get good education, we are also rich
+2We have for sale all models of the yamatano y-95
Mecreat
+1@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
@Kav yes but you may only buy 6 or 8, 100 stagerns each, and about 500 Martorian mark
+1Avyro
+2@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
Republic of Ventrell
@ZealousKestrel
Mecreat
@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
Avyro
+2@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
Republic of Ventrell
@ZealousKestrel
Mecreat
@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
Avyro
+1@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
Republic of Ventrell
@ZealousKestrel
yes
+2Avyro
+1@Kav
Martorian Reich
@AugustVonMartis
The Federation of Wisteria
Kistaryan Republic (Kistar)
Republic of Ventrell
@ZealousKestrel
Mecreat
+1@TitanVector
Federal Commune of Deegan
@ComradeBazookaBall
Republic of Okayland
@Cuboidable
@AugustVonMartis
we will be strengthening our front lines against the commune of Deegan, and our airspace will now be closed and ground arrivals can no longer enter through the canyon to our capital kuntschrag in the canyon, new shipments and deliveries must go around either by water onto the lardonian coast or by entering a military gate in the wright plateau between wright airport and the wright mountains
+2@AugustVonMartis
the body, it is mangled beyond recognition, image taken in the early morning while still dark out:
forensics scouts image
+2@augustvonmartis @kav
Dear Avyro and the Martorian Reich,
lardonian scouts in a nearby formation of Y-95s landed in a Avyron field despite not having a runway, our tires were mildly damaged, we inspected the coastline of avyro, and we found a pilot or soldier of unknown origin, of whom was unidentifiable, soldier was deceased. reason for unidentifiability: animals got there before we could.
we suspect this may be our missing pilot, if this is indeed the case, we give our condolences to the Martorian reich, we also suspect the commune of deegan’s foul play due to rising tensions due to the ultimatum and fear of annexation
Lardonian officials 11/26/25
+2End of letter.
@ZealousKestrel south of snowstorm
@ZealousKestrel the southern trust maybe? For the wisteria allyship name?